The second eighty-eight attack, pretending to be a god and a ghost to cure the disease
The second update -
It's too quiet in the sanatorium, there's not much fun, Old Man Peng looks at the doctor and fights, it's also fun, "Old Man Le" This kind of thing can be born in various situations, anyway, his disease is a terminal illness that can't be cured, although it is not fatal, but it annoys people to death, and dead horses are live horse doctors. (
The old man put on an attitude of "just come to treat me", but his personal doctor didn't dare to make a mistake, and stepped forward and asked Lin Bai in a low voice: "What is your internal strength treatment method?" Are there any side effects? Will it endanger the health of the general? I would like to kindly warn you that if you can't be cured, it's nothing, but if you make the general sick, or catch some other disease, you won't end well. ”
"Alright, no problem!" Lin Bai smiled heartlessly.
At this time, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps in the distance, and it turned out to be a middle-aged fat man running back, still holding a lot of messy things in his hands, Taoist robes, peach wood swords, and rune paper...... This is what Lin Bai asked him to prepare just now, it's hard for this fat man to get things so quickly, but ...... That sword doesn't look like a peach wood no matter how it looks, it is estimated that he went to a funeral home just now, and bought a wooden sword casually in the funeral dragon at the door.
"What you want is ready!" The middle-aged fat man angrily handed these things into Lin Bai's hands: "You can't say that I don't prepare medical equipment for the general." ”
"Okay, you're very well prepared!" Lin Bai's stomach was about to hurt with laughter, but he pretended to have a serious expression on his face.
He picked up the robe and looked at it, pretending to put it on his body. Then take it off again and put it away. The crowd of onlookers didn't know what he was doing, and their eyes widened, and some people who were very dismissive of feudal superstition inevitably felt a little disdainful in their hearts, and he was pretending to be a ghost. Lin Bai picked up the peachwood sword and swung it twice. Suddenly, he slashed at the stone table next to him......
Everyone originally planned to see the wooden sword being broken by the stone table, but they didn't expect that the stone table was cut in half by Lin Bai's sword, which was easier than cutting tofu, Lin Bai swung the wooden sword several times, and the stone table was cut into seventeen or eighteen pieces, broken all over the ground. He made a gesture to retract his sword, and said with a long breath, "It's okay." Today's skill is relatively pure, and the effect attached to the sword body is good, and the effect will be even better when healing diseases for a while. ”
Everyone: "......"
"I rub. Really? This Nima ...... Is there really internal strength? ”
"The stone table can't be fake, right? Prop table? ”
"You fart, that's the stone table in our nursing home, it's been here for a few years, and Lao Tzu has sat at the stone table for lunch. How could it be fake? ”
"I rub. Internal force flying flowers everywhere and picking leaves can also hurt people, and it turns out to be true that the wood sword sharpens iron like mud. ”
"It's so mysterious!"
The doctors began to talk to each other, it turned out that many people didn't believe that Lin Bai had the ability, but after seeing him show his hand, they all believed three points. Even the middle-aged fat man's face was unnatural, of course the stone table was real, and the wooden sword was indeed a wooden sword, both of which were handled by the middle-aged fat man. Of course he knew it wouldn't be a magic prop.
General Peng was also interested, and said happily: "It's so interesting! That's amazing. ”
Lin Bai finally understood why ancient people liked to watch people juggle on the streets. It turns out that modern people also like to watch it, he waved the wooden sword and slashed indiscriminately, the stone tables and chairs were cut by him one after another, and even a water-spraying rockery next to it was cut off by Lin Bai in half. A few times, he deliberately swung his sword in front of the middle-aged fat man, and the fat man was so frightened that he crawled away.
Chopping things indiscriminately is conducive to venting feelings, and after Lin Bai finished venting, he was in a very comfortable mood, and threw the wooden sword to the side casually: "Okay, what kind of robes are these, things like wooden swords can be taken and thrown away." ”
The middle-aged fat man was furious: "Didn't you say that you want to use these things as medical devices?" Are you going to throw it away before you start treatment? ”
Lin Bai spread his hands and said: "I use them to treat my own mood and let my thoughts flow, which can be regarded as medical equipment." ”
Middle-aged fat man: "......"
The fat man was tricked now, but there was no way, he didn't dare to make a mistake in front of General Peng, and he didn't get angry, so he had to look at Lin Bai hatefully.
Lin Bai said: "Next, I'm going to treat General Peng, Dean Huang, you know what I need to treat my illness, right?" ”
Dean Huang immediately stood up and said, "I know! A small room is needed, and a curtain is hung in the middle of the room to divide it in half, and you work inside, and General Peng waits outside for treatment. ”
is worthy of Dean Huang, who has worked with Lin Bai for more than a year, people are smart, and they don't need Lin Bai to say what he wants. The middle-aged fat man was forced to go to the room again, and a large group of onlookers followed him.
Dean Huang approached Lin Bai's side and said in a low voice: "Doctor Lin, when you treat General Peng for a while, please deliberately delay the time, don't cure him in the blink of an eye." ”
"Why? Isn't that a waste of my time? Lin Bai said.
