Shi Niang's appearance made Fahai's eyes shine, Shi Niang's appearance and demeanor were very similar to Aunt Hongdou in her previous life, with a smile and a smile, extremely charming and sultry. Although I know that the real age of the master is at least fifty years old, her skin is fairer and more delicate than that of a young girl, as if it has been blown out. The only drawback is that it is too rich, and one person can top two Wudu Zen masters.

It is said that the master was not so fat, but the master was afraid of being remembered by the abbot, so he coaxed the master to eat fat.

As for the other person at the table, the second junior brother of the law, has a big head and a small body, with a chubby baby face, but his figure is like a small bean that has not grown. Because I have just entered the mountain gate, everything is fresh, and I like to ask questions all day long, making a lot of jokes, and it is the pistachio of the whole courtyard.

"Xiaohai, what are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and come over for dinner." Guanhai was a little sneering, and the master greeted again, and after that, she frowned, and glared at Master Wudu again.

"Come on, this time it's a big deal, but for the sake of the chicken legs...... Well, for the sake of your filial piety, I will punish you for reciting sutras in front of the Buddha for seven days. Seeing this, Zen Master Wudu hurriedly coughed dryly.

"Seven days is too long, isn't it? The child's head is still swollen! When the master heard this, her eyebrows frowned again.

"Amitabha, lady, the same door in the temple is looking at it, it has to mean something." Seeing that the master was dissatisfied, the corner of Zen Master Wudu's eyes couldn't help jumping, and he hurriedly explained.

"Those old bald donkeys are red-eyed, they don't have such filial disciples. Hmph, Xiaohai is weak, if you punish him for anything, the old lady ......"

"At least three days to face the wall, no less."

Seeing Wudu's compromise, Shi Niang raised her eyebrows, and she was satisfied.

"Thank you, Master."

At this time, Fahai also learned to carve, crossed his legs, sat around the square table, and ate with his eyebrows low. The experience of his previous life told him that he had just arrived, and before he figured out the situation, he must be low-key and low-key, and it is better to talk less and observe more.

"Huh? Xiaohai would actually say thank you to me? ”

Zen Master Wudu was stunned for a moment, and a pair of "fascinated electric eyes" inadvertently swept over Fahai, suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he was shocked again, "It's impossible to ......"

"You old bald donkey, what are you fuss about? Hurry up and eat! Shi Niang's beautiful eyes glared, and Zen Master Wudu hurriedly lowered his head and said again and again, "It's okay, it's okay." Eat, eat. ”

Seeing this, Fahai couldn't help but sigh out, although he knew that Wudu Zen Master's "electric eye" was in vain, but he had just been glanced at by him, but he had a feeling of palpitations that had been seen through.

A plate of chicken stewed mushrooms, three plates of stir-fried vegetables, and a large pot of snow-white and crystal rice, let Fahai once again find the feeling of "farmhouse". This kind of pollution-free, pesticide-free, gutter-free oil, and no-leather shoes has nowhere to eat even if he was wearing a lantern in his previous life.

Fahai is very satisfied with the food, but it does not mean that everyone is satisfied.

"Master, I'm not used to eating this dish, so I want to order garlic ......," Fa Er said in a dialect.

Without waiting for the master to speak, Master Wudu snapped his chopsticks and reprimanded, "What garlic do you want?" A qiē is like a dream, there is garlic on garlic, even if there is no garlic, the view is free, looking at the distant mountains, a qiē has a law, as such a view. ”

As long as he is not facing his master, Wudu Zen Master has always been full of confidence and has become a good exporter.

"Master, Master is training people with Buddhist scriptures again."

"Xiao Er, this old bald donkey is not in a good mood today, don't bother with him, come, eat a chicken leg."

"Master, what about those two side masters? Just let them eat and drink for nothing with us? Fake interjected.

"What can I do? The white-bearded Avanti said that the black-bearded Aladdin was good, and he actually asked the guest master for charcoal-roasted mutton, we are here in Dalin Temple, which has strict rules and regulations, I think he is deliberately looking for fault! If it weren't for the fact that their cultivation was too high, and they would have let others pick up the bargain when they fought, I would have let the disciples of the Luohan Hall blast them out a long time ago. Zen Master Wudu spat out a chicken bone.

"That is, how can there be a reason to go to the temple and ask for meat." Fa Er chewed a chicken paw and replied heavily.

"Poof!!" Seeing the shameless appearance of the three masters and apprentices singing and harmonizing, Fahai couldn't help but laugh and almost sprayed a mouthful of rice onto the table. Unexpectedly, this "abnormal" move made the low-key Fahai once again the focus of the table.

"Forehead......" Seeing a table of four people looking at him in surprise, Fahai hurriedly remedied, "Actually, this matter is easy to do." ”

"Oh?!" The light in Wudu's eyes flashed, and he looked at the usually silent and shy apprentice in front of him who looked like a female benefactor, and said, "Then what do you say should be done?" ”

Fahai was a little weak-hearted, but he had to bite the bullet and make a move to solve this unprovoked trouble.

"Aren't we very close to Shaolin?"

"Go on......" Wudu's eyes lit up, and in just one sentence, he had already vaguely guessed Fahai's intentions, but Guan Ke and Fa Er were still confused, so they didn't deliberately break it, giving Fahai a chance to show off.

"Master, you let the Zhike Master tell them that since the Bodhidharma Patriarch crossed to the east, the only person who has collected the essence of my Central Plains Theravada Buddhism is Shaolin Zhengzong, Shaolin Temple is the first major sect of Zen Forest Heart Sect, and it is the bull nose of Central Plains Buddhism, as long as Shaolin converts to Allah, there is no reason for me to wait for the small temple to believe in it." Therefore, whether they want to fight and argue or play tricks, it is a shortcut to find the Shaolin Temple first. ”

Speaking of excitement, Fahai completely forgot to hide his clumsiness, smiled, habitually rubbed his chin, and concluded proudly, "This trick is called leading the water to the east and borrowing flowers to offer Buddha!" ”

"Senior brother, you have this trick...... It's too bad. What if those Shaolin monks come to us for a theory? Fake was stunned for a long time, and then stared at Fahai with strange eyes, as if he knew him for the first time.

"Find us, we'll take it! As long as their Shaolin Temple can admit it in public, our Dalin Temple is stronger than their Shaolin, and can receive these two on behalf of the nine major schools of Buddhism...... Representatives of Allah Church overseas, even if we break the cost, we have earned enough fame, not a loss! Now that he has let go, Fahai completely ignored Fake's gaze, licked his lips, and said Yin Yin. What does Fahai do? In his previous life, he was an ape, a layman, and an insider.

"Haha, good, good! Xiaohai is right. This loss, I think that the group of arrogant Shaolin monks have to suffer no matter how bitter, who let them bear the aura of Zen forest authenticity. Wudu Zen Master stroked his palms and smiled, "Xiaohai, it seems that this flat burden on your head has not been suffered in vain, you have realized!" ”

"Master, I've been practicing Buddhism for a year, why have I never realized it?" Fa Er, who had been stunned, interjected.

"Amitabha, you have great wisdom roots, but compared with Xiao Hai, you have to endure too little hardship, and you have to go through hardships." Wudu was in a good mood, shaking his head and saying.

"I'm also from a poor family, right? Less suffering? Do you want to break your arms and stand in the snow like Master Shenxiu did back then, and go on a hunger strike to do penance......

"Don't use it for the time being, let's start small, start with the details, little by little. No, give the chicken leg in your bowl to the teacher first. ”

"Master! Look at my Master! ”

"Do you know how to call the teacher? You're now enlightened, so hurry up and eat. ”

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