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"How's it going, where's the demon?" Overjoyed, he asked.

"Little brother, that evil ghost is so terrible, I saw it flee just now, I didn't know whether to chase it out alive or dead, fortunately it didn't mean to hurt me, just yelled at me, and I almost lost my soul." The white-collar man shook his head again and again, and said with palpitations.

"It's so powerful, where did it go?" Category busy asking.

"I don't know, it's so powerful, if this is an ordinary person, I'm afraid he will die if he looks at it, cough cough, I'm afraid it will damage my skills a lot." The white-collar man's expression was shrive, and his soul was obviously damaged.

"Then go back quickly, your daughter-in-law is crying there, if you don't go back, she will cry and faint."

"What, she really cried for me?" The white-collar man had a strange surprise on his face.

"Then there can be a fake, saying I'm sorry for you, letting you suffocate your urine to death, and crying is called a regret."

"Okay, then I'll go back immediately, by the way, since we met, you have to keep it a secret for me, don't let her know about me." The white-collar man said with some concern.

Lu Bu was impatient: "You are so angry, you have to divide one sentence into eight sentences, a man is a big man, he has to boast about his ability, what to hide, he deserves to be bullied by his wife." ”

The white-collar man said in surprise: "Oh, who is this, you can also see me?" Ahem, in fact, you don't understand, this is not bullying, but love, when you can experience the happiness of being bullied by your wife, you will understand, this woman is actually not as good as a man, she is cautious, we are not afraid of her. Instead, let her. I don't know like her. I won't tell you, I have to go back, and my wife will be in a hurry for a while. ”

After speaking, the white-collar man got up and floated away, and hurriedly asked: "What is the name of the eldest brother, I haven't asked you yet, how did you recognize me?" ”

The white-collar man's voice came ethereally: "My surname is Liu, and it's easy to recognize you." Because we are all yin and yang see-through eyes, it's useless for you to put on a plastic bag."

The category was stunned, touched his head and muttered, "Then what are you still doing with stockings, fooling yourself?" ”

Dou E shook her head and said: "This Brother Liu's speech is too biased, who said that women are not as good as men, men go to the border when they fight, women weave in their homes, go to farm during the day, spin cotton at night, and work hard day and night."

Lu Bu said: "Which of these women is not as good as men? ”

"You two don't sing Henan Henan Opera to me. Hurry up and go home, I don't know if I have enough money. It would be miserable to be chased out again. As he spoke, he hurriedly ran to the side of the street to take a taxi. He knew that the happy ghost had already run away, and it was useless to chase it again, so it was better to go home first and settle everyone down, and then make plans.

Liu Bei said worriedly: "I see that if you throw out a handful of money, will you lose it?" ”

"It's okay, I've got all the change, and it's more than two hundred for one piece, uh, you guys"

Only then did they see clearly, and a few of them were holding a pile of clothes, and looking at the posture as if they had just returned from a robbery, the people on the side of the road looked at them strangely.

Look at the most exaggerated one, but it is Taishan, he is stupid, but there are many ghost ideas, there are three or four pairs of pants on his legs, five or six T-shirts on his upper body, seven or eight shoe boxes tied around his waist, and the funniest thing is that there are two pants on the outside of the pants

Today is a bumper harvest, a big chaos, these people are like devils entering the village, sweeping the Markwei commercial building. After returning home, the scope is roughly calculated, these clothes are worth a thousand dollars, this is still in the low-price area on the first floor, if you go to the boutique area on the fourth floor, it is estimated that you can draw back tens of thousands.

Hmm, the category now understands the young man's mood of jumping off the building, looking at his girlfriend's big bag, it is estimated that he is about to go bankrupt, hey, it is not easy for a man.

Everyone fell in the living room, all tired, with a satisfied look on their faces, Lu Bu seemed to be still reminiscing about the glory of that moment, only he didn't lie down, stood on the ground and walked around, and posed from time to time.

"Brother Lu, let's stop the meeting, if it weren't for my quick reaction, you would have been arrested by the scientists now, and you disappeared in the middle of the day, what am I going to do with you, let you pay attention, almost exposed?"

Lu Bu didn't care at all, waved his hand and said, "What are you afraid of, with my ability, who can be me?" Heads-up, group fighting, who dares to go up? ”

"Pull it down, just like you, a grenade will be a broken corpse, who do you think is still fighting with you with a big knife? Don't talk nonsense, help me think about it, now that the Joy Ghost has appeared, what does it want to do? ”

Lu Bu didn't reply, but after thinking about it, he said, "Hey, do you think I have to be on TV?" I see so many people take out their mobile phones and shoot at me, what should I do if I want to be famous? Do you want to reward me with a golden beauty or something? ”

Dou E said with a smile: "Brother Lu's saving people is a good thing, it is a good deed, if you can do this often, the golden beauty will not dare to say it, but it will definitely accumulate a lot of yin virtue, of course, it is also possible that which beauty is willing to make a promise because of this." ”

Liu Bei poured cold water and said: "Don't stink and be beautiful, it's okay to save someone who jumped off the building, I didn't watch the ones who saved the water on TV, and in the end I drowned and no one paid attention, where did the golden beauty come from, in this era, I'm afraid it's not our world where kindness comes first, benevolence and righteousness do the world." ”

"Are you righteous? Where are you benevolent and righteous, don't pretend to be garlic or not, it's all the words of those in power who fool the people. Lu Bu said disdainfully.

