At eight o'clock the next morning, Zhang Gong, a neighbor in the south of Zhang Feng's house, came to ask Zhang Feng to go to Tiegu together. He is a junior high school graduate of Tiegu No. 1 Middle School this year, and of course he will take the school's chartered car to Dongxing to take the high school entrance examination today. His father is the principal of Tiegu No. 1 Middle School.

Speaking of Zhang Gonglai, it is just the opposite of Zhang Feng, Zhang Gong suffered from albinism when he was a child, and he may not have been completely cured, but now his skin is very white, and even his eyebrows are a little yellow.

His family and Zhang Feng's family are neighbors before and after, and they are one or two years old, so the two have a good relationship and often play together. Zhang Feng's skin is darker, and it will be fun for the two to be together, in contrast, the white one is whiter and the black one is blacker. Zhang Feng and Zhang Gong can go out together and have a return rate of 100%. But the two of them don't care anymore.

With the words of these two goods, it is to go our way, so that they have no way out. Zhang Feng and Zhang Gong each had a broken donkey, but they rode fast. Before half past eight, the two came to Tiegu No. 1 Middle School, entered the campus and put the car, because the car of the No. 23 school bag pulled the students back after the exam, and they were only sent to Tiegu No. 1 Middle School.

Zhang Feng and Zhang Gong came out of the carport just to see Teacher Sun coming from the teaching building, Teacher Sun saw Zhang Feng and Zhang Gong from a long distance, he walked to Zhang Feng and said: "Zhang Feng, you and Zhang Gong should be from the same village, in this way, in the past few days of the exam, you have followed Zhang Gong, he is very familiar with the school's arrangement." Zhang Feng nodded in response.

After a while, the two brothers put the car away, and they were about to find a place to rest, when they saw two buses coming in from outside the school. Zhang Gong said: "The car is coming, there are two classes in the third junior high school of Tiegu Township, one class and one car. ”

While Zhang Gong was talking, Zhang Feng saw two groups of students running out of the teaching building of Tiegu No. 1 Middle School rushing towards the two buses.

Zhang Gong said: "Let's go too, don't run out of seats for a while." ”

"Not really," Zhang Feng said, but the two of them still ran to the car of the Sany class.

Teacher Sun, who was directing the students to get on the bus, hurriedly asked the two to get on the bus quickly. After Zhang Feng and Zhang Gong got on the bus, they saw the driver's seat, where a fat driver in his twenties was standing, and the foam was splashing to arrange seats for the students.

Thin students let two people have a seat, in late June, the day is already relatively hot, of course the students are a little reluctant, the fat man will not speak well.

Because the form is stronger than people, the vast majority of students have endured it, because people are fat, and you can't push it when you stand there and push it.

Zhang Gong is not afraid to let him squeeze a seat with others, because this product is also fat, he just wants to squeeze a seat with others, and it is estimated that he can't squeeze it. But Zhang Feng can't do it, although he has grown a lot in the past month, he can't be a fat man in one bite, so he is still thin.

Sure enough, when Zhang Feng was arranged, the fat man said, "That black boy is sitting with him." As he spoke, he pointed to a skinny male student.

Zhang Feng pretended to be embarrassed and said, "What, fat uncle, I have a fox smell, and I'm afraid of smoking others." ”

"You have a fox smell, so sit there." As he spoke, he pointed to the separate seat that usually the conductor usually sits.

Yes, isolate Zhang Feng. Zhang Gong gave Zhang Feng a thumbs up. Zhang Gong often soaks with Zhang Feng, can he not know that Zhang Feng has a fart fox smell.

Only then did the fat man remember: "That black boy, does my brother look so mature?" Brother is only 21 this year, and he will become an uncle, I think you not only have a fox smell, but your vision is not good. ”

Zhang Feng said in his heart, why the hell do you call me a black child, my brother will call you uncle, besides, my brother doesn't smell like a fox.

It's true that the brother will cure the smell of foxes. In his previous life, his brother was the director of a general surgery, and circumcision was his brother's professional surgery.

Most of the patients with "fox odor" are young girls between 15 and 20, and in his previous life, Zhang Feng had to cut fox odor for at least two little girls every week. You have to strip your shirt before you can have surgery.

