"Shirley, come here, I'm sure I won't kill you!" In the morning, Qin Shiou said with a gloomy face.

Shirley looked at him with the violin on her back, and the golden ponytail on the back of her head flicked and jumped: "Why are you angry at me?" I didn't lie last night, I just had two kids, didn't I? I didn't say they were two living beings who could breathe and talk. ”

Qin Shiou said angrily: "Have you learned to quibble? Is it a bad act to scare people? ”

Shirley's watery eyes widened and she said in surprise, "Aren't you very bold?" You can still find flaws in ghost stories, so I said that the two kids in the upper reaches of the refrigerator have stickers, why do they scare you? ”

Winnie, who was about to change the diaper for Little Melon, asked suspiciously, "What are you talking about?" What's going on? ”

Qin Shiou motioned to Shirley not to speak, he went to the kitchen for a turn, and then came out and asked, "Hey, dear, why do we have two boys in the kitchen?" Forgot who came to get the ice last night? ”

Winnie smiled: "No, it can't be, how can there be a little boy in the kitchen?" If there are strange children, tigers and leopards will bark, aren't they little ones? ”

The tiger and the leopard squatted beside her and wagged their tails, staring curiously at Little Melon's diaper, sticking out their tongues and licking their lips.

Qin Shiou snatched the diaper from Winnie's hand and said, "Really, dear, there are two little boys in it!" I don't lie to you, I swear if I lie to you......"

Winnie looked at him with eyes as pure as a clear spring, her eyes were clear, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, and her expression was simply beautiful.

Qin Daguan originally wanted to swear that if you lie to you, you can not marry me this year, but looking at Winnie's clear eyes, he really can't make such a joke, this is the woman he fell in love with at first sight, and he has been waiting for this wedding for a long time.

"What if you lie to me?" Winnie asked, smiling.

Qin Shiou held Winnie's pretty face. "Not good, dear, I won't lie to you, really." ”

Hearing his words, Winnie smiled sweetly and said, "I believe in you. Qin, no matter what you say, I believe it. I believe there are two children in the kitchen, Haier's cartoon kids, aren't they? ”

Qin Shiou's eyes widened fiercely: "Can you see through my thoughts?" ”

Winnie smiled softly, took out her mobile phone and opened Twitter to show him a talk posted by Shirley last night, with a picture of Qin Shiou lying at the door of the kitchen and probing his brain to look in, and the story is about the beginning and end of this incident.

There are a lot of people leaving messages below, and the first one is Winnie: My husband is at the kitchen door in the middle of the night with a girl, who can tell me what's going on?

The bull replied: Haha. The captain looked scared, he was a coward, yes, I knew that.

After he finished reading, Winnie took back her phone, she was just about to tease something, she frowned when she saw a message, and said, "There is a bit of an emergency in the town." I eat takeout for breakfast, so I don't have to wait for me. ”

said. She put away her phone and changed into her coat and walked out the door, and when she got to the door, she turned around and said, "I would be very sad if you used our marriage as a talking point when you swore just now, but I will still marry you - that's all, dear, don't forget to change your daughter's diapers." ”

Qin Shiou didn't know what to say. He felt like Winnie had a mind-reading skill again.

The little melon was lying on the sofa and kicking her calves anxiously, the tiger and the leopard wagged their tails and sniffed her buttocks, Qin Shiou rushed over and slapped them on the brain, and said angrily: "Is it true that dogs can't change their shit?" ”

The tiger and the leopard flattered each other and stuck out their tongues to lick his palms, and continued to wag their tails stupidly.

Qin Shiou changed his daughter's diapers for the first time. This work is exclusive to Winnie, and after Mother Qin came, she handed it to her, anyway, he didn't do it, if it wasn't for Winnie's urgent matter this time, it would still not be his turn.

Squatting in front of the sofa and looking at his daughter, Qin Shiou wiped his palms and said, "OK, baby, don't worry, Dad will change your pants for you, it will definitely make you comfortable, okay?" ”

Shirley leaned over and asked curiously, "Qin, will you change?" I had a lot of trouble when I watched Sister Winnie do it. ”

Qin Shiou sneered: "I can even drive a helicopter, can't I change a diaper?" Are you kidding? ”

Saying that, he opened his mobile phone and searched for the tutorial of changing the baby's diaper with a browser, and followed the expert guidance step by step.

"First of all, we need to open a new diaper - Schett, isn't that nonsense?" Qin Shiou muttered and took the new diapers, Winnie had already prepared them.

According to the guidance, he put the half of the waist sticker under the dirty diaper of the little melon, and then opened the waist sticker of the dirty diaper, and then a hot and spicy smell came to his face, and the little melon pooped!

"it!" Qin Shiou was not prepared, this stench suddenly appeared, and the scene bonus on the dirty diapers was like giving him a heavy blow, almost knocking him down.

But after all, this is his own daughter, Qin Daguan carried the smell and approached again, he regretted that he did not prepare a mask, and now he can only endure the nausea to operate

Little Melon's butt was also stained with a lot of poop, and Qin Shiou lifted her two ankles up with one hand, wanting to wipe them.

As a result, he didn't count, and the strength to hold the little girl's ankle was a little big, so the little girl had a headache, so she screamed and struggled.

With this struggle, the hot yellow mud on the butt flew up, and Qin Shiou didn't dare to let go of his hand for fear of hurting his daughter, so he could only watch in horror as a piece of yellow mud flew to his body.

Seeing this scene, Shirley, who was holding a mobile phone to shoot a video next to her, couldn't help it, pulled over the trash can and began to vomit. However, she was conscientious, and the mobile phone camera was still aimed at Qin Shiou.

The little melon struggled for a while and thought it was funny, and then struggled even more. Suddenly, Qin Shiou felt that something in his throat was surging upward, and his stomach was about to erupt, tossing vigorously!

"Oh God! Oh, my God! Oh, Winnie! Help me! Qin Shiou was wailing there with his daughter's little feet.

Shirley shouted, "Qin, shut your mouth quickly, be careful that the melon throws poop into your mouth!" ”

"Shet!" Qin Shiou was grief-stricken and indignant, he retched on his throat to suppress the rebellion, and quickly wiped his daughter's ass carefully with wet wipes.

Finally wiped it clean, he quickly put the little girl on the clean diaper, and he crawled over the trash can in front of Shirley and retched.

Huzi and Leopard leaned over to Little Melon with shy faces, staring at the dirty diaper, Shirley screamed and said, "Qin, Huzi and Leopard are going to eat!" ”

Qin Shiou turned his head and roared, "No! Tigers, leopards, get out of here! I'm going to kiss you every day! If you dare to lower your mouth, I will rinse your mouth with 84 disinfectant! ”

Hearing the shouts of the two, Qin's mother hurriedly walked out and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Qin Shiou looked at his mother and then at his daughter, gritted his teeth and rushed over, wiped the water stains on his daughter's buttocks with a tissue, spread out the diapers and pasted them crookedly for her, endured the nausea and said, "It's okay, Mom!" My own daughter, I'll clean up myself! (To be continued......)