NO.23 If you don't write about Korean entertainment, you will be killed
When Boa woke up, he was in a strange traditional Japanese-style room, of course, he wouldn't hold the quilt bloodily and then observe whether he was like that, he observed it everywhere very leisurely, and then took out his mobile phone from his pocket to see if there was a signal on the day of the month today, whether he had crossed over, etc., scratched his head after the observation and took a deep breath, "Li Muge!" You guy get me out!!!!! ”
"It's coming~~~~," Li Muge opened the door, leaned against the door helplessly, looked at the saliva marks on the corner of Boa's mouth, scratched his ears and said.
"Where's that?" Boa glanced left and right, not like Li Muge's house in the mud, and asked strangely.
"Oh, this is my cousin's custom shop, and I sold you to my cousin." Li Muge said with a smile. Boa pale for a moment, then touched his stomach, and looked at Li Muge pitifully, "I'm hungry." ”
"Hey, hey! I said that it was a bit normal to sell you, is it okay to react, like Nani?!! Butterflies and the like. Li Muge expressed his disappointment, is this girl's nerves too big.
"Okay, yes, yes, Ya Butterfly, Ya Butterfly, can you give me something to eat, I'm so hungry." Boa called out a few words perfunctorily, and then beckoned to Li Muge, signaling to hurry up, and quickly send the food over.
"This is Miss Boa, I've seen you on TV many times back then, if I knew that you and my brother were childhood sweethearts, I'd also use the staff to buy more of your albums." Li Bai suddenly appeared behind Li Muge, Li Bai was holding a plate in his hand, on which was the ramen that made Boa's saliva secretion faster, Li Bai put the ramen in front of Boa with a smile and then greeted him very elegantly.
"Oh, hello brother. I'm Kwon Bo-ah, you can call me Bo'er. Boa stood up very nervously, she had known Li Muge for so long, and Li Muge's relatives had never seen a few, so she was very restrained.
"Don't be nervous, just look at Li Muge, you will know what the people in our family are like, but this guy has gone a little too far." Li Bai doesn't have any good feelings or dislikes for Boa, if it weren't for Li Muge, he would be just a simple passerby in Li Bai's eyes. However, Boa is very famous in their circle in the Celestial Empire, not because of his status as a star, but because he has been friends with Li Muge for nearly ten years, and he did not commit suicide or wanted to kill Li Muge, which makes them particularly admired. Many people even asked to go to the PC when they were free and asked Boa to sign their name.
"Okay." Boa still replied politely, and then when he ate the noodles, he was not polite at all, and the food was called a mountain of people.
Li Bai was very surprised to look at the words Boa, and then withdrew, he had to ask someone to kidnap what is the name of Mitsui Shou, oh Mitsui Liangcheng.
"I'm going back to the PC tomorrow." Li Muge looked at Boa sitting there and said with a smile.
Boa paused as he ate the noodles, then waved his hand impatiently, "Get out of here." ”
"Haha, don't be tsundere." Li Muge didn't take it to heart, and handed Boa the soy sauce, Boa took it and then sniffed Li Muge with his nose, and looked at Li Muge with disdain, "Man, tsk tsk." ”
Li Muge was suddenly embarrassed, when Boa was sleeping, Li Bai arranged a girl for him, originally Li Muge just wanted to see and see, but he was accidentally impulsive, he had already taken a bath, how could he still be revealed.
"Ahem." Just smile at this time.
"I don't bother to care about you, but this place should belong to a high-end store, and I shouldn't get sick or anything, I don't want my future child and his father to have any hidden diseases, so I have to go to the sperm bank so troublesome." After Boa finished speaking, Li Muge looked at Boa with a black line.
"If there is any problem that can't be solved in the future, and I can't come right away, come here and find my brother. Did you hear that? Li Muge touched Boa's head and said lightly, although Boa's exhibition in the mud bombardment is now gradually successful and is also praised as an Asian superstar, but only she knows how bitter it is, even now she will encounter all kinds of difficulties from time to time, Li Muge knows a little about these things, but on this point Li Muge wants to directly let Boa quit, but as one of his few friends, Li Muge respects her decision, what he can do is to help her solve all the cows, ghosts, snakes and gods, let them know, There's a monster behind Boa.
"Ann, la, la." Boa said with a smile, of course she knew that Li Muge was not at ease with herself, but she had to go down on her knees on the road she chose, although she regretted that she did not go to college like an ordinary girl to experience the same as an ordinary girl, but she also knew that her road was not something that anyone could go down casually, since she had chosen, why did she think so much.
"Alright, the sensational clip is over, and this is my gift to you." Li Muge smiled and took out a box from behind and handed it to Boa, Boa looked at Li Muge suspiciously, this guy will give himself a gift? What are you kidding, after knowing this guy for so long, he still has the consciousness of giving himself a gift?
