Chapter 226: Transaction ♂ (Thank you for the reward of the 'whatever the name is' from the big guy!)
"Damn! It's the first time I've seen such a magical flower in my life!"
"It can't be said to be the first time, right? When Teacher Ling was in the Warcraft Rainforest before, didn't he also meet a naked male flower?"
"The flower is just shaped like a human being! The details of the face are still very blurry!"
"That flower is so obscene, how can it compare to these sun-wheel flowers in front of you!"
"Really, I think the little JJ of the naked boy flower is very good-looking?"
"+1, proportionally much bigger than my husband!"
"+2 bigger than my husband."
"Upstairs is a forced black man, right? The naked male flower is enlarged proportionally, and JJ is at least twenty-five centimeters long, how many men can compare?"
"I don't think I can find two or three in the whole continent!"
"I'm afraid it won't be a wild donkey!"
"No, Teacher Ling must be bigger than a naked man! Teacher Ling's body can be enlarged and reduced at will, and controlling a JJ is not easy to capture?"
"It's obscene! It's so obscene! The sacred martial arts have actually been thought of by you in this aspect!"
"Let the upstairs be so inspired, I suddenly want to join the arms of martial arts!"
"If Teacher Ling knew that you were going to learn martial arts with such a purpose, he wouldn't be able to kill your turtle grandsons!"
"Don't talk about that, let's see what the two thousand students from Sister Kai and Wayne can learn before deciding! The only thought in my mind right now is: Teacher Ling! Kneel down and beg for a funny fruit!"
As soon as I saw this fruit, I felt that this thing was destined for me!"
"This expression is simply amazing! the more you look at it, the more flavorful it becomes!"
"I feel that the connotation is very deep! all the joys, sorrows, and sorrows of life can be expressed with this funny!"
"I have a hunch, funny will be hot!
"The water friend 'Funny God Cultist' rewarded the anchor with a devastating one!At the same time, he left a message: Newly registered ID! Funny Immortal, Boundless Mana!Funny God Cult, invincible in the world!"
"I've been looking at this funny fruit for a long time, and I feel like I'm starting to develop into funny!"
"Anyway, is this thing really edible?"
From the beginning of the broadcast to the present, everything recommended by Mr. Ling is very good!"
"Half of them are very ...... flavors"
"I feel that Miss Joan of Arc is holding a funny fruit in her hand, and she seems to be a little overwhelmed!"
"I'm sure I'm worried too!"
"Eat! Didn't you say you're starving to death?
“......”
At this point, Joan of Arc was indeed a little overwhelmed. It's not that there is any obstacle to eating this kind of food that looks like a human head, after all, she eats skull grass with relish, it's just ......
The expression of this fruit is so strange that people have to care!
Holding the funny fruit in his hand, and staring at the extremely funny squinting eyes on the funny fruit for a long time, Joan of Arc still couldn't make up her mind, turned her head, and looked at Ling Mo, hoping that the other party could provide her with something else.
Click.
With a crisp sound, Ling Mo bit down on the head of the funny fruit, the slightly hard shell made a crisp sound, and the juice splashed, Ling Mo raised his head, poured all the funny juice into his mouth, and then fished out the flesh of the fruit, and ate it heartily, with a very enjoyable expression on his face, as if he had eaten some delicacies from the mountains and seas.
During the whole process, this funny fruit kept a funny expression, neither pain, nor any discomfort, nor did he make any screams, as if being eaten was just a matter of course.
Seeing Ling Mo take the lead, Joan of Arc calmed down a little, turned her head, and looked at Funny Fruit affectionately for a while again, the hunger from the soul fire became more and more serious, making her unable to entangle. As soon as his heart was closed, he followed Ling Mo's example, and gnawed on the funny fruit in one bite!
Not!
At this moment, Joan of Arc suddenly wanted to cry: since she lost her head, every time she ingested energy, she relied on the black qi in her neck cavity to absorb it, and the concept of 'taste' had long been forgotten for too long. At this time, as soon as he recovered, all kinds of tastes came to his heart, and people were in a trance for a while.
