035 Banquet Fighting Women's Army
Greeted by nearly 100 girls, Li Liang and Changping Jun followed Yingying's pink back and entered the hall.
Li Liang's exercise can be called the most perfect body shape of the contemporary era, dressed in a plain and casual samurai uniform, with his right hand in his waist pocket, and his left hand swinging at will on the other side, like a model walking across the overpass, attracting the attention of everyone present.
Today, I was rude to him, and when I saw that he was Li Liang, who had touched the hearts of all the women in Xianyangcheng, they were dumbfounded.
Ying Ying walked to her seat, and the stunning beauty who was at the same table with her ran out without waiting for her to return to the seat, pulling her to whisper and return to the seat.
Li Liang and Changpingjun first came to Changwenjun and An Guxi, who were full of wine and food, and Changpingjun sighed: "The teacher is finally here, and finally the two of us who are brothers can make a difference." ”
Li Liang said with a smile: "There is no teacher-student level today, just call me Li Liang." ”
The three of them grinned, they were also very close to this "national teacher" whose friend was bigger than the teacher.
Immediately, Chang Wenjun said in disappointment: "Why didn't Brother Li bring Ji Cainu to give us an eye-opener." ”
An Guxi smiled and said, "Brother Li! Now you should know that these two guys are bored, fortunately, the younger brother is about to travel far away, and he can only bear the responsibility of his two brothers, but it is unloaded on the shoulders of Brother Li, I am really sorry. ”
Li Liang had a thousand troubles, in this place full of fiery youth, facing the three friends in front of him who had not known each other for a long time, but had been filled with sincerity, listening to the whisper of a buzzing girl behind him who seemed to have broken through the beehive, the nerves that had been tense all day long, relaxed suddenly, and when he grabbed a drink, Yingying smiled and said with a smile from behind: "Don't drink!" Otherwise, when Commander Li loses, he will refuse to admit it. ”
Li Liang froze in amazement, took the wine, turned around, and said in confusion: "What does drinking have to do with winning or losing?" ”
The hall fell silent.
Ying Ying and the beautiful girl who sat with her. came to Li Liang side by side, looking provocative and rude.
An Guxi sighed in the back: "Brother Li should know how powerful this group of girls is now, if they come with a clear knife and a gun, the victory or defeat is clear, they want to slaughter and rob, and the younger brother accepts his fate." It's just that there are so many quirky ideas that people can't guard against it. ”
The beautiful girl stared. Then he smiled like a flower, with a smug expression on the corner of his mouth, and said lightly: "General An, who has just been promoted to official and wealthy!" We would have considered you a character in Xianyangcheng! Hum! From young to large, it is like that, if you lose, you will pay the debt, and Commander Li will not follow your example, and he lacks the courage to be selected. ”
Li Liang, don't look back. When he looked at An Guxi and smiled helplessly, Changping Jun leaned into his ear and whispered: "They proclaimed themselves the inner royal court, and the outer royal court, hey!" Even the generals who are not the ones who are joking around with the royal court must be selected by them twice to determine whether they have that qualification. ”
Ying Ying said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, Li Liang, come out and compete with Dan'er for a better amount of wine." "When it comes to "Dan'er". He cocked his thumb angrily and pointed at the beautiful girl beside him.
Li Liang's eyes couldn't help but fall on Lu Dan'er's pretty face, and he looked at Lu Gong's unruly granddaughter intently.
Lu Dan'er also raised her eyes and saluted him, the corners of her mouth were smiling, and her beautiful eyes flashed with excitement, love and pride.
But she was born beautifully, and she was by no means sixteen years old, and in this day and age, she had just reached the age of marriage. But as long as she sees her wild in her bones, her husband who is less pound may not be able to control her.
Compared with Yingying, she is half a head shorter, but her body is even, and her waist and limbs are not a little excess fat due to a lot of exercise. It's not normal.
She and Yingying are both full of youth and vitality, their skin is blown up, and their white is full of delicate and healthy redness, which is extremely attractive.
Compared with Yingying, she is slightly more delicate, but she is more charming.
Watch the play and watch the full set. Li Liang's gaze habitually shifted downward, landing on her proudly towering "shuxiong".
When she was secretly praising "Qin Nu Fenglong", Lu Dan'er's face was slightly red and she lowered her gaze.
An Guxi was planning a counterattack, and when he saw this, he laughed and said, "Ha! Dan'er blushed with shyness, this is really the rarest thing in Xian-Yang. ”
Ying Ying looked at the partner beside her in amazement, stomped her feet and said, "Dan'er!" ”
Lu Dan'er glared fiercely at Li Liang, who made her lose her temper, and said proudly: "Who is blushing?" It's just that it's too hot! Bring the wine! ”
Li Liang had already figured out this group of daughters at this time, but Xianyangcheng loved to play and make trouble, and the noble girl group from various royal ministers was used to being pampered because of their identities, so they could "run rampant" and cause headaches for everyone.
At the moment, there were more than a dozen giggling girl troops, who moved a few drinks and prepared for the battlefield.
