When Siyuan meets Dante to discuss saving the world. As a younger sister who stayed at his home and basically gave up the college entrance examination, Li Yu was sitting in the examination room waiting for the exam papers to come down.

"Beauty, you'll copy it for me later."

Just as she was in a daze as always, a voice behind her interrupted her serious and careful thinking about whether she should learn beauty salon or pastry making.

"Me?"

The mountain god Li Yu turned his head and pointed at his nose, looking innocent, his big eyes flashing with ignorance. After that, the little boy with fluff on his lips stayed there for the whole time.

"You...... Can you copy it for me? He knotted his tongue and said in a very small voice, "I speak very poorly." ”

"But I'm also bad......"

The little mountain god is very kind to everyone, and she has always been very helpful, but this incident makes her a little unable to do it, because her grades are really bad. What can be so bad that Cheng dù is that more than half of her usual homework is done by Menglan, a junior high school student who has just taken the high school entrance examination, because if she does it herself, she will definitely be thought by the teacher that she is dissatisfied with the school and the class...... It is conceivable how bad her grades are, in a word, her well-behaved and sweet appearance is completely disproportionate to her academic performance, although she has worked hard to learn, but she really can't learn......

And when the little boy saw the expression of the little mountain god, he didn't believe that she was also bad, and squinted his eyes and asked, "You actually don't want to show me, do you?" ”

"No, no ......"

Li Yu hurriedly shook her head and waved her hand, her innocent and innocent appearance made her look so cute that people wanted to take a bite, which made the saliva of the adolescent boy behind her with surging hormones obviously flow out of her mouth.

"You're drooling."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... You copy it for me, and I'll invite you to dinner after the exam, really...... Please. ”

If it is Dream Scales sitting here at the moment, it is estimated that this little hairy child has been humiliated and has no skin. But after all, sitting here is a cute four-legged snake that is born with cuteness. After looking at the boy's pitiful appearance, she sighed softly, and then said seriously: "Don't blame me for not doing well in the exam......

"Of course, of course, no matter whether you do well in the exam or not, I will invite you to dinner." When the little boy turned back to the little mountain god, he smelled the faint smell of vanilla on her. His breathing became heavy involuntarily, and he said with almost red eyes: "I'll kick your stool later, and you will quietly move away, my eyes are good." ”

"Okay......"

Seeing that the well-behaved soft girl in front of her agreed to her request, the boy stroked her hair handsomely. But just as he was about to continue to say something, the invigilator walked in from outside, and began to announce the discipline of the exam room and so on. The boy didn't beep anymore, but he didn't bother to listen to any discipline in the examination room, just stared at the back of the girl in front of him in a daze.

In this exam. This grandson kicked the little mountain god's stool twenty-one times in total, and if it was an ordinary person, I am afraid that he would not be able to take the test this time. But the little mountain god Li Yu was not affected at all, after all, they were all answers made by drawing lots and shaking dice, and it didn't matter whether the speed was or not, according to the usual experience, the reading comprehension of the essay was copied at the front, and the fill-in-the-blank questions were copied from the front of the multiple choice questions. So as soon as they finished listening half an hour after the test started, Xiaoshanshen had already written the whole paper.

The little boy in the back was amazed at her god-like speed. I firmly believe that this well-behaved and beautiful girl is a serious student, so almost the entire test paper is copied thoroughly except for the name and test number, and even the composition is unscrupulously copied thoroughly.

When the exam was halfway through, Xiaoshanshen couldn't sit still anymore, anyway, she made up her mind and was ready to learn beauty salons, and her grades didn't matter at all. So she happily handed in the papers.

And the little boy followed her and walked out, and followed her in the corridor, walking silently beside her, and several times he wanted to stop talking.

"Oops! Why did you turn in the papers! ”

It took a long time for Xiao Shanshen to realize that there was one more person beside her, she frowned and asked worriedly, "Aren't you afraid that you won't do well in the exam?" ”

"I'm ......," the boy touched his head. said shyly: "I saw that you came out, and I came out, and the results were not good anyway." When the time comes, I will go to school wherever you go. ”

"I'm a beauty salon."