After lingering in this feeling of happiness for a while, Joan of Arc finally came back to her senses reluctantly, with some regret in her heart: although the head given by Santa Claus has been simulated as much as possible and simulated as much as possible the various sensations of the human body, the sweetness from the taste buds is still slightly different from the sweetness in her memory, which always gives people a feeling of scratching their boots, which makes people particularly dissatisfied.
At this moment, Joan of Arc's desire to take her head back was even more determined, but instead of showing it on her face, she lowered her head, pulled out the flesh of the funny fruit, ate it, and savored this hard-won good time.
She soon discovered that the fruit was truly extraordinary, with a refreshing taste of the fruit, but it was particularly satiating, giving people a strong sense of satisfaction, plus the abundant energy contained in it, which further satisfied the body and mind. Eating one bite at a time, the warm energy flows all over the body, and the kind of happiness it brings is similar to the feeling of letting the warm sun wrap you under the gentle blue sky.
The more I ate, the happier I was, the more happy I was, my face couldn't help but smile, my eyes involuntarily narrowed, Joan of Arc had been completely captured by that warm feeling, and I didn't know where I was, and with the movement of my eyes, the expression on my face had flashed a trace of funny charm from time to time.
She had already discovered her abnormality, but Joan of Arc couldn't control her body a little, she mentioned her only remaining self-control, stretched out a finger and pointed at Ling Mo, and said:
"You're going to be bad for me, I'm going to be bad next?"
"Where is the yin on you?" Ling Mo put down the funny fruit in his hand, and a smile on his face showed a successful trick: "Eating this, it will be temporarily funny, haven't I already told you clearly?"
"You ate it too, why, are you okay?" Joan of Arc asked intermittently, "And, it's funny, what will happen?"
"What can I do? With my physique, even if I swallow the venom of the underworld wurm alive, I won't have anything to do, what do you compare to me?" Ling Mo straightened his chest and put on a 'strong' pose, and then said, "As for the funny, you will know it soon!"
As he spoke, he threw the funny fruit in his hand, and the man quickly took two steps back. Seeing Ling Mo's movements, Joan of Arc instinctively had a bad premonition in her heart, and wanted to escape from this land of right and wrong, but her body was too warm and comfortable to move at all, and she could only watch the funny flower stems around her entangle, twist, and extend upwards to each other, and it didn't take much effort to twist into a thick funny tree!
The newly grown large funny tree is more than five meters high, full of three people hugging each other, the branches are lush and fruitful, and the bent branches are full of heavy funny fruits! These funny fruits shook on the tree a few times, and even the branches fell from the treetops, rolled on the ground twice, and then turned into funny villains!
Seeing these funny little people waving to her, Joan of Arc was confused, as if she was confused, she walked over to them, joined the team of funny people, joined them hand in hand, lined up in front of the funny tree, and danced happily and spun in circles!
They danced and sang in unison:
"Funny Fruit on the Funny Tree,"
"You and me under the funny tree. ”
"Play the game in front of the funny tree,"
"Make a deal behind the funny tree!"
"Make a deal, do it, make a deal, trade~~~~!"
Singing and dancing like this, Joan of Arc slowly turned behind the tree with the funny little people, and the expression on her face was very cheerful, and it was almost the same as those funny fruits. In the follow-up shot of the MONOCULUS, Joan of Arc submerged into the funny tree little by little, and at the same time that her last trace disappeared, the crown of the funny tree trembled, and the funny fruit fell like rain, drowning Joan of Arc directly!
"Ah~~~~Well~~~~Oh~~~~~"
I couldn't see the specifics, but I could hear Joan of Arc let out three long, lustful gasps in succession, as if she had been by those funny fruits, and then the voice stopped abruptly, and no more movement was heard. Countless water friends in the live broadcast room were itching, and they left messages one after another, asking for a request to kneel and beg Teacher Ling, and quickly let the magic eye elf fly behind the tree to detect (shoot) and check (film)!
Ling Mo naturally saw those obscene messages, he was in a good mood at this time, but he didn't mind explaining to the sailors: "Your request, in fact, can't be done, no one knows what the back of the funny tree is, no matter what angle you look at, the funny tree will always be facing you!"
