The first 116 assault, serial homicide
This is today's first update.,Automatically updated at eight o'clock.,Wait for my father-in-law to get up and then think about how to add more-
A new advertisement is playing on the TV, the protagonist of the advertisement is, of course, the female demon king, she brewed a cup of tea with an elegant gesture, brought it to her mouth and took a sip gently, and then showed a faint smile to the camera...... Then a line of advertising slogans jumped out from the side: "Overlord Flower's favorite, Emeishan Yunwu Flower Tea, brings you a dream enjoyment like clouds!" ”
Lin Bai pointed at the TV and flew violently: "Liar! This advertisement is deceptive, and the ghost woman's favorite is obviously Eagle Tea. It is too much to shoot this kind of liar advertisement to have an advertising fee of 150,000 yuan! The most excessive thing is that I didn't give me the advertising money, and it was all snatched away by that damn woman. I'm going to reveal the truth to the media! ”
The female demon king was smiling and eating the tomato scrambled egg rice bowl made by herself: "Come less, it makes no sense for you to blush at the king if you can't make money yourself." In fact, this king doesn't have to make money like this at all, open a portal to move gold to Millican's vault, and move as much as you want, do you really want this king to scarce this money? But...... Every time I see you red-eyed and jealous, I think it's not bad to make some money. ”
Lin Bai sat back in his chair dejectedly: "Actually, I can rob the bank and grab the money, but the money earned in that way can't be used at all......" He is a good person after all, and he disdains to use those dishonorable practices.
A few days ago, he went to the hospital to treat terminally ill patients, and he wanted to announce that he would charge treatment fees from today, but when he saw the pitiful appearance of the patients, his heart softened, and he still treated them for free. In addition to the rich and noble families, how many families with terminal illnesses can not be dragged down by expensive treatment costs? Lin Bai saw those poor babas. Families on the verge of bankruptcy have no way to collect money from them...... As for the terminally ill Monopoly, that kind of thing is not something that can be found just by looking for it. The big tycoons are all very busy, hundreds of thousands of dollars a second. There's no time to get terminally ill.
Lin Bai hurriedly called Hua Butterfly: "Hey, Flower Girl, didn't you say that you wanted to help me contact the advertisement?" Why hasn't there been any news yet? Could it be that the masked hero's signboard is not as popular as the overlord flower? The last time I dealt with the demon flower, it was obviously the masked hero who contributed more, but the overlord flower just came out to pick up a leak. ”
"Please call me Zhenzhen, or call me my real name Li Mingzhen, don't call me a flower girl." Hua Butterfly snorted, and then said seriously: "It's not easy to do." The main thing is that you are masked, and the overlord flower is not masked. Overlord Flower's appearance is widely known, only she can appear on behalf of Overlord Flower to advertise, but masked heroes are not good, now any person can pretend to be a masked hero to shoot advertisements, I contacted several manufacturers to talk about advertising business, but they didn't believe that I could invite a real masked hero, and said that even if I was invited, what would happen? Waste advertising money, just find a random employee to wear the same clothes. ”
Lin Bai: "......"
Yes! The cottage skills of the Chinese people are definitely in a state of full natural skill points, and it is not easy for the masked hero's outfit to come out of the copycat? Lin Bai was speechless.
Hua Butterfly said: "You open Shuangqing Satellite TV's 6 sets of programs to watch." There's just an advertisement...... It was taken by the masked hero. ”
Lin Bai hurriedly switched to the TV station, and sure enough, an advertisement was playing on the TV. The main character of the ad is the masked hero, who is flying through the sky in a red and yellow straitjacket, and the special effects are so good that you can't tell that he has a tightrope. After the masked hero descended from the sky to the ground, he slammed into the demon flower, which was of course a prop. As a result, the masked hero's fist was useless, and he was kicked away by the demon flower.
Then the masked hero gets up from the ground, picks up a bottle of drink and begins to pour it into his mouth. In a magnetic voice, he said, "I love to drink the microphone drink, it can make me critical." Mai Dong is back! "After drinking, the strength skyrocketed. One punch knocked the demon flower to the ground.
"I'm rubbing! This Nima is too fake! Lin Bai pointed to the TV and scolded: "How can Lao Tzu's voice be so ugly? And Lao Tzu doesn't like to drink wheat at all. ”
"Alright, don't be angry." Hua Butterfly persuaded on the mobile phone: "You also know that our national conditions are like this...... Or you go and smash the Maidong Beverage Factory, beat up the fake masked hero, and warn them not to steal your image rights. With your strength, this kind of thing is a piece of cake. ”
The underworld can do this, but Lin Bai is unwilling to do it, if he really smashes Mai Dong, then is he a first-level hero or a first-level villain? It's almost impossible to tell what he meows.
