Chapter 266: Shark (Me)
Just as a whale is not a fish, a human-faced fish is not a human being used to cook soup and barbecue...... Looking at its face-like head and thick calves, moving and rolling on the ground, there are probably only a few people in Nanyue who can still have an appetite.
Of course, Li Qingge also inherited the traditional Chinese thinking, seeing an unknown creature, first think about whether this thing can be eaten.
Zhao An didn't plan to eat this human-faced fish, he carefully observed it for a while, made sure that the characteristics of the human-faced fish were completely consistent, and then stretched out his finger and knocked on the mouth of the human-faced fish.
As if he had come to life all of a sudden, the human-faced fish opened its mouth, revealing two rows of sharp teeth, and bit towards Zhao An's fingers, threatening to bite down and chew it a few times before swallowing it.
"It's not dead!" Seeing this terrifying creature that had never been seen before, Li Qingge still had some palpitations, but fortunately Zhao An was not bitten by it.
"It's not meant to be eaten...... It is a very valuable medicinal material, which is the biggest harvest of our industry. Zhao An didn't hesitate, and smashed it to the ground with the tail of the human-faced fish, smashing it out again.
"What herbs, what effects?" Li Qingge pushed Zhao An, asked him to stay away from him, and then put on his pants, while wondering that he didn't drive Zhao An away, he turned his back to him and put on his pants, but Li Qingge was even more curious that this human face fish was actually a medicinal material, that is to say, it had something to do with Zhao An's mysterious pharmaceutical work, and Li Qingge had always been very curious about those things.
"In ancient books, the merman is a kind of lewd creature, in addition to hunting food, all the time to intermate. It is also the prototype of Hebo, who was sacrificed to Hebo in ancient times, and often threw young women into the river to meet the needs of the mermaids......" Zhao An introduced relevant knowledge to Li Qingge.
"Is it true? But this thing ......" Li Qingge secretly glanced at the fainted human-faced fish, although its face did look like a human face, but I didn't see it with a small cock similar to Zhao An hanging under its belly.
How can you do that kind of thing without that thing? Li Qingge has no practical experience in this kind of thing, but he still has a lot of theoretical knowledge.
"Legends, half-truths. I think that kind of thing, it is very likely that a very good tide maker with excellent water nature, and he can't find a wife, so he pretends to be a ghost in the water, and becomes a river uncle, and when someone throws a girl into the water, he saves the girl, and then gets it to be his wife...... "Zhao An calmly analyzed.
"." Li Qingge didn't believe it.
"Sharks and the like are probably legends. However, this human-faced fish can indeed be said to be lustful by nature...... Just like snakes, girls often dream of snakes as an insinuation of spring dreams. The lewdness of the human-faced fish is stronger than that of the snake, and this thing can be self-bred. Zhao An kicked the fish and turned its belly over.
"Self-bringing?" Li Qingge repeated suspiciously, not understanding what he meant.
"To put it mildly, it's to mate with yourself." Zhao An pointed to the bottom of the belly of the human-faced fish, "Have you seen it, it inserted its male genitalia into its own female genitalia, and basically kept inserting it all the time." ”
"Indecent!" Li Qingge took a sip, but still looked at it with wide eyes and curiosity, and sure enough...... What a magical creature, there is such a thing, nature is really magical, after a little observation, that thing is really small, but its female symbol is too similar to the girl's appearance, I can't help but make Li Qingge's face red, and he kicked Zhao An, "Turn it over, don't stare at it!" ”
Of course, Zhao An is not so curious, and he will also think about these things, but he is willing to add knowledge to Li Qingge: "In ancient times, there were some dignitaries and nobles who captured the records of mermaid intercourse, in fact, they just sealed the mouth of the human-faced fish, and then used its reproductive organs. ”
Li Qingge was stunned, this was completely beyond her imagination, and instinctively said, "How is it possible? ”
"Nothing is impossible, never underestimate the lower limit of humanity. This kind of thing can even be said to be an elegant and interesting plaything, at that time, the scholar doctor raised such a merman, gave it to friends, and gave it to a woman who lived alone was also a very considerate expression......" Zhao An smiled slightly, "Of course, it is not very common, after all, this kind of thing itself is rare." ”
"The ancients were so lascivious." Li Qingge was indignant, remembering that it was indeed the ancient Spring Palace picture books, and there were countless erotic novels.
"After all, the economy, science and technology, and culture in ancient times were relatively backward, and human entertainment activities were very limited, and it was instinctive to use their own physiological organs to obtain pleasure, so their brains developed in this direction when they were idle. In ancient times, the art of the house was far more widespread than that of modern times, and there were some secret sects that specialized in this way, and they believed that all things in heaven and earth could be combined, and under the guidance of such a theory, chickens, ducks, sheep, cows, horses, monkeys and the like ......"
