Fifty-nine. Six projects
It was a full two hours before the terrible Rat Legion left the battlefield satisfied. But the battlefield that has been ravaged by them has long been a mess and miserable.
It was horrible, it was horrible, all the wires were bitten off, all the furniture was bitten off. Except for Deng Mengmeng's bedroom, all the rooms looked as if aliens had just invaded here.
Where does this still look like a villa? Even the flowers and plants were not spared by the Rat Legion.
The worst is Deng Chenglong, who was bitten by rats more than a dozen times!
After the tide of the rat clan army generally receded, Young Master Deng was still crying there.
Deng Xiusheng and his wife, who loved their son like their life, had tears and snot, and the private doctor who was urgently called was also stunned, what disaster did the Deng family suffer? didn't have time to ask more, gave Deng Chenglong seven or eight different injections in a row, and finally suggested that Deng Chenglong go to the hospital immediately, and it is estimated that he will have to be vaccinated against rabies.
The Rat Clan Legion made the Deng family panic, and those superstitious servants were whispering that the Deng family was only afraid of offending the Rat God, otherwise where did so many rats come from?
But it's strange to say, the group of rats has been to all rooms, but they haven't passed through Deng Mengmeng's room.
Why?
The servants made it up with noses and eyes, saying that the Deng family had the best cute heart, so the rat god blessed her.
They wouldn't have thought that these were all recruited by Deng Chenglong. If he hadn't asked Yang Ziwei to go to Xu Yunqi's house to release rats and snakes, he would not have suffered such retribution.
When they were in the hospital, Deng Xiusheng and his wife actually met Yang Ziwei's parents. Good guy, the Yang family also suffered a rat plague, a large number of rats destroyed the Yang family, and Yang Ziwei was also bitten by rats like Deng Chenglong.
"The rat has become a sperm, Mr. Deng." Yang Ziwei's father, Yang Fangliang, cried with a sad face: "The calligraphy and paintings I bought are all finished, and this time I have suffered a heavy loss!" ”
"And my ring and necklace are gone, those rats!" His daughter-in-law cried and cried: "My poor Ziwei, what if I am infected with rabies or something!" ”
"Enough is enough!" Deng Xiusheng interrupted them in frustration.
The children are like this, and they also think about calligraphy and painting necklaces.
It's really strange to think about it, how could you encounter such an evil thing? Is there something unclean in the house? No, when my son is well, I must take him to worship the Bodhisattva.
But Deng Xiusheng would never have thought that there was only one Bodhisattva he should worship the most:
Ai Xiaohai!
Ai Xiaohai didn't sleep for most of the night, and waited until the rat clan retreated, and after he learned the news of the big victory, he rested contentedly.
Although rats are low-level creatures, the power of so many rats gathered together is too terrifying. It seems that he is indeed a good king.
This is not the happiest thing, what makes Ai Xiaohai the most proud is:
He and Deng Mengmeng and Xu Yunqi are "**".
Well, not in the real sense of the word. No matter how Ai Xiaohai assured her, Xu Yunqi was still afraid that rats and snakes would appear again, so she not only lived in Deng Mengmeng's bedroom, but also let Ai Xiaohai stay to protect them.
Of course, Ai Xiaohai's "bedroom" is in the living room, and Ai Xiaohai's "bed" is a sofa.
Xu Yunqi's bedroom was empty, but it had just been ravaged by rats, and she hadn't had time to clean it, so she couldn't live there.
I had a dream at night, I dreamed that Deng Mengmeng opened the door, hooked his fingers to let him in, Ai Xiaohai salivated and walked in, and saw Xu Yunqi lying on the bed in extraordinarily sexual~ pajamas, her eyes were foggy, and then Deng Mengmeng hooked her waist again......
Ai Xiaohai drooled, picked up Deng Mengmeng and walked towards Xu Yunqi, but accidentally tripped and fell......
"Ouch!"
Ai Xiaohai woke up and found himself holding a pillow and falling from the sofa to the ground.
The two girls who had already gotten up looked here in astonishment, and when they saw Ai Xiaohai's embarrassed appearance, tears of laughter came out.
Hey, how nice would it be if the dream never woke up? Ai Xiaohai sighed and got up from the ground.
"Let's go brush our teeth and wash our faces, and have breakfast." Deng Mengmeng handed Ai Xiaohai a brand-new toothbrush and towel.
After washing up, I came out, and breakfast was ready. After taking a bite, Xu Yunqi had already said with a straight face: "Ai Xiaohai, don't say anything about your living here today." ”
Ai Xiaohai said "En" repeatedly: "But you have to be responsible for me, I am all your people......"
With a "plop", a piece of bread coated with jam flew towards me......
"Last night, there was a rat plague in the city's XX garden villa...... At this time, the host of the TV morning news said: "The family living here is the chairman of the board of directors of the city's 'Tianzi Group', Deng Moumou, who suffered heavy losses in the rat plague......"
"Ahh Deng Mengmeng exclaimed, that is his own home!
