The 268th Attack, the East Demon King, the West Hero
The second updateββ
Life in the Demon World is simple and fulfilling, and the crew works overtime every day to film, trying to finish filming one day earlier and leave this isolated studio and return to the bustling metropolis to live daily life as soon as possible. |[2][3][][x]}Lin Bai basically didn't meddle in the affairs of the crew anymore, he is now busy being a bad master......
After a trip back to the human world, he pulled a few carts of chemical fiber clothes from Sister Sanjin, got a lot of gems from the monsters, and then handed over the gems to Miss Liu.
After Lin Bai ran twice, the situation was a little wrong...... After all, the gem is not the cabbage on the side of the road, oh, this description is not quite right, the demon world even has very few cabbage on the side of the road, or there can be no cabbage on the roadside, the gem is not something you want to have, this thing has to go to the ground to dig, and it is not that you can dig it if you want to, as the original gems in the hands of the monsters were deceived by Lin Bai, and then they fell into an embarrassing situation where there were no gems to deceive.
The monsters still need food and clothes, but they can't exchange them for gems, so Lin Bai will have to wait at least a few months, when they go to dig underground and hoard some wealth.
This is the disadvantage of the low productivity of the primitive society, Lin Bai has the backing of the modern big industry with the explosion of productivity, when trading, he can take out countless goods, but the demon realm with low productivity can't deal with it, and he can't exchange the equivalent at all.
If you change to ordinary people, you will definitely be depressed to death, but Lin Bai is a casual character, if you can't make money, you won't make it, what's the hurry, anyway, there is nowhere to spend money. He's not in a hurry, he'll just come back to exploiting the gems in a few months.
When the crew returned to Shuangqing after filming, Lin Bai temporarily left the demon world behind. No matter! Let the monsters fend for themselves. First used the identity of the masked hero to call the flat-chested policewoman to comfort her "girlfriend", the flat-chested policewoman has not seen the masked hero recently, and she can't help but be a little lonely, and she complained on the phone.
Lin Bai had no choice but to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "Recently, relations between Ukraine and Russia have been tense, and there has been an armed conflict, which has affected some civilians. I went there to help innocent civilians. β
"I see!" The flat-chested policewoman was fooled again, put away her little temper, and said very understandingly: "Hmm." It's great to contribute to world peace! You're the best man, but my parents haven't seen you for a long time, so they still have to come to have dinner with the second elder once in a while. β
Lin Bai reluctantly agreed to come down and fool around first.
Return to a familiar home. Lin Bai would not be able to find anything to do for a while. After thinking about it carefully, it seems that I haven't had as much leisure as before, and I should pick up the lazy life of the past again. So he moved a rattan chair, sat at the door of his house, crossed Erlang's legs, and faced the old street with a casual attitude.
The old street is still the same old street, no matter how big Lin Bai changes. As soon as you sit on the old street, you will turn back into a bear child.
The female demon king has been soaking in the hot springs recently, but she saw Lin Bai move a wicker chair to the street. She suddenly became interested, and moved her long-lost tea table to the street, and set it up beside Lin Bai, just like a year ago, the two of them were leisurely playing boring days together.
A customer came out of the Bingxin mobile phone store across the street, holding a mobile phone box in his hand, it seemed that the iceberg beauty had just made a business, Lin Bai whistled at the street, and laughed: "Sister Ye Qing, are you rich again?" β
The iceberg beauty glared at him angrily: "That customer bargained too much just now, and I only earned 5o yuan." β
"5o yuan is also money, I still want to congratulate you." Lin Bai grinned.
"You make a lot of money now, hundreds of millions of dollars at every turn, and you can still see a small amount of money like 5o yuan?" Although the tone of the iceberg beauty does not fluctuate, it always makes people feel a taste of distance. The more successful Lin Bai was, the more she felt inferior, and it seemed that she was not even worthy of being a friend to Lin Bai, and wanted to stay away from him, but she was reluctant.
Lin Bai smiled and said, "Hundreds of millions of dollars have a fart, I'm not sitting here and can't find anything to do?" The money doesn't help me be happy! In this way, you admit that you are Jiajia, as long as there is a positive answer, I will give you 10 million. β
"I've said it countless times, I'm not Jiajia!" The iceberg beauty snorted coldly.
"Look, I'll just say that the money is useless, and I won't be able to buy you a word." Lin Bai laughed: "Money is really useful, even if you are pretending to admit it, you have to admit it quickly." β
How useless is money? This is easily proven in the old streets.
Lin Bai smiled at the second-generation Aunt Qin who was passing by: "Come and call me a handsome guy, I'll give you five thousand yuan." β
The second-generation Aunt Qin said solemnly: "Don't do it!" β
"Up to 10,000!"
"Don't do it!"