"Where have you ever heard of this attribute of 'always seeing only the positive'?"
A very small number of sailors noticed this small detail, and the vast majority of sailors left messages expressing disbelief, so Ling Mo deliberately controlled the MONOCULUS elf and circled around the funny tree, and sure enough, as he said, no matter how the MONOCULUS elf turned, the shot was the front of the funny tree, as if this tree was a product of the two-dimensional world, and there was no 'backside' of the whole concept!
"Now believe it, right?" Ling Mo smiled: "According to legend, the back of the funny tree is the place where the funny fruits do their trade, and following the funny fruits into the back world, no one knows what will happen, maybe unscathed, maybe it's ......"
Before he finished his words, the whole funny tree exploded directly!
The huge tree trunk exploded into a pile of debris and scattered in all directions, and all the large and small funny fruits on the top of the canopy were compressed together, forming a huge funny ball!
Seeing this, someone immediately reacted, and the whole process of the growth, maturity, and disappearance of the funny tree was seven or eight points similar to the scene when the World Tree disappeared before!
However, at this time, they were not interested in discussing this issue, and their attention was attracted by Joan of Arc, who was squatting on the ground, holding his hands on his chest, and his face was flushed!
Ling Mo hesitated for a moment and asked, "You...... Are you alright?"
"It's not good at all!" Joan of Arc had a look on her face that was about to be ruined: "What the hell is going on with these obscene fruits? Pull me into a strange illusory mirror, and then rub it desperately on my chest and squeeze it into my arms! I finally woke up from my previous happiness, and was about to exert my power, but these hateful fruits burst one after another, and did not give me any chance to retaliate at all!"
After taking a closer look at Joan of Arc, Ling Mo said, "Miss Joan of Arc, you should feel lucky. When I was in the Warcraft Rainforest, I saw a lot of travelers and Warcraft, who were pulled behind the trees by the funny fruits to trade, and when they came out, they could be stuffed into their fists! ”
Joan of Arc shuddered: "Mr. Ling, what about protecting me, aren't you afraid that I will be dragged behind a tree and take off directly...... How will you explain to your old friend when the time comes?"
"There's nothing to explain, it's just a gamble, and you have a future if you win. Otherwise, when you face that impostor, you will also be dead. Ling Mo pulled Joan of Arc up, pointed to her body, and said, "The transaction of funny fruits is not just about taking people's lives. Close your eyes and feel what you find in your body?"
Joan of Arc did as she was told, opened it a few seconds later, and said in surprise, "I...... I broke through? From the sixth-level top, I broke through to the sixth-level peak, and I feel that as long as I have a little more chance, I can advance to the seventh-level Warcraft! So, those obscene funny fruits actually integrated their own energy into my body?!"
"Didn't expect that, right?" Ling Mo smiled: "You have a pure heart, and you have a very high chance of being liked by funny fruits, and funny people have always been stingy with creatures that they have a good impression of. I've once seen a high-level mage rise to the rank of Magister in a matter of seconds, relying on the croques' trades, and of course, he's still in a daze. ”
"Even so, I don't have any gratitude for these funny fruits, and I almost can't be a bride!" I was forced to dance so shamefully and sing such a shameful song......" Joan of Arc broke his thoughts, said a few words, and suddenly came back to his senses, jumped in front of Ling Mo, and asked urgently:
"You already know something about that impostor, where is she now, what does she look like, how strong is she, what are my chances of winning?"
“...... Isn't this nonsense, she looks just like you!" Ling Mo knocked Joan of Arc's head with a smile and a warm current flowed into Joan of Arc's body, directly lifting the skill seal state caused by the 'Foundation of Zero Technique'.
Just when Joan of Arc was surprised, Ling Mo stretched out his hand and pointed to the right rear of Joan of Arc and said, "As for her strength, you better feel it yourself!"
Looking back in the direction of Ling Mo's finger, Joan of Arc saw a girl who looked exactly like herself, wearing a shabby white coat and underwear made of green leaves, standing in the treetops at this time, looking at herself coldly!
There was no desire to communicate, the moment their eyes met, the faces of both sides showed fanatical expressions at the same time, and in the next second, they rushed towards each other with all their might!