Chapter 247: I Decided to Learn the Tao at the Age of Eighty
Wu Zhen thought to himself, these two living treasures must have done a lot of bullshit things together. Li Mantun is not afraid of ghosts, but he is probably lazy. Or Zhang Qiusheng asked Li Mantun to do something unreliable, and Li Mantun excused himself for fear of ghosts.
Wu Zhen suddenly said: "Lao Zhang, if you learn the Tao, I'm afraid you will come faster than us." You have a higher understanding than us, and your personality is free and unfettered, and you are the most suitable for learning the Tao. ”
Wu Yan and Li Xiuying were taken aback, could it be that Wu Zhen wanted to pull Zhang Qiusheng into the Liu family? The Liu and Li families did have the intention of pulling Zhang Qiusheng, and even did not hesitate to ask them to get close to Zhang Qiusheng. The two girls couldn't help but think in their hearts, what's so good about this guy? Talking nonsense all day long, still flowing in and out of the crooked door, acting lawlessly, smoking, drinking, stealing chickens and touching dogs. That is, relying on a little cleverness to learn better than others. That is, relying on his martial arts, others can just beat him. That is, it will engage in speculation, just a few more money than ordinary people.
The two girls felt awkward in their hearts since their family asked them to get close to Zhang Qiusheng. This awkwardness began to look for Zhang Qiusheng's shortcomings, and took a magnifying glass to find it carefully. Zhang Qiusheng has too many problems, it is very easy to find, and there is no need to use a magnifying glass at all. Then they magnified these shortcomings infinitely, and later Zhang Qiusheng became a wicked and heinous villain.
A while ago, it didn't matter if Zhang Qiusheng wasn't around, after all, out of sight and out of mind. Zhang Qiusheng came back today, and he didn't feel anything at first. Zhang Qiusheng has no inextricable Liangzi between them, let alone the hatred of killing his father and taking his wife. In the past, it could even be said that the relationship was very good, and Zhang Qiusheng was very cooperative with their work.
It's infuriating that this guy asks for money as soon as they meet. Well, Wu Yan and Li Xiuying are both good-tempered girls, and they always find their shortcomings from themselves first. If you owe money, you have to pay it back, so if you want it, you have to give money, and you should give a clear word if you don't want it. They know that, but you can't ask for it later! Door-to-door debt collection early in the morning, are you Huang Shiren or Zhou Papi! You're also a member of the first class of high school, right? I've never seen such a slamming door and seeing money so open.
But as soon as the morning reading class was finished, Zhang Qiusheng opened up Sun Buwu's meridians and broke through the release of true qi. This, this, that, whether it is cultivating truth or practicing martial arts, this is equivalent to the grace of recreation.
This love Wu Yan must remember, because Sun Buwu is her person. Li Xiuying should also remember this feeling, because Li Mantun also enjoyed the same treatment, even earlier than Sun Buwu. What their family couldn't do in every possible way, Zhang Qiusheng easily did it, and they were shocked by the peak of this guy's martial arts cultivation. I admire Zhang Qiusheng for not having a bit of arrogance and arrogance, and he doesn't take this matter seriously at all.
They decided to forgive Zhang Qiusheng, after all, such a talent is indeed rare, and such a mind is even more rare. Compared to his abilities, those shortcomings can only be regarded as a small section.
But this guy's noon cousin made the two girls angry, what are you doing in this mess. Are you the class leader, or are we the class leader? The reward and punishment system in the class is up to you?
We set up a company for experience and to exercise our talents. Money is just a measure of our achievements, not a goal. He's good, boys make money to go to college to pick up girls, and girls to buy cosmetics. also said nonsense that girls don't stink if they don't rub alabaster and toilet water, and this girl never uses these and doesn't stink on them, which is simply insulting.
Also, put him in charge of the chorus. What songs did he teach his classmates to sing? That little grass is okay, although it's not too motif, but it's also positive and healthy in content. But the whole "Everyone's Bang Bang" was inexplicable, and the whole class was stupid by him. You can't say anything about him yet. This guy nailed people to death with words at the beginning, and listened to the command when he acted, and deducted money and points if he didn't listen to the command. If the squad leader has less shares in the company than others, how will he work in the future?
Damn Zhang Qiusheng. New hatreds and old hatreds have sprung up in the hearts of the two girls again. Zhang Qiusheng's divine horse merits have all become floating clouds, and the rest are reinstated and unforgivable.
Li Xiuying looked at Wu Yan sympathetically. thought to himself, if Zhang Qiusheng entered the Liujia Mountain Gate, Wu Yanke would be affected. Fortunately, Xiao Qi didn't pull this guy into the Li family's mountain gate, Xiao Qi did a better job, and he was quite sure. How did she know that Li Mantun had tested Zhang Qiusheng when he was still in Ukraine, and was fooled by Zhang Qiusheng.
Wu Yan was complaining about his brother in his heart at this time. My brother was damaged by Zhang Qiusheng, and he didn't know the smell anymore. If this guy enters the mountain gate of the Liu family, or the chickens and dogs of the Liu family will be unsafe for people and animals, he will not be called Zhang Qiusheng.
