The first four-one, down-to-earth masked hero

The second more

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It was more than five o'clock in the afternoon, the business district was very lively, the women who had just got off work came to the city, wanted to buy some food to take home to make dinner, three aunts, six aunts, seven aunts and eight aunts or something crowded the city, there was a long queue at the cash register, everyone pushed the city's small truck, or carried a small basket. ~

The flow of people at the gate of the city is at its peak, and the crowd of people coming in and out is almost crowding the city......

Under such circumstances, a masked hero suddenly fell from the sky, with a red bottom of tights, decorated with yellow stripes, and a unique design that made him look very handsome and heroic, and he was carrying a cold mechanical arm on his shoulder.

The crowd suddenly exclaimed: "Ouch, it's a masked hero!" ”

"The masked hero has fallen from the sky and landed at the gate of the city."

"Oh my God! My idol! ”

"What is he carrying on his shoulders? That's the robotic arm of the bad guys who attacked Tahrir Square last time! ”

"It must be the masked hero who defeated the Winter Soldier and returned with his mechanical arm."

"Oh also! Long live the masked hero. ”

As soon as Lin Bai landed, he attracted a large number of cheers, and a group of people instantly surrounded him, including men and women, old and young. A little girl looked at her with adoration in her eyes and asked, "Masked hero, why are you here?" Is there a bad guy here? Are you going to come to fight the violence? ”

"Oh! I'm going to make a soy sauce. Lin Bai strode into the city.

Onlookers: "......"

Countless people followed Lin Bai on their own, wanting to see what the masked hero was going to do. As for the soy sauce he just said, it was automatically ignored by everyone, and Brother Hero must be joking.

When Lin Bai walked into the city. The waitress standing at the door was soft all over. Her job is to help customers seal the openings of their handbags or put their belongings in plastic bags, and there is such a waiter at the door of every city. Lin Baijiang, do you want to wrap this thing? ”

The waitress sweated profusely and said, "No need to wrap it, we don't have to sell this thing in the city." ”

Isn't this nonsense? If you had a shelf full of the Winter Soldier's mechanical arms in your city, wouldn't it be an arsenal? The crowd of onlookers rolled their eyes at the waitress, who was too numerous. The picture of rolling her eyes was extremely beautiful, and the waitress was so frightened that she almost missed it, and fainted straight.

Lin Bai strode into the city. Disdainful of the dazzling array of goods, he walked straight to the shelves selling soy sauce, and the hundreds of onlookers behind him looked like Matsui's team.

Several of the waitresses in charge of the area had their eyes straight.

Lin Bai began to search the shelves for Lee Kum Kee's soy sauce. Qianqian likes Lee Kum Kee. Other brands won't eat it. Fortunately, this brand is also a big brand, and it is available in every city, Lin Bai easily found a bottle of Lee Kum Kee's flat-pack soy sauce, and was about to take it down, when he suddenly thought that he had earned 400,000 yuan, and he was already a person with status and grade, how could he continue to drink plain soy sauce? Lee Kum Kee's selection of light soy sauce costs 1o yuan a bottle to meet his own grade......

Lin Bai took the soy sauce bottle in his hand and walked to the cash register.

The crowd of onlookers in the back exclaimed, "Ouch." The masked hero is really here to play soy sauce. ”

"Awesome! The masked hero returns from packing up the Winter Soldier and goes home to cook with a bottle of soy sauce. ”

"The masked hero is a good hero full of life!"

"Down-to-earth!"

The crowd in line in front of the cashier counter was not free, so the owner got out of the way. gave up the front position to Lin Bai, and no one would mind him cutting in line. Look, how good it is to be a level hero, you don't have to queue up to go to the city to get soy sauce, Lin Bai is very satisfied, this is the benefit of being a hero, can ordinary people do it? If you dare to cut in line, the old lady in the team will definitely stick your eyes.

The cashier girl took the soy sauce bottle with a trembling hand and shook it in front of the barcode machine......

Suddenly, the masked hero patted his head and exclaimed, "Oops, it's not good! ”

The crowd of onlookers was shocked: "What's wrong? ”

"Is there a bad guy out there?"

"Could it be that evil is approaching?"

"Everyone, hide!"

The crowd of onlookers who followed behind all hid behind the shelves, behind the pillars......

I only heard the masked hero scream: "I forgot the point card with the city, 1o yuan of soy sauce, can earn 1o points." ”

"Boom!" The crowd of onlookers fell to the ground, and some people kept swinging.

