Chapter 0159: The Blue Rose of the Golden Rose's Misunderstanding
Xiao Xingchen looked at Mary's mouth, only to see her stop abruptly, and his heart collapsed: It's over! Sure enough, Mary said: The prompt is complete.
On the ground, there is no admiration coin, and the silver basin is gone.
Without the hint of this guiding light, Xiao Xingchen crossed the river by feeling the stones: Wen Zhijia must tell his father-in-law Wang Junlai about the current situation, and Wang will hire a killer to kill me. According to Mary's prompt, it seems that the person who killed me was not one, at least two, or more!
Or some kind of red rose, blue rose, green rose, etc.!
Judging by the name of the Golden Rose Killer organization: it's female; Judging from the situation I encountered, she was a young woman, and her martial arts were characterized by extremely fast skills. According to Mary, they never missed.
The members of this killer organization have a more deadly characteristic: they are not afraid of death! threatened to her, kill her, or disfigure her, but she didn't make any answer, obviously preparing for death: she had the momentum of Jing Ke's wind and Xiao Xiao Xi and easy water cold.
At the time, he could have easily killed her, but he didn't. Looking back now, in some aspects, I am really a little similar to Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, with the kindness of a woman!
If I catch her now, maybe I'll let her go!
This reminded him of the killing of the fat man by Rose on an uninhabited island, and he was immediately indignant. If it weren't for this, my wish would not have been postponed!
Thinking about it, he fell asleep, and the quality of his sleep was not bad, and the sound of snoring like thunder was enough to prove it.
His door was closed, but it was unlocked and could be opened from the outside.
The summer sun is very industrious, and it is only eight o'clock before it rises high.
Feng Yao stood at his door, walked back and forth three times, but still decided to go in.
She is wearing a sky blue yuan-neck sleeveless shirt and jeans today. The edge of the trousers is like the hanging lang on the door during the ancient Chinese New Year. A pair of blue summer sneakers.
By 8:05, she decided to go in! As soon as she pushed the door open, she heard two fart sounds, a stench like shrimp paste, mixed with the smell of cigar tobacco rushing to her nose, and she began to regret coming in!
But the idea of both came and then prevailed: she quickly held her breath, walked to the north, opened the curtains, and pushed open the window.
This kid farted again, and Feng Yao really wanted to pick up his shoes and smoke his ass, which specializes in creating dirty air.
Looking at the middle of his trousers, it reminded her of the toys she had since childhood: tumblers; It also reminded her of the corpse fraud in a horror movie: not to dump the corpse.
She turned her face away and wanted to go out, and there was something to say to him; I wanted to stay, but he didn't wake up, plus farting, snoring and filing!
Xiao Xingchen felt that there was someone in front of the bed, he slowly opened his eyes, only to see the back of a woman, and he was shocked: blue clothes, dazzling blue; Blue shoes, deep blue; Although the jeans are light blue, the woman in front of her is undoubtedly a blue rose!
He broke out in a cold sweat: this is clearly a blue rose! Just now, if I was asleep, with their rose skills, they could easily cut off my head!
Even if she doesn't cut off my head, if she comes to my crotch like this, I don't have the spiritual pillar to write historical records like Sima Qian; I don't have the same social status as Li Lianying, so what's the point of my life?
For men, what matters most! The two most important are the big head and the small head...... However, it may not be, if there is no figure, where are the big heads and small heads placed?
Xiao Xingchen has such a chaotic mind, which means that he is not fully awake in his dream!
Although those whitened legs could participate in the Miss World competition, he had no intention of appreciating them. Because, the danger of life is imminent!
Therefore, he continued to pretend to snore, thinking of a way: If I was cut off by her just now, would I still be able to enjoy the happiness of humanity?
Since she didn't cut it, shouldn't I seize the good time today if I'm going to be cut tomorrow? Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows?
Xiao Xingchen decided to dry the blue rose first, and then make a plan. The little head is also very cooperative in front of him and is firming!
Thinking of this, he quickly got up and closed the door and secured it. Immediately afterwards, he pulled Feng Yao to the bed, took off her pants, and hurriedly stuffed it inside.
"Xiao Er, you brute!" Feng Yao shook his hand while scolding.
"Ah...... How could it be you? Xiao Xingchen was completely stunned, but he still quickly dodged her mouth.
Feng Yao turned over and jumped up, buttoned up her pants, pulled the zipper, and opened the door.
Xiao Xingchen sadly covered the sheets first, and then lifted the pants!
“…… Feng Yao, what's wrong with you? ”
When Xiao Xingchen heard Jiang Yuyi's surprise question, he felt like five thunderbolts. I tried to ask Mary for help, but the silver basin was empty.
God, save me!
God is lonely Chu Tianshu, there is no response! Xiao Xingchen only fully understood at this time: it is better to seek the truth of heaven, earth, and others than to seek yourself...... I'm snoring, I'm pretending to be a nightmare!
God...... No! Myself, it seems that there is only one way to go! Pretend, pretend to be a nightmare! So, he snorted softly.
