Chapter 002: Women Are Tigers!

At the foot of the steps of the hall, there is a platform, and in the middle is a huge, multi-layered incense burner, where some pilgrims light incense and bow to all sides. Then, he silently made a wish in front of the incense burner, and then threw the incense into the incense burner.

In an instant, the smoke filled the air, and the smell of incense and candles wafted through the air.

Walking into the Daxiong Treasure Hall, Ying Shijing asked, "Kexin, what wish did you make?" ”

Tang Kexin was surprised: "Can you say such a thing as making a wish?" Say it, and it won't shine. ”

"Who said that? Speak up and tell me. ”

"Lao Tzu...... Hey, I want a boyfriend......"

Suddenly, the Buddha on the lotus throne spoke and asked, "What kind of boyfriend do you want?" ”

"Huh?"

Tang Kexin was startled, and everyone's eyes fell on her, which made her excited and excited: "Sister Ying, you ...... Did you hear that? The Buddha has appeared. ”

Ying Shijing stared at the Buddha and looked at it, and was also a little confused: "Then you talk about it again, see what the Buddha says." ”

Tang Kexin nodded again and again, and said loudly: "I want to find a boyfriend who is handsome, can make money, and is capable." When I'm unhappy, he makes me happy, and when I'm happy, he accompanies me to be happy...... Buddha, you say, will my boyfriend appear? ”

"Yes."

"Really? So when will he show up? ”

"Immediately!"

Suddenly, from behind the Buddha, a childish little monk jumped out, and he said loudly: "My name is Liu Haotian, let's meet again." ”

This color monk is really a ghost!

With so many people watching, Tang Kexin couldn't get off the stage anymore, and said angrily: "Liu Haotian? You get away from Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is here to find a boyfriend, what does it have to do with you? ”

Liu Haotian was a little depressed: "I am the kind of person who is handsome, can make money, and has the ability......"

"You're insane, aren't you?"

"I'm normal, I'm really good for you."

"You ......"

Tang Kexin was angry and anxious, grabbed the sun umbrella, smashed it down according to Liu Haotian, and shouted: "I think it's suitable for you......"

Ying Shijing grabbed Tang Kexin, couldn't hold back her laughter, and persuaded: "Kexin, forget it?" I think he might really have a mental problem, so let's go somewhere else. ”

"Okay."

Tang Kexin and Ying Shijing turned around and left.

finally found a wife, and just watched them leave, Liu Haotian was really unwilling. Don't look at Ying Shijing didn't say a few words, but Liu Haotian liked her the most. People say,. A woman with a big stock can give birth to a son, and a woman with a big breast...... That Ying Shijing is the best candidate for a wife.

Liu Haotian hurriedly came up again, stopped them sideways, and asked Tang Kexin: "Are you unwilling to marry me?" ”

"Nonsense."

"Okay, okay, then I'll be relieved."

Liu Haotian fell on Ying Shijing's body and asked, "What's your name?" I want you to be my wife. If you think this is too abrupt, we can take a moment to understand. However, I am now short on time and have a lot of work to ......."

Before Ying Shijing could speak, Tang Kexin became angry and shouted, "What do you mean? Are you still relieved? ”

Liu Haotian was very practical and nodded: "I was looking for a wife, so that she could give me a son." Looking at your posture, it is estimated that it is...... Enough to choke. ”

"How can you choke enough? Lao Tzu is also a woman! ”

"Uh...... I really don't see it. ”

From his eyes, Tang Kexin could also see that she was just a little flat? This is the most taboo thing for her. Now, in her opinion, it was a great insult. From the foot of the mountain, climbing all the way to the Daxiong Hall of Baohua Temple, she was already tired enough, and she was a little angry in her heart. Now, it has finally erupted completely, just like the Yellow River bursting, out of control.

Whew! She picked up the sun umbrella and hit him all the way.

There were a lot of people, Liu Haotian dodged and said loudly: "Don't be too excited, don't be too excited......"

At this time, a monk with five big shoulders and three thick waists ran over and shouted: "Senior Brother Haotian, the host of Kongjian has something urgent to find you, you should hurry over." ”

"Sibao, what's the matter? I'm busy looking for my wife......"

"Grandma is a bear, I don't know what's going on, but the host said that it was 100,000 urgent. Ah, there are a few chicken feathers. ”

"Chicken feather letter? This old fellow. ”

Liu Haotian said to Ying Shijing: "Wife, you wait for me here for a while, and I will come back immediately." ”

This person, why is this like this? One wife and one wife, Ying Shijing's face was flushed with shame, and she was a little embarrassed. And Tang Kexin was even more furious, with her teeth and claws, and pounced on Liu Haotian again. Good men don't fight women! Liu Haotian didn't know how to see her in general, and he ran away without a shadow in three or two clicks.