Dean Huang said in a low voice: "You are high-spirited, and some villains don't know how to figure it out. Think about it, if you cure your illness too quickly and easily, others will not take your labor seriously, and they will not cherish the fruits of your labor. If you have been cured for a long time and your appearance is very painful, others will know how much effort you have made, and how grateful it is to be cured by you, so ...... You're deliberately procrastinating. ”
I see! Lin Bai thought about it carefully, it made sense, although he didn't like to engage in this kind of fake, but in order to stop being annoyed by people like middle-aged fat people in the future, it was still necessary to perform.
Entering the small room, Lin Bai sat behind the curtain, and General Peng's wheelchair was placed outside the curtain. A large group of doctors stared at the curtain with wide eyes, wanting to see what Lin Bai was doing inside. Lin Bai didn't actually do anything, he just took out his underwear and put it on, then waved his hand, released a healing ability, and cured General Peng through the curtain.
Before the change, Lin Bai should have lifted the curtain and walked out, and then announced that the patient could go, but he thought of what Dean Huang said and decided to play a little longer. So he took off his underwear and hid it, and said to the outside of the curtain: "I'm going to start working now." ”
"Oh? Finally done? ”
Lin Bai screamed a few times, waved his hands and feet he, and made a lot of "gong" actions learned from movies and television, deliberately made the movements very big, and kicked the curtain open several times, and the people outside took advantage of the moment when the curtain was kicked open, and saw Lin Bai gritting his teeth and "gong" inside, looking like he was in pain, and the sweat of soybeans flowed down his face.
After a long time, Lin Bai took a long breath and walked out from behind the curtain: "Huh, fortunately, I haven't disgraced my life, I've done it, it's just that I'm overlucky, and now I'm tired, I can't talk to you anymore, I have to go back to Shuangqing to recuperate for a while, and I can't treat others anymore for the time being......"
"Really cured?" The doctors saw that General Peng's personal doctor half-squatted down and whispered to the general, "General, how do you feel now?" ”
"Well, that's good!" General Peng waved his hands and feet and said happily: "It feels very good, I seem to ...... I won't shake it, but it's not very accurate, so I have to do a full body check. ”
"Yes, yes, let's go for a full body check-up." The personal doctor pushed General Peng's wheelchair and ran, and General Peng's voice came from the corridor: "Young man, thank you for helping me heal, whether it is cured or not, it depends on your hard work, and the old man also remembers your affection." ”
Lin Bai thought to himself: The method that Dean Huang said is really reliable, if I can cure him with a casual wave of my hand, without these later performances, this old man will definitely not say the last sentence, tsk, it seems that there is a lot of knowledge in being a person.
raised his feet and wanted to leave, but Lin Bai was stopped by the middle-aged fat man: "Don't be in a hurry!" ”
"What?" Lin Baiqi said: "I cured General Peng's illness, don't you dare to run away?" Aren't you afraid of being slapped in the face by me but moving forward? ”
The middle-aged fat man snorted: "Who knows if you are really cured or fake?" In case the test finds out that not only did you not cure the disease, but caused General Peng's condition to worsen, I will sue you for practicing medicine without a license, and I want Shuangjiang Hospital to apologize to the media immediately, hmph, I want to leave now, how can it be so easy? ”
How did this fat man die so fast! Lin Bai felt funny, and Dean Huang was also secretly happy in his heart: Wow, you have to kill yourself, you really can't live, this time I have to slap you in the face. If you have a better attitude towards Doctor Lin at this time, maybe you can remedy it, but you still treat him as a barefoot doctor at this time, and General Peng will come back after the examination for a while, so he will have to take you under the knife.
The two were not in a hurry to leave, and waited while sitting in the living room of the nursing home.
There are a lot of inspection items, and they can't finish it for a while, and the two of them are bored, so they take out their mobile phones to play online. Lin Bai contacted the female demon king on **: "Wife, my husband is now in the imperial capital and has bought you a lot of delicious things." ”
"Oh? Got something delicious? The female demon king was overjoyed: "Take a quick photo and take a look." ”
Lin Bai pointed his mobile phone at the roast duck in the imperial capital, clicked a picture, and uploaded it to the female demon king.
The drooling voice of the female demon king came from the **: "My husband is dead, I know that I can only watch and not eat, and I still show such a good thing to others." ”
"Hahaha, there's something even better." Lin Bai aimed at the silver silk roll again and snapped a picture.
The sound of saliva literally converged into a river.
"And ......" Lin Bai took another picture of the imperial capital preserved fruit......
After this photo was taken, there was no sound over there, Lin Bai picked up the phone and shook it twice, and said strangely: "Huh? Is there no signal on your phone? Why didn't my wife speak? ”
As soon as the words fell, Lin Bai felt a burst of magic permeating, the door of the living room turned into a portal, and the female demon king stepped in from the portal and appeared in front of Lin Bai. (To be continued!)
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