The fifth and fifth strike, the elven queen is back
The second update -
Lin Bai thought that he would be criticized by the old neighbors for having a child, and even made Qianqian cry, but the result was much more than he expected, none of the old neighbors believed that it was his child, and after the Juniper Demon Sister was asked a few questions in a row, everyone affirmed that she was still a virgin, and this child was most likely brought from which orphanage.
Aunt Qin's love was the most overflowing, and she hugged the child and said: "Poor child, I don't know which parents abandoned you, but you are lucky to be picked up by Xiaobai, Xiaobai, this child has a good heart, and he will definitely raise you like a biological child in the future." β
"Hey, she's really my own daughter." Lin Bai shouted.
"Look, he really treats you as his own, little girl, and you will be happy in the future." Aunt Qin smiled and said to the child: "In the future, when you grow up, you will call me Granny Qin, just treat me as your biological mother-in-law." β
Lin Bai: "......"
Uncle Zhang took the child over and said with a smile: "In the future, I will be your own grandfather, call me Grandpa Zhang." β
Old Lady Zheng took the child over and laughed, "Then what am I going to do?" Pro-grandmother? β
Is this Nima still unreasonable? In an instant, this child became the common biological child of the old neighbors, which was simply unreasonable and frustrating.
The Juniper Flower Demon leaned over to Lin Bai with a bitter face, biting his ear and whispering, "Lord Xiaobai, the method of giving birth to children by humans seems to be completely different from our Flower Demon...... I couldn't answer any of the questions they asked me...... What should I do if my children grow up and refuse to recognize me as their biological mother? β
"Well...... Ahem......"
"Lord Xiaobai, you can teach me how to give birth to children! When I learned, I wasn't afraid of them asking. β
"I'm dizzy, what's the teaching for this?"
"That...... Actually practice it once.,Anyway, we've already used the method of the flower demon to give birth to a child.,It doesn't matter if you rehearse the human method of giving birth again.γ The flower demon bit his ear and whispered.
"Dizzy, it doesn't matter what? It's very so-called! Lin Bai almost spurted out a mouthful of blood: "That kind of thing can't be practiced casually...... For human beings, that kind of thing is very sacred. You can't just find someone to do it, you have to do it with someone who values it very much. β
"Huh? Am I a 'person who doesn't pay attention'? The Juniper Flower Demon suddenly cried sadly.
Lin Bai was startled, and almost made the child cry. hurriedly coaxed: "No, of course you are a very important family member to me, cough cough ......"
"Since it's important, can it be done?" The Juniper Flower Demon looked innocent: "Then you can teach me tonight." β
Lin Bai covered his face, not knowing what to say. But after thinking about it carefully, the white and flawless appearance of the juniper flower demon, imagining that she didn't understand anything, and let herself teach her to pose like a shy, nosebleed somehow flowed out.
After the old neighbors laughed a little, the child handed back the hand of the juniper flower demon, she carried the child back to the backyard, Lin Bai followed up to see how she took care of the child, but saw that she dug a hole in the ground, and stuffed the child back into the ground, leaving only a juniper flower on the ground...... I rub. This way of taking care of the child is really simple and rude, and the crib and other things prepared in advance are not used at all, so scared that Lin Bai almost peed......
Happy life always passes very fast, in a blink of an eye, summer is about to pass, autumn has begun to beckon to Shuangqing, the ginkgo trees on the side of the road begin to lose their leaves, but the yellow cypress trees are still evergreen...... The flat-chested policewoman suddenly fell ill.
Speaking of which, her illness has a little to do with Lin Bai. The marriage of Lin Bai and Qianqian a few days ago seems to have dealt a big blow to the flat-chested policewoman. Humans are easy creatures to touch, Lin Bai and Qianqian happily entered the palace of marriage, but the flat-chested policewoman is still alone, which makes her feel sad. She always feels depressed when she thinks that her boyfriend saves the world all day long, but has no time to spend with her.
The war in the Middle East is over, and it is the result of the efforts of the masked hero, who is happy on the one hand, but a little sad on the other. The boyfriend always puts saving the world first and thinks about the happiness of all mankind, but what about his own little family and little happiness? Why didn't he come to marry me?
When the flat-chested policewoman thought of this problem, she didn't think about tea or food, and when autumn just came, she fell ill in bed......
"Lord Xiaobai, Miss Ping had a high fever of 39.5 degrees just now, and when she was delirious, she was still muttering about the masked hero......" The one-armed woman ran to report to Lin Bai: "Full of pitiful, what are you going to do with her?" β
Lin Bai had no choice but to smile bitterly, what else could he do with this? Becoming a masked hero, it is effortless to cure her illness with superpowers, but it is useless to cure her, she will fall ill again in the blink of an eye, and her heart disease can only be cured with heart...... Lin Bai hadn't figured out how to deal with her affairs.
