Chapter 676 of the text is formed to hang and beat (middle)

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"Teacher Yu is wrong, it's not Zhou Libo who will produce one in a hundred years, it's Wang Ba!"

"When I drink coffee every day, I feel like something. I'm telling you, Nestle is instant, that's not really called coffee. ”

"I heard that he scolded the boss of our family, but unfortunately there is no evidence! Damn, that lob can't even get on a TV! ”

"Which audience member mutinies, send a video, I always feel unreliable when I read those newspapers!"

……

In this big quarrel, the region is in the front, and the fans are in the back.

Everyone has been shouting for two days, don't you say it, there are really live audiences who have posted private videos. Only then did netizens know that there was such a bad section! As a result, fans of Liu Huan, Han Hong, Chu Qing and others participated in the war one after another, and there was another lot of artillery fire.

Actually, Zhou Libo is right, Liu Huan, Zhang Yi, and Feng Xiaogang really won't take care of this stubble, because it's not on the same level. However, he provoked Fan Xiaoye, a husband protector madman who should not be provoked the most.

Night, bedroom.

After sex, before going to bed. Chu Qinggang was squeezed out of two cups of medicinal wine, only to feel that his whole body was out of strength, and he shrank in the quilt sickly. Fan Xiaoye next to him was in good spirits, wearing a lace mask, holding a laptop, and watching "Cherry Balls" energetically.

He lay in a daze, and after listening to an episode, he suddenly said, "Be quiet, I'm going to sleep." ”

"Sleeping so early?" She glanced at the time and turned down the volume.

"I'm all four people, you have to be considerate and considerate......"

The thing rolled over and muttered, "When I'm fifty years old, I'm going to die in bed!" ”

"Brother, I'm still a child, let's do it again, shall we?" She learns the tone of Maruko. The innocent and innocent teasing husband, seeing that the goods pretended to be asleep and ignored them, he pouted his lips with contempt.

"Crackling. Crackling, learning is not afraid of difficulty......"

Another episode is over in the blink of an eye. She just wanted to take off the mask, but suddenly heard her mobile phone ringing, and saw that it was Cheng Ying.

"Hey...... I watch cartoons, what are you doing? ”

"Huh? Who is Zhou Libo...... What did he say......"

"Ouch, let's not quarrel with him, it's a loss...... Where did he around...... Oh, wait a minute! ”

Speaking of which, she reached out and stabbed her husband. Chu Qing fell asleep. was poked awake and said unpleasantly: "Hmm...... Why? ”

"You give me the phone number of the secretary of the Shanghai City Government."

"Find it yourself!"

He threw his phone with a flick of his arm. Fan Xiaoye flipped through it and asked again: "Which is the General Bureau?" ”

"The surname is Hu."

"What about Shanghai Radio and Television, oh, I have ...... Xiaoying, you remember, 180"

She reported three numbers in a row, without even a word of advice, and hung up the phone with a snap. Then, she touched her husband's dog head again. coaxed: "Okay, okay, go to sleep, don't make any noise with you." ”

"After harassing in the middle of the night, you will be fined ......"

The thing muttered and complained. Soon there was no movement, only a few slight snorings.

……

Morning, big * Xing.

In a tube building disguised as a villa, Guo Degang sat in front of the computer, swiping the current hot spots one by one. It's a habit he's kept for several years to improve his intake and sensitivity to changing trends.

Today, however, he was silent for a long time. Such a fat figure can't cover the inner turmoil: alas, I am worried that I can't return the favor. There is a grandson sent to the door to beg for a beating!

In recent days, there have been reporters who want to interview him. Ask for your thoughts on the Zhou Libo incident. I always avoid it, one is busy, and the other is too lazy to take care of it. But now it's different, the scope has expanded, and the two of them have been wrapped.

As the saying goes, when the grace of people is reciprocated, Lao Guo is a very upright person! Vomit...... Okay, let's be honest, the girl has a bad mouth and loves to scold, but there are two things you have to admit:

First, he doesn't fire map cannons.

