Chapter 0396: Ye Hao's Embarrassment (Medium)
"Okay! Then you can find it! If so, I'll give you all ......."
Ye Hao is so confident that he naturally never carries money in his pocket, but puts it in the space, even if many people come to search him, he will never find a penny on Ye Hao.
Murong Xue came to Ye Hao, snorted and said, "Turn around." ”
"What are you doing turning around? Do you think it's time to censor drug dealers? Ye Hao glanced at Murong Xue.
Murong Xue also seemed to feel that this was not the time to investigate the case, so she directly touched Ye Hao's shirt, because it was the warm spring season, Ye Hao only wore a short-sleeved shirt.
The short-sleeved shirt made Ye Hao's abdominal muscles and chest muscles appear piece by piece, and Murong Xue hummed when she touched the abdominal muscles: "What's the bump in it?" Open me and see. ”
"It's abs, it's nothing to look at." Ye Hao said helplessly.
"If you spread it out, spread it out, why is there so much nonsense?" After Murong Xue finished speaking, she was about to lift Ye Hao's clothes.
At this time, two beauties came on the side of the road, Murong Xue had just lifted Ye Hao's clothes, and Ye Hao looked at Murong Xue with a very resentful look.
Seeing this, the two beauties who passed by sighed: "The world is going down, I can't bear to look at it directly!" The female comrades of the traffic police can't help but hook up with men on the street, how dark is it secretly? ”
When the other heard this, he laughed and said, "Look, that man is like a little resentful woman, and that lesbian should be hard, right?" ”
"It should be, look at the man who is very strong, why was he touched on the street in order not to be fined? What a waste. ”
The conversation between the two women reached Ye Hao's ears, and Ye Hao suddenly felt that this woman was crazy, why should he be crazy with her?
Thinking of this, Ye Hao took a picture of his clothes. Speechless, he said, "Okay, I really don't have any money on me." You saw it just now, and that's abs. It's not a money bag......"
"I haven't finished the search yet, and I still have pants pockets, don't think about refusing to search, if you dare to refuse to search, I will fine you one more."
"What do you want to pay an extra penalty?" Ye Hao really wanted to know what this woman was thinking all day long.
"More penalties...... One more penalty you take off your clothes on the street, which will affect the city's appearance. Murong Xue thought for a while and said.
"Damn! Then you punish! I really don't believe anyone would say that I was undressed in the street and condemned me. Ye Hao said indifferently.
"Humph! No matter how much you do, search my trouser pocket first, if you don't have money, it's fine. It's as if I bought that bottle of milk tea myself. If you have money on you, I will definitely not let you go, and you want to fool me, no way. Murong Xuejiao snorted.
"Okay, okay! Hurry up, I'm still in a hurry to get home. Ye Hao had no choice but to take out his hands in his trouser pockets and let Murong Xue search them.
Murong Xue saw Ye Hao take out her hand, so she put her hand in.
I don't know if she intentionally or unintentionally, she stirred it up in Ye Hao's casual pants.
Touching Ye Hao's crotch brother from time to time, Ye Hao suddenly felt it.
Men in the spring are so sensitive. The slightest touch will make him feel irritation.
It seemed that she had touched the money bag just now, Murong Xue thought secretly in her heart.
She searched Ye Hao's other pocket, but when she reached in at this time, she didn't search slowly. It's a quick grab.
Ye Hao was unguarded at first, but when he wanted to be on guard, his younger brother in his crotch had already been caught by Murong Xue.
"Oh! You stinky boy actually hid the money in your panties......"
"Hiss~~ Don't. Don't pinch, that's not money......" Ye Hao felt Murong Xue pinch a few times. And he refused to let go of his hand, and hurriedly shouted.
"And said it's not money. It's soft, it's definitely the kind of money bag in the past, I can't imagine that you are so disgusting, hiding your money here. Murong Xue looked at Ye Hao with disgust and snorted.
"Hiss~~ Just say it, don't pinch it, big sister, that's really not money." Ye Hao was grabbed and kneaded by Murong Xue, and slowly came out of the cage like a spear......
However, the position that Murong Xue pinched happened to be a sensitive area for men, so Ye Hao was sucked in by the cold air she pinched.
"You still say it's not money, and you still want to hide it? Quick, bring it out for me, or I'll pull it out." Murong Xue looked at Ye Hao and snorted coldly.
"Oh my mother! That's really not money, please let go of your hands, auntie. Ye Hao was grabbed by Murong Xue, and suddenly felt the breath of 100,000 grass and mud horses rushing to his face.
"Hiss~~ Don't drag, eldest sister, don't drag, I'll take it, I can't take it!" Ye Hao saw that Murong Xue didn't even give a warning, so he directly dragged it hard, and his hands were clenched in pain, swaying up and down.
"Humph! If you're not honest, take it out! Murong Xue grabbed Ye Hao's crotch brother with one hand and said triumphantly.
"You let go first, if you don't let go, I'll take it out." Ye Hao was hurt by her ripped eggs......
"I count to three, can you take it out?" Murong Xue snorted coldly.
"Big Sister ......"
"Ahh I'll take it, I'll take it......" Ye Hao saw that Murong Xue didn't even give him a chance to explain, he begged loudly for mercy.
However, at this time, Murong Xue looked at Ye Hao with a little confusion and asked, "Is your money hot......
"That's a gun, not money." Ye Hao saw that Murong Xue seemed to feel something, so he said that it was a gun...... But the next moment, Ye Hao regretted it, regretting that he met a strange woman like Murong Xue.
"Ahh You carry a gun in the street, do you want to commit murder? Say! Who are you going to do murder against, and do you have the slightest sense of carrying a gun, just stuffing it in your trouser pocket, aren't you afraid that it will go off? Take it out quickly...... "Murong Xue grabbed it tighter, for fear that Ye Hao would leave with the murder weapon......
"Ahh It hurts, sister! It's really painful, I'm a gun, but it's not a gun to kill! Ye Hao screamed loudly.
"Hmph, it doesn't matter what gun you have, as long as it's a gun, I'll collect it, and I can't make you a bad person." Murong Xue resolutely wanted to accept Ye Hao's 'gun'.
"I was born with it, please sister paper, don't drag it, I was really born with it." Ye Hao has reached the realm of wanting to cry without tears.
Zheng Guang, who was in the fence of the villa, was already holding back like Wang Ba, but he didn't laugh, he was afraid that Ye Hao would not like it when he heard it.
The face was as red as a monkey's ass......
"Nonsense, how did you bring it by nature? Don't think about fooling me, I won't believe you, I understand the structure of the pistol, it needs to be polished, processed, and loaded......" Murong Xue muttered a set of procedures for making guns.
"Mud Horse...... I was born with a gun, not stainless steel, not iron! Ye Hao yelled.
A few women passing by laughed when they saw this, and several of them raised their mobile phone cards to wipe their cards and took pictures...... (To be continued......)