Chapter 265: The Supreme's Thirty-Six Strategies for Stealing the Sky and Changing the Sun

Because there is a big hose behind it, that is, there is huge financial support, so the premiere of "The Supreme Thirty-six Plans: Stealing the Day" is very huge.

Originally, this movie was based on the theme of wits and funny, so the actors I found were all good at being funny, and the most funny role was the killer played by Mr. Liang Jiahui, the god of Chinese acting that Xiao Ran thought in his previous life.

And Xiang Tianyou happens to be good at shooting movies with funny themes, and he is also a comedian himself, so he simply played the role of Killer Xiong.

At the premiere ceremony, they engaged in programs such as singing, sketches, talk shows, etc. as the front scene, which made many viewers who bought tickets feel that they did not come in vain, and the situation of the final premiere was also very optimistic.

Yifeng Film Company finally found Yida Cinema Line Company to cooperate, although it is an independent company, but Yida Cinema Company sees that the screenwriter is Xiao Ran, attaches great importance to this movie, and the schedule and schedule given are very good.

This is also the reason why Xiao Ran's screenplay script is so valuable, in addition to the strong watchability of the movie, another point is naturally Xiao Ran's fame.

For example, as long as many theater companies see Xiao Ran's name from the list of main creators, they will pay more or less attention to it, otherwise, with the notoriety of these community film companies, who will really give a good schedule and film schedule?

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"The third senior brother went to the movies together, right?"

After filming "Once Upon a Time 3: The Lion King" and "New Love", Xiao Ran took a break for a few days, and the third senior brother Jinbao, who became popular with Xiao Ran's music M, V "Kung Fu STYLE". Now after playing the role of Pork Rong in Wong Fei Hung's first part, he is facing the situation that there is no movie to make.

So he watched the other brothers and sisters very busy during this period of time. However, I became a little idle, and my mood became a little irritable. Xiao Ran also saw this situation.

Because of his size, there are relatively few roles suitable for Jinbao, and Xiao Ran has no suitable role for him for the time being, so he has not been used.

And although there are still film companies outside that will come to the door, the level of many movies is very low, and Jinbao prefers to make Xiao Ran's movies, so he often turns down the invitations of many film companies.

Seeing that the third senior brother Jinbao was becoming more and more decadent, Xiao Ran felt the need to help him, so he invited him to go to the movies with Yi Rong.

Naturally, I still watched this funny-themed "Supreme Thirty-six Plans: Stealing the Day" filmed by Xiang Tianyou of Yifeng Film Company.

The two wore masks. Wearing sunglasses and a peaked cap, coupled with a more rustic costume, no one recognized it as soon as they entered the movie theater, so the two were very relieved to watch the movie, after buying Coke and popcorn, in the dark movie theater, the two could finally take off their masks to eat and talk.

"Xiao Ran, did you write this movie?"

Sanmao whispered in Xiao Ran's ear, and the people next to him couldn't hear the chat between the two at all.

Xiao Ran nodded in acknowledgement. At this time, after the movie started, in fact, Xiao Ran's name had already appeared, and in order to show respect for Xiao Ran, the opening of the movie even put the names of the screenwriter and director together. It shows the weight of the screenwriter of this play!

At the beginning of the movie, he won the second prize of the lottery, and the prison guard killer Xiong, who was played by Xiang Tianyou, came to the casino. wanted to gamble a lot of money, but ended up being arranged in a VIP room.

met Qian Wendi and Liu Yaozu inside. and Chen Congming, known as Li Jiapo's nine-time poker king.

Chen Congming: "Look...... Look at your mother's watch, go watch TV. After the fight, sue you. ”

Facing the killer Xiong who has no money, Chen Congming is particularly arrogant.

But the result was that because Qian Wendi, who colluded with the dealer, won by getting a straight flush by going out of a thousand, the two lost only one subway ticket, Qian Wendi said generously: "Take a thousand yuan to take the car." ”

Chen Congming: "Are you insulting me now?" ”

Qian Wendi: "Then what do you want?" ”

Chen Congming: "If you want to insult, insult me ten times, and I'll take 10,000." ”

At this time, the killer Xiong, who had lost all the hundreds of thousands, came up and smiled: "This handsome guy, don't you mind insulting me too?" You can insult me 100,000 times, a million times is no problem! ”

Qian Wendi: "Don't you have a subway ticket?" ”

Killer Xiong: "You are amazing, the mountains don't turn, don't be touched by me outside......"

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The first scene of "The Supreme Thirty-six Plans: Stealing the Sky and the Day" has already set the tone of this play, that is, fighting wits and being funny together, and this scene also made many viewers smile after watching it, and the low laughter point has already made their faces cramp......

When celebrating at the bar next, Qian Wendi and his partner, who colluded to deceive Liu Yaozu of 6 million, a man and a woman, met the killer Xiong again.

