Chapter 238: Kvas Is Not Wine
Cents? This is indeed the most important power! It is also a concern for everyone. There was another buzz all around, all talking about how to divide the money.
Zhang Qiusheng continued: "How to divide the company's money? Or by shares! To put it clearly, the more shares you have, the more money you share, and the fewer shares you have, the less money you share. Hehe, if you accidentally get deducted by me, then your shares in the company will be less. When the time comes, if others share 100 yuan, and you can only get 44 yuan and 4 cents, not only will the money be unpleasant, but it will also be too shameless. I also remind you that the deduction is only temporary, and the deduction is forever.
Why? For example, if you deduct one month's living expenses, there will be one month for the next month. Deduct your tuition for one semester, and there will be more for the next semester. However, if you are deducted, then your shares in the company are less than others. The company's dividends or benefits, you will always be less than others. There is also a simple truth, the less you have, the more others you have. For example, deducting Sun Buwu's points is actually equivalent to Li Mantun's points. The reverse is the same, with Li Mantun's points deducted, Sun Buwu's points are invisibly more. ”
Zhang Qiusheng's words really reminded everyone, and the students immediately became vigilant, thinking that they should not let this guy deduct points. Everyone began to regret it again, it was good to get this kid out of power just now. It is not impossible to ask him to step down now. The question is who will file the yì case?
Zhang Qiusheng didn't know the inner thoughts of his classmates, and continued to talk nonsense: "Money, how do you say it? Money is not everything, but no money is everything. This thing is so important. There is a way to travel all over the world with money, and it is difficult to move an inch without money. ”
This is a very simple and simple truth. It resonated deeply with the students present. This kid should be ousted from power, just because he is too tormenting, and you have to admit that the level is higher than everyone else.
But Wu Yan and Li Xiuying were depressed and abnormal, asking you to engage in a chorus, but you came to popularize the knowledge of the joint-stock system. Popularize it, popularize it, but what kind of money can you publish. This is a typical digression in a thousand words. You're talking about tuberculosis, and you're talking nonsense.
The two squad leaders wanted to leave here, but they didn't know what this guy was going to do next. This guy can do anything deviant, it's reassuring. Zhang Qiusheng has the ability, but the greater the ability, the greater the destructive power. In short, he must keep an eye on him, and he lured him to be the person in charge of the chorus, if he messes around on this, he can't run away from the responsibility of negligence in employing people if something happens.
Sure enough, as Wu Yan expected, Zhang Qiusheng became more and more unspeakable: "You have few shares, and you usually pay less money, welfare, or something, and everyone doesn't laugh at anyone by themselves, and Lao Tzu is not afraid of other people's jokes."
yes, someone must think so. Well, even if you are ruthless, I can't help it if you don't want to be good. But have you ever thought about it? In two and a half years, we will graduate. I believe that everyone can be admitted to university. The company may be dissolved. If you break up, you have to divide the orphan's old furniture, or divide the inheritance. There is a clear difference between people who have a lot of money to go to college and people who don't have a lot of money to go to college. One would surely wonder, what's the difference? Lao Tzu was admitted to university, but his family still doesn't give tuition? It's too late to rejoice. ”
Speaking of which, I was a little thirsty, and looked around to see that there was no water. Boys don't have the habit of drinking water, and even if they drink water, most of them use lunch boxes, or unwashed lunch boxes. Wu Yan and Li Xiuying were holding a water cup by themselves, but they were not familiar with them. Lin Ling, Erya, and Xiang Mei all sat far away with their sister.
"I'll tell you a secret, college is allowed to fall in love. Ordinary people don't sue sù, this is for the sake of classmates. "Who doesn't know this, it's rare for you to say it. The classmates shook their heads disdainfully.
Zhang Qiusheng ignored these and continued: "I am disdainful, right? When the time comes, you will have no money in your pockets, but you will despise yourself. Don't want money to bubble MM? Do you think you are Andy Lau, and the MMs are crying and shouting that they have to be your girlfriend? ”
Wu Yan really couldn't listen to it anymore, and said: "Zhang Qiusheng is honest, don't talk nonsense." "She means the chorus is the chorus, and you're going too far, right?
Zhang Qiusheng seemed to respect her mention and said, "Okay, let's be honest. Right? As for the beauties, not all of them love money, most of them still love heroes. But now that there is no war, where are so many real heroes? Therefore, the concept of heroes has also undergone a slight change, which is called money is hero, wealth is courage.
Just ask, one day in college. A beautiful woman said to you, there is a new imported blockbuster, there is a show at six o'clock tonight, let's go watch it together, okay?
This beauty, in fact, you have been salivating for a long time, and you have not been able to do it. Now that your ancestral grave is smoking, the beauty has taken the initiative to speak. Your old man is trembling with joy at this moment. But when I touch my pocket, I have no money! How do you feel at this time? Do you have the mind to hit the wall? Haha-. ”
Wu Yan rolled her eyes, Li Xiuying rolled her eyes, and the other girls rolled their eyes. The boys laughed and laughed in understanding. Someone urged Zhang Qiusheng to continue.