The little mountain god said his great ambition very calmly. Of course, she didn't know that even if she made a blank slate, in fact, in the end, she would still be admitted to the university under the name of the castle tower, after all, she was the one who was put on the agenda, and even if she didn't have this identity, it wouldn't be a problem to get there just because of her relationship with Siyuan. After all, even if Siyuan doesn't play privileges, the gang under his hands can't let this little princess really learn beauty salons......

Naturally, what she didn't know herself, this little boy didn't know either, he was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly laughed: "Then I'll also learn beauty salons." No, I'm going to learn excavators. By the way, what's your name? ”

"Li Yu, what about you?"

"My name is Zheng Ji."

Although the little mountain god is not young, her mental maturity is far lower than that of girls of the same age, and she does not have any wariness of this big boy who looks cowardly and a little ruffian. The two of them walked in the quiet campus and exchanged conversations like elementary school students.

However, this guy named Zheng Ji didn't mind Xiaoshan Shen's strange low EQ at all, but talked to her as if he was in a daze, talking about his feats and his brothers, how he was rebellious, and how awesome he was, those pheasant school stories were not heard of by Xiaoshan Shen, and she finally simply found a place to sit down and listen to the people in front of her who had just known her for a long time tell those stories that were far away from her, and her smile was always on her face.

"At that time, for the sake of one of my buddies, I rushed into those thugs with a brick and hit them with a bloody head. But there were too many of them, and if my eldest brother hadn't brought someone here, I would have been killed. ”

Xiaoshan God blinked, put his hands on his cheeks and looked at the young man who was standing in front of her who was sweating from the sun but still had his eyebrows fluttering, and smiled lightly. It's like a wild lily blooming under the sun, and it's fascinating to watch.

"It's not early, I promised to invite you to dinner, and it just so happens that a few of my buddies and brothers are going to get together today, let's come together! I'll introduce you to that stupid fat man. ”

"Is that the fat guy who got into a fight until his pants opened his crotch?"

"yes, hahaha. Silly enough. But others are very righteous. ”

Xiaoshan Shen obviously wanted to see the world that she had not seen, she hesitated for a long time before taking out her mobile phone from her pocket, clumsily dialed the number, carefully put it to her ear, and waited until it was connected before she said timidly: "Hey...... Shall I not come home for dinner tonight? ”

"Don't go home for dinner? Why? ”

"There's a boy who wants to invite me to dinner."

"Hahahahaha." Dream Scale's wild laughter came from the other end of the phone, but suddenly the laughter stopped, and Dream Scale said in a stern tone: "You wait for the stupid roe deer to come back to him to duel, you first ask God to bless that kid who soaked you to win a pope." ”

He ...... He...... He's very capable of fighting. ”

Xiaoshan God obviously doesn't know the specific difference between this can fight and that can fight, so she can also say that she came as soon as she opened her mouth. It seems that he is determined to follow along.

"Okay, you know the access control, right?"

"Well, you know...... Be sure to go home before 10 p.m. ”

This door rule was formulated by Luo Shi, mainly for Xiao Yu, a guy who is not very bright. Although she is ridiculously strong, she is a brainless person...... In case he was tricked into bed by a little deflated three, not to mention that Siyuan knew what would happen, just the hungry wolves under Siyuan's hands could do the slaughter of the city, you must know that the little mountain god is a unique little public act in the eyes of those traversers. Especially the Tyrannosaurus rex, they all spoil her as a daughter. Rashiki can imagine. If the Tyrannosaurus rex, the little mountain god he regarded as a treasure, was given to an inexplicable man, he would really become Godzilla.

What's more, Luo Fu has been married before, she knows how dirty the men in this world are, and these people will never approach a stupid girl like Xiao Yu for a clean reason.

