There was a knock on the door of the principal's office, and the principal stroked his glasses and said calmly, "Please come in." ”

The door was slowly pushed open, and Lu Yonghao was the first to walk in, he bowed respectfully to the principal, and said, "Good morning, principal." ”

The principal knew that Lu Yonghao was not an ordinary teacher, he smiled heartily, got up and made a cup of tea for Lu Yonghao, and then said, "Good morning, Teacher Lu, what are you doing?" ”

"Well, I have a friend who is very eager for my work and hopes to join the glorious teaching team like me, so today I brought her to apply." After Lu Yonghao finished speaking, he beckoned back, and Sofina called in.

It's hard to imagine that Sofina was a little nervous when dealing with this kind of occasion, and the whole person seemed a little timid, and such nervousness and shyness added a different kind of charm to her.

A hint of surprise flashed in the principal's eyes, but he was quickly suppressed by him, he knew very well that Lu Yonghao was most likely interested in this girl, with his small principal position, where was he qualified to compete with Lu Yonghao.

The principal took a sip of tea, smiled and said, "Hello, girl, do you want to apply for a teacher?" ”

Sofina blushed and said a little nervously, "Yes, you are the principal of the school!" Hello Principal! Hello Principal! I've admired the name for a long time! ”

Hearing Sofina's cute compliment, the principal couldn't help but laugh, he smiled and said: "Girl, don't be nervous, we welcome people with lofty ideals to join the teaching team, so let's not do the cumbersome process, I will directly arrange an interviewer for you, if the interview is qualified, we will conduct a professional assessment of your abilities, because it has just started school now, so there are very few applicants for the time being, and I can reply to you in the afternoon." ”

Actually, Lu Yonghao had already greeted the principal before bringing Sofina here, and now they are just going through a process, but Lu Yonghao didn't tell Sofina about it, probably because he was afraid that she would be disgusted by it.

Sofina nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and then followed the principal out of the door, during which she seemed to feel a little nervous, and glanced back at Lu Yonghao pitifully.

This look at Lu Yonghao's heart has completely softened, Sofina herself has a mysterious temperament, noble and proud like a wolf in the snowfield, and this inadvertently revealed a pitiful expression mixed with nervousness made her look like a kitten who is afraid of life, the two temperaments are mixed together, and Lu Yonghao's psychological defense line is instantly broken.

Lu Yonghao could barely speak, he could only look at Sofina tenderly and give her a blessed smile

After Sofina and the principal left, Lu Yonghao stood in the room in a daze, muttering affectionately: "Oh my God, Xiao Suo, you are definitely a gift from God!" I will definitely cherish you for the rest of my life! ”

Sofina was soon ushered into a dedicated interview room, where three interviewers were already seated behind a table dressed formally.

"Come on, good luck." The headmaster smiled at Sofina and left the room, closing the door.

Sofina sat down in her chair with some anxiety and stared at the three interviewers with a nervous face.

"Hello, miss, don't be nervous, this is just an interview, let me ask you a few questions first." The main interviewer tried to soothe Sofina's affection, then smiled and asked, "What is your name?" What university did you graduate from? Have you published any papers? ”

"My name is Sofina, I haven't read much, what is the paper, can I eat it," Sofina replied with a stupid face.

The interviewer couldn't help but laugh and said lightly: "Miss Sofina, don't worry, the teaching team will not refuse people who do not have academic authority, as long as you have a heart willing to contribute!" So, I'll move on to the question."

The interviewer pondered for a moment and asked, "What is your reason why you want to be a teacher?" ”

"Because I don't have money to eat, and I heard that as a teacher here, you can also live in a special teacher's apartment for free, with water and electricity all inclusive, is it true?!" Sofina said with anticipation on her face.

The interviewers are stunned, generally speaking, when asked this question, shouldn't they all talk about it in a noble way? For example, what is willing to dedicate, dedicate oneself to education, water the flowers of the motherland, become a candle that burns itself to illuminate others, and so on

Although Sofina's words are not wrong, but it is inevitably too direct, if it weren't for the principal's special greeting before, to take care of her, just based on the answer to this question, the interviewer could pass her.

"Aha," the interviewer quickly smiled to ease the embarrassment and said, "Very, very personal reasons!" That's right, teachers are also human beings, and they also need food and housing, so they should really consider these practical issues! As for the teacher's apartment, it is true, as soon as you become a teacher, the school will provide you with apartment. ”

"Really! That's great! Sofina clenched her fists excitedly, and stars were about to pop out of her eyes.

The lead interviewer smiled awkwardly and continued, "Okay, so the next question, what position would you like to apply for?" ”

"Physical Education Teacher!"

"Well, yes, can you tell us about your expertise in sports?"

Sofina smiled confidently and said, "This is too much!" Back then, I traveled all over the world, the Middle East, Southeast Asia, North Africa, South America, and those homespout soldiers who couldn't even shoot a gun were beaten by me."

