Twenty-nine, Okazaki's Tale of Pleasure ♂
Haruhara's sister is here... I don't even know...
Well, it's that guy's sister after all. I guess it's not a good sister.。
However, Haruhara itself is a bit of a girlish face. Judging from his appearance before he was beaten to amnesia, his sister will probably be a beauty.
However, think about Haruhara's character......
"Brother, it's me, woohoohoo... Cuckoo...... Giggle...... Ahh ”
It must be a person with completely different personalities in the first half and the second half of his speech.
And, as the personality changes, so does the appearance.
Correspondingly, the guy in Haruhara-
"Oh, sister, it's been a long time... Cluck... Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Wow, I accidentally ate the phone! ”
Maybe that's what happened.
It's horrible... It turns out that the communication between the yokai was going on when I didn't know it...
But actually boasting in front of his sister that he has a super beautiful girlfriend in Haikou, Chunyuan is really killing himself.
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At the end of the lunch break, Haruhara, with heavy feet and a gloomy face, appeared in the classroom.
"What's the matter, the eyes are like dead fish."
“…… Failed. ”
"What failed?"
I don't know why I'm in a good mood when I see Haruhara so unlucky, but I might be even happier if I can learn more about it.
"Let Huang Quan be my girlfriend for a few days, it actually conflicts with the previous plan. What a miscalculation...... However, the matter of taking time off at night was resolved. ”
“……”
Although he didn't fully understand, Haruhara's strange request must have been made to the most popular transfer student in the class right now.
Then, as a matter of course, it was rejected.
Haruhara was brave enough to die, and it was an excellent start.
"Okay, okay, then let's work harder for the rest of the day!"
"No, there's no way there's going to be a girl who wants to be my girlfriend. Haha, I'm so unlucky, it's actually my own fault, damn it──────────a ”
"But if it's only during the time my sister is here, maybe someone will be willing to help."
If Haruhara's giving up, it won't be fun.
I looked at the empty seat in front of Haruhara, and I had an idea.
“…… Of course, if it works, it would be good. ”
Haruhara also seems to have regained some hopeful appearance.
"Don't worry, because this was carefully planned by Tomoya Okazaki!"
"This planner is the biggest unstable factor!"
"Okay, go and ask for apricots!"
“…… I said Okazaki, joking should be done in moderation! ”
This guy ...... Have you become smarter?
"Isn't that cute?"
"Well, that's good... However, her personality is... If it were Apricot, I'd rather go and ask her for help. There is nothing to be happy about having that kind of fierce woman as a girlfriend! ”
"But she's right next to you......"
Bang!
A thick dictionary sank deep into Haruhara's face.
"I've heard it clearly since just now~"
At some point, Apricot was already standing next to her.
"You gave me quite a pleasant review...... Right? Try it again? If you say it, put your hand down your throat and pull out the vocal belt as a reward☆~"
"Yes... I'm sorry..."
Haruhara showed a charming miserable appearance and apologized to Apricot with tears streaming down his face.
Bang!
- Another dictionary is deeply embedded in Haruhara's baby face.
“…… Wow! Didn't I apologize! ”
"Ahh
Bang!
In the end, she slammed a dictionary that was much thicker than the previous two into Haruhara's head, and floated away with a smile on her face.
"You... You see... No, no! ”
Sure enough, Haruhara's tearful appearance is even more charming.
"Anyway, wipe your snot before you speak! And...... If you say something so bad, it's natural that she'll be angry, right? ”
"I can't say anything but bad things!"
Haruhara lowered his voice and said viciously.
"Don't think so, try to praise her!"
"I said, the other party is that Fujilin apricot! How can words like praise be spoken! ”
Actually, she's just very shy. Those behaviors were just her way of hiding her shyness. If you seriously please, she should listen to you."
“…… Ay? ”
- Hearing my analysis, Haruhara's expression suddenly showed a very interesting expression.
If it weren't for the follow-up plan, I really wanted to shoot it right away.
It seems that this guy's obsession with apricots has not disappeared, and he can take advantage of it.
"Isn't that often the case? It's called "tsundere", right? It's always very rough to someone, when in fact... But it's a different story. Maybe she actually does it to you..."
