Xiao Xingchen thought in his heart, he shouldn't love this vanity, what should he give his family a glamorous image, why don't he give others a feeling like Director Teng's black face?

These are purely imaginary. When people look at you, how can they connect with Director Teng's black face? Besides, it looks like a cold leaf, a sand head, the shape of the small eyes is similar to the shape of the triangular ruler, don't people live a good life?

You have to know this as soon as possible, when you get home, take off your clothes, turn on the shower, wash your hair with shampoo first, and then wash your body with shower gel, washing Xiaoer is just a matter of convenience. Because its structure is a bit complicated, it should be washed a few times.

Then, rinse with clean water. Then, if you want to rush a little longer, you can stand a little longer...... This is complete nonsense! Then, if you don't want to wash it, the big bath towel will wipe the whole body, hehe~~~Hehe~~~ A comfortable look, lying on the bed, you can haha~~~

"Sir, when you take a bath, you have such a thing as scrubbing!" The girl in the bikini was still standing there, and said unrelentingly.

"Beauty, have you heard of it? Obligations cannot be waived, rights can be waived! Go, go, go! Xiao Xingchen looked at his hands, and thought of his own principle of life: that is, shy and upright.

"Yes, it's my duty to take a bath, and I can't give it up!" Said the girl in a bikini who is confident in her figure and skin.

"Get out!"

Xiao Xingchen thought to himself, if I don't give you some hard food, you don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick! You don't know where to peel when you eat yams! You're still squatting on the road in a camouflage uniform, pretending to be a military jeep! You still think that if you look good, you can be willful!

"Look at you like that, it's like a red rooster with a black scarf around his head, which one has never seen it, and it's still covered! Cut! "The girl in the bikini, skin like skin, *like*, belly like belly, waist like waist, ass like ass, she turned around and said very disdainfully.

What the? I'm like a red rooster with a black scarf on his head? Hey~~~ Is the imagination quite rich!

You can go write a web novel, and you're done!

Xiao Xingchen let go of his hand, wiped his body with a towel, and then, with shower gel, his whole body was foamed, and the black scarf around the red rooster's head was also full of white foam.

He was still indignant and said: The appraisal is complete! Done, done, done!

"Sir, don't you think our girl is not beautiful?"

Xiao Xingchen heard someone talking, and quickly squatted into the water, his heart pounding: walked a person who described himself as a black towel; This one is here, and I don't know how to describe myself!

I'm not here to take a bath, I'm here to learn language and rhetoric!

After Xiao Xingchen squatted in the water, he raised his eyes and saw a fat woman like a spinning top, this woman had no waist, buttocks and upper body.

Xiao Xingchen thought to himself, if he was taking this bath, if he was old, he would have to go with this bath!

"Sir, I'm the proprietress of the hostess, don't you think our girl is not beautiful? Do you want to rub it for you? The cylindrical proprietress asked.

"Don't!" Xiao Xingchen replied decisively, resolutely, and crisply. I secretly said in my heart: Now is the critical period of anti-pornography, and I will resolutely dye all the yellow colors red!

"Sir, my bathing skills are very skillful! Otherwise, I'll take a shower for you! I'm not ashamed to ask! The proprietress said, taking off her blouse and revealing a bra with very unclear boundaries.

"Don't! If you must take a shower for me, call your boss! Xiao Xingchen said decisively, resolutely, and crisply.

"What? Do you like the same sex? My husband didn't know how to go into that hole, and he had nowhere to find it! However, if you want to be of the same sex, we have one here! ”

"Get out!" Xiao Xingchen finally got angry!

The cylindrical proprietress was frightened, and hurriedly put on her clothes and covered the uncontoured bra.

"Little sir, there is a saying in physics: opposites attract, and the same sex repels each other; I hope you still follow the laws of nature......"

"Smack!" Xiao Xingchen struck the water with a palm, and the foam and water splashed more than two meters high.

The fat proprietress shrank her already short neck, and now it shrunk even shorter! Shrink all the way out the door.

"Phew! A little sand fish, why do you think it's a baby! Mother, I have more men than you have fingers and toes combined! The cylindrical proprietress said indignantly outside the door.

Of course, the proprietress had a very small voice, and she thought that it was impossible for this sandfish guest to hear it at all.

However, Xiao Xingchen's ears were all recorded in his ears. He thought depressedly at this time: This is not an ordinary bathing center! Speaking is a metaphor, literature: what a rooster head, a black scarf, what a sand fish, fingers, toes!

Depressed!

After taking a shower, I went out of the bathing center. Xiao Xingchen remembered this center, he raised his right fist and his ear, and solemnly swore in his heart: I am shy and upright, and I will never come here for the second time!

