The first, fifteenth, sixth, and confessional

Today is a cloudy day, and after two days of sunny weather, it suddenly became cloudy, and it felt very comfortable, so my father-in-law decided to add more! My father-in-law is working so hard, and the book friends give a monthly ticket.

Life has returned to the daily routine again, and the old street is as calm as ever, and a few days have passed in a blink of an eye.

The business of Iceberg Beauty's small barbecue stall is getting better and better, but the business of her mobile phone shop is getting worse and worse, and later, at about five o'clock in the afternoon, she closed the mobile phone shop early to sell barbecue, and did not rest until two or three o'clock in the evening. So I couldn't get out of bed the next morning, and the mobile phone store didn't open until noon...... Now Lin Bai can't figure out whether she is selling mobile phones or barbecue.

Recently, Fierce Lori often comes to play with Lin Bai, pestering Lin Bai to accompany her shopping, going to the aquarium, going to the amusement park, and watching movies...... If it weren't for her young age, the old neighbors would still think that the two were procrastinating. Lin Bai doesn't like to play with the little girl very much, but this little girl is a big benefactor, and with her you can enjoy all kinds of snacks for free, and rub into all kinds of high-end meals, such as the teppanyaki of "Ali and Ed", Lin Bai has never eaten it before, but now that he has eaten it, he feels that he is instantly superior.

Qianqian's Internet café business has been on the right track, the business is booming every day, and now she can earn more than 70,000 yuan a month, she secretly saved the money, and planned to use it when she married Lin Bai in the future, she made a very long-term planning map, on this planning map, Lin Bai doesn't need to do anything, just eat and wait for death, she will work hard to make money in business, so that he can live a carefree life. She seems to have gotten something wrong, and this kind of thing should normally be done by men.

Wenwen joined several "Masked Heroes Ribbon Society" and became an active member of the club, singing songs praising masked heroes with a group of girls every day. If the newspaper or TV said bad things about the masked hero, Wenwen would entangle a group of young girls to rush to the door of the TV station and block the door of the house and curse all day. The so-called one pink top ten black, this group of girls is now even more terrifying than the gangsters.

Flower Butterfly helped Lin Bai take over an advertising business, and this time the employer was "Li Lin brand sports equipment". An advertising fee of 200,000 yuan was offered to ask the masked hero to shoot an advertisement for a golf club. For this kind of rich people play the sport. Lin Bai's big * silk expresses deep contempt...... But with 200,000 yuan in advertising money as a stepping stone, no matter how despicable the business is, he will happily do it.

When it came to the golf course where the advertisement was filmed, Lin Bai only now Li Lin Company also invited a big star to co-star with him in the advertisement, this big star is the captain of Huaxia who has been in the limelight recently, oh, that is, the flat-chested policewoman, Miss Ping.

Miss Ping was scolded by the "experts" some time ago, saying that her fighting ability was too weak. The anti-detection ability is not enough, and the criminals blew up Tahrir Square and lost the face of the people's police right under her nose.

But when she carried a shield to attack Lanjia Village and beat the Winter Soldier, public opinion instantly turned around. One by one, the "experts" refuted the previous narrative and praised her. said that she is a good policeman of the people, a good father and a good daughter, and she can walk on her fist and run a train on her arm...... And her last defeat was also said to be "deliberately showing weakness to the enemy." in order to confuse the criminals and spy on the nests of the criminals", anyway, the experts do not want to be disciplined. His discipline is worse than that of a certain father-in-law.

The flat-chested policewoman became popular in an instant, and the limelight caught up with the hottest masked hero recently, of course, it is still a little worse than the masked hero, after all, the masked hero has released several videos, but she has only released one. But she also has her own advantageous side, the masked hero appears masked in the video, but the flat-chested policewoman is not masked and wears a heroic police uniform. Chang Piaopiao, her pure face conquered the hearts of countless young men. Of course, most men expressed regret for her boobs. But there are also some special lovers, such as the Poor Milk Lovers Alliance, who worship the flat-chested policewoman and respectfully call her the leader.

The fame of the flat-chested policewoman is chasing the star, and the advertising salary is also rising, this time she was invited to shoot an advertisement with the masked hero, and she can get 100,000 yuan in advertising fees, of course, 20,000 yuan will be paid to Hua Butterfly as her brokerage fee.