Zhang Feng can't always operate on people with his eyes closed, so it is inevitable that he can see all kinds of young girls.

In a previous life, a middle-aged female nurse in her 40s joked with Zhang Feng, saying that it was really good to be a male general surgeon, and she could often see what young girls were. Zhang Feng turned his face with her at that time.

Zhang Feng said to her: "You can insult me, please don't insult the group of male general surgeons." ”

And then said to her: "Let someone else do your daughter's breast fibroma surgery, I don't dare to do it for her, if I want to operate on her, I will definitely scratch her, so how can I take advantage of her?" ”

The middle-aged nurse apologized to Zhang Feng again and again, and finally Zhang Feng agreed to operate on her unmarried daughter in her 20s, just because Zhang Feng made a small cut when she operated on her.

In fact, the vast majority of people have a misconception that female breast diseases are gynecological diseases. In fact, except for breast lobular hyperplasia, which is a gynecological disease, other female breast diseases are general surgical diseases.

Don't talk about general surgery, let's talk about gynecology, most of the gynecologists in hospitals at all levels across the country are good lesbians, but the best gynecologists are gays. This is also well documented, and there is no doubt about it.

So in our dear Zhang Shenyi, in his previous life, as the vice president of business and director of surgery of a district people's hospital, he had to touch many women every day, in his words, what my brother touched you, you have to give me money.

This is obvious, first of all, you have to spend money to register, Doctor Zhang scratched and examined and said that you have a disease, you have to spend more money on treatment, and when you are treated, you have to let him watch and scratch you with his hands to operate.

So in his previous life, Zhang Feng never used A, B, C, D, E, F cups to describe the size of women, the conscience of heaven and earth, he really didn't understand what it meant.

This product just uses 'one grasp', 'two grasps', 'three grips' or even 'four grips' to describe the size of women.

The so-called 'one grasp' means that he can grasp and cover one by himself, and 'two grasps' means that he can catch and cover it with two hands, and so on.

The last to get on the bus were Mr. Sun and a girl aged 18 or 9. Teacher Sun, as the head teacher of the third class of Tiegu No. 1 Middle School, must have gone with the car, and the young girl was probably the conductor, and when she came up, she saw that there was already someone in the seat where she usually sits.

She didn't say a word, sat on the engine cover of the bus, probably thinking that Zhang Feng might have motion sickness before sitting in the conductor's seat. She was a kind-hearted girl.

Seeing that everyone was gathered, the fat driver started the bus and rushed to Dongxing County. The county seat of Dongxing is more than 50 kilometers east of Tiegu. The bus turned to Hedong Road in less than five minutes and headed east along Hedong Road.

15 minutes later, the bus arrived at Dayao Town, Dongxing County. The administrative units of Dayao Town are also gathered on both sides of Hedong Road. When the car arrived at Dayao Town, the speed slowed down due to the increasing number of pedestrians on the road.

Pedestrians also stopped cars on the side of the road to go to Dongxing County. So the fat driver stopped from time to time to let pedestrians get into the car. That's why and why he squeezed two students into one seat, and as more and more pedestrians came up, fewer and fewer seats were available for students on the bus.

Finally, there was no vacancy, the fat driver simply parked the car on the side of the road, stood up again, and danced to direct the students to squeeze again, of course the students didn't do it, only to see the fat man's right arm struggling,

He was about to threaten the student, but the fat man let out an "oops" cry of pain. His right arm drooped.

Zhang Feng laughed secretly in his heart, this fat man dislocated his right shoulder joint because of too much force. Sure enough, the young girl stood up and said, "Brother Shengli, your arm has fallen off again, what can you do, did you just use so much energy?"

"Brother Shengli, you better go to the Dayao Town Health Center first, maybe the doctor will help you this time." The girl had an idea.

"I didn't go, I didn't help me for more than an hour last time, it hurt me to death"

The girl hurriedly asked, "What should I do?" ”

"I drove to Dongxing with one hand, and when I got to Dongxing, I went to the county hospital to find a doctor to help me." The son said fiercely.

Zhang Feng said in his heart, this fat man should be a habitual shoulder dislocation, and it is very easy to help, the level of this health center is really ......