Ren Yi didn't even have the mood to eat, where did he have the strength to quarrel with him, lying on the table and sighing for a long time, his eyes were empty without focus, and the sad fan of the literary and artistic youth can arouse a little bit of maternal love and pity unique to women. It's a pity that in front of Wen Liang and Liu Zhihe, no matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't play the feelings they understand, Liu Zhihe laughed out loud and said: "Isn't it just a girl, if it doesn't work, let's change it again!" ”

Wen Liang picked up the chopsticks and knocked on Liu Zhihe's bowl, glared at him and said, "Yan sù point!" Then he turned his head, and his tone was full of disbelief, "Brother Ren, aren't you, are you serious?" ”

To be honest, Wen Liang has always participated with a joking attitude to Ren Yi's temporary hormonal impulse, especially this time Song Wan who was selected to take it seriously, which shows that Teacher Cang, whose IQ has fallen, takes off his clothes quickly.

"Hey......"

Ren Yi lay on his stomach like a dead pig, sighed again, and turned back, full of vicissitudes. Wen Liang and Liu Zhihe looked at each other, Liu Zhihe shook his head and said, "It's over, I guess it's hopeless......"

He was also curious, touched Ren Yi's head, and said, "What do you like about other people?" I haven't said a few words, I don't know anything about my personality and hobbies, and I can't be beautiful in terms of appearance, besides, what kind of ambition do people have? Non-Tsinghua University and Peking University are not on! It's not a person in the same realm with your brother at all, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower? ”

Wen Liang smiled: "That's right, Zhihe, now it's all out of your mouth?" ”

Liu Zhihe smiled, his eyes narrowed, and said: "That is, although my brother is not literary enough, he is better than having a foundation, your level." I went to the toilet and squatted in time. ”

"Hey......" Ren Yi finally had a reaction. Place your hands on your chin. The eyes, which could almost be regarded as synonymous with obscenity, were suddenly filled with a soft light, and he whispered: "I don't know, anyway, it's the first time I saw her that day." My heart was pounding, and my head felt like it had just been punched dozens of times by Brother Liu......"

Liu Zhihe said angrily: "Don't lie to me, let my family Yang Yang hear it, and think how violent I am." ”

Your first battle to chase Yang Yang was to fight a group fight with the Nineteenth Middle School? Wen Liang used his fierce and inviolable eyes to make Liu Zhihe bow his head in shame. Ren Yi continued: "...... After that, I tried so many methods, I met by chance, I talked to her, I wrote love letters, I helped with food, and even used the ultimate nirvana like a hero to save the beauty, but she became more and more indifferent to me, and she used to have a little smile occasionally, but now she almost sees me turn around and leave...... But for some reason, the more this happens, the more I can't forget it, maybe that's what I really like......"

"It's not like, it's cheap...... Good. Shut up, shut up! ”

Wen Liang kicked Liu Zhihe under the table. nodded to Ren Yi and encouraged: "Come on!" ”

Ren Yi said distressedly: "Boss, don't just come on, you have to have some ideas!" ”

"Well, I don't really have much experience......

Two big middle fingers are erected on the opposite side, and the three most beautiful flowers in Qingyi are all around your pomegranate pants, can you still say that you are inexperienced?

Wen Yu coughed lightly and said, "To put it bluntly, the secret of chasing girls is just the three tricks of 'being bold and thin-skinned'." Ordinary people fail, either they don't have the courage to confess, or they are not considerate and delicate enough, or they are rejected once and immediately stop fighting, but Ren Yi has been defeated and fought repeatedly, and he is willing to put down his body and open his face, it stands to reason that he is definitely a first-class talent in the pickle girl world......"

"But what?" Following Wen Liang for so long, Ren Yi still understands this point, so his expression is extremely serious, and he also wants to know which link has gone wrong, so that he can lead to the current stalemate dilemma.

"But chasing girls is not about doing math problems after all, and you can always find the right answer according to a fixed format and routine. If you want to maintain the success rate of pickling girls, you have to learn to adapt to local conditions and tailor your clothes, and different people have to use different methods. ”

This theory has a commanding momentum, and Ren Yi couldn't wait to ask: "What about Song Wan, what method is appropriate?" ”

"I'm not a blind fortune teller, I have to try this step by step."

Ren Yi originally thought that Wen Liang had some nirvana to defeat the enemy, but he was extremely disappointed when he heard it, and said, "I've tried a lot......"

"Your kind of trial method is purely to fight for character and gamble on luck, without any pertinence and feasibility." Wen Forgive didn't give any face at all, and slapped the girl-chasing action led by Liu Zhihe during this time, and said: "First of all, we have to know if Song Wan has a favorite object in her heart, such as childhood sweethearts, seniors or something, remember, this is very important; Secondly, to further understand her interests and hobbies, in addition to writing, what songs she likes to listen to, what movies and literary works she likes to watch, or which star she is obsessed with, which color she likes the most, etc., etc., all information about her should be collected as much as possible; In addition, don't always be stupid and go straight, Song Wan hit a wall, once, twice, three times, let her know your determination, there is no need to knock your head into Shakyamuni, and send her to death with a dead eye, you must know that girls like you to last, but if you can add a little skill at the same time, wouldn't it be more scored? ”

Liu Zhihe frowned and said, "Boss, your words are too yellow, right?" Ren Yi is a little virgin, can he stand it after listening to it? ”

Ren Yizheng's heart was full of joy when he listened, and he felt that every word and every sentence of Wen Yu was to the point, and he was empowered, and his mouth suddenly opened, he really heard that he could die at night, and he didn't know where he was yellow?

Wen forgave for a moment and said, "What if they are all as dirty as you?" Let me tell you, isn't there five girls in a hurry, Yang Yang has to be more leisurely. Don't really make any trouble, Yang and his entourage will be investigated, your father's face must not look good. ”

Liu Zhihe looked at Wen Liang with a disgusted expression, and said, "How cold and jade my little baby Yang Yang is, will the things in your mind that make you feel obscene and shameless when you think about it?" ”

Seeing that the topic was about to shift again, Ren Yi hurriedly interrupted the two and said, "Let's get down to business?" Brother Van, what trick are you talking about? "Chasing girls is actually similar to fighting, the so-called skill, that is, the frontal battlefield cannot be broken, you can take a detour! She always has friends and circles, and with a few casual words by your means, isn't it easy to make friends and become familiar? Girls have soft ears, and when her friends and girlfriends praise you all the time, even if it's not good, it becomes better. Therefore, a master once said that there is only one end of love, but there are thousands of roads to the end of love, one can go to her, one can go to her hand, after all, there is one, can go to her heart......" (To be continued.) )

PS: I've been busy and tired lately, so I'm sorry!