The killer Xiong first fell in love with the female dealer and Qian Wendi's girlfriend Lily, walked up to talk to him, and pretended to be very stylish and said to the bartender: "VODKA_LIME, don't VODKA, don't LOME!" ”

The bartender said coldly: "That's light and ice?" ”

This line made the audience who could understand it burst into laughter, and Killer Xiong continued to be funny: "Allow me to introduce myself, I am the mighty Sanlitang, who kills all over the bar street, romantic but not obscene, sexy and not offensive, known as Richard Gere, who is personable and righteous in the bed, the little whirlwind on the bed, surnamed Zhong Chuxiong, and the little ...... polite"

The male dealer Ah Zhi came to the bar, and after hearing it, he teased the killer Xiong: "Idol, you seem to have said a lot?" ”

Killer Xiong: "Who's talking, what else am I missing?" ”

Ah Zhi continued to ridicule: "There is also the killing of all nightclubs, bravely entering Huaxia City, with a good demeanor, you rush forward when you see a girl, everyone gives face, calls chickens and doesn't give money, looks dignified, a famous short gunner, a small whirlwind in bed, it doesn't take a minute to finish, and he is known as the killer of Baixin Langjun, right?" ”

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A series of lines simply made all the audience in the movie theater laugh happily, and even the third senior brother Jinbao, who has been very depressed recently, laughed very happily this time, I have to say that Xiao Ran still has a set.

Although Qian Wendi designed to defraud Liu Yaozu of six million, how could the ruthless Liu Yaozu allow someone to win his money?

So Liu Yaozu found Qian Wendi, arrested Ah Zhi and threatened him, in order to save Ah Zhi, Qian Wendi could only agree to go to prison to help Liu Yaozu deceive his father-in-law Robinson!

It turned out that Liu Yaozu was a poor boy back then, and he made a fortune because he married Robinson's daughter, but in order to seek the property of his father-in-law's family, he killed his wife, and then put his father-in-law in prison and seized Robinson's property, and Robinson hid a batch of bonds worth 300 million yuan before entering prison.

And Liu Yaozu, who was not satisfied, threatened Qian Wendi to go to prison to contact his father-in-law, hoping that Qian Wendi could deceive Robinson into handing over 300 million yuan in bonds, but he didn't expect that Qian Wendi began to design Liu Yaozu in partnership with Robinson because he sympathized with Robinson!

First of all, Qian Wendi proposed a dividend of 30 million to buy the prison guard Killer Xiong, and the killer Xiong went to get close to Liu Yaozu's mistress Meng Na for this reason, but he was humiliated three times and twice.

For this reason, Killer Xiong consulted the computer and carefully learned a set of bird control skills, that is, he can control his own little Ding Ding, and even turn around......

This kind of spoof naturally made the audience laugh crazy, but when Killer Xiong came into contact with Monna, he scanned the index of Mona and himself, which made the audience burst into laughter!

Killer Xiong first scanned Mona: "This woman's sex. The desire index is very high, let me see clearly, her figure is 35-25-34, her height is 167CM, she is twenty-six years old, she has more than 1,200 sexual experiences, her opponents are one hundred and six, and her staying power is two hours and thirty-eight minutes, which is the most tall. The number of tides is estimated to be twenty-one sex. The thirsty Cheng dΓΉ is two hundred percent, and the overall combat power in bed has reached eight thousand three hundred points, which is really a real master who is difficult to defeat......"

Then he scanned himself again: "Fortunately, my figure is also 29-29-29, height 180CM, length 60CM, note that I am talking about the length of my hand, age thirty-two years old, sex. More than 1,200 times of experience, there are only two opponents: the left hand and the right hand, sex. Hunger and thirst are 1,000 percent, staying power is two and a half minutes, and the overall combat power in bed has reached 10,000 points......"

After the killer Xiong dragged Meng Na, Qian Wendi sneaked into Meng Na's house, but found that Ah Zhi had been killed by Liu Yaozu, so he and Liu Yaozu were completely to the point of dying.

In the end, Qian Wendi took advantage of Liu Yaozu's suspicious personality, so he asked his girlfriend Lily to pretend to be Liu Yaozu's mistress Meng Na, and then shot Liu Yaozu, but deliberately missed the point, and Liu Yaozu also took the opportunity to pretend to be dead.

Then Qian Wendi and Lily, that is, the female dealer who pretended to be Mengna, made love in a corner that Liu Yaozu could hear but couldn't see clearly, making Liu Yaozu think that Mengna had betrayed him, and he and Qian Wendi designed to kill themselves, so the angry Liu Yaozu ran downstairs with a gun and shot the real Mengna in full view of everyone.

In the end, with so many eyewitnesses, Liu Yaozu was useless even if he had a lot of net worth, and he couldn't clear the fact that he killed Meng Na, so he was taken away by the police, and at least he had to be sentenced to life imprisonment!

So at the end of the movie, Robinson, Qian Wendi and Killer Xiong finally defeated Liu Yaozu with their wisdom, and Lily also began to retract her previous confession, because the interests of the doubts belong to the defendant, so Qian Wendi, who had designed to let himself go to prison, would naturally be acquitted and leave the court as a winner.

And in the end, the judge took off his shoes and threw them at the killer Xiong because he had been thrown by the two of them with shoes before, and the comedy scene of such a scene also made the audience laugh for the last time, and then stood up and clapped together in a good mood, and slowly left the cinema! (To be continued......)