An Guxi came to Li Liang's side and said with a smile: "How much do you drink?" This Nizi's alcohol consumption is not for fun. ”
Li Liangqi said: "Why do you want to fight wine? ”
Ying Ying took two steps forward and said excitedly: "All you men think that they are better than our women, we have to fight with you, understand?" ”
An Guxi let out a series of mocking "smack" sounds, and said, "What's the spirit? It's just that I want to get drunk with Commander Li, and then force him to compete while he is drunk, and if he wins, he can spread it everywhere. ”
Lu Dan'er was angry with An Guxi for revealing her gaffe, and said with a hateful and ridiculous demeanor: "The general of the defeated army, how can you be brave? I lost that archery trip, and I don't blame myself for not being proficient in learning, I only know how to rely on others, and I really have no interest. ”
An Guxi smiled bitterly at Li Liang: "Now you should understand." ”
Li Liang was interested in playing with them......
Ying Ying commanded majestically: "Except for the contestants, everyone else will be returned to the table." "Take the lead and lead your daughters and soldiers back to their seats.
Changping Jun said in Li Liang's ear: "It's so self-sufficient!" "Go back to the table with Chang Wenjun and An Guxi.
Lu Dan'er was a little afraid of Li Liang's eyes, sat down, picked up the wine placed on her side and said, "Let's drink a wine first, and then go to the back garden to compete in archery under the moonlight, hurry up!" Exactly are you a man or not, twist and twist! ”
The daughter army immediately burst into laughter, exchanged heads and ears, and quarreled.
Li Liang touched his belly and secretly wondered about himself from this morning to now. I haven't eaten anything, drinking on an empty stomach is a taboo, since I was poured down by the wine bully Zhai Jiao last time, I was pushed back by Su Su, and I haven't been open to drinking anymore, haha smiled and said: "The girl is so impatient, it's just this." Lost to me. He deliberately stared at her chest, walked to Yingying, who had a special seat, sat down opposite her, and chewed a few times.
Ying Ying frowned and said, "How many days have you been hungry?" ”
The girls laughed again.
Li Liang didn't bother to pay attention to her, gobbling it up to himself, and at the same time felt strange in his heart. Anguxi is a person who drinks well, why can't he drink a young girl.
Suddenly, I remembered the 21st century bar girl, who drank wine mixed with water, which could not only avoid getting drunk, but also make more money.
Thinking of this, he stood up. Returning to the "battlefield", he sat down opposite Lu Dan'er, had the intention to play with her, picked up the wine next to him and put it in front of this barbaric woman, and pointed to the one she was holding: "I drink your wine, you drink me!" ”
The audience immediately fell silent.
Lu Dan'er was in a mess, and said coquettishly: "That's all the same, give it to Miss Ben to drink!" ”
An Guxi laughed and jumped. "I see! I see! No wonder I lost on my last trip! ”
Lu Dan'er's face was flushed with anger, she glanced at Li Liang resentfully, then smiled coquettishly, put down her son, and slipped away.
Changping Jun waited for a cheer, and rushed out to welcome Li Liang, the great hero, back to the banquet, more elated than after a victory.
All the women laughed and bent over. I was not ashamed at all to be exposed.
After Ying Ying and Lu Dan'er whispered for a round, they came over and said, "Let's even do this!" ”
Changwen Junqi said: "It's obvious that Brother Li won, how can you have a two-pit tie?" ”
Ying Ying said disdainfully: "Li Tong fled on the street before the lead, why didn't he tie it out twice?" Decide the winner. It has to be recompared. ”
An Gu Xi said strangely: "What is this all about! ”
Ying Ying said brutally: "If you are a hero, you are not allowed to repay the debt, come!" We are now more vigorous. ”
Li Liang was stunned and said: "Compare strength!" ”
Ying Yingjiao smiled: "Of course, everything has to be compared, see if you dare to say such irritating words as 'weak female stream' all day long." Then he went back to himself.
Changping Jun said to Li Liang: "Don't underestimate the enemy, the male woman is born with brute strength, and there are not many people in Xian-Yang City who can win against her." ”
At this time, Li Liang saw a woman who was born thicker than a man come out, and someone else took out a long rope and drew the ground as a boundary, obviously to have a tug-of-war competition.
Li Liang was strange in his heart, no matter how thick a woman is, she is always limited by her nature, or she may be better than ordinary men, but she can't overwhelm a martial artist like Changping Jun, and she couldn't help but look at her shoes, and saw that the ground was covered with a layer of powdery things such as slippery powder, and she knew it in her heart, and walked out of her heart proudly, and said to the male woman: "In order to prevent fraud and personal gain, I mention that both sides take off their shoes before making a comparison!" ”
The women's army was silent, and they all showed strange looks.
Ying Ying glared at him as if she recognized him for a while, then stomped her feet and said, "I've seen through this guy for you again, can't you let people do it?" That kind of delicate and brutal girlish demeanor, even her two brothers were dumbfounded.