“… True... Are you sure? ”
"That's what I think!"
"Huh... Ha ha... I see, that guy is surprisingly cute. ”
Haruhara's excitement seemed to be so great that he was even short of breath.
"- How? Or go after her? She was said by you just now, maybe she has left a scar in her heart. The girl's heart is very delicate......"
"Good! I'll go now! ”
"Come on!"
Seeing that Haruhara suddenly became energetic again and jumped into the corridor triumphantly, I sent my last 'blessing'.
"Apricot ——!"
Haruhara's voice came through the door, "You're so cute—!!" Be my girlfriend!! ”
… From the hallway came a continuous... The sound of striking the flesh mercilessly with a hard object.
- And Haruhara's screams, who still don't seem to understand what happened.
"Wow, ahh─────hh
"Aha, have you learned to say something funny~ Is this evolution? Anyway, I'll educate you well, thank me! ”
"Ahh─────h I give up! Spare your life! HELP! ”
Haruhara's screams gradually subsided.
I don't know what kind of tragedy is going on on the other side of the classroom door.
- I saluted with sympathy, contented, in the direction of the screams.
Haruhara...... It's pathetic......
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It wasn't until halfway through the first class in the afternoon that Haruhara, which had become tattered, staggered back to the classroom.
"What's the matter, the eye circles are the same as the pandas."
"Okazaki... You're still out there... Whose fault do you think it's all about? ”
"Whose fault is it?"
"-It's you!"
"If the plan to find a girlfriend is flawed."
I crumpled up a piece of waste paper, threw it in the trash, and said, "That's because I only went to ask people I knew." ”
"In other words, it's better to find someone I don't know very well?"
Haruhara once again showed a sudden realization, "Indeed, that is, it may be due to preconceived reasons...... That's the disadvantage of being a bad student! ”
"There's nothing more unfortunate than recognizing your very existence."
Seeing that Haruhara seemed to be a little enlightened, I hurriedly launched a spit attack, disturbing his thinking again.
—!! Okazaki"
"Okay, okay, trust me."
I easily appeased the stupid's anger.
“…… Haruhara, are you still talking about that? ”
The beautiful black girl who has been on the right side of the spring plain and usually hasn't opened her mouth much asked curiously.
It seems to be called Isayama Yellow Spring or something.
"yes......"
Haruhara's face was depressed, and he looked at the girl pitifully.
"Old... Not... Haruhara, actually...... If it weren't for the fact that it would take a lot of time for you to ask me, I could have helped you as an apology. ”
Two suspicious crimson colors appeared on the white and pink face of Isayama, and he seemed to feel a little guilty, "I'm really sorry for the past few days." ”
"No, no, no, I haven't thanked you for helping me. As for the previous matter, you don't have to worry about Huangquan at all, I've long been used to it. ”
As a high-quality beautiful girl, it's already an intimate relationship that can make Haruhara not routinely commit!
- It seems that this popular beautiful girl seems to have an unusual relationship with Haruhara!
I decided to write it down for now and ask for a moment later.
But...... For now, let's focus on playing with Haruhara (laughs).
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When the first recess in the afternoon came, Haruhara and I went to the atrium early.
"Is it really good here?"
Because it was not the end of school, there were few people on the road from the atrium to the school gate.
"If you're in a school building, you're usually with friends, right? It's not easy to get started. ”
"It makes sense, if you are here, there are a lot of single girls... Ah, Okazaki, that girl is good, isn't it...? And it looks like there's an intimate feel to it! So, I'm going to say hello to her! ”
The girl Haruhara was referring to did have a sense of familiarity.
Purple shoulder-length short hair, the same familiar headband, delicate and cute expression...... Wait, combined with the information I got without opinion before, I seem to understand the identity of this girl.
"Where do you suddenly ask someone to be your girlfriend? Think about it with your brain, and greet you in a tactful way at first! ”
"So what should I do?"
Looking at Haruhara's impatient appearance, I patiently instructed, "If you suddenly say that you are pretending to be your girlfriend, the other party will definitely be shocked, right?" If you tell her it's a job, then it's easy to be accepted, right? As for the pay or something, I guess that's not a problem for you at all, right? ”
“…… Oh, yes! ”
Haruhara was full of confidence again.
