Thirty-one, even if the flag is established......
Sagara Misae, the caretaker of the sports dormitory where Haruhara's former stay, is a blue-haired mature beauty whose age is a mystery.
“…… Sorry, it was a bit heavy. ”
Misae took off her apron and sat across from Haruhara with two teacups.
Because it was the first time I saw Misae without an apron, and she was still wearing slightly thin clothes, Haruhara's eyes unconsciously turned to her breast~.
Just ...... Is that the part that I 'confirmed' in person?
- That's amazing!
“… Haruhara... Haruhara?! ”
"Ahh What's wrong, Miss Misae? ”
"Your gaze has been very unpleasant since just now, I thought you would grow in the months since you left here, it seems that my expectations have been disappointed......"
"No, I'm growing at the speed of light!"
Thinking of these recent days, Haruhara's answer was full of confidence.
"It's amazing, it seems that it only takes four or five years for you to reach the level of an ordinary elementary school student."
"Of course...... Not really! Miss Misae, what kind of image do I have in your eyes?! ”
"I can't study, I don't have a girlfriend, I'm often late, and I look weird. Afraid of power, bullying the weak, having no friends, always saying, 'Wow~!' ”
“…… None, irrefutable. ”
But the fear of power is because I don't want to be a sandbag, and bullying the weak or anything is not voluntary!
And "Wow~!" This kind of screaming is not because I want to!
"I don't even clean my dormitory, and I like to stuff peas into my nose and spray them to play, even as elementary school students. And my mind is full of evil thoughts about the dormitory administrator's chest ~ department, you ...... It's just the mold of this dormitory. ”
"-Please don't say any more!"
Haruhara, who was knocked down by Misae's unabashed words, burst into tears.
"Well, you won't come back to visit me this time, and if so, thank you."
Although he said thank you, the tone of Miss Misaeda, who had just been hit on her chest, seemed to be able to freeze the tea on the table.
“…… In fact, it's all fate. I'm here in the hope that Miss Misae can play my girlfriend for a few days. ”
Thinking of the school girl who suddenly appeared and the magical spell, Haruha felt more and more that all this was definitely not a coincidence.
“……”
"Miss Misae... Please don't look at me with pity..."
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"Hah...... I see. You're such a failure, you can't even find a girl who is willing to pretend to be your girlfriend, and you end up looking for a boy......"
Miss Misae sighed, as if she was tired.
"Miss Misae, please do me a favor! This is the request of my life! ”
Haruhara, who was holding the tiger striped cat raised by Miss Misae in his arms, pleaded with tears streaming down his eyes.
"Your life is really cheap...... And – before that, do you know my age? ”
With her left hand resting on the table and supporting her chin, the blue hair on the side of Miss Misae's face slid down the back of her fair hand like silk.
"Ms. Misae's words seem to have come back here after graduating from a junior college in Tokyo... 18 years plus 2 years... That's between the ages of 23 and 99. ”
"That's a great calculation."
Miss Misae's brow twitched, and a dangerous glint flashed in her golden eyes, "And on what basis did you set the maximum value to 99?" ”
"Rank."
At the same moment as she heard Haruhara's honest answer, Miss Misaeda's iron fist slammed into the top of Haruhara's head.
"I always feel that because of you, I like to use violence more and more...... What has become of my image? ”
Miss Misaeda, whose anger subsided, clasped her head in distress with her hands, "Alas... I wasn't like this before..."
"Miss Misae's joint skills and right hook are world-class. According to this inference, he must have been born in sports! And it's not judo or boxing ... Not... Sanda is also possible. ”
Haruhara, who had a big bag on his head and two lines of nosebleeds on his round baby face, made the most reasonable inference.
"Don't look at it like this, I used to be a pure beautiful girl!"
"Hahahaha...... Miss Misae, even though I'm stupid, you can't lie to me like that! ”
"Alas, I really want you to travel back in time and space, go back to that time and see, you will definitely be fascinated by me!"
"No, no, no, I'm going to be beaten to death."
Thinking of a talent-level girl who was several years younger than Miss Misae in front of him, Haruhara said with fear.
“… Haruhara... What did you just say? ”
Miss Misae, who clenched her fists, made a voice that seemed to suppress her anger.
"Wow, Misae's fingers are so beautiful, I really want to lick them!"
- The frightened Haruhara replied indiscriminately, as if he had accidentally said what was in his heart.
“…… Don't say such creepy things, okay? ”
Although the expression was still a little scary, Miss Misae's murderous aura finally disappeared.
"Compared to this, Miss Misae, you will definitely help me, right?"
Haruhara, looking at Misae pitifully.
"When did I ever make you look forward to this......"
"Misae is the kind of person who makes people look forward to it even if she is silent!"
"Then I'm really guilty."
Misae's tone was mixed with a sigh.
"—I think of Misae as a woman! And I like people like Misae too! ”
"I'm not a young girl, so I wouldn't have been interested in you from the beginning."
Miss Misae closed her eyes and turned her face away.
"Of course there are, like boobs!"
Yoshimasa Haruhara blurted out rhetorically.
"Get out of here now───────────────!!"
Miss Misae's roar of eviction reverberated through the building.
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"You're really an honest pervert~ pervert. So, even though you have evil thoughts, you really like me? ”
Miss Misaeda, who was full of helplessness, quietly patted the part that was held by Haruhara with tears streaming down her face, "Then you can tell me which point of mine meets your preferences." I'll make a serious correction. ”
Haruhara's thought about it carefully.
What must be said -
"Because Miss Misae is very strict...... Never leave me alone in the dorm; And Misae also takes good care of me and always worries about me; By the way, when I used wrestling, I also liked the scent of Miss Misae. ”
Misae's movements suddenly stopped.
Then, she quietly looked at Haruhara, who had a rare serious expression.