Xiao Xingchen watched a female taxi driver wave at him and honk his horn at him, he suspected that her motives were not pure, and the problem was not just as simple as taking a taxi.

A girl passed by him, looked at him with squinted eyes, and probably said, "Is there something wrong with this young man?" Here, what kind of right fist is raised? It's like the Young Pioneers taking an oath!

Are you squinting at me? I'll do you too! Xiao Xingchen squinted over, and the girl was staggered by him and stumbled away.

Run down about twenty steps, stand, turn back, gasp, and run again!

Xiao Xingchen threw all the clothes he had changed into the trash.

He walked to the roadside basin with a puddle of water—perhaps the urine of a fat boy with a long urine bubble. You can ignore these things, as long as you can see your own face!

In this puddle of water, I can't see whether my face is white or black, my facial features are quite upright, and my hair is a little wavy. Looking down at the clothes and leather shoes again, I was a little excited and thought: Ah! Hipster man!

He happily walked on the sidewalk, and according to his estimates, admiration coins, red tickets, collections, monthly passes, and recommendation tickets could all be available.

However, after a mile of travel, there are really no of these coins and tickets!

He walked to a vintage old street to the west side of the street. On this street, large trucks are not allowed, and all cars are restricted during the day.

Therefore, this retro street is paved with bluestone slabs, rickshaws, and many TV and movies often come to film.

Here, there are monkey tricks, qigong tricks, big swordsmen, fortune tellers, singing songs, you name it.

There are also some people who pretend to be elegant, wearing ancient yellow robes and horse coats, carrying bird cages, in groups of three or five, leisurely and leisurely.

Fifty meters ahead, there was a group of people watching something. Others leaned on their shoulders and leaned on the crowd in front of them.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Xingchen, who had been wandering among the mountains and rivers for five or six months, suddenly became interested. After all, he is still a young man, a young man with strong blood!

He strode forward.

Squeeze the crowd, you should have an advantage! Why? Energetic!

When he squeezed, the crowd became even more chaotic!

When he squeezed in, when he got to the front row, he was stunned, there was a three-square-meter space in front of him. There was a stainless steel cup on the ground, and standing in front of the cup, there was a girl.

The girl had long braids, single braids, and was shiny. It is braided from top to bottom, and above the braided tip of more than ten centimeters, a red head rope is tied. Red cloth gown with small white polka dots, blue pants with leggings, round shoes.

Her look is very harmonious with the street, a great harmony - retro taste.

A young man in a yellow shirt is not bald, that's for sure, because there is black stubble like a needle on the whole scalp, but for a bald head.

The head is very small, if you want to keep a puffy hair, it is enough to cover up the ugliness of this small head, however, he prefers to replace a bald head.

He had a paper fan in his hand and shook it off. The head of the paper fan rested on the girl's reddened face.

"Girl, you go with my brother and go to my brother's house to sing, and my brother's money will be yours!" The bald head of the small head held a handful of money in his left hand, each of which was 100 yuan, and there were more than a dozen of them.

"I told you, I'm not going anywhere!"

As soon as the girl's voice came out, Xiao Xingchen's scalp was numb, and his entire pores were crying: Isn't this his "daughter" Xiaoxue? How did she end up here?

When I was leaving, I handed her over to my mother! I took care of her again and again: Girl, don't leave anywhere! You're going to school! If you don't want to go to school, I'll help you find a teacher to learn songs.

She nodded her head at the time, and she said yes.

Girl! Why are you so stubborn? According to my mother's character, she would never let you come out to sing. You have to be self-reliant, stubborn, but it's your character!

For many days, I asked you to call my dad, but you never said a word. You haven't shouted a word of uncle!

You said that you have to support yourself, you have to come to this big city, you have to break into a person's appearance for people to see. Girl, you only blindly believe in courage, only blindly believe in persistence, only blindly believe in hard work, this road, most of them will not work!

If you come to sing, you must have suffered a lot! Good girl, uncle is sorry for you!

"You're not going, are you?" The little white face with the small head of the yellow silk shirt asked with teeth in his mouth, his face close to Xiaoxue's face.

"Don't go!"

"I tell you: If you don't go, you won't want to sing here from now on, you know?" The small-headed round cloth shoe stepped on the rim of the stainless steel cup containing the money, and with a sudden force, the stainless steel was deformed and became a flat surface - together with the money in the cup.

"Good~~~"

The young people dressed in ancient costumes around him cheered together.

Xiao Xingchen can also see that if there are no two people, this foot will never step on the stainless steel cup into a flat piece!

Xiao Xingchen looked around, all dressed in ancient costumes. He already knew that this was a retro street, and he was wondering at this time: Did Xiaoxue participate in the extras and come to act?

Xiao Xingchen looked around, and there were no machines like cameras around. He stepped forward and grabbed the wrist of the little head holding the paper fan.