Darn! Yihao punched the solid plank on the table

"What's that?" Yihao, who seemed to be puzzled, raised his leg and kicked out a kick, and the table flew out sideways, hitting the wall and becoming the material for starting a fire.

"Is that a big youkai? It's a bit of a ramp, isn't it? Yihao saw that there were no more props to vent his anger left and right, so he had to turn to Hongling and complain.

"Even if you say so...... "The tone of the reply, from the point of view of the agency's observer to his behavior with a cold look, was lacking in warmth. But in fact, the number of people who died under her hands was not 10,000, but 9,000, and as for the other property losses caused, it was even more than 100 million, if this is not a vicious monster, then you can set a new standard. ”

"I don't care!" Yihao sat back in his chair, and the wooden chair groaned as he was on the verge of death. But he didn't care about these, clasped his hands on his chest, and complained with a dissatisfied expression. "Since it's a big monster, it should have the dignity of a big monster! How can anyone kiss someone casually like this? Without consulting me in advance, it was arbitrary to the extreme! ”

"Yes, you're right......" Hongling covered his forehead and sighed long, and said to Yihao in a weak tone: "But if I ask you, can you stop showing that kind of laughing expression?" Since you've been kissed, it's okay if you feel so happy, and it's really powerless to want to laugh and pretend to be angry like you are now! ”

"I ...... Am I so obvious? Yihao subconsciously touched his cheek.

"Ah, that's right. It's like making a fortune in the sea, but shouting about the loss of local profiteers. Hongling nodded and gave a very apt analogy.

"Tsk......" The facial features on Yihao's face moved for a while, and then he reluctantly adjusted to a more strict appearance. Okay, you can't see it now, right? ”

Hongling glanced at him and didn't speak, with a look of "whatever you want".

"Then let's get down to business...... Uh, is it a colonel? Yihao turned his gaze to the soldier sitting next to Hongling. He is one of the few survivors of the Great Youkai Raid. His left hand was wrapped in a thick bandage, and his face was pale from excessive blood loss, and when he heard Yihao's greeting, he stood up and tried to make a military salute.

"Yes. Xia Guan is exactly. ”

"No need to sit down and talk." Yihao waved him to sit down first. "I heard Hongling say that you have lost 8,000 to 10,000 people in her hands?"

"Nine thousand, seven hundred and twenty to be exact...... the colonel's face showed a sad look. Ever since that big youkai appeared. We have launched seven encirclement and suppression operations, and each time we have invested a large number of troops, but we have all suffered miserable defeats like this time......"

"Are you an idiot?" Yihao interrupted the colonel's words, revealing an undisguised look of disdain. "The other party is a big monster with demonic power. It's a creature far beyond the imagination of mortals, and it's strange that you use ordinary people to fight against such immortals! No matter how many troops are dispatched. As long as the weapon is still a mortal. There is absolutely no way to win against her. ”

"Yes. You're right......" the colonel looked down in shame. "The previous fiasco made us understand this very well, so we turned to the agency for help. I hope you two will help us eradicate that vicious damned youkai! ”

"Speaking ......of the most vicious," Yihao touched his chin and asked the colonel, "Specifically, what bad things did she do?" ”

"At her hands there were 9,720 soldiers, 170 tanks, 116 helicopter gunships......"

"Those were the casualties caused by your active attack, right?" Yihao interrupted the Colonel's report again. "I asked, in addition to you taking the initiative to provoke, did she do those things that are not tolerated?"

"Uh...... This ......" Yihao's words seemed to hit the point, and the colonel was suddenly speechless.

“…… Why didn't you suddenly speak? It's okay, just say it. Whether it's a matter of recklessness for human life or chaos in the world, I have enough psychological preparation after seeing such a battlefield. As he spoke, the Colonel's face grew heavier and heavier.

"It's the ...... But......" He watched Yihao move his mouth with difficulty, as if he was holding back a great shame, and said a word.

"What do you say?" Yihao jumped up on the spot, looked at the colonel with a look of tears and laughter, and carefully confirmed.

"Eat a bully meal?"

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It is said that the location of the original demon fox was Akihabara, Tokyo. Relying on the power of natural charm, the demon fox never pays the bill when he eats in restaurants and consumes in stores. The parties who are charmed often come to their senses after respectfully sending away the demon fox and regret reporting to the police. Due to similar incidents, in a short period of time, the police have also reached the point where they can no longer sit idly by, and they sent capable detectives to hunt down the demon fox who ate the overlord's meal, but even the agents sent out were charmed by the demon fox.

The demon fox is the great monster of ancient times, both men and women can not resist its natural charm, the police can say that there is no way to take her, and they are forced to report to the government. The government believed that such a large monster was worth catching, so it entrusted the task to the army. After using various high-tech means such as reconnaissance satellites, the military finally mastered the location of the demon fox's lair, and then dispatched troops to arrest the demon fox. I thought I would be able to get my hands on it, but I waited for the report of the annihilation of the army. The army that couldn't wipe its face was able to dispatch more troops to deal with the demon fox, and then fell into a vicious circle of "annihilation of the whole army" and "sending troops again".

After seven successive defeats, the number of dead and wounded quickly climbed to more than 10,000, and in desperation, the government appealed to the agency for help, and Yihao and others were sent as reinforcements......

Yihao and Hongling took the military car to Tokyo, and on the way, the colonel who guided them told them what had happened.

"In other words, did you just kill thousands of people just to catch a little rascal who eats overlord's meal......"

Yihao's body swelled with a sense of grandeur and powerlessness, and Hongling next to him also smiled bitterly. An event like this is both stern and comical at the same time. It is also rare in the records of the institution.

