Chapter 189: Silly Uncle
Asakaru, who had finally escaped from the Shinrikyo territory, drove for several days in a row, and finally came to a small city, so he breathed a sigh of relief and planned to rest for two days before setting off.
With years of experience in watching martial arts novels and TV series, she is very sure that this should be a peerless martial arts internal method, but her science student's attainment in classical Chinese is too low, and she has only slightly understood the first few articles after studying it for many days......
The Spring Breeze and Rain Heart Sutra she practiced from Wen Renqing before was mainly to nourish internal breath, and it was not a domineering and strong internal strength method, and the body of this cold jade recipe was as cold as possible, and she felt trembling all over her body after practicing the previous paragraph, and her body was cold, but she couldn't hold on anymore.
One of the things that made her especially happy recently was that every night after falling asleep, she could dream of seeing Shumo when she rolled down the cliff that day, and it was much more real than the conversation with Yunli in her dream! Although the iceberg little dragon man always ignored her, but suddenly she was able to meet the person she thought about day and night, she still felt full of joy, and wished that she was asleep from morning till night - but whenever she expressed her motivation to stay longer, the little dragon man always unceremoniously slapped her and stunned her, and then opened her eyes and returned to the real world.
For example, now......
"Shumo, let me accompany you here more! We haven't seen each other in a long time, don't you miss me-"
Deadskin tugged at the dusty sleeve and dangled it, staring at this loved-hated fellow, really trying to find even the slightest flaw in his thousand-year-old ice cube face so that he could take advantage of it.
However, the white-clothed fairy-like man just looked away expressionlessly and didn't say a word, his whole body was shrouded in a glowing mist, and Chaolu was afraid that as soon as he let go, the other party would disappear again without saying a word.
Anyway, her intentions had already been expressed, and she didn't want to go around the bend, so she simply went out and hugged Shumo's arm, and the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and shouted: "Then what happened last time in Hanging Cloud Villa?" Why did you save me, you said, you said-" took a deep breath and mustered up his courage, "Do you like me in the slightest?!" ”
Who knew that she accidentally ripped off a large piece of Shumo's placket, and the entire neckline collapsed under the shoulders, revealing a delicate and straight collarbone and a well-textured chest......
"Suck ~ Suck ~ "
With a sluggish expression, he sucked back the nosebleed, and raised his head with a smirk, "Hehe, I can't see it when I'm usually wearing clothes, but you're actually in pretty good shape~"
"......" looked at the appearance of a certain woman with nosebleeds and saliva, the corners of Shu Mo's eyebrows twitched, and his expression stiffly pulled up his clothes and turned to leave.
Seeing that the little dragon man was sulking coldly again, Chao Lu hurriedly chased after him and continued to pull his sleeve, "I know, you must like me too, right?" It's just that I'm too shy to say it~" I was not afraid to die, and I rubbed my face against the cold silk fabric, and smiled very brightly, "Look, although the blue sea god is much gentler than you, I still love you steadfastly!" Are you impressed? Don't you feel impressed—"
Distraught by these shameless words, Shu Mo, who had been distracted for a long time, was unexpectedly impatient, "...... You can't stay here. ”
"Why?" Pulling him unrelentingly, Chaolu said that he would not let go again if he said anything this time.
"See for yourself!"
Before I could react, I felt a pain in my wrist, and I didn't know why this little dragon man suddenly became so angry, grabbed her arm and grabbed her sleeve.
Blankly, he looked down at his arm, and was instantly stunned - only to see that his skin had somehow turned into a translucent substance like glass!
"Why, how can this be......" She raised her arm in amazement and looked closer, it was really not a hallucination.
Shumo, who was dressed in white like snow, stood opposite her without shock, her eyes that were no longer as blue as jade were replaced by deep ink, her eyelashes twitched slightly, and her pupils reflected Chaolu's stunned face, "If you stay here, it won't be long before you lose consciousness, and you won't be able to wake up again." ”
This sentence is equivalent to a death sentence for her feelings, and she can't agree with it anyway - "No! I don't believe it, I finally found you, and I won't give up......"
Suddenly, a soft touch fell from the top of her head, and it turned out to be Shumo's palm on her forehead.
"Go back to the world over there, you don't belong here."
This sentence, which was said in a rare gentle tone, made her feel unbearable grief.
I wanted to say something, but I was interrupted by a sudden strong tiredness, and as soon as it was dark in front of my eyes, I fell directly into a warm embrace.
……
When he opened his eyes again, he unsurprisingly returned to the bed in the inn room.
I was stunned for a moment, then got up and hastily cleaned up my hair and clothes and went out.