"Woo...... Sister Yuyi, I'm leaving! I'll keep this car...... Woo woo......" Feng Yao cried very unwillingly in her heart.
You stinky and shameless Xiao Er, you just come hard, you should also find a place to be quiet? Now, the old lady, Qiu Yun, Yu Yi, Ouyang Jiahui, Wang Yunyin, as well as security guards, servants and other more than 20 people, you do this, how can I meet people!
As long as you are not in the West Hill Villa, you want to be somewhere else, it's not negotiable! Xiao Er, you brute!
Jiang Yuyi felt that the problem was very strict: If Xiao Xingchen was involved in rape, it would be a crime! Without him, the detective agency will quickly disintegrate and disintegrate, and she will see if she can resolve this problem to the smallest extent! Judging from Xiao Er's bohemian and uninhibited temperament, it is entirely possible that he raped!
Jiang Yuyi was afraid that the problem would be big, and she was worried that others would hear Feng Yao's cry, so she immediately hugged her into the house, and Feng Yao leaned back, but she still pushed her in.
"Feng Yao, what's the matter, you can whisper to your sister, sister will definitely give you justice!" Behind the door, Jiang Yuyi said in her ear.
"Woo woo......" sobbed in a low voice, this was Feng Yao's answer.
"Feng Yao, don't cry for the time being, you only tell Sister Sù, have you gone in?" This "going in" is Jiang Yuyi's implicit statement, asking if there is a strong success.
Feng Yao didn't want to splash dirty water on herself, and she didn't go in, she shook her head.
"Question: What is the Cheng dù?" As soon as Jiang Yuyi heard that she hadn't gone in, she was relieved. Whether this enters or not, is the key to the problem! According to the interpretation of the law, it is only when you go in that you are raped! To say that wearing a condom in it is not rape is pure untenable bullshit!
"Woo...... Sister Yuyi, don't ask anything, I'm going back to the unit...... I don't want to explain anything! Feng Yao said in a very conflicted mood.
"How long has he been rude to you?" After all, Jiang Yuyi has a strict logical way of thinking from a soldier to a security guard. She saw that Xiao Xingchen was snoring, and felt that the problem was a little confusing. Feng Yao went to work in his room in the morning, and he had bad intentions against her, so why did he snore when this happened just now?
"Just now!"
"Just now, then why is he still snoring now?" Jiang Yuyi asked puzzled.
"He's pretending!" Villains, hooligans, brutes, bullwhips, dog whips!! Feng Yao listened to his snoring and the way his mouth was closed, pretending to be like a real snorer, and couldn't help but scold angrily in his heart! She also thinks that the dog whip in the last sentence best represents his whole person!
"If he dares to pretend, I will dare to pee for him to drink!" Jiang Yuyi couldn't tell that he was pretending to be in any way, the close coordination of his mouth, nose and eyes, and the snoring sound from his nostrils, which was sometimes heavy and sometimes light, was really real!
Therefore, Jiang Yuyi used a verbal stimulation method!
The essential difference between pretending to be asleep and not pretending to be asleep is that in the case of pretending to be asleep, the mind is awake and the ears are hearing. In the case of not pretending to be asleep, it is the opposite.
Jiang Yuyi said that the premise of peeing for him to drink is: he is awake and heard. If that were the case, he wouldn't be unresponsive in his expression. Any reaction he has will affect his breathing, his expression. Or can't help it, or turn inward, or sit up in anger.
None of the three scenarios that Jiang Yuyi imagined appeared.
"Feng Yao, if you think about it carefully, did you have a delusion?" Since Xiao Er has no doubts, then, it is worth doubting Feng Yao himself.
"Sister Yuyi, don't say it anymore! This is the car key...... Woo woo......" After Feng Yao said it, Ben urged himself to be strong, but he still cried.
"Listen to my sister and observe for a while, okay?" Jiang Yuyi was confused, although Xiao Er's whole body was a ghost, as long as he pretended, it was impossible for him not to show a little horse's feet! She didn't believe that there were people in the world who pretended to be so like.
Xiao Xingchen thought to himself: Jiang Yuyi really wants to pee for himself to drink, then of course he can't drink it, but he must seize the opportunity to take a look. Even if you look closely, it's a place of little beauty.
However, his mood is very conflicted: this pee is about personality after all...... However, at this critical time, he remembered his predecessor Master Song Jiang Song. Master Song wrote anti-poems, worried about going to prison, so he pretended to be crazy and sold stupid; And that Han Xin Han Master actually drilled through the crotch of someone's leg!
Master Song, Master Han, it was you who gave me strength at a critical time! Let me know that manly soybean curd, in any dangerous situation, must learn to endure humiliation and bear heavy burdens, lie down and taste courage. Ten years of sharpening a sword, the frost blade has never been tried......
Hey, what's going on!
"Feng Yao, you just left, but you should also make your words clear before leaving!" Jiang Yuyi was furious!
“…… Sister Yuyi, what's wrong with you? Feng Yao really didn't expect that he almost stuffed this Xiao Er just now. This turn of face, because of Xiao Er's realistic performance, Sister Yuyi didn't believe herself anymore!