Before the words were finished, the women laughed, and the hip-hop was overwhelming, full of the atmosphere of the game.
Li Liang returned to the table with a smile, and the three old friends were already laughing.
An Guxi gasped and said bitterly: "Tonight's feast is really exciting, everything is out." ”
Lu Dan'er shouted coquettishly over there: "Don't laugh!" ”
The two sides fell silent as they were told.
Changping Jun said: "See what magic weapon you still have?" ”
Li Liang realized at this moment that these daughter soldiers were just a group of noisy girls, doing everything possible to frustrate the prestige of men all day long, but in fact, there was no malice, so everyone loved and took pity on them and let them do whatever they wanted.
Lu Dan'er said: "If the fake kung fu is compared, Li Liang will pass the test, and now let's compare the real kung fu." ”
An Guxi snorted: "What else is like, can you win Wang Qian?" The national teacher is at least better than the two Lao Qian, so you should save some effort. Come! Dan'er sings a song first, I'll listen to Brother An, and see if there is any progress? ”
Lu Dan'er grimaced and said disdainfully: "We just wanted to test whether Commander Li was a big fool like you!" Now it's real. ”
Angu Creek is angry.
Li Liang smiled: "It's okay to compare anything, but the topic has to be up to me, otherwise it's okay." ”
Lu Dan'er said coquettishly: "Let's talk about it first!" ”
Ying Ying didn't dare to underestimate Li Liang anymore, and pulled Lu Dan'er's sleeve.
Lu Dan'er said in a low voice: "Don't be afraid of him!" ”
This time, it was An Guxi and the others who burst into laughter, and the atmosphere was extremely lively.
Li Liang picked up the wine cup and took two big sips.
The hot wine was poured into his throat, and he couldn't help but think of the unknown cause and effect after the plot was changed, and he sighed in his heart.
Chang Wenjun leaned into his ear and said, "Does the national teacher have something on his mind?" ”
Li Liang shook his head, then perked up his spirits, and said to Lu Dan'er: "First I want to figure out who you send to fight, but no matter who it is, I will treat her as representing all of you, and if you lose, you all lose, and you can't pester me in the future." ”
The women gathered together and discussed in a low voice, and they no longer dared to take Li Liang lightly.
Li Liang said to the three people crowded at his seat: "Shoot people first and shoot horses first, capture thieves and capture kings first, you guys watch!" ”
An Guxi exclaimed: "Brother Li is really good, and he exhales and raises his eyebrows for the oppressed men in Xian-Yang City. ”
The girls had already made up their minds at this time, Ying Ying stood up, raised the shrugged "shuxiong", and said proudly: "If you make a move, Miss Ben will take it." But you can only try to knock off my sword, and not touch my body, lest you injure me, and you cannot afford the guilt. ”
Li Liang had already learned enough of their unreasonable and fair brute methods in order to win, and he didn't think it was strange and said: "Is it up to you to fight with me?" Great! Let's wrestle and have a good time! ”
The women were in an uproar.
Ying Ying's face turned red with anger, and she said angrily: "That's so barbaric. ”
Changpingjun and others applauded.
An Guxi obviously had a "deep grudge" with them, and laughed: "After wrestling, Sister Ying is afraid that she will quit her daughter's corps and marry into the Li family, otherwise so many places that can't be touched have been touched, and the national teacher won't marry you, I'm afraid I really can't bear the responsibility?" ”
Li Liang personally experienced the open atmosphere between men and women of the Qin people, and couldn't help but feel a little remorseful, if he provoked Yingying's heart like this, he would have a headache in the future.
On the other hand, it was very exciting, as if it was back in the modern day, and the wild days of laughing and teasing with the prodigal girls.
Lu Dan'er "spoke up": "If you are fighting on the battlefield, you will be fighting to the death, but in front of you is a competition, is everyone wrestling with each other?" More than anything else, of course! ”
The women were in an uproar, naturally helping Yingying, and the chaos was even more noisy than the bazaar.
Li Liang laughed for a long time, and after attracting everyone's attention, he said calmly: "On the battlefield, do everything you can, such as capturing the enemy chieftain, sometimes you naturally have to use other means, do you tell the other party and specify that wrestling is not allowed before you do it?" ”
The girls listened to it so funny, they forgot about the enemy and me for a while, laughed coquettishly, and were so angry that Lu Dan'er stomped her feet to stop laughing, but the occasional "poof" laugh was inevitable.
Li Liang stepped forward and said: "Bring me a mat, since you say that what a man can do, your daughter's family can do it, so don't push it three times and teach people to laugh and lose their teeth." ”
Ying Yingxian couldn't help laughing, glanced at him and said, "You are powerful, but this matter is not over yet, we will temporarily withdraw our troops, and we will show you the power of our Daqin daughter's family later." Fall back! ”
In the stunned eyes of the four of them, all the women walked away in an instant, but no one was unhappy, they were all giggling, obviously satisfied with Li Liangda.
The four of them were happy and talked about wine.
It wasn't until the two watches that the reunion ended reluctantly.
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