"If you like these places of mine, maybe...... I can help you once. ”
- After a while, Miss Misae said lightly.
"Oh oh oh oh ~ thank you so much! Miss Misae!! ”
"But, now we have to get those guys' dinner ready."
"Miss Misae, do you need my help?"
"Haruhara... Do you want the whole dormitory to blow up..."
"-No!!"
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In room 102 of Sakuraso, Ryunosuke taps the Enter key to complete the preliminary production of the Haruhara-Misaki co-op game.
Even though it was only evening, the light in the atmosphere was already dim.
The window is covered by a large blue curtain, leaving only a small gap to observe the sky.
The fluorescent light on the computer shines on his face, which is no different from that of a beautiful girl, and the long supple and smooth black hair is draped over his shoulders, which further reflects the fairness of his skin.
DiDi ————
There was a prompt sound from the computer's stereo.,He followed the sound and looked at the lower right corner.,It's the reminder of the electronic AI 'little maid' set by himself.,It seems that Mei Yi has been temporarily taken away from Sakura Village by Misaki with an excuse.,The next thing is the time for him to appear.。
The AI he designed can be said to be his crowning masterpiece - an artificial intelligence program that miraculously succeeded in creating with an unknown mechanism, and it seems to have a learning system that can now communicate with people and even enter high-level conversations.
But today, the 'little maid' has caused him a lot of trouble...... Of course, for one of his few friends, Yohei Haruhara, the situation should have been much worse.
However, in order to apologize, he also made a great sacrifice.
Fair skin dyed with a light red, delicate and neat bangs and long hair, perfect facial features like works of art and charming black pupils like jewels, plus the Mitsusaka High School girls' school uniform provided by Misaki - Ryunosuke should not show himself after checking himself with the camera...... bar.
Recalling everything that happened today, Ryunosuke couldn't help but have a headache.
……
After the first class in the afternoon, the members of Sakuraso took advantage of the online chat room set up by Ryunosuke to hold a meeting in a super urgent manner. Disputes could not be resolved during recess, and meetings continued until the end of school.
The final minutes of the meeting are as follows:
- After discussion, because three people were in favor, one was against, and one was absent. So I decided to pretend to be Haruhara's girlfriend for the time being while Haruhara's sister was staying in Sakura Village.
Secretary: Ryunosuke Akasaka
- Oooooooooooo Yangpei-chan will definitely be moved to tears! Let's bravely enter the new world with Yopei-chan in this way! Touched touched moved! ~Let's skip class and come back to help you! ~~
Additional: Misaki Uei
○ 'Misaki Uii Kusa' has been banned for 24 hours by the administrator 'Ryunosuke Akasaka'.
- Don't don't don't don't! Absolutely not! Ryunosuke-sama is a 'little maid'! Stupid Golden Retriever Die, Die!
Additional: Little Maid
- Well, he actually made such a request, that guy from Yangping is quite discerning~ Ryunosuke has always been at the level of the best beautiful girl in terms of face and figure, although his chest is a little remnant. Even I'm a little excited......
Additional: Ren Mitaka
- Damn! Dare to fight Ryunosuke-sama's idea! Humanoid white turbid liquid launch pad, look at my awesome!!
Additional: Little Maid
——... 'Little Maid'... Don't be impulsive! This is my new phone!!
Additional: Ren Mitaka
○'Hitoshi Mitaka' has been disconnected.
- Only this time...... Well done, 'little maid'.
Secretary: Ryunosuke Akasaka
……
After finally confirming that there was no problem with the outfit, Ryunosuke pushed open the door and walked into the living room on the first floor of Sakuraso with a blank face, waiting quietly.
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The sun was starting to set, and all around were covered in an orange hue.
The black short skirt is made of lace to set off the skin like white fat jade, and the delicate collarbone looms under the light blue shirt with a straight neckline, coupled with the embellishment of bow decoration, which makes the already round and plump chest look more attractive......
Miss Misae, who had promised to help Haruhara, had just changed into a completely different outfit, which greatly amazed Haruhara who was waiting at the door of the dormitory after helping Misaeda cook a sports student's dinner.
"How does it feel?"
Misae smiled beautifully as if she wanted to light up the dim sky.
"How so... It's like a magnificent reversal of form in stoppage time... Sure enough, my charm is not understandable by those little ghosts! And this feeling of being electrocuted at first sight should be the encounter of fate. ”
"I finally understand why you can't find a girlfriend... Never mind... I'll just take your last words as a reward. ”
Miss Misae covered her forehead, and the smile on her face instantly turned into a headache expression.
"Then let's go!"
Haruhara, said happily.
"Okay. Haruhara, please take care of it. Yes... But it's a little strange to always call you "Haruhara". From now on, I'll call you "Yopei" for the time being. ”
"Oh no, it's bad, I'm called 'Yopei' by Miss Misae!!"
Haruhara, whose face was flushed, muttered to himself in confusion, and two puffs of hot air erupted from his nose.
"Yohei, you can just call me 'Misaeda'...... Only during the time of pretending to be your girlfriend, of course. ”
“…… Beauty, Misaeda!! ”
"Well, the next thing should be to hold my hand...... But if you push too hard, I'll kill you. ”
"Oops, no, Misae's hands are too soft!"
- As if receiving a huge impact, Haruhara's body, which was holding Misae's hand, shook, and a trace of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.
"Walking side by side is like lovers...... Yangping, get a little closer! But if you dare to get tired of me, shove you into a roadside trash can. ”
Looking at Haruhara's unproductive appearance, Misae still held back her anger and patiently guided.
"Oh no, oh no, so close to Misae...... It tastes so good! ”
"You're enough!!"
- Misae, who couldn't bear it anymore, punched Haruhara hard in the abdomen.