Chapter 50: Grandpa's Seating Order
"Qiusheng," Qiuran shouted in the kitchen, "you go buy wine, go and come back quickly." ”
Zhang Qiusheng said yes and ran out. met Lin Ling at the door of the unit, she also bought wine for her father, but she bought it and came back. When Lin Ling saw Qiusheng, she asked, "Hey, are you home?" Where did you go when you were at the Huang Gong Ancestral Hall? And why do you and Sister Ran Ran know how to drive? What are you going to do now? "There was a barrage of questions.
Zhang Qiusheng replied: "I will go home after a while at the Huanggong Ancestral Hall, and I can't find you, but I met an acquaintance." The car was one of those acquaintances. My sister and I don't know how to drive, so the master sits next to us and lets us play blindly. It's not difficult to drive, and if you have the opportunity to get a car in the future, you can go up and fiddle with it a few times. I'm going to buy alcohol now, and someone from home is coming. He replied in one breath.
Lin Ling was very satisfied with this answer. Let's just say, what's so hard about driving? The two elder brothers of the Song family also said that it is not difficult to drive. They said they would buy a car next time they came. Well, it's going to be open and playing. Lin Ling opened her mouth to say something and found that Qiusheng had run away, and shouted angrily at his background: "You run slower!" ”
I don't know if Qiusheng heard it, and Lin Ling couldn't do anything about it, on the contrary, she liked Qiusheng to be frizzy like this. What's so good about a boy being quiet all day long like a big girl? But what acquaintances did he meet? I know all his acquaintances.
Zhang Qiusheng first went to the local grocery store to buy two small clay jars, and borrowed the water faucet in the store to wash them. Then I went to the hotel and bought 20 catties of grain and liquor, and a jar of 10 catties. Holding out of the store, he put the wine jar into his gloves in a no-man's land. I bought another five bottles of Wuliangye, which I was going to drink today.
When I got home, I put Wuliangye on the table and pointed at it with my right hand. As soon as Grandpa's eyes lit up, he noticed that two wine jars appeared on the ground. I thought to myself, Qiu'er, this kid, is smart. That's what I learned, yes, yes.
After eating, Hang said to her grandparents: "Now we are a family, we have to take our children to learn something, and we must come back before school starts." Also, don't panic if you see something later. ”
Hang Wu pulled Qiu Ran, Gu Juezhai pulled Qiu Sheng, Fei Jing pulled Zhang Daohan, and said together: "Goodbye!" Suddenly, there was no one, and I felt a fresh breeze coming out of the window.
Grandparents looked at each other, obediently! These two children really met the gods. There is no need to mention that the old couple is happy for the child.
Six people flew in the air in pairs of three. Qiu Ran had never been on a plane before, and he had never had the experience of looking down from a high altitude. Below are the lights of thousands of homes in Qilin City, which are out of the city in the blink of an eye. Below is the dark earth, and above is a clear starry sky. Hang Yu waved her hand in front of Qiu Ran, and she didn't know what was blocking the cold wind in the sky.
There seems to be something gently supporting you under your feet, is it a cloud? Am I flying in the clouds? When I was a child, I had many dreams, and the most beautiful of them was to be able to fly happily in the sky like a bird. I'm flying now, but am I dreaming?
Zhang Qiusheng doesn't care, in his previous life, he took countless planes and even practiced parachuting in the dark. But this is not the same as flying in an airplane, which is not to fly out of thin air. It's a hot summer night below, but it's very cold at the top. Gu Juezhai was not as careful as Hang's sister-in-law, and his fast flight pierced the cold air, and the wind whistled sharply in his ears. Zhang Qiusheng hurriedly ran the internal strength method to resist the bone-chilling cold.
Zhang Daohan asked Fei Jing: "Hey, I said Lao Fei, don't you have a big round plate?" ”
"What big round plate?" Fei Jing didn't understand what Zhang Daohan said.
"It's the round, copper, not copper, not iron, not iron, with some messy things painted on it."
"Oh, you're talking about the Void Mirror?" Fei Jing was dissatisfied with Zhang Daohan's words: "Did you talk like this, did you want to spoil my magic weapon?" ”
"No, no," Zhang Daohan hurriedly denied that he was deliberately ruining other people's laws: "You let it out, I'm a little afraid that I can't go to the world and the ground." ”
Fei Jing listened to Zhang Daohan's words, and was surprised for a while: "These few of us count you as the highest cultivator, and besides, are you someone who has never flown before?" You're talking nonsense. Zhang Daohan said: "Isn't it true that I have no cultivation at all? Now it's just an ordinary person, of course I'm afraid. Besides, what if you drink too much tea and get a little dizzy and don't pay attention to me and get me down? ”
Fei Jing was also bored and quarreled with Zhang Daohan: "It's always been that you drink too much wine and get dizzy, where did you hear that you drank too much tea and got dizzy?" Why are you like a, not as good as two children? Zhang Daohan sat down cross-legged and said to Feijing: "The child has never flown like this, and I don't know how good you fly." I see that you are flying crookedly and swaying, a little unreliable, and it is inevitable that you will be afraid. ”
Fei Jing was angry with Zhang Daohan's nonsense. As soon as he waved his hand, Zhang Daohan immediately plummeted, was lifted up with another wave, and then fell again with a wave of his hand, up and down and so on.