"Not only that, although the demon fox itself has not done anything strict, but attracted by her, a large number of demons began to gather around her lair

There are also 6 reports of residents being harmed by demons in a small town, and if you leave it alone, I don't know what it will become. That's why we don't hesitate to sacrifice to eradicate the culprit demon fox......"

"But so far it hasn't worked out once." Yihao coldly summed up and confirmed to the colonel. "Okay. Simply put, what do you want me to help you? Is it to persuade the fox not to eat the overlord meal again, or to eradicate the demons near her lair? I don't have much confidence in the former. As for the latter, let's try to see if we can do it. ”

"Then ...... Please, sir. The colonel nodded with a heavy expression.

"Anyway, are we going to that demon fox's lair now?" Hongling interjected and came in.

"The lair of the demon fox is actually near the battlefield. Where are we going...... Uh, it's the scene of her crime. I want to ask the two of you to see her move with your own eyes, because she doesn't use her magic power casually when eating, so it's relatively safe. The colonel explained.

"The scene of the crime ......," Yihao chewed on the word repeatedly. It's hard to give it a sense of tension right now. "Is it a restaurant that eats overlord dining......?"

Akihabara is one of Japan's busiest shopping streets, and when Iho and Hongling come here, the streets are at their busiest at noon. Dressed in the uniform of the association, they did not attract much attention. Because the streets are full of more men and women dressed in fancy clothes. It doesn't matter if you have this knowledge. But Hongling's eyes widened as soon as he got out of the car. He looked around in amazement.

"This ...... What is this place? The clothes they wore were strange and the ears looked like...... Could it be that youkai are already so popular? ”

"Not true. It's called cosp1+ and explains. "Speaking of Akihabara, but the center of otaku culture, the fox chose to commit crimes here, is it because of this influence?"

"No, I guess not, right? Ah, wait......" The Colonel shook his head, took out the phone, contacted someone for a while, and then turned to explain to the two of them. "In order to spy on that demon fox, we have arranged a large number of plainclothes here, and I have just contacted them, and the demon fox has already appeared here...... Come with me, both of you. ”

Following Colonel Yihao and Hongling through several shops that bought electrical appliances and comics, and then came to the corner of the street, the Colonel pointed to a place across the street and said to the two, "Please see that the demon fox is there." ”

Yihao followed the colonel's gaze and almost threw himself on the ground. He originally thought that the demon fox would at least have some disguise when he came to the world, but what appeared in front of him was still the red and white witch costume, and even the beast ears on his head and the fox tail behind the skirt were completely undisguised. The demon fox swaggered through the streets of Akihabara with the latest iPod around his neck. [:+Around her, dozens of men in very different costumes were holding cameras of different lengths and shooting desperately.]

“…… I asked. Yihao pointed to the men holding the cameras. Are your plainclothes a little too obvious? ”

"No, those are just ordinary fanatics, they think the demon fox is cosp1., and they are just taking pictures there." The colonel said with a bitter face.

“…… I see, I probably know why this fox chose this place as the location of the crime. Yihao concluded with a thoughtful look. Protective color, right? ”

"Ah, she's in the dining room!" Hongling pointed ahead and shouted. I saw that under the support of many camera men, the demon fox walked into a café with leisurely steps.

"Let's follow." Yihao stepped forward, but a smiling voice came from behind.

"Is there something wrong with this little brother looking for a concubine?"

For a moment, a creepy feeling welled up behind him, Yihao put on a defensive posture while jumping back, while Hongling and the Colonel and the others could only look at the demon fox that suddenly appeared behind them with disbelief, and a cold sweat broke out on their foreheads.

"You...... How did you show up with us? Yi Hao asked in a deep voice, his opponent's supernatural powers, his predictions, and he raised the vigilance in his heart to another level.

"It's the taste of the little brother." The demon fox's fingers gently slid over his lips and revealed a bewitching smile. "The smell of a good man, as long as you smell it once, you can never forget it."

Since the demon fox's words didn't seem to be joking, Yihao couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and the demon fox took the opportunity to lean over and said with an intimate expression: "I said, little brother, it's rare for you to come to someone's house, why don't you play a game with someone?" ”

"Swimming...... Game? ”

"Well, the game. If the little brother wins, the concubine body will be at your disposal, even if the little brother wants to do those things that make people blush and heartbeat, the concubine will be obedient. The demon fox leaned against Yihao's chest and said in a sweet and greasy voice. If the little brother loses, then how about inviting a concubine to that coffee shop for lunch? "I don't know what kind of gourd this demon fox is selling, although it sounds like a very favorable condition, Yihao still maintains full vigilance." …… What if I refuse? ”

"Well, if the little brother refuses, the concubine will be hit hard, and the love will also become low...... If anyone provokes the concubine, the concubine will not be so kind anymore......" The demon fox raised his finger and pointed to the group of camera men looking around across the street. "It's okay to let them steam in an instant?"

"You ......," Yihao gasped and glared at the demon fox, he definitely didn't doubt that the demon fox had this ability. What game do you say? ”

"Very simple game. Ten minutes from now on, the concubine will run away in this street, and the little brother will come after the concubine, and if the little brother can touch the concubine - anywhere, then the little brother wins. But if the little brother can't touch it, then what if the concubine wins? ”

"Do this kind of boring thing...... What exactly are your plots? Yihao frowned.

"Conspiracy? There's no such thing......" The demon fox chuckled lightly. "The concubine just wants to relive the time when she was pursued by the little brother."

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