"Remember, if you're going to be put to sleep. You wait to be beaten. Dream Scale's tone was very strict: "Remember? I taught you a few rules, haven't you forgotten? ”

"Hmm...... Got it, got it. The little mountain god was obviously a little impatient, and she pouted: "I'm a big girl!" ”

The rules of Dream Scale are actually the code of conduct for kindergarten girls, and every day before going to bed, they will mumble to the little mountain god, why don't take off their pants in front of anyone, what don't let people touch any part of the body, what don't have physical contact with the opposite sex, etc. Except that she wasn't told not to drink. Everything else is strictly forbidden, and in fact...... The little mountain god loves to drink, but don't expect her to get drunk, she's not human, after all.

So, an hour after Xiao Shen went out to eat with Zheng Ji, Siyuan received a call from Luo Shi, and she told Siyuan about Xiaoshan Shen's date with someone......

"Hey...... I now know the troubles of fathers who have school-age daughters at home. Siyuan hung up the phone and looked at Dante with a smile: "Xiaoyu's girl actually started dating." ”

As soon as his voice was strong, Siyuan felt that the pressure on his side suddenly swelled, and huge spiritual fluctuations began to hit like a tide. He turned his head and found that the little Pope was standing at the door, his body was filled with purple-black spiritual mist, and the spiritual power in the room was gathered by him, and a spiritual explosion could occur at any time.

"What are you doing?" Siyuan stretched out his hand and crushed the spiritual power gathering layer, and asked with a frown, "Don't you know that this is dangerous?" ”

"I'm quitting! I want to go back to my country. The little pope threw the scepter in his hand to the ground: "Mother, the chicken, if you continue to it, your daughter-in-law will be gone!" ”

Siyuan turned his head to look at Dante: "You taught the person I gave you like this?" ”

"Hey, he's precocious, okay?" Dante leaned back on the sofa, his face full of disdain: "This time I support him to go back, in case my daughter-in-law runs away with someone, damn a chicken, where should I put my old face?" ”

Looking at the two of them who were in the same breath, Siyuan couldn't cry or laugh, now these two guys even have the same tone, this has to be taught again...... It's definitely not as simple as the second dog, it's definitely the second Dante old hooligan.

"Okay, okay......" Siyuan sighed and took out the phone: "I really can't stand you." ”

After saying that, he dialed a phone call to the fox group. That is, the Heaven Keeper Demon Gate Branch, the answer to the phone is Shiso's own sister, Zicheng. As soon as she heard Siyuan's call, her body was crisp, and she said in a sweet and greasy voice: "Sir~~ It's hard for you to still think about us." ”

Siyuan couldn't help but shudder at this head, and then coughed: "Ah." Do me a personal favor. ”

"Hey, what you said, don't say it's going to the soup, as long as you say a word, it's a trivial matter for our sisters to take turns to serve you."

Let's do this, after all, the fox spirit, Siyuan has been getting along with them for a while, this fox spirit talks like this, anyway, it's right to hook up with people all the time. Siyuan almost didn't hold on to it several times......

"Send a few people and follow Xiao Yu. She's gone on a date, and the little cub here is about to explode. ”

"Oh, is the stupid roe deer brother jealous? I really want to see it...... It's okay, you tell the roe deer brother, if he doesn't mind, the sister can wait for him for a few years. My sister's kung fu is much better than that little girl. ”

"Hey!"

After Siyuan snorted, another person on the other end of the phone was obviously answered. As soon as Siyuan heard it, she knew that it was Zicheng's twin sister Zisu's voice, and she answered on the phone: "Understood." Guaranteed completion of the task. ”

"It's not a task, it's just a favor."

"No, your word is the task! I'll go. ”

When he hung up the phone again, Siyuan looked up at the little Pope: "Satisfied, right?" Now honestly sit back for me! ”

"Oh......"

The little Pope could flip the table and break the bowl with Dante, but Siyuan's words could almost be described as obedient, and now his heart was settled. Naturally, he no longer dared to be disobedient and thought far, and sat aside honestly.