Lin Bai waved the golf club with both hands, made a hitting motion, and then turned around and smiled at the camera: "Li Lin brand golf club, the choice of the rich and handsome!" ”

The flat-chested policewoman next to her also shot a shot, then turned around, put one hand on Lin Bai's shoulder, and pointed to the camera with the other: "You deserve it!" ”

The two said together: "Li Lin brand golf clubs, let you enjoy the joy of victory." ”

"Cards!" The director shouted, "That's it." ”

"Call it a day!"

Photographers, art directors, and staff from the props team rushed over in a swarm, surrounding Lin Bai and the policewoman.

"Masked Hero, I'm your fan, can you sign me?"

"Masked hero, can I take a picture with you?"

"Captain Huaxia, you are my favorite, I like you so much."

These photographers are usually used to seeing big stars, even popular idols like Chen Xi and Zhang Zhizhi, they will not be so excited, but when they change to masked heroes and Captain Huaxia, they are as excited as if they have been beaten with chicken blood, and they just finished filming the advertisement, and they were so excited that they were incoherent. Because stars like Chen Xi and Zhang Zhizhi are artificially created, although they have beautiful faces, acting skills, and certain singing skills, these attributes are incomparably awesome in the eyes of ordinary people, but they are all fake in the eyes of photographers.

Masked heroes are different from people like Captain Huaxia, even if they have no acting skills, no beautiful faces, and can't sing, this does not prevent them from becoming stars. Their strength is there, their real skills, real idols, they don't rely on unspoken rules, they don't need to sleep with the director, which is not many times smarter than the stars they have created.

It took a lot of effort for the two to sign their names. Looking up, a large group of reporters rushed over.

At first, a reporter was dedicated to writing gossip and lace news, and the microphone was stuffed in front of Lin Bai, and he asked in a fast voice: "Mr. Masked Hero, it's not the first time that you and Miss Huaxia have cooperated, and before they cooperated to shoot this advertisement, you also participated in the battle of Lanjia Village together." Having defeated the Winter Soldier and the Hydra Legion together, do you have a good personal relationship? ”

Lin Bai said: "That's right, I am friends with Miss Captain Huaxia. ”

The gossip reporter hit the snake on the pole: "Are you and Miss Captain Huaxia in love?" ”

"What?" Lin Bai was taken aback by the question. Nima, how did he come up with such a problem? You can't talk nonsense about this: "They all say we're just friends." What's the matter with you guy? ”

The reporter saw that Lin Bai did not let go, and his face was blocked by a mask, he couldn't see his expression, and it was not easy to break through, so he asked the flat-chested policewoman instead: "May I ask Miss Captain Huaxia, what do you think of Mr. Masked Hero?" ”

The flat-chested policewoman thought for a while before saying, "He is very good, strong, brave, kind, gentle, and an ideal man." ”

Lin Bai felt very frightened. Is this me?

The gossip reporter was suddenly as excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood: "That is to say, does Miss Captain Huaxia like Mr. Masked Hero?" ”

The flat-chested policewoman calmly faced the camera and said loudly: "Yes, I like him!" ”

"I'm!" Miss Liu lost her temper at the TV: "Is there any mistake, having a Qianqian as a competitor already makes me feel tricky, and now there is a flat-chested policewoman?" I didn't dare to confess, but she dared? Well, I'll see how you are defeated under Qianqian. ”

"I'm!" Wenwen was also angry at the TV: "The masked hero is mine, no one will give it, I want to give him a child." This flat-chested woman is so shameless that she actually robbed my man. ”

Qianqian said angrily beside her: "Wenwen, he doesn't seem to have become your man yet, right?" You're too nymphomaniac. Heroes like this are not something that little girls can count on. I don't know how many people like him...... It's too far away, the gap is too big, and it's still the best and most compatible with my Xiaobai. ”

On the scene here, the gossip reporter handed the microphone to Lin Bai's mouth again: "Mr. Masked Hero, did you hear that?" Miss Captain Huaxia just confessed to you, what do you have to say? ”

Lin Bai picked his head, this was the first time he had been confessed in his life. Qianqian has never confessed, because it is all in the word. Miss Liu didn't confess either, because she was embarrassed. I can't wipe my face. Iceberg Beauty has not confessed either, because she believes that she is not qualified to confess.

Lin Bai had no experience in dealing with beautiful women's confessions to herself. I didn't want to say hurtful things in front of a group of reporters, so I had to cover my face with my hands and say, "I suddenly remembered...... Forgot to brush your teeth when you woke up in the morning! After speaking, his body rose to the sky. Disappeared into the clouds with a whoosh.