"Leave her alone for now." Lin Bai had no choice but to spread his hands and said, "I can't handle it." β
The one-armed woman said seriously: "The subordinates can't understand it, this kind of thing is actually very simple to deal with, isn't it?" Wouldn't it be perfect if you put on the clothes of a masked hero and go to her room, put her in a look of eighteen, and then promise to marry her? β
"How can it be so simple?" Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "Actually, my feelings for her are very subtle, if you want to say how much love you have, but if you want to say that you can ignore her feelings, I can't do it...... In this case, I can't make any promises to her lightly, it will only hurt her. And she is different from Flower Butterfly, and it is impossible for her to accept being my junior with other women. She is a very proud, independent woman, if she knew that the masked hero was Lin Bai, and there was a group of women, she would go crazy. β
The one-armed woman really couldn't understand it, so she had to keep her mouth shut.
"Anyway, you help me take good care of her, don't let her make any suicide or something like that, and I'll see her when I think clearly."
"Yes!" The one-armed woman gave a military salute: "By the way, Lord Xiaobai, I have lost to you in a bet with this arm, and now it is your thing, every time I take a shower, it feels weird to wipe the shower gel with this hand, it feels like you have touched the whole body, what should I do?" β
"I'll rub, don't ask me what to do about this kind of thing." Lin Bai Khan: "Don't just think nonsense?" β
"I'm sorry, the body of my subordinates can act according to the orders of the chief, but my mind can't even control myself, and I can't obey the commander's orders." The one-armed woman said seriously: "I really can't do it without thinking about it...... After thinking about it, the subordinates still cut off this arm, so as not to think crankily every time they take a bath. β
"Hey, you only have this one arm, if you really cut it off, you won't even be able to live in the future." Lin Bai waved his hand and said, "Forget the bet, I will give you my arm back, don't want it." β
"Admit defeat in betting, if you lose to you, it is yours, and you can't pay it back." The one-armed woman is actually very serious in this regard.
"Cut, there are many problems." Lin Bai snorted: "Then you just continue to entangle, I order you to rub your own chest with 'my hands' for half an hour when you take a shower today, hum!" β
The one-armed woman was sweating profusely and quickly fled back...... That night, when she was taking a shower, she really rubbed her chest for half an hour according to the "order", during which countless fantasies made her whole body weak and collapsed in the bathroom.
Just after the National Day, the temperature of Shuangqing began to drop suddenly, from the temperature of wearing shorts and short sleeves, to Cheng DΓΉ, who was going to wear a coat, Lin Bai could no longer wear his hanging rolling equipment, and now he also wore jeans and a casual jacket, which looked much more serious than he was in summer.
On this day, he was watering his daughter Lin Zhi in the backyard, and suddenly felt that the space was distorted, and then, a space-time door opened around him, and then, the elf queen took two maids and walked out of the space-time door slowly. After a few months, the elven queen looked more graceful and noble, the queen was compelling, but the two maids behind her were holding two huge plastic bags, and they didn't know what they contained.
Seeing Lin Bai, the queen smiled faintly and said, "Mr. Demon King, don't come unharmed?" Our elven biscuit factory has been built, and this time I brought some samples back for you to taste. She waved her hand, and the two maids put down the plastic bags in their hands, saluted, and retreated back into the space-time gate.
As soon as the two maids disappeared, the queen's attitude took a 180-degree turn, what a noble, gorgeous, queen's style and other things disappeared, and became like a little woman, she threw herself into Lin Bai's arms with a sigh, and whispered: "The concubine misses you so much......"
"Hey, don't be so duplicitous." Lin Bai straightened her, and the big sweat said: "Can't people stay the same before and after?" β
"Of course not." The queen grinned and said, "If a concubine wants to lead the elven clan, she must have a noble image, and she must not show her weak side to the clansmen." β
"Okay, let's get down to business, what's going on with the cookie factory?"
"Fortunately, I pulled a wire from your power station, and then exchanged it with diamonds, and the concubine set up two biscuit production lines in the elf village, and now it can produce elf biscuits suitable for the taste of the demon world, and there is no need for fine packaging like biscuits in the human world, you can just take a paper and wrap it and sell it for money...... Sales are very good. The queen said happily: "In a few months, the elven clan has received a lot of wealth, and now the living standards of the whole clan have improved a lot. β
Lin Bai nodded and said, "Yes, congratulations." β
The queen whispered: "The only bad thing is that it's too lonely over there, and the concubine thinks that you want to go crazy...... Will you come to the concubine's room tonight? β
Lin Bai shook his head and said with a smile: "No, I've already married a wife, and now I have to sleep with my wife every night, but I can't run around anymore, and I can only find time to go to your room during the day." β
"What? Got a wife? The queen was astonished, and the whole person was Spartan. (To be continued.) )xh118R1052