"Don't talk about it, I'm disgusting." Li Qingge frowned, feeling that he would never have an elegant and noble impression of the ancients again.
Li Qingge turned his mind and became suspicious: "How do you know so much, isn't it perverted that will pay attention to such perverted content?" ”
"Paying attention doesn't mean practicing it myself, I just know they will do it, not that I'm interested in it." Zhao An lifted the human-faced fish and said, "Didn't I tell you, we will cultivate the Yin and Yang Fu of Heaven and Earth in the future, and this exercise mentions some deeds of the ancients, so I know." ”
"Dream! I don't want to cultivate that kind of with you! Li Qingge gritted his teeth and refused, and followed Zhao An out of the water curtain cave, Zhao An actually thought about this ...... If he becomes his girlfriend, he must practice this with her, so Li Qingge justifiably has one more reason why he should not be Zhao An's girlfriend.
Zhao An and Li Qingge walked out of the water curtain cave together, caught fish, and harvested human face fish, and had enough fun, so they were ready to go up.
"You haven't said it has any medicinal properties!" Li Qingge is the kind of person whose curiosity must be satisfied, otherwise he will keep scratching and tickling.
"Guess."
How can this be guessed? However, according to what Zhao An said just now, Li Qingge thought about it in a bad way, wrinkled his nose, and whispered: "Is that the aspect?" ”
"Where?" Zhao An laughed teasingly.
"That aspect!" Li Qingge stomped his feet and glared at him.
Zhao An also likes Li Qingge's stomping and staring at people, sure enough, no matter how fierce and respectful the girl is, there will always be a time when her girl's temperament blooms to the fullest.
She is really a girl who can stomp her feet, be coquettish, and be angry.
"Yes." Zhao An nodded, "It has a good effect on nourishing yin and benefiting the kidneys, especially suitable for men and women...... I'm going to make it into a pill, and you're going to have to take it, and your mom can take it, but I don't want to give it to your dad, I don't like your dad very much. ”
"He doesn't need it." Li Qingge said indifferently, she now understands a lot of things...... Although Zhao An is very lascivious and often does things to her, it also shows that Zhao An likes her, if Zhao An is just simply lustful and wants to have a relationship with a girl, like Zhang Hui, he doesn't hook his fingers and send it to the door? It's normal for Zhao An to have such coveting for himself, but what about his father? He has such a beautiful wife, but he has never seen them in the same room, since they have not had the same room, what else can they make up?
"You also think about my mother for this kind of thing!" Li Qingge said angrily again, encountering good things...... Although this is not a good thing, Zhao An should only think about her, and then share it with others under her reminder!
"Filial piety...... Zhao An explained, after all, she is a prospective mother-in-law, a mother who pleases her future girlfriend, and pursues her daughter, which is twice the result with half the effort.
"Humph! But I don't eat this kind of thing, I don't eat it, I'm in good health, you are a big pervert, people who want to find dozens of girlfriends, they need to eat this kind of thing. "Li Qingge felt wrong when he saw the human-faced fish, and he wouldn't eat the pills made with it...... Although the pills made by Zhao An did indeed make Li Qingge appreciate many benefits.
"Looking for dozens of girlfriends...... It's hard for me to even get a girlfriend like you, I have to find dozens of them, how can I be so powerful. Zhao An shook his head and sighed.
"Of course, you can't handle me." Li Qingge was proud.
"I've hugged you, I've touched you, and your body has seen it, so in terms of our relationship, if you want to be my girlfriend, wouldn't it be more of a loss?" Zhao An took a big advantage and said.
Li Qingge was stunned for a moment, listening to Zhao An say this, it seems that many things between himself and him really belong to the intimate category of boyfriend and girlfriend relationship...... But so what? Li Qingge refuses to admit it, he refuses to admit it, anyway, he is so stubborn. What's more, Li Qingge originally felt that even if he had a boyfriend, he would just give the other party such a title, and even if he occasionally held hands, other intimate behaviors were just dreams.
So no matter what intimate contact Zhao An had with him, it was not enough to prove that the two people were boyfriend and girlfriend, and what could explain the relationship between the two people was only if Li Qingge admitted it himself, otherwise it didn't count.
"What is this? I also...... I also...... Why do you do this to me, and I will suffer? I'm not a loss to you? Li Qingge is unwilling to put himself on the inherently weak side of girls in social consciousness, Zhao An has hugged himself, he has hugged Zhao An, Zhao An has touched his body, and he has also grabbed his thing, everyone is even, anyway, he didn't suffer.
Regarding Li Qingge's remarks, Zhao An felt that it was better to make it more convenient for him to take advantage of her, so he resolutely supported it and nodded heavily.
Seeing him nodding, Li Qingge was depressed, did he comfort himself or forgive him by thinking so?