It was almost noon, and the market was very bustling, but she was in no mood to go shopping, and walked in a trance, until she was awakened by the sound of quarrels near the tented stall at the intersection.
I saw that there was already a group of people watching the excitement over there, and a tall, bearded man was arguing with the stall owner who sold accessories.
"Hey, you're all here to judge! He broke my bracelet and wanted to pay his debts and leave, how could there be such a thing—" The vendor shouted indignantly with the broken jade bracelet in his hand.
And the big man who was surrounded by everyone was wearing a fox with a fox and a very exotic colored cloth on his head, which looked like he was from outside the Guan, and the strange thing was that this person was clearly born burly and strong but looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law, and shouted vigorously: "I passed by here, you let me see it yourself, I didn't think to buy ...... in the first place."
After watching for a while, Chaolu finally understood what was going on, this big man outside the gate estimated that he didn't know the customs here when he came back to the Central Plains for the first time, and he didn't know that this was a sales tactic, and he thought that the vendor took things to show him out of hospitality, and accidentally broke the jade bracelet between pushes.
Originally, she didn't want to care about this idle matter, after all, there were too many such things happening every day in this huge market, but the unfamiliar and restrained appearance of the alien man reminded her that she didn't understand anything when she first crossed into this world, and she was afraid of everything, and she felt a little sympathy in her heart, so she sighed and stepped forward.
"Boss, I bought this bracelet." She calmly intervened between the two men and separated them.
Seeing that Chaolu took out the silver, the jewelry vendor stopped pulling the big man to the yamen.
There was no excitement to see, the crowd of onlookers gradually dispersed, Chao Lu raised his eyebrows and turned to leave.
"Auntie, girl!"
Unexpectedly, before he took two steps, he was caught up by the big man just now and blocked his way, and Chao Lu raised his head to look at the other party in confusion.
The big man rubbed his palms a little crampedly, and said in a voice like a mosquito: "Thank you for helping me out of the siege just now......"
"Oh, I turned out to say this~ It's okay, it's okay, you just need to pay attention to it in the future!" shrugged indifferently, look at this uncle's height, he is about to catch up with Yao Ming, I can't imagine that he is so shy and restrained!
"I want to invite the girl to a meal and say thank you......" The big man in the turban looked away lightly, and continued to be at a loss.
Seeing that such a tall and mature man was as submissive as a little girl, Chaolu couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Okay, if you're so polite, then I'll be disrespectful!" "Don't eat for nothing, don't eat, this is the principle of Chaolu's life.
In this way, the two came to the restaurant on the street.
Seeing that this big man was embarrassed like that for a bracelet just now, and thought that he couldn't afford to eat anything good because he was too shy to eat in his pocket, Chaolu didn't expect this person to be unexpectedly bold, not only ordered a large table of dishes, but even ordered a few jars of wine that were not cheap.
Swallowing in disbelief, he asked puzzledly, "Since you are so rich, how could you be embarrassed by the stall owner just now?" ”
"It's different!" The big man smiled heartily and waved his hand, "Just now the stall owner broke the bracelet by not holding it steadily, I can't pay for a mistake I didn't make-"
...... "You don't want to pay for a mistake you haven't made, so you're embarrassed to let someone else pay for you?!"
It's just that in addition to this bit of speechlessness, Chaolu still likes this uncle's hearty personality.
"By the way, you still don't know the girl's name?" The big man scratched the back of his head in embarrassment.
"My name is ...... Uh, you can call me Little Dragon Girl! "Don't blame her for being narcissistic, I've been so angry enough recently because of Xiaolongnan's affairs, so I'll say such a name by the way, anyway, it's the friendship of Pingshui, and I don't need to take it seriously after a meal~ Besides, she is now a thorn in the side of the Shinrikyo Sect, and she can't be caught back with three or two hits when she finally escaped......
"Little Dragon Girl?" Obviously, he had never heard of such a strange name, and Dahan couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, but then reacted and smirked a few times, "Hmm, good name!" ”
Good for your sister......
The corners of Chaolu's mouth twitched, isn't this compliment just a brain? Xiaolongnu doesn't even have a surname, it's obvious that it's just to fool people~ You Ya took a sip of the wine glass, and squinted at the other party, "What about you, what's your name?" ”
"Me?"
Dahan blinked, his expression was very honest and pure, "My name is Dorozha, if you find it difficult to remember, then call me Duoduo also-"
Dorozha ......
Well, how do you seem to have heard it somewhere?
"it!" With a flash of inspiration in his mind, he dropped his wine glass on the table with a shake of his hand.
Isn't it just a cheat father, Dorozha, isn't that one of the four protectors of the Shinrikyo Sect?!