Flowers, cow dung

"In Xia Dongfangbai, dare to ask the lady's name?" Dongfang Bai held the fan with his hands together and hugged Yang Liu with a fist.

"You, cough" Yang Liu raised her sleeves to cover up her abnormality, she said too much in the vernacular, she was really not used to this crepe for a while, she took a step back and bowed slightly: "Childe is talking to the little woman?" ”

"Yes, dare to ask the lady's name?"

"You don't need to know the name, why do you need to know each other? The little woman's husband's family name is Li. ”

"It turned out to be Mrs. Li." Dongfang Bai gave up his hand, but secretly regretted in his heart that such a wonderful person was already a woman, which was really a pity. The waist bent slightly: "There is one thing that is unclear below, and I am bothered to tell Mrs. Li." ”

"Tell me, the little woman must know without saying anything."

Dongfang Bai opened the fan, leaned sideways with his left hand on his waist, put on a posture that he thought was very stylish, and looked back at Yang Liu: "Dare to ask Mrs. Li, am I handsome?" ”

Yang Liu pretended to cough twice, the people here were really direct, she thought about it and said: "It's hard to say that handsome, it mainly depends on the foil." For example, Childe and ......"

Before Yang Liu could give an example, Dongfang Bai pointed to Li Cong, who was approaching here, and asked, "Then how do I compare with that man?" ”

"To each his own." To be honest, this is simply not comparable, Li Cong was seconded. But after all, he is his father-in-law, he loses face and has no face, and his sister is still by his side. After summing it up, Yang Liu gave this conclusion against his will.

Dongfang Bai raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "It's biased for the lady to speak like this, and a discerning person knows that I am more handsome than him at a glance." ”

"Since you think so yourself, why are you asking my sister-in-law what to do, go away!" Xiuxiu looked like a messenger of flowers, she couldn't look down on this self-confessed little white face for a long time, and it was really rude to stop the woman on the street and not say anything, but also squeezed her own brother like this. Seeing that he looks white and tender, he looks like a Sven person, but he didn't expect to be a Sven scum.

Li Cong also squeezed through the crowd to come here, and when he saw Dongfang Bai and Xiuxiu's protectors, he thought that Dongfang Bai ** was his own lady, so he couldn't help but be angry, and stepped forward and grabbed Dongfang Bai's collar: "You little white face, what do you want to do to my lady?!" ”

Li Cong has been hunting all year round and has great strength, Dongfang Bai struggled a few times but still couldn't break free from Li Cong's hand, and couldn't help but scold Li Cong for insulting Sven and something. Li Cong didn't understand much behind him, but he could still guess that Dongfang Bai was scolding himself. He has long been unaccustomed to the stinky appearance of a few stinky people who have money and is a master, and he is still the ** lady of his own on the street, so he can't help but be angry, and he raised his fist to greet Dongfang Bai's face.

Yang Liu and Xiuxiu saw that this situation was not right, and immediately stepped forward, one dragged his hand, and the other pulled Li Cong by the waist, and told Li Cong to calm down again and again.

When the two of them were pulled apart, Yang Liucai said what happened just now, and Xiuxiu also added a little, I heard that it was not ** Yang Liu, Li Cong calmed down his anger a little, but he was still unwilling in his eyes, he didn't look as good as Dongfang Bai, but he was the lady's father-in-law. And who's to say for sure where he'll be in a few years' time? But after all, in front of so many people, it was he who did it first, Li Cong had to express his position and salute perfunctorily: "I'm sorry, I've offended." ”

Dongfang Bai straightened his collar heavily, and said to Jing Hao behind him: "You are still there as wood, didn't you see that your young master and I were going to be strangled to death just now." ”

Jing Hao glanced at him and said coldly: "It's the dereliction of duty of his subordinates." But his subordinates didn't think he could hurt the young master. ”

"My son is a weak scholar, and he has no power to restrain the chicken, how can he be the opponent of the mountain and the wild horseman? You clearly want to put Young Master Ben in danger, and it is a dereliction of duty on the part of Yan Zhan. ”

"Like the thief last time?" Jing Hao took the incident of the theft of the purse last time, and as soon as the purse was lost, Dongfang Bai found out, but he was silent, followed behind, and found the whereabouts of the kid. Then let himself take his name tag and go to the county government office. Dongfang Bai's identity is there, and the county government must not be dispatched immediately? As a result, the county government took someone and beat the thief half to death, and he pretended to be a good person there to spare the thief's life.

It's really a show! Jing Hao pursed his lips and didn't look at him.

"Hey, you stinky boy." Of course, Dongfang Bai understood the meaning of his words, and when he turned around, he rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was going to do a big job.

"Lady, let's go." Li Cong took Yang Liu's hand and whispered. He wasn't interested in standing here and being watched like a monkey.

Yang Liu is not a person who likes to join in the fun, so he immediately nodded obediently and left with Li Cong and Li Xiuxiu.

But sometimes you don't want to get into trouble, it doesn't mean that trouble doesn't want to follow you.

When Yang Liu was holding a peach wood comb and was about to ask Xiuxiu what she thought, Dongfang Bai's face suddenly appeared in front of her, so shocked that Yang Liu almost smashed the comb on his face. In broad daylight, why does this person walk without making a sound at all, and, what about Xiuxiu?

Xiuxiu was squeezed seven or eight steps away from Yang Liu by Dongfang Bai, and she was angry at this time, noticing that Yang Liu was looking at her, Xiuxiu pursed her mouth and glared at Dongfang Bai dissatisfied.

Yang Liu will not have a good face, Li Cong inserted between the two, took Yang Liu's hand to declare sovereignty, squeezed Dongfang Bai back two or three steps, bluffed and said: "Why are you so shameless, always pestering other people's mother?!" ”

"The little lady is so beautiful, how can this black-faced man be worthy?" Dongfang Bai was stunned for a moment, then ignored Li Cong and opened the fan and shook it, and then said with regret: "This year, the cabbage has been arched by the pigs, and a flower has been inserted in the cow dung, but it's a pity." He shook his head as he spoke. In fact, he saw a lot of beauties, and he didn't think how beautiful Yang Liu was, at most he was delicate, but for some reason he always wanted to tease her when he saw her, and saw that she was angry and angry, well, like the Persian cat at home.

Li Cong's face turned dark, he was not stupid, this little white face said that he was not worthy of a lady. Although Li Cong didn't admit it in his mouth, it was indeed pleasing to the eye for the lady and the little white face to stand together just now. Thinking that the lady was still unwilling to have sex with her, Li Cong's heart was even more bottomless, and the lady was afraid that she didn't feel worthy of her. Thinking of this, the hand holding Yang Liu let go.

Yang Liu looked at his hand in surprise, and then looked at Li Cong, feeling disappointed in his heart, the goodwill that had been hard fought a few days ago disappeared in an instant. She is indeed not a beautiful woman, and there will not be a group of men who are fascinated by herself, but her own men must at least. Li Cong is not firm enough after all.

Xiuxiu, who didn't notice the change in the atmosphere between Yang Liu and the others, was attracted by Dongfang Bai's novel statement, and asked in a wink, "Why do flowers be inserted in cow dung?" Isn't that weird? ”

Yang Liu looked at Xiuxiu and replied seriously: "Flowers must be inserted in cow dung to bloom luxuriantly!." ”

Xiuxiu suddenly realized, and said with a smile: "I know, it's like watering more manure in the field and crops will grow well." ”

(Did I choose the wrong classification?,This one is not as good as the first one)