"Are you stupid? Don't make any money? It's just a matter of saying. β
The expression of the second-generation Aunt Qin was like that of a righteous man who was about to be executed, and she was righteous and awe-inspiring: "I will never sell my conscience for money...... You wouldn't say something so against your will...... Unless, for the sake of the chicken thigh burger. β
"I'm rubbing! 10,000 yuan for a chicken leg burger must kill you, you wait for me. Lin Bai dialed the phone: "Hey, KFC?" I'm going to buy a chicken leg burger for 10,000 dollars......"
An angry voice came from the phone: "Sir, please don't tease us!" After saying that, he hung up the phone.
"I'm rubbing, I really want to!" Lin Bai let out a desperate scream, as the saying goes, money can make ghosts grind, why can't a young aunt be moved? Lin Bai felt that the whole person was not good.
The female demon king looked at Lin Bai with a smile and a smile, her face full of tenderness.
She had seen a lot of monsters when she was in the Demon Realm, and when she was weak, she was a man with her tail between her legs, and she saw everyone respectfully, but one day she picked up a Tai Sui, and after eating it, her appetite increased greatly, so she no longer took everyone around her in her eyes, and even those who had helped it had to step on it.
But Lin Bai is not such a person, even if he is rich, even if he already has a lot of money, he still puts the people of Lao Cai on an equal footing with him, and does not show that he is superior, just by virtue of this, he knows that he is a person who will never abandon his friends or women, and he will feel very relieved by his side.
There was a sudden burst of laughter on the street, and a family of three walked side by side. Lin Bai fixed his eyes and saw that these three people were Uncle Zhang, who sold soy milk fritters, his stupid son Zhang Deyi, and his wife who was divorced and went to Milican to work as a cleaner...... It's not easy for this family to finally be reunited.
Lin Bai greeted them with a smile, and Zhang Deyi came over and held Lin Bai's hand: "Xiaobai, thanks to you, my mother listened to your persuasion and finally returned to China, and in a few days she will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau again with her father to remarry, I am so happy." β
"Ha, it's a trifle! Your mother went abroad because she wanted to make more money so that you could live a better life, and you see that she didn't spend all the money she earned in Milicon all these years, she saved it all, in fact, she just wanted to leave it to you...... You kid fight for some anger on your own, find a good job to do, and your mother will be back a long time ago. β
Zhang Deyi was a little ashamed: "Xiaobai, you also know that I am stupid, and it would be strange if I could find a good job." β
"It's not that stupid, just a little bit stupider than me." Lin Bai said with a smile.
"It's scary to be a little dumber than you, maybe I'm the stupidest person in the world, and you're the second-to-last." Zhang Deyi smiled wryly.
Lin Bai was taken aback by what he said about this possibility, but after thinking about the patients in the mental hospital, he felt that it was unlikely, there were so many neuropathies at the bottom, and my brother would be in the bottom two hundred: "Forget it, don't look for a job everywhere, go to work in my battery factory, just say what position you want." β
Zhang Deyi smiled bitterly: "I don't know anything, what can I do?" β
"You can do quality inspection! The product department goes to be a quality controller. Lin Bai snorted: "Jam all the products with unqualified quality, don't let them flow to customers, this is a job that requires a tendon, and you happen to be a tendon." β
Zhang Deyi was very satisfied with this work, and immediately made a decision to do it. saw Zhang Deyi's mother also come over: "Is there still a shortage of cleaners in your battery factory?" I'll sweep your yard. β
"Hey, I said Auntie, don't be busy, at such an age, it's time to enjoy the blessings, haven't you done enough cleaning in Millican?"
"I can't stay idle!"
Lin Bai expressed his contempt for people who couldn't stay idle, because he was an idle person, if he didn't worry about eating, he could lazily stay at home and never work, don't move, what an awesome quality this is, ordinary people really can't compare.
"By the way, Xiaobai, do you know the Demon King?" Zhang Deyi asked suddenly.
"Demon King? What Demon King? Lin Bai pretended not to know.
"While you were out making a movie, there was a man named the Demon King who became popular." Zhang Deyi took out his mobile phone and showed Lin Bai a video, which turned out to be a video of the battle between Lin Bai and Lord Man on the Modu High Highway.
In fact, strictly speaking, this is not a battle, it can only be regarded as Lin Bai's one-sided play on Lord Man, I saw that the Demon King in the video was pressed into thin slices for a while, and was electrocuted into ashes for a while, but every time he could recover in a strange way and continue to talk nonsense with Lord Man.
Zhang Deyi said with a smile: "This demon king is so powerful, and now this video has gone crazy on the Internet." β
Lin Bai Khan, crazy again?
Zhang Deyi said mysteriously: "According to the analysis of professionals, this Demon King is the same person as the Demon King who made trouble in the Milican Navy 6 Squad a few months ago, with the same temperament, the same action habits, and almost the same cynical attitude. People on the Internet are saying that this person may be from Modu...... It and the masked hero of Shuangqing are now called the 'East Demon King, West Hero', and the two will stage the war of the century sooner or later. β
"I'm rubbing, is there any mistake, why are they fighting?" Lin Bai sweated. (To be continued!)
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