Sofina covered her mouth in horror in the middle of her speech, and only then did she realize how she had told her about the past war!

The three interviewers were also stunned when they heard this, and they froze in their seats for a long time without moving.

"Aha! I mean, I used to love to travel, I like to explore all over the world, I've been to the Middle East, Southeast Asia, North Africa and South America, I often go rock climbing, skydiving, mountaineering and whatever, these are my hobbies! In desperation, Sofina's head was running at high speed, and she came up with excuses one after another.

"Hahaha, Miss Sofina is so humorous, if you want to be a good teacher, humor is essential! Not bad! The chief interviewer hurriedly catered to it and said with a forced smile

The interviewer was extremely depressed at this time, was this girl who came to the interview have an abnormal brain and spoke inexplicably, if it was usual, he would have let the other party get out, but this is the person who the principal has greeted again, and he can only cooperate awkwardly.

"Ahem, then, moving on to the next question, this is a scenario question, what would you do if you were lazy in PE class?" The interviewer calmed down and asked the pre-prepared question.

"Dare to be lazy?! Needless to say! Just take it out, and your legs will be broken! By the way, strip off your clothes, whip a dozen or twenty whips with thorn strips, then smear the wound with honey and throw it on the edge of the ant's nest! Sofina threw her fist in the leg in excitement, and it was clear that she was back to her old identity, which she had done when she was training the Polar Black Wolf recruits

"This" The interviewer was dumbfounded, and he couldn't say a complete sentence.

Sofina was suddenly covered in a cold sweat, and then she realized that she had said the wrong thing again, and she hurriedly explained: "Ah no, no, no, I didn't mean that! I mean, I'll pull the lazy classmates out and talk to them, and ask why they're lazy, if they hurt their legs? If it's hurt, I'll find some ointment and help them treat it! ”

Several interviewers suddenly sweated, and the chief interviewer coughed lightly and said with a forced smile: "Not a good answer, Miss Sofina is very responsible!" We need a responsible teacher like you! So, let's move on to the next question! ”

"If two students quarrel in your class, how do you resolve it?"

"Dare to quarrel while I'm training? That's obviously not taking my majesty to heart! Break the bridge of the nose directly with one fist per person! Knock out the front teeth! Then punish them and slap each other until one of them faints! Wrong wrong! I mean, pull them out and have a chat! Young people are angry, talk well, ease the conflict, and then let them reconcile! ”

"Not bad, Miss Sofina's sense of crisis management is very good, next question" The interviewer's hands were already shaking, and his face began to turn a little pale, "If the students don't like your lectures, what do you do?" ”

"Whether you like it or not, it's none of my business! I'm their boss, and I'm in charge of everything! And in this case, most of the skin is itchy and underbeaten, just press on the ground and beat it, the worse the beating, the better, otherwise it will not be able to kill chickens and monkeys, and set an example for the deterrent effect! Wrong wrong! I mean, in this case, most of the time there is a problem with my own teaching method, I must reflect on it and strive to make my classmates like me more! ”

"It's not good, next one" The interviewer has begun to feel tightness in his chest and shortness of breath, and he feels suffocated, "If you find a student fighting with someone from another school outside of school, what will you do?" ”

"Look at the results, if you win, prove that the person I have trained is better than others, invite him to dinner at night! If I lose, it must not be a problem with my training method, it must be that this kid has not worked hard, and the way to deal with it is the same as being lazy, and his leg is broken! Strip naked and ah! Wrong wrong! I mean, it's not right to fight! No matter whether we win or lose, we need to educate ourselves well, we must convince people with morality, not fight! ”

In the middle of this question, the interview is finally over.

When the interview ended, Sofina collapsed in her chair sweating, and the three interviewers were even more pale and bloodless, judging from the half-collapsed eyes, as if they had received a great mental blow, and their entire worldview and outlook on life collapsed

"I'll go first for those three teachers! Thank you very much! Sofina hurriedly escaped from the room in a panic, oh my! Is this how all the citizens of China apply for jobs?! This interview of less than half an hour is even more tragic than fighting a vicious battle for half a year!

In this way, the application left a deep shadow in Sofina's heart, and she came to a conclusion in her heart in horror: Chinese people are monsters! Ordinary citizens grow up in such a harsh environment, and they have to go through such hardships just to apply, so what do the soldiers of China have? They must all be demons from hell! You must not be the enemy of Huaxia!

It didn't take long for the interviewer to walk out of the room as stiff as a walking corpse, and the principal happened to be passing by, he patted the interviewer on the shoulder and asked with a smile, "How is it?" That girl is okay, right? Hey, why are you so ugly? ”

"The principal asked you something," the interviewer muttered with a dull expression.

"What's the matter? Ask? ”

"Can I quit my job, I don't think I'm fit to be a teacher"

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