"I knew it." Boa looked at the rod-shaped spiral in the box with a black line, picked it up and spun it for a moment, and suddenly the rod-shaped object vibrated very excitedly.
"How? Use this when you think of me, you're 2o too, and you'll have that idea from time to time, don't thank me too much! Hahahaha!! Not! Damn, Quan Bao'er, you really want to die, right? Lao Tzu fulfills you!!! Li Muge spat angrily, this girl actually stuffed this thing into her mouth, it was really uncles and aunts who couldn't bear it, and they didn't go to the house for three days.
The two of them were panting and lying on the tatami mats, Boa suddenly leaned on Li Muge's body, and then kissed Li Muge's lips fiercely, "The environment here is too urging, the old lady almost couldn't help it, but thinking that you just lived happily on a woman's body, the old lady won't eat your broken shoes, and then look for an opportunity in the future, and then charge an interest first." After kissing, Boa stood up and kicked Li Muge, "Get up, get ready to go home, take me to brush Karazan tonight, I want Karazan to graduate." ”
"When you put on your pants, you turn your face and don't recognize that it's you." Li Muge sighed, stood up honestly, and followed Boa.
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"The latest news from the script station, at four o'clock in the morning today, a man who was unconscious and exposed his right eye was brutally gouged out in a garbage bin in Ginza, Tokyo, and after investigation, this man is Mitsui Ryojo, the second heir of the Mitsui chaebol. According to the information provided by relevant sources, it is caused by the revenge of overseas big circle gangs, and the specific progress is still under investigation. ”
"Shock! Asian diva Boa went in and out of the Cowherd Hotel in Shinjuku with a strange man at 22 o'clock yesterday. Boa's record label, Ai Hui, has no statement on this matter, which makes us have to reflect on the great danger of becoming famous at a young age. ”
Li Muge sat on the plane and turned off the TV a little speechless, is it appropriate to put these two news together, but Li Bai's guy is really simple, and he directly stabbed the media to make a big fuss, isn't it just a marriage contract, this guy is too hardworking.
For the next revenge of the Mitsui family or something, Li Muge didn't bother to pay attention to it, he had the ability to go out to find trouble with the Big Circle Gang, he really dared to get out of the mud bombardment gate and then go to the trouble of the Big Circle, that loss, tsk, that group of murder weapons in the world, Li Muge tried his best not to provoke it.
As for Boa, this guy is probably secretly having fun and having an affair with himself, but Boa's favorite thing to see, according to her ideas, it is best to pass it on to the PC and let a few of her women think cranky.
On the plane, Li Muge was bored and stunned, didn't he say that he would always meet one or two celebrities on the plane, why didn't he meet him, he could only look at the blue sky and white clouds outside, and then finally arrived when he was about to fall asleep; Tie Zhu'er is still standing outside the airport in a black shape, this guy has time to pick him up today for some reason, Li Muge walked over in a daze, and then now Tie Zhu'er doesn't bird him, so Li Muge almost staged a real-life PK at the airport.
"Go ahead, I don't have that American time to pick you up. I'm picking up my daughter-in-law. Tie Zhu'er impatiently pulled Li Muge away, and then stretched his neck to look around.
"Oh, your daughter-in-law, uh, no, when did you have a daughter-in-law?" Li Muge suddenly became curious.
"yes, we're curious to die, so we're coming along." The car door behind Tie Zhu'er suddenly opened, and Yang Zaisheng and Li Yinxin also seemed to be curious about what Tie Zhu'er's daughter-in-law looked like.
Tie Zhu's face should have turned red, well, anyway, he couldn't see it like black charcoal, "Ahem, I haven't seen it either, I heard the old man in my family say that it seems to be a doll or a teacher." Originally, the girl was not happy, but when she heard that I was in Korea, she immediately came over and said that she wanted to meet, saying that she wanted to see some h.o.T. ”
"Shall I go, that girl is so strong?" Li Muge suddenly became interested, it seems that he is also a star chaser. Forget it, I have to go back and start preparing for the movie, so I won't participate in this excitement, and if I don't do a good job, some people will spray whether he is writing Korean entertainment.
"I'll go first, I'll report to me tomorrow when I'm born, grandma, let you be a makeup artist, and you will make me a girl." After Li Muge finished speaking, he felt puzzled, went up and kicked it, and left the airport with Shi Shiran in Li Yinxin's angry gaze.
"Your uncle! Call me to be a makeup artist, and then go around by yourself, if it weren't for your salary on time, I would have stopped doing it! Yang Zaisheng raised his middle finger and said.
"Okay, come to my house tomorrow, let's go to the movie!" Li Muge waved his hand, leaving a back that pulled the wind.
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