An old woman handed over a point card with a trembling hand: "Masked hero, since you didn't bring the card, can you accumulate it on my card?" Let the old woman pick up a small bargain. ”

Lin Bai said very generously: "Of course there is no problem...... Oh, cashier, please accumulate those 1o points on this mother-in-law's card......"

The old woman was overjoyed: "The masked hero is really a hero of justice, give me 1o points for nothing." "It's really a simple old woman, whoever lets her take advantage of her is righteous.

Lin Bai hung the plastic bag containing the soy sauce bottle on the mechanical arm and walked out of the city, and the crowd of onlookers behind him still followed.

Just as he was about to fly into the sky, his eyes suddenly swept over the DQ ice cream shop across the street, this is Lin Bai's favorite ice cream, the classic Blizzard Orio flavor is 22 yuan a cup, ** I can't afford to eat it. He only ate two cups of Miss Liu's treat last time, and now that he has money in his pocket, of course he has to satisfy his mouth.

Lin Bai strode to the door of the DQ ice cream shop, bought a cup for himself, and suddenly thought of a poor woman, that woman seems to have never eaten anything good since she was a child, so that she has eaten hot pot for several months, tomato scrambled eggs for a few months, and now she has started to eat barbecue again, I don't know how many months she will eat...... Buy the poor woman a cup too.

The crowd of onlookers watched as the masked hero bought two glasses of DQ ice cream and waved to everyone. The body slowly soared into the air and disappeared into the air with a swish.

A group of young people immediately rushed up: "DQ Bing Qilin, I want two cups too!" ”

"I want the same flavor that the Masked Hero just ate!"

"I want it too!"

All the Blizzard Orio-flavored ice in the store were sold out.

The manager of DQ Ice Cream is a smart guy. Within ten minutes, a sign came out with a sign that read: "Ice cream that masked heroes also love to eat!" Increase the purchase volume tomorrow. ”

Lin Bai didn't know that he had inadvertently helped Lee Kum Kee and DQ Bing Qi Lin advertise, and if he knew, he would definitely have to go back to collect advertising fees. He flew home as fast as he could, and that had to be fast, because the ice cream melted. Fly in through the window on the second floor and throw the robotic arm under the bed first. Then I changed my clothes as quickly as I could, and went downstairs with ice cream.

The female demon king is sitting in front of the store basking in the sunset...... The sunset is also the sun, as long as it is the sun, she likes it.

Lin Bai handed the ice cream to her: "Come." Eat something good. ”

The female demon king took it with a smile and tasted it, the expression on her face was extremely wonderful, as if a cat had eaten a bite of fish. It's like a puppy biting a bone...... Then she stretched out her hand. snatched the cup in Lin Bai's hand as well: "Both cups are mine." ”

"I'm rubbing! You don't know what to do, my brother was kind enough to be treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, return my cup! ”

"You can buy it yourself!" The female demon king protected the two cups of ice cream in her hand and said, "Whoever dares to rob me of food is only a dead end." ”

There was nothing to say to this unreasonable woman, Lin Bai glared at her angrily, for her pitiful sake, gave up his cup, and walked towards Qianqian's house with Lee Kum Kee.

Qianqian and Wenwen were cooking at home, and the two little girls had already washed and cut the vegetables. Just wait for the soy sauce to come and start cooking. After taking the soy sauce that Lin Bai bought, the two little girls immediately ran into the kitchen. Leaving behind a series of laughter like silver bells. Lin Bai loves to watch this scene, so he thinks this bottle of soy sauce is worth it.

The next day, Shuangqing Life Channel posted an exclusive news, at dusk yesterday, the masked hero appeared at the gate of xx city with the mechanical arm of the Winter Soldier, bought a bottle of soy sauce and two cups of ice cream and flew away...... It is speculated that the masked hero has already killed the Winter Slayer, and the mechanical arm is proof of that.

Subsequently, Shuangqing released the scoop, which was a video shot with a telephoto lens. The hostess introduced in a passionate voice: "Please see, the village that appears in the video now is called Lanjia Village, it is a small village with only a few dozen families, five kilometers away from the city, this village was bought by a mysterious monopoly a few days ago, I didn't expect that this is actually an evil stronghold, and the next thing is the moment to witness the miracle......"

The flat-chested policewoman soon appeared in the video, and she was seen walking towards the village with her shield held high. The black-clad warriors of the village fired bullets and rockets at her, but she used her shield to block them one by one, and then she rushed into the village alone, spreading her fists and kicks, and beating the bad guys with urine on the buttocks.