When the people in the back arrived, they were very happy to see that Fei Jing was busy, and everyone didn't talk and laugh and watch the excitement. Fei Jing saw that everyone didn't speak, and he felt a little bored. said to the Qiuran sisters and brothers: "Grandpa is making soy sauce, it's fun, right?" As he spoke, he brought Zhang Daohan up and stopped playing. Zhang Daohan was originally sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed, but when he saw that Feijing was no longer playing, he opened his eyes and said: "You Feijing Grandpa, when you first entered the master's door, you were a fireworker Taoist, and you have to draw a thousand buckets of water from the well every day. Since then, I have left a problem, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't fetch water for a while. ”
Fei Jing didn't tell whether he was a fire worker Taoist or not, but loudly objected to Zhang Daohan calling him "Grandpa Feijing" in front of the children, "What is Grandpa Feijing, you deliberately let the children have a relationship with me, right?" You like children to call you Daohan Grandpa, I don't care, my grandfather is pure. ”
Zhang Daohan got up and said, "But this problem is not easy to handle, can't the child call grandpa and the three of us agree, right?" That's not confusing the child. They stood outside the clouds to discuss such a mentally handicapped issue, which shows that the masters are not all tall, and sometimes they are not as good as the women who sell vegetables in the vegetable market or the old aunts of the neighborhood committees.
Hang Wu said at this time: "You guys rank up the size, and in the future, you will be called the eldest grandfather, the second grandfather, and the third grandfather according to their age." "Hang Wu has nothing to worry about on this issue, she is a grandmother and no one argues with her.
That's the only way for the old man. Zhang Daohan said: "I am the oldest here, so I am the grandfather. ”
Fei Jing and Gu Juezhai were not convinced, and said together: "Why are you the biggest?" You're only 300 years old, and we're both over 600 years old. Zhang Daohan opened his eyes wide and said, "What? I'm only 300 years old? I'm over 2,500 years old, and you're only a fraction of what I do? ”
Fei Jing and Gu Juezhai said, you are not reincarnated, you can only compare to this life. We've also passed away, but we can't remember it. We are now comparing age, not memory. Whoever has a good memory is the boss? There is no such reason in the world, right?
What he said did make sense, and Zhang Daohan was speechless, so he had to say: "Okay, you are right." So which of you is the boss? "This is called the eastward movement of the troubled waters and provokes a civil war. Fei Jing and Gu Juezhai knew that Zhang Daohan was provoking a fight between the snipe and the clam , and then he came to the fisherman to make a profit. But there is no way to fight or fight, who is the boss is an important question.
Fei Jing said: "I am the boss, I am 699 years old, 364 years old, and 3 minutes old. He preemptively said that he wanted to say it to death, so that Gu Juezhai had nothing to say. Gu Juezhai laughed and said, "Then I am older than you, I am six hundred and ninety-nine years old, three hundred and sixty-four years old, and four o'clock in the morning." "He only has to mess around now, who let him not grab the right to speak first?
Fei looked at Gu Juezhai contemptuously and said: "There are only three quarters at a time, and the hour you reported has passed, and the next day should be counted, then you will be seven hundred years old." But you just said that you are over 600 years old, and you are not allowed to rely on what you say. Gu Juezhai said unreasonably: "What kind of liar? The fourth quarter is the moment at the end of the hour and the beginning of the hour. It's like zero and twenty-four now. I am whole, you are zero. So I'm big. ”
Fei Jing can't do anything about Gu Juezhai's nonsense, because it's all nonsense, and no one can come up with evidence. They are all people who came from ancient times, and there was no birth certificate system in ancient times. In ancient times, there was also household registration management, but it was an extensive management, which was convenient for paying taxes according to the number of people. and tying the people to death in the land, so that they may not run away. I have never had any identity documents, and I have to lead the way when I go out, which is equivalent to a letter of introduction and other notes.
Fei Jing couldn't fight for Gu Juezhai, so he had to transfer the contradiction, he said to Qiu Ran: "Ran'er, you judge reasonably, and the grandfathers listen to you." He knew that Qiu Sheng had nothing to say in front of his sister, so he simply asked Qiu Ran.
Zhang Daohan and Gu Juezhai hurriedly responded: "Yes, yes, we can't fight for a Mingtang, so let's just let the granddaughter decide." "We used to be friends, it didn't matter how big or small. Now that I have grandchildren, we are a family, and there must be a big and small difference.
"Me? How can I decide? Qiu Ran has no confidence in front of these grandfathers, she only thinks it's funny to see them so noisy, she really doesn't have the courage to decide something. The three old men said in unison: "Yes, you can do whatever you say." The three of them know that if they talk about it on their own, even if they talk about the sun coming out of the mountain, they can't fight for a bright hall, so it's better to let their granddaughter decide, who will let them have only one granddaughter? Of course, the extreme spoiling of Qiu Ran is also a reason.
"Then I'll say it," Qiu Ran saw that several grandfathers made their statements clear, and he became bolder: "I think so, you are better than the ID card, whoever is older on the ID card is the boss, and so on." I know that the age on your ID card is made up casually, but since you made it up casually at that time, you have to bear the responsibility of casual now. "Several grandfathers even have work permits, and they must also have ID cards, although it is certain that they were all obtained through connections.
Haha, yes, yes. Several old men agreed with Qiu Ran's plan. Especially if you blindly reported your age at the beginning, you will have to bear the consequences of blind reporting now. Well, our granddaughter is just smart.
The three old men waved their ID cards in their hands, and Gu Juezhai was sixty-eight years old this year; Zhang Daohan is 67 years old this year; Fei Jing is only sixty-five years old and the youngest.
Although Fei Jing was not convinced, there was no way. As it was said in advance, there is no denying the nails on the bluestone slab. Gu Juezhai laughed: "I didn