Soon, he came to a courtyard behind the Daxiong Treasure Hall, pushed the door and rushed in, shouting, "Master, I'm here." ”

Sitting in the hall was an old monk with his eyebrows lowered, his figure was thin and his demeanor was peaceful. But when he heard Liu Haotian's voice, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows. There were more than a dozen monks beside him, and all of them had drastic changes in their faces and persuaded one after another.

"Host Kongjian, since he came to our Baohua Temple to become a monk, our Baohua Temple has not stopped. This morning, he actually used a pot to stew porridge, and now it is good, and the monks, big and small, are all running out of stomachs......"

"Yes, if this continues, our Baohua Temple will have to be destroyed in his hands."

"Senior brother, I also think he should be taken away. A few days ago, he went to the glazed tiles of the Daxiong Treasure Hall to play......"

Dare to love, so many monks have come to persuade Liu Haotian to take him away.

Bang Dang! Liu Haotian kicked the door open and strode in. When he saw so many people in the room, he couldn't help but be stunned, he smiled, his face full of harmlessness to people and animals: "All the uncles and uncles are all here?" Master, do you have something to do with me? ”

Kong Jian finally opened his eyes and smiled kindly: "Haotian, you have been a monk in our Baohua Temple for a year, right?" ”

"Yes, master, tomorrow will be a whole year."

"Okay, okay."

Sorumi twisted his gray beard and said with a smile: "Your Liu family is a family of traditional Chinese medicine, and you donate a lot of money to Baohua Temple every year, and also give us some secret pills. We also promised that as long as the Liu family wants to become a monk, we will welcome it at any time in Baohua Temple. But now, the one-year period is over, and it's time for you to go down the mountain and go home. ”

"Home? Master, are you trying to get me away? ”

"No, we just want you to go home and have a look."

"So? Then thank you for the kindness of the master and all the uncles and uncles. In my heart, the Buddha is the first, and my family is the second. ”

"Huh?"

These monks were shocked, if Liu Haotian was allowed to stay in Baohua Temple again, maybe there would be some trouble? Where does he seem to have come to become a monk? Don't avoid alcohol, don't avoid meat, don't do things every day, do whatever you want, he clearly regards this place as a resort, but they can't stand it? Tofu, vegetables, etc. every day, this is enough to suffer, and then watching Liu Haotian drink wine and eat meat, just smelling that smell of meat is a sin.

"Amitabha!"

The reactions of these monks were surprisingly unanimous, and they sang a Sanskrit voice and said in unison: "Haotian, you will leave Baohua Temple, right?" Our temple is too small to accommodate you, the great Bodhisattva. ”

Cut, who wants to stay here in such a place? Liu Haotian was tired of it for a long time, but he ...... He was afraid that if he left Baohua Temple, he would have no excuse to delay the marriage. As soon as he thought of Chen Lingfei's appearance, he couldn't help but shiver excitedly, no, he vowed to sit through the temple!

Anyway, Liu Haotian shook his head, just one sentence: "I want to become a monk, I like to be a monk, I just don't leave, I still have to continue to practice!" ”

Kongjian and these old monks and others were all thinned out of their mouths, and when they saw that it still didn't work, Kongjian gritted his teeth: "Liu Haotian, if you leave, I will give you a Buddhist relic......"

"If you send it, I will give you the Dharma Zen staff......"

"I'll send you ......"

What is this for? They love themselves so much that they give all their treasures. Hmph, do you really think you're such a money-hungry person? Liu Haotian straightened his chest and was about to refuse again...... Suddenly, a little monk ran in and said loudly: "Senior Brother Haotian, there is a female benefactor outside, saying that her name is Chen Lingfei, she wants to see you......"

"What?" This scared Liu Haotian enough, and stammered: "She...... Did she come to Baohua Temple? ”

"Yes."

"What a ghost!"

The moment he received Lin Jingchu's call, Liu Haotian felt that the situation was a little bad, but he didn't expect that she would come so quickly? It seems that it is impossible to mix in the Baohua Temple again. What to do? Let's run!

Liu Haotian looked reluctant to give up, and sighed: "Alas, since you uncles and uncles, you care about me so much...... Okay, I'll leave you now. But you're going to give me everything, huh? ”

"Are you really leaving?"

"Yes."

"Okay, okay, give, we'll give everything."

These old monks immediately handed over the Buddhist relics, Dharma Zen staffs, and so on to Liu Haotian. What is the use of the Dharma Zen staff? Liu Haotian threw it to Sibao, didn't even dare to go to the front door, carried a backpack, and ran away from the back mountain.

Dangdang! Ninety-nine eighty-one bells rang out on the mountain, as well as the sound of gongs and drums, and even firecrackers.

These pilgrims are still wondering, is this just in time for some important ritual, or is it a high-ranking official who has come? Otherwise, how could it be so grand? How did they know that it was the monks of Baohua Temple who were celebrating Liu Haotian's mountain.