"It's best to make the reward clear at the beginning, so that the other party will be more receptive. And then add something like "It won't take much time, you just have to stand still." Also, recent girls are very privacy-conscious, so you have to reassure each other at this point. Finally, tell her that everyone is doing this, don't be nervous. Hawkers, anyway, the other party will definitely be dazzled by your charm! ”
I smiled and gave a thumbs up to Haruhara.
"Oooh! In this case, it seems that the other party can easily take the bait! ”
Haruhara excitedly gave me a thumbs up as well, and walked over to the girl with short purple shoulder-length hair.
"Hey, miss."
"Ahh What's up? ”
"You're so cute~ How much does it cost?"
"Huh, hey?"
"I have a well-paid part-time job here~ super easy!"
"It's... What does this mean..."
"What's the matter... It doesn't take much time... You just have to stand still and it'll be over in no time! ”
"This, this, is it, is it ......?"
The girl's face turned red.
"As long as you accompany an unattractive man, you can earn pocket money!"
"That, that, I really ......"
"Rest assured, your name will not be revealed. Ah, and certainly won't tell your parents. ”
"This, this, this ......"
"There's nothing missing, don't be so stingy! Don't worry, everybody does this kind of thing anyway! ~”
"Hey, hey!"
The girl looked at Haruhara in horror, and even tears of pity appeared in her eyes.
Just when Haruha seemed to be even more excited by the girl's cute expression, a dictionary flick hit Haruhara's side face hard.
Then, with a bright smile on his face, Haruhara, he spun and flew out as if he was doing a difficult gymnastic flip, slapping perfectly on the ground.
- It looks like it hurts.
"Haruhara!! What do you want to do to my sister?!! ”
Even though Haruhara had fallen to the ground, Apricot didn't show mercy.
- Click!
There seems to be a sound of something breaking off.
- Smack!
This is the sound of something embedded in the body of Chunyuan.
“HELP!”
After ignoring Haruhara's cry for help and kicking Haruhara, Apricot finally gasped and raised her head.
"The next time you dare to say something strange to my sister, I'll beat you until you want to die!"
After throwing down a powerful line, Xing pulled the frightened short-haired girl away.
Only the corpse of the motionless Haruhara remained.
But Haruhara's death was not in vain, at least I succeeded in confirming the fact that the short-haired girl was Apricot's sister.
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"It's pathetic... So, at least let me make your last wish come true! I'll tell your sister about your tragic last scene. Because I feel that it is my obligation..."
I looked up at the cloudless afternoon sky with nostalgia, "...... Rest in peace. Well, it's time for me to go back to the classroom. ”
"Wait!"
Miraculously, Haruhara's resurrection instantly appeared in front of me angrily, "Okazaki, you can also give me good consideration!" ”
"Oh, you're still alive."
"Can you please not conclude by pretending to be nonchalant!"
"Huh... It's really hard to take you. But at the end of the day, I just have to take a little bit of responsibility..."
The blessing of the charming and miserable appearance of Tuo Chunyuan, I have a new genius idea-
"How about Ryunosuke, please? Or let Misaki pretend to be your girlfriend? Anyway, your sister didn't know them before, so as long as the two sides agreed, there would be no problem if the other people in Sakuraso didn't expose it! ”
"That'...... I'll try to ask Misaki first. ”
I saw Haruhara's phone take out his phone and send out a text message slowly.
As a result, a reply was received very quickly -
By the way, the new SMS ringtone on Haruhara is 'Ernie-chan ☆~' made by a super cute girl's voice.
'Misaki:
——Yangping-chan~ I love you! ~Compared to a girlfriend,It's better to continue to be a friend~ The child has been beaten off.,Yangping-chan, you can make animated movies with peace of mind~'
I saw a terrible loss of speech.
"No, that's right—Ryunosuke's words, absolutely fine."
Affected by Misaki's terrible speech, I shook my dizzy head and continued to encourage Haruhara, who seemed to have been mentally polluted.
Haruhara, tearful, sent out another text message.
Almost within the first second of the text message, Haruhara received an immediate reply......
With the cute new ringtone, Haruhara's mobile phone exploded.