"Hey, what's wrong with fooling the people, the people are good, that is, the world is good, the people are safe, the world is safe, the whole society is good, all are safe, isn't that a good thing? As for us, it doesn't matter, we rule the world with power, social harmony is our success, and what are you doing with all other things? ”

The category waved his hand again and again: "Big brothers, it's good to say that the happy ghost is good, don't study the world's major events here at every turn, let's just a small number of people, it's good to live happily in this life, it's better than your time when the people were in chaos, people have to be content, content can be happy, this topic ends here, say happy ghosts!" ”

"Joyful ghosts? There's not much more to say. Lu Bu spread his hands, sat down, and turned on the TV, and a familiar singing voice happened to come from it, "When the road is uneven, a roar, when it's time to shoot, rush into Kyushu, hey,

Lu Bule: "This is good, Xiao Pan should be taken down by Aqing today, he was so eyebrow-raising yesterday"

"Brother Lu, can you have a snack?" a wail, this Lu Bu couldn't count on it at all.

Dou E is stronger than Lu Bu in the end, tilted her head and thought about it seriously, and said: "Mr. Fan, I think that since that happy ghost took the initiative to run out and harm people, this is very contrary to its living habits, I think, there are two possibilities." ”

Category turned over and sat up, and said expectantly: "Tell me which two are possible." ”

"One is that there have been very few funerals recently, and he can't wait. The second is that there is something critical, he urgently needs to improve his strength, you know, harming people is also the cultivation method of evil ghosts, if it used to eat funeral offerings, it was just a special habit, then it came out to harm people today, most of it was to enhance Taoism, or "Dou E said this, frowned, and did not continue.

"Or is it for healing?" Liu Bei spoke it up for her.

Dou E nodded: "There is this possibility, although we didn't see it today, but it ran a little too suddenly, even if that person has some ability, it is impossible to scare the happy ghost away." ”

"Yes, the man said that the happy ghost finally roared and shook him away, which is very problematic, he is out of body, it stands to reason that this is the evil ghost's favorite food, if it is not for special reasons, how can the happy ghost let him go?" Liu Bei also analyzed.

"Wait, wait, you're saying that the Joy Ghost might be hurt?" Category interjected, his face full of doubts.

"It's not necessarily injured, but it must be weaker than it was now, otherwise it wouldn't have escaped lightly, which is very likely." Liu Bei said.

The category touched his chin and thought about it, shook his head and said: "That's not necessarily, it comes out in broad daylight, which is not good in the first place, not to mention that there are so many people in the mall, and the yang energy is very heavy, maybe it's for this." ”

Dou E said with a smile: "It knows that it is not good to run to a place with so many people in broad daylight, why should it come out, doesn't it just show that it has panicked and jumped over the wall in a hurry?" ”

Hey, this statement also makes sense, the category is incomprehensible, if this is true, could it be said that the happy ghost has been hurt by someone, who will that person be? I really regret it, I just left the phone number of the white-collar man Brother Liu, maybe he will know more.

After discussing for a long time, I didn't figure it out.,This sudden appearance of the happy ghost brought an afternoon of troubles and thoughts to the category.,In the end, the category decided,Starting tomorrow.,According to the original plan,Find the happy ghost.,If it's really weak.,Then it's even more necessary to find it right away.,Beat the water dogs!

But before that, tonight, the scope still plans to go into the depths of the West Mountain to see if there is anything new, this was once a mass grave, and if those evil spirits want to find a place to hide, this is undoubtedly a good place.

Although the impermanence of the soul no longer knows where to run, but those red-eyed rat ghosts, the scope has not been forgotten, they may still be on the mountain.

Night slowly fell, and the category forgot to buy vegetables during the day, and also forgot to repair the windows, but fortunately, he brought a lot of food before, so Dou E cooked, and after everyone had a full meal, the category planned to go up the mountain.

But he has to find a helper, and among the few people, Lu Bu is the laziest, Liu Bei is the most vegetable, and Taishan can't tell what characteristics he has, but taking him up the mountain is definitely the most unreliable.

But taking Dou E there, the category is a little reluctant, and Dou E is always worried about helping, but a few big men are hiding at home, which is unreasonable.

was struggling, the category suddenly answered a call, but it was Hua Xiaoxin who opened it, and the category thought that something was wrong with Xiaoyu, but as soon as it was connected, Hua Xiaoxin said in a masochistic tone: "Boss, I'm miserable, there's a little ghost following me, you have to play with me, I'm going crazy, you come and save your life" (to be continued!)