Zhang Qiusheng was really thirsty, put his hand into his arms and pulled it out, took out a wine bottle, opened the cap and took a sip. The boy was very curious, this guy actually carried such a large wine bottle in his arms.
Wu Yan immediately shouted: "Zhang Qiusheng! You dare to drink, and you drink at school. "Yes, it's so lawless, it's too unorganized. Bringing two hot water bottles to class is no longer out of place, and for the sake of making tea for the teacher, I let you go. But you can't ignore drinking at school!
Zhang Qiusheng put the wine bottle close to Wu Yan's nose and said, "You smell it, is this wine?" Sue sù you, this is called kvass, which is a special thirst-quenching drink for Russians. Wu Yanqi's little face was flushed, but he really didn't smell any wine. She has a keen sense of smell, but she doesn't have much knowledge of wine. She only felt that the smell was different from the smell of wine she was familiar with, so she had nothing to say. was tricked by Zhang Qiusheng, and he was so angry that he glared at this guy.
Kvass is a low-alcohol and breadcrumb-fermented drink, and Zhang Qiusheng brought a few with him when he was in Russia, but he didn't drink them just for fun.
Song Nianren and a few other boys ran over, stretching out the dirty lunch boxes that had not been washed to taste a little. Kvass poured out with bubbles, looking like soda, and Wu Yan had nothing to say. I thought that the Russians bottled soda in a large bottle, which was really inexplicable, and it hurt me to look foreign.
Zhang Qiusheng drank the rest of the kvass in one gulp and continued to talk nonsense: "I just said that you don't even have money in your pockets to buy two movie tickets, which is very wrong. Our freshman classmates are not poor enough to do this.
But at six o'clock, it is the meal that is not up or down. You can't say that you are a big man, we will go back to our own houses now, find our own mothers, and after eating, we will gather at the door of the cinema at six o'clock. You're not funny, are you? Maybe the beautiful woman wants to have dinner with her? Aren't you missing out?
Of course, you have to invite you for dinner, but when you touch your pocket, you can buy two movie tickets, but it's tight to invite a beautiful woman to dinner. You can't invite a beautiful woman to a food stall and shout, 'Boss will serve me two bowls of bald noodles!' "If you don't turn around and leave, I will make you the generalissimo of the expedition to the east and the prince of Shaobao, and reward you with a yellow coat." ”
Li Xiuying quietly leaned into Wu Yan's ear and said, "Can you think of a way to cure this guy?" It's getting more and more unpleasant, it's too annoying. Wu Yan really thought for a while, shook his head and said that there was no way. Zhang Qiusheng slipped his head, and instead of treating him, he fell into it. Just now, I mistook soda for wine, and there was a big ocean.
The two girls were trying to find a way to deal with him, but Zhang Qiusheng himself didn't know how to get involved with the girls: "You girls, don't think that if you don't pick up girls, you don't need too much money." Or even if you don't have any money, it won't be difficult for you.
In the university, they all live in dormitory, and five or six seven or eight people live together. Other girls are all showy and greased. You can't even afford toilet water and alabaster, and you can only use earth soap to wash your face. Other girls smell good, but you stink, that's too unpleasant—"
couldn't bear it anymore, Li Xiuying smashed the water cup in her hand, Wu Yan also smashed the water cup in her hand, and the other girls all smashed the things in their hands at Zhang Qiusheng.
It's so infuriating, this guy is simply an enemy of the people. The boys rolled with laughter, the girls were indignant, and Zhang Qiusheng was holding his head. The scene was chaotic. The rest of the class came to see the excitement.
Wu Yan was afraid that the impact would not be good, so he immediately shouted: "Zhang Qiusheng, come back!" Zhang Qiusheng knew that Wu Yan paid the most attention to the image of the class, and after listening to her voice, he also came back with a very cooperative rule.
Wu Yan said to Zhang Qiusheng: "Tell the truth. Afraid that he would understand evil things again, he added: "Talking about the chorus in a serious way." ”
Zhang Qiusheng began to speak seriously: "I have made it very clear about this chorus just now, and if you don't understand it, go home and think about it yourself."
Rehearsals started immediately, and some of the students didn't come. Please go and find your good friends immediately, quickly, immediately. If you don't look for it, you will deduct one semester's tuition plus two months of all benefits, and another ten points.
Why is the buckle so heavy? The first is that I am responsible for the chorus, I am a word hall, one hand covers the sky, and one person has the final say; The second is that the chorus is such a simple thing, and you don't think about good friends. In case the Japanese devils call, will they still think about good friends? Isn't that the material for traitors, lackeys, and traitors? The punishment for such a person cannot be excessive, and it is better to shoot him. Let's say it first, I can't guarantee whether the law enforcement is fair or unfair, but I definitely enforce the law like a mountain. From now on, meet here in 10 minutes! ”