All the viewers were stunned, the last time they saw a flat-chested policewoman pretending to be a masked hero being beaten by the Winter Soldier on TV, they were all skeptical about the combat effectiveness of this policewoman, and now they are shocked to see her show her might!

Soon, the Winter Soldier also appeared, and when all the audience thought that the flat-chested policewoman would fail miserably again, they saw that she and the Winter Soldier fought back and forth, and did not fall behind in the slightest.

The song "Mulan" actually sounded on the TV:

There are many heroines who also take credit for building

Killing the enemy for the country is to produce heroes from generation to generation

These women are not as good as the men

The audience's emotions were instantly mobilized, and they couldn't help but sing along......

Then a black-clothed soldier raised a gun from the back of a flat-chested policewoman and wanted to sneak attack, but just when the hearts and minds of all the spectators were grasping, the masked hero fell from the sky and stomped the sneak attacker to the ground with one kick.

"Oh also!"

"The Masked Hero is here!"

The audience was overjoyed: "The two heroes join forces, men and women match, and they don't get tired of working!" ”

"A talented woman, a match made in heaven!"

The audience began to sing the song of the masked hero again:

It was the blood and sweat of valiant soldiers

We are all in this together

A masked man who saved the day

He threw a left punch

He kicked him right

The devils were beaten round and round, and they were round and round

I saw that the picture on TV was extremely beautiful, the masked hero knocked down all the black-clothed soldiers like the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves, but the flat-chested policewoman fought the Winter Soldier and gained the upper hand...... However, this video has been processed and edited, Lin Bai threw seventy-six black-clothed soldiers out and fell to their deaths, and finally the picture of the Winter Soldier surrendering but being killed by his punch, was deliberately cut and not broadcast. The video only shows the Winter Soldier surrendering, and then it stops abruptly.

The hostess said triumphantly: "The above is the exclusive news of Shuangqing One, this station will continue to track and report on this matter, so stay tuned." She can't help it, this news is absolutely violent, and the ratings of Shuangqing are only afraid of being violent. The ratings table means the advertising fee is overrun, and the advertising fee meter means her salary is overrun!

In the Shuangqing Police Station, Director Liu Fei couldn't help but smile wryly when he watched the TV news: "The video was actually sent out, didn't you confiscate all the tourists' memory cards?" Why is this video still circulating? ”

The flat-chested policewoman and her detectives were all sweating profusely and had nothing to say.

Director Liu sighed: "It's troublesome this time, Xiao Zhou, your shield...... Cough...... That is, the fact that you rely on it to transform into a level hero, you must not be able to hide it from the above, think about how to explain it to the above. ”

The flat-chested policewoman frowned: "Director Liu, how will the above treat me?" ”

Director Liu's fingers lightly tapped the table: "The best result is to give you a medal, let you be promoted to an official or something, but this possibility is not high, you should be able to guess...... You suddenly become so powerful, like a monster, it is impossible for the people above not to investigate, suspension and investigation are trivial things, and the most fearful thing is that the upper part will confiscate your shield and use it for research, or give it to someone else to use. ”

"How's that going to work?" The flat-chested policewoman was anxious: "This shield was given to me by the masked hero, let me hold it to fight against the evil alliance, how can I hand it over?" ”

Director Liu frowned and thought seriously for a long time, and then said, "Since this is the case, you still have to find him to help you." You also know that he is an agent of the Huaxia Dragon Group, and he is the top secret of the state, since he handed over the shield to you, it must be that the state also has arrangements in this regard, you just need to ask him to help you issue a document to prove that this shield was designated by the state's high-level to be given to you for use, then no one can snatch it......"

The flat-chested policewoman suddenly realized: "I understand!" ”

Director Liu waved his hand and said: "Deal with the murderous scenes in the video as soon as possible, especially on the TV station, they are quite sensible this time and did not release those two paragraphs, but not letting them go this time does not mean that they will not release them next time." You go and talk to the TV station about the conditions, and ask them to cut out those two scenes of the masked hero killing people...... And those tourists, all the parties must keep their mouths shut, and those villains must be killed by us as self-defense when they resist arrest, not killing, surrendering, and killing prisoners! ”

"Yes!"

The flat-chested policewoman saluted Director Liu, hurriedly ran out, and rushed to the TV station as fast as possible. Her detectives went to the homes of the tourists separately and demanded their confidentiality. (To be continued!)

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