"Xiaobai, quickly transfer to Shuangqing Satellite TV Channel 4!" Flower Butterfly exclaimed, "There are also here." ”
Lin Bai hurriedly cut the stage, and the masked hero was on the TV again, he didn't fly in the sky this time, holding a stone the size of a mountain with both hands, the stone must be a prop made of foam, the fake masked hero lifted it effortlessly, and easily placed it on a big truck, and then a line of advertising words was displayed on the screen: "Xifeng brand big truck, the load capacity is as strong as the masked hero, strong and strong!" ”
Lin Bai squatted down with his head in his hands: "I can't afford to hurt!" ”
Hua Butterfly grinned and said: "Xiaobai, you still come to join the Butterfly Gang, I will give you the position of the deputy gang leader, the two of us are one writer and one martial arts, and we can run rampant in the world together, Liu Tieshou and Zheng Hongsleeve were like this thirty years ago, and now they are not mixed with the rivers and lakes, but their names are still circulating in the rivers and lakes." The two of us followed their example and made a name for themselves in the rivers and lakes. ”
Lin Bai covered his face with his hands: "Don't talk nonsense!" Liu Tieshou and Zheng Hongsleeve are husband and wife partners, what are you and me? ”
Flower Butterfly grinned: "I'm so beautiful, you'll fall in love with me sooner or later." As long as you look good, I might fall in love with you...... At that time, it will be a new generation of Liu Tieshou and Zheng Hongsleeve. ”
"Everyone comes to bully Lao Tzu's innocence, I won't talk to you anymore, the phone bill is so expensive......"
Lin Bai hung up the phone, thinking about those advertisements on TV, facing the sky at forty-five degrees, tears streaming down his face, why is it so difficult to make some money? ――
In the evening, the remnant sun was about to set behind the mountain, and the sky and the earth were sprinkled with a golden light and shadow. It was time for the Maidong Beverage Factory to get off work, the machines in the workshop had been turned off, and the employees walked out of the factory door in twos and threes. Zhu Wukong is also mixed in.
Zhu Wukong is twenty-five years old this year, not tall or short, neither fat nor thin. It happens to be very similar to the masked hero who has become popular recently, plus he has a nice voice. Magnetic. So this time the factory advertised and simply chose him to play the masked hero, although he looked ugly, but no one could see him after the mask.
Zhu Wukong didn't agree to play the masked hero at first, after all, it was an infringement of other people's Xiao Xiangquan, which was very immoral, but when the company offered a bonus of 5ooo yuan, Zhu Wukong compromised. Just put on the outfit of a masked hero and say a few words. Pouring a bottle of Maidong drink on your head can earn 5ooo yuan, and only fools don't do it.
In recent days, he dressed up as a masked hero to shoot a series of microphone advertisements for the company, several of which have begun to be broadcast, and the response is not bad, the company's beverage sales have increased a lot, and he has earned more than 20,000 yuan in bonuses, which is almost worth half a year's salary, so he is in a very good mood, and even the sunset at dusk is extraordinarily good-looking in his eyes.
As he walked through the grove on the side of the company, he suddenly saw a strange figure standing in front of him. This figure is very tall and eerie, and the strangest thing is. This person's left arm is actually a mechanical arm, which makes his whole person look very scary, just like the villain who often appears in movies.
Zhu Wukong couldn't help but take half a step back: "You...... Who are you? What to do? I don't have any money for you. ”
The terrible weirdo said in a cold voice: "My name is the Winter Soldier, and you are the masked hero of TV, right?" How about we do two tricks? ”
Zhu Wukong felt a chill in his heart, and his intuition told him that the person in front of him was very dangerous, so he turned around and ran away.
"Bump!"
A gunshot rang out, and Zhu Wukong's back heart socket was hit by a bullet, and the kinetic energy of the bullet rushed forward with his body, and he fell to the ground fiercely. Blood poured out of the wound and stained a large area of grass red.
"Cut! It's a waste again. The Winter Soldier frowned: "How do you keep running into fakes?" The human world is outrageous. ”――
Shuangqing Police Station.
The flat-chested policewoman's head was about to explode, and the police chief Liu Fei was roaring at her: "In just one week." Five homicides in a row, five! It's all guns! How did you become a criminal police captain? He was angrily scolded by the city leader just now, and asked him how he was the police chief, and now he had to vent his anger on the flat-chested policewoman.
The poor flat-chested policewoman was so depressed that she had to say seriously: "I promise to solve the case as much as possible." ”
"Guaranteed? Guaranteed to have a fart, why don't you hurry up? ”
The flat-chested policewoman sighed and returned to her office, where several detectives were analyzing the case, and she joined in and discussed with her subordinates: "The identities of these five victims are too strange, one is an employee of a beverage factory, one is an employee of a car factory, and one is an extra...... There is no connection between the five people at all, such a case is the most headache, could it be that the culprit is indiscriminate killing? ”
A young policeman stood up and said, "Captain, it's not an indiscriminate killing, we've found common ground among these suspects. ”
"What?" The flat-chested policewoman was overjoyed, slapped the table and jumped up: "Where is the common denominator?" ”
If you find the common ground between the victims, you can find the "motive for killing", which will be of great help in solving the case.
The young policeman said solemnly: "What these victims have in common is that they have all played masked heroes and appeared in commercials. Look, this guy named Zhu Wukong has acted in a microphone commercial on TV, the clerk of this car factory has acted in a Westwind truck commercial, and this extra has been invited to shoot a leather shoe commercial......"
The flat-chested policewoman exclaimed: "Is it because of this?" (To be continued)
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