She hurriedly picked up the phone and called her mother, who would have thought that the phone would be connected, and there was a scolding voice from her mother on the other end: "You dead girl, where did you die yesterday?" Your brother was bitten by a rat, you know? ”
After scolding, the phone was hung up as soon as possible.
Tears swirled in Deng Mengmeng's eyes.
From childhood to adulthood, Mom and Dad have been extremely fond of their brother and baby, and they almost ignore themselves. This time, there was a rat plague at home, and my mother actually blamed herself for it.
"Mengmeng, don't cry." Xu Yunqi hurriedly comforted: "People like your brother deserve to be bitten by rats!" Hey, isn't that right? ”
Xu Yunqi was a little puzzled, why did she make trouble here, and the Deng family had another rat plague?
"Retribution, retribution." Ai Xiaohai ate poached eggs with relish: "Mengmeng, what is there to cry about?" Your parents are doing this to you. ”
"No, I need to go to the hospital to see my brother." Deng Mengmeng wiped away her tears: "Yunyun, you help me ask for a leave." ”
"Cheng, hurry up, be careful on the road."
As soon as Deng Mengmeng left, Ai Xiaohai's eyes showed an evil light: "Hehe, Yunyun, there are only two of us left now, what do you say should happen?" ”
Unfortunately, the second loaf of bread flew over again.
Ai Xiaohai sighed: "It's getting more and more unusual, this time there is no jam." ”
……
As soon as I arrived at the school, most of the people in the school knew about the Deng family's attack by rats.
Ai Xiaohai didn't bother to participate in the discussion, only he knew the truth best.
At the end of a class, Ai Xiaohai walked out of the classroom, and the counselor Gao Mingyi walked over: "Ai Xiaohai, your registration has been passed." ”
"What to sign up for?" Ai Xiaohai was inexplicable.
"Autumn Games?" Gao Mingyi flipped through the roster in his hand: "You signed up for the 100m, 200m, 400m, 1500m, 10,000m and 4X400m relays. ”
"Boom", those students who happened to pass by heard the chaos and gathered one after another.
"Ai Xiaohai, you actually signed up for six projects?"
"Ai Xiaohai, it's a short distance and a long distance, are you crazy?"
The sound of coaxing made Ai Xiaohai's head also coax, what is this? When did you report yourself? He was not at all interested in any sports meeting or competition.
"Gao Mingyi, Counselor Gao, which eye did you see me sign up?" Ai Xiaohai was confused.
"The registration list handed in by Yang Ziwei, the head of your department." Gao Mingyi handed the registration form to Ai Xiaohai with a straight face.
Ai Xiaohai understood at once. Okay, still with people like this?
The surroundings quieted down, Ai Xiaohai looked at his classmates, and immediately understood the intentions of Deng Chenglong and Yang Ziwei, if he insisted on not signing up, those two guys would definitely use this to make a big fuss and slander themselves to their heart's content. Signed up? They expected to be outstanding.
Yes, count you as hate! But you would never have dreamed that your Ai Shao was bullied by you like this?
"Yes, look at my memory, I signed up." Ai Xiaohai showed a smile on his face: "By the way, I obviously reported 4X100 meters and 4X200 meters, why didn't I report them?" ”
Gao Mingyi didn't expect the other party to be so indifferent, but he was stunned: "You have a fixed lineup for these two projects, and the third place in the last session." ONLY 4X400 HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE WEAK POINT OF YOUR DEPARTMENT. ”
"Ah, that's right, but it doesn't matter, I'm here to be my strength." Ai Xiaohai said with a hippie smile.
"Then it's for sure, Ai Xiaohai." Gao Mingyi snorted coldly in his nose and turned around and left.
I just heard that Deng Chenglong was hospitalized, and I had to hurry up to see him, first, to report to him that it was done, and secondly, this was also the best opportunity for me to make a fool of myself.
As soon as he left, Ai Xiaohai was quickly surrounded by his classmates again: "Ai Xiaohai, are you confused?" ”
"Yes, Ai Xiaohai, you are a freshman, can you outrun them? You have also reported so many projects, is someone deliberately fixing you? ”
It was easy to send these classmates away, and Ai Xiaohai walked towards the school gate casually. Race? I seem to be suspected of cheating, right? Those people actually race and run with themselves?
Well, did you throw a discus throw or something? You can also sign up yourself.
"Ai Xiaohai!" Xu Yunqi hurriedly caught up from behind: "I just met Gao Mingyi, he said that you reported six competitions?" ”
"yes, what's wrong?"
Xu Yunqi was anxious: "Why are you so stupid?" It's obviously Deng Chenglong who wants to deliberately fix you, and they want to watch you look foreign at the sports meeting! ”
"What if I win the championship?" Ai Xiaohai asked rhetorically.
"Don't dream, don't be tired to death, you'll be lucky."
Ai Xiaohai's eyes blinked: "If I get the first place in all six events, what do I say?" ”
"Do whatever you say!"
"Kiss me!"
As soon as Ai Xiaohai finished speaking, he immediately put himself on guard, for fear that Xu Yunqi's invincible pinching method would attack him.
However, Xu Yunqi's face flushed, and then said:
"Okay, if you really win the first place in the six categories, just do as you say."
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