Wu Yan secretly made up her mind that as long as Zhang Qiusheng entered her house, she would definitely stare at him. Anyway, when he enters the mountain gate, he can be regarded as a real cultivator, and then he can use Taoism to deal with him. Hmph, with martial arts, I will beat you, and with Taoism, I will make your life worse than death. I'm going to blast you seven times or eight times a day with the thunder in my palm; Sacrifice the god of Liuding and Liujia, and beat you seven or eight times a day; Sacrifice the Djinn God again, grab you in mid-air and throw you down. Then sacrifice to the night wandering god, so that you can't sleep well and become a trance of the gods. Learning? You're a big-headed ghost!
Wu Yan searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, as long as Zhang Qiusheng entered the door of the Liu family, he would call him worse than death. Zhang Qiusheng lived up to her good intentions, he said: "I don't learn the Tao of Laoshizi for the time being. Originally, I wanted to study after the age of fifty, but now that you are all so hard, I decided to extend the time by twenty years and wait until I am seventy. No, let's wait for thirty years, and wait until I'm eighty years old. ”
If Zhang Qiusheng doesn't learn the Tao, then he won't enter the Liujia Mountain Gate, and Wu Yan should be happy. But Wu Yan was disappointed. I've worked so hard to recruit you, but you didn't take the bait? How can I feel embarrassed by this? This guy is slippery, more slippery than a loach. Wu Yan secretly scolded Zhang Qiusheng in his heart, a big slippery head, a big villain.
How does Wu Zhen know what his sister thinks? Still persuaded bitterly: "Actually, learning the Tao is also very fun. When you have nothing to do, meditate on the mysteries of the Heavenly Dao and pursue the supreme Dao. Abandon the troubles of the world and do nothing. It doesn't have to be a positive result, joy is all in the process of pursuit. ”
Zhang Qiusheng was unmoved, and said: "I'm a person who is very active and not quiet, so I like the disturbances of the world. Ask me to touch the deep mountains and old forests to cultivate, I can't do it. At least not at the moment, wait until you are 80 years old. Until then, I'm going to enjoy life. I want to eat all the good things in the world and play all the fun things in the world. Married seven or eight times or ten times, and divorced from seven or eight ten times of marriage. He raised a dozen or twenty sons and daughters, thirty or forty grandchildren.
Then, one day when I was eighty years old, I would touch my little grandson's head and say, "Son, grandpa has gone to the mountains to learn the Tao, which is called living to learn from old age." From now on you treat me as dead, but not dead. But you don't have to do anything first, you don't have to go to the crematorium to hold a memorial service, you don't need to arrange a mourning hall at home, and you don't need to hold an urn for any burial ceremony. How good do you think, how trouble-free, how environmentally friendly, and how easy it is to change customs?
If one day I become an immortal, I will take you to heaven to play. One person has attained the Tao and the chicken dog ascends to heaven. It's always okay for me to attain enlightenment alone and lead others to heaven, right? Sanqing Dao Ancestor also has to be reasonable, right? He said that he was happy, and he did not look at the faces of others.
Wu Zhen and Li Mantun are used to his nonsense, and even often talk together. But the two girls had never heard such deviant words. Wu Yan and Li Xiuying's faces turned green with anger, what is this! He will marry seven or eight or ten times, and then he will get married and then divorce. It is really unheard of to go to the Tao at the age of eighty to learn the Tao again. The two girls couldn't understand what kind of master Zhang Qiusheng was, and how he could teach such an apprentice!
Li Xiuying couldn't help but say: "By the time you are eighty years old, I'm afraid your master will be dead, right?" Where else are you learning? As soon as these words came out, Li Xiuying and the other three people were taken aback. Not to mention the cultivation realm, even in ordinary rivers and lakes, these words can be regarded as a curse master. Anyone has a reason to fight for you, and if you are beaten, it will be in vain, and no one will support you morally. Unless both the master and the apprentice are heinous and everyone is punished. And Zhang Qiusheng's master, you haven't even seen it, so you curse people to death, this truth can't be explained anywhere.
Wu Yan quietly moved closer to Li Xiuying, in case Zhang Qiusheng jumped up and wanted to fight, he could also help her, and the chance of winning between the two of them was always a little bigger.
The two girls raised their hearts to their throats, but Zhang Qiusheng didn't care at all, he said, "No, right? He lived for such a long time and didn't die, and he would die just if I learned the Tao? "Zhang Qiusheng is not a heartless person, and he is just joking when he says this. Because Zhang Daohan doesn't know how many times he has died, it really doesn't matter to him whether he dies or not. The four grandparents are now double sealed in the flesh of the primordial gods, and it is impossible to die as long as they don't cross the tribulation.
Besides, he is neither a person in the cultivation circle, nor is he mixed in the rivers and lakes, so he doesn't know these rules well. In the above two circles, if others insult the master, even if they are not angry in their hearts, they must pretend to be angry, and they must shout and kill desperately, otherwise others will say that you are not filial. Things on the rivers and lakes are sometimes so contradictory.
The girls' calculations fell. Zhang Qiusheng continued: "Actually, I guess my master will never die. And guess why? This is an almost idiot, everyone wants their master to live a long life and never die. But is that possible? Even if you cultivate to the Yuan Infant, you will only live longer, and you will die in the end. Unless it can really soar in the daylight. But then you can't be considered a person, that's an immortal.
Seeing that no one answered him, Zhang Qiusheng said to himself: "I looked at the master's ID card, which was born on February 31. You say that the earth turns well on other people, and when it turns on his old man, it turns three more times, do you think this is strange? ”