Second, there is kindness to repay kindness, there is revenge and revenge, and there is a little bit of reckless righteousness.

So what about this matter, he pondered the cause and effect for a while, and felt that he couldn't sit idly by. Immediately, the mind was decided, and it was called a wellspring of thoughts, and the love was like a urine collapse, and he knocked on a text with a crackle:

"As the old saying goes, there are friends in the world who have never met, and there are no enemies who have never met. Unfortunately, recently, the surname Libo of Shang* Beach is named Zhou, and he uses garlic coffee to distinguish the difference between northern and southern opera.

Some people praise it, some people hate it, there are those who cut their teeth, and there are those who are red-eyed, but in fact, it is not necessary. The artist's fame is nothing more than one life, two luck, three feng shui, four yin gong and five reading.

But from Mr. Libo's point of view, there is no life, no luck, no feng shui and no yin gong, what does he rely on? I pondered for a long time, and suddenly realized that this is really a book, because it has all entered the dog's belly.

There is no text at all, idle white is better than anyone else, read sage books, and do obscene things. Kicking the widow's door, digging out the grave, scolding the deaf, rolling the dumb, and pumping like the waves and the wind all day long. Look at who is popular and scolds whom, as soon as the fans return the favor, he is still guilty of petty sex, pretending to be a hooligan.

I'm not afraid of a real hooligan, let alone your parody show? The crow feeds back and occupies its benevolence; When the deer saw that Ganoderma lucidum did not catch the crowd, it took its righteousness; Horses do not deceive their mothers; Ants plug their burrows to avoid water and occupy their wisdom; The rooster does not crow at dawn, accounting for its faith. You don't even understand benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and faith when you drink coffee, and you still need to talk about cross talk to popularize it, isn't it a shame?

The mouth and mouth are elegant, tired of being on the edge of the showbiz all day long, anti-vulgar in front of people, and watching hairy * movies on the bed. It is estimated that this one really has nothing to do, crying and shouting not to hype, but whoever is popular will come to whom. This kind of mentality is more empty than the prostitute * customer after the checkout, more lonely than the lady after the end of work, and more lonely than the chicken * head in the annual leave, I want to tip Libo.

After a long sigh, I took out a picture of Libo and looked at it carefully. Outside the window, the morning sun in early summer hangs in the sky, the morning light is full of eyes, and a peek at Libo is really heartbreaking.

It was a face with a huge coefficient of friction, and I was very happy, and I looked like I had drunk diabetes. If you look closely, it looks like a pelvis, and the eyes are very transparent, with the upper bladder, the lower kidney capsule, the front is against the pubic bone, and the back is close to the rectum.

Allow me to praise Libo, ah, you are a prodigy! A noble saint! Some people talk about you behind your back, and they say you: Niangniang Gong hugs a rabbit master, no one looks like you. If the light is not lit, the stir-fry is not fragrant, and it is not a good oil. Sorghum field grows buckwheat, hybrid. The toad seedlings followed the soft-shelled turtle and pretended to be the eighth grandson of the king. The Huangpu River capsized, and the waves were urging. The goats run Jingba, the **** wild mongrel.

No! No! I don't want to listen, how can I tolerate them saying that? Don't you know about Libo's self-sacrifice? With the departure of Libo, the Ming Dynasty had Zheng He, the Qing Dynasty had An Dehai, and Li Lianying! Let's praise Libo, let's pour the first glass of wine on Libo when we eat, Libo, give us a dream! ”

On this article, Lao Guo didn't change a word, and directly threw it on the Internet.

It's called a crit! Instant kill! Good guy, the shock inside and outside the circle was confused, and other netizens rushed to worship:

"I underestimate Mr. Guo, and his talent spans three thousand miles!"

"Oh, Mr. Guo Qu Cai, I used to think that you were uneducated, so I apologize here!"

"There's not a dirty word, look at what the grandson is like?"

"Lao Guo is obviously out of the northern opera industry, enough to pee!"

"Hahahaha, the invincible Guo Degang in the world!" (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please visit wènhttp://mnet

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