At this moment, Li Yu, who has been targeted by the D word, is sitting in a food stall with a group of half-sized children, his big eyes are rolling slightly, and his expression is very cute.

"*Ba, your little girlfriend is so beautiful."

"Don't let your mom fart. Tell me to turn my face with you again. Zheng Ji's nickname is *ba, usually whoever calls him will smile and agree, but today even if he quietly screams with his most iron buddy, his face is pale: "She's not my girlfriend, she's just ...... Just friends. ”

Looking at the way he lowered his head, even his brothers, who usually fought and drank together, were a little stunned, because he was not like this in the past, that cold and grinning guy, today is like taking the wrong medicine, extremely shy and gentle.

"What do you like to eat?" Zheng Ji handed the menu to the little mountain god and asked very gently, "Order whatever you want." ”

"This, this, and this." The little mountain god pointed to a bunch of vegetarian dishes: "I also want potatoes." ”

"Order so cheap? You don't have to be polite to me, just order, do you eat fish? ”

"No, no, no, I don't eat meat......" Xiaoshan God nodded busily: "I like to eat corn, water spinach and potatoes." ”

Zheng Ji was a little surprised, because he saw that the goddess's mobile phone in the afternoon was a new aristocratic model this year, and the cheapest second-hand parallel goods in the world cost more than 8,000 yuan, which was obviously a child of a rich family, but her eating habits were really incomprehensible, almost nothing was eaten, only some vegetables.

'Probably to save me money, what a good girl. Zheng Ji thought so.

As for his friends, seeing that his boss was so well-behaved, he naturally didn't dare to make another time, not only was he polite to Xiaoshan Shen, but he no longer dared to call his sister-in-law and sister-in-law, and even the yellow cavity that everyone usually opened together didn't dare to open it again.

"Alright, guys. After the summer vacation, they go their separate ways, but good brothers will always be for life. Zheng Ji stood up, raised his wine glass and said very generously, then turned his head and whispered to the little mountain god: "If you can't drink, don't drink it, I'll order you a drink." ”

The little mountain god smiled and shook his head, picked up a beer and stood up and clinked his glass with them, then looked up and muttered, and easily drained the whole beer without even pausing.

At this moment, the audience was shocked, even Zheng Ji himself was frightened, he subconsciously looked at Xiaoshan Shen's stomach, but found that her stomach did not react at all, as if the beer cup had been poured into the sewer.

"Good! Readily!! Sister-in-law is so good! ”

This time the atmosphere was no longer controllable, and these little smiles immediately began to coax, but instead made Zheng Ji blush, and then the little mountain god chirped, rolled his eyes and looked at the sky: "You all have fun." ”

And just when their atmosphere was thick, a man in his twenties walked over with a smile on his face but pretended to be forced no matter how he looked at it, and pulled over a stool: "Xiaoji, it's very lively." ”

When Zheng Ji saw it, he immediately stood up: "Brother Li, why are you here?" ”

"I just happened to see you here." He grinned and pointed to a Mazda6 parked at the door, shaking the car key in his hand: "Congratulations on finishing the exam, how about you come to my bar to play later?" ”

When he was talking, his eyes kept turning around the little mountain god, and the little mountain god was cute, and he didn't come out of the gap, but continued to listen to the people next to him tell her stories. But Zheng Ji was very keenly aware that something was wrong, and he waved his hand again and again: "No...... No need ......"

"Okay, I'll open a box and wait for you later, and have a good time tonight."

And just as he was walking out, on the roof of a residential building five hundred meters away from here, two beautiful women who looked the same were standing on it, and one of them was holding his arm: "Sister, do you want to kill him?" I smell scum in him. ”

"Don't worry, don't interfere with the little princess's life. She's more advanced than both of us. Zi Su sneered: "That person obviously has bad intentions, I watched him follow the little boy all the way." ”

"But that little boy looks pretty tasty."

"You give me a serious point, the reputation of the vixen has been ruined by you like this. It's still a place, so what are you doing? ”

"Sister~~~"

"Die farther away."

"Oh......" (To be continued......