The gossip reporter faced the camera and said with a smile: "When asked about the relationship with Captain Huaxia, Mr. Masked Hero was shy, and he ran away, like a young man who has not yet opened his love." ”

Countless female fans in front of the TV fell to the ground drunk, and Wenwen collapsed on the sand and swayed: "Ah, the masked hero is so cute, he even looks so handsome when he runs away, and the shy little handsome guy is so lovely......"

Qianqian took a pillow and patted her head gently: "Fool, nymphomania! ”

Lin Bai flew around the sky twice, and finally calmed down, and when he returned home, he saw that something was wrong at home...... Half of the furnishings in the living room were gone, and a large pit had been dug in the cleared place, and the pit was actually filled with water, and the witch sat on the edge of the pool, soaking a pair of white jade feet in the water.

Lin Bai was taken aback: "I'll wipe it, who will dig a pool in the living room?" Are you crazy? ”

The female demon king smiled and said, "This is not ordinary water, it is a hot spring!" The king dug more than 4,000 meters deep obliquely into the ground, and finally dug through the spring. The hot springs from deep underground are rich in minerals that nourish the skin. ”

Lin Bai wiped a handful on his forehead, which was full of beads of sweat: "What do you mean...... You dug up a hot spring at home? ”

The female demon king was very proud: "Fortunately, you don't live in a high-rise building, only living in a bungalow can you have the conditions for digging hot springs, hahahaha, this house is down-to-earth, down-to-earth hahahaha." ”

There is no reason to talk about this neurotic woman, Lin Bai really wants to go to the kitchen to find a piece of bacon and slap her face, or drag her to a small black room to spoil her, but unfortunately most of them are not her opponents now, so she has to swallow the humiliation and attack with words: "Spoof is not like this?" Who's living room has a hot spring? It's not a human thing. ”

"This king is not a human in the first place!"

“……”

Miss Liu happened to be a guest at home, she was very depressed after watching the live TV, and wanted to talk to Lin Bai more, brush up on the zài feeling, and consolidate her position in his mind, but she was surprised to see the strange situation in Lin Bai's living room: "Oh, how can there be a hot spring here?" ”

So the female demon king said triumphantly: "We have a hot spring at home, do you want to soak together?" ”

"Of course!"

The two women went up to the second floor to change into swimsuits and then soaked in the hot spring pool.

There were two women in the living room of his house soaking in the hot springs, and after Lin Bai was depressed for ten seconds, he also went upstairs to change his swimming trunks and soaked in. Life is like rape, you have to know how to enjoy it when you can't resist it...... Don't always compete with yourself.

Soaking in a small hot spring pool with two women felt very ambiguous. Especially the two women are very beautiful and have perfect figures. A black swimsuit like a devil, a white swimsuit like an angel, there is nothing that a man can hold on to in this situation.

Lin Bai stretched out his hand and touched it under the water, and the place where the tentacle was was a slippery and tender thigh, and he didn't know if it was the female demon king or Miss Liu. Touched it several times with her forehand and backhand, Miss Liu's pretty face turned red and jumped out of the pool, she didn't scream loudly, nor did she slap Lin Bai, but she was so ashamed that she couldn't see anyone, and staged a swimsuit to run away, fortunately, Miss Liu was still a very reserved woman, and she didn't run directly to the street, but ran to the second floor.

Two hours later......

Lin Bai's house was lively, and the old neighbors came one after another and soaked in one after another...... Lin Bai's living room is not big, the hot spring pool originally only occupied half of the living room, after squeezing more than a dozen people in, there were only people left in the hot spring pool, and they were almost out of water.

When Lin Bai was a child, he read a story called a crow drinking water, saying that the crow saw a glass bottle, and only half a bottle of water in it could not be drunk, so the crow found a small stone and threw it in, and the water level was raised a little bit, and then found a small stone and threw it in, and the water level was raised a little more, and then the crow finally drank water. If the crow had filled the bottle with stones, he would have known that the water had overflowed and there was not even a drop to drink.

The old neighbors felt very angry, and finally dug out the hot spring, but they couldn't even fit a few old neighborhoods, what kind of hot spring is this?

"Expand! Must be expanded! "This is the highest instruction given by Old Lady Zheng.

"I also think it should be expanded!" What the female demon king said is also unchangeable.

"Who owns the vacant land behind Xiaobai's house?" Old Lady Zheng asked.

"Granny Zheng, that piece of land belongs to my family." Qianqian hurriedly stood up and said: "When my parents were still alive, that piece of land was my family's yard for raising chickens, and it has been barren for the past few years, and I didn't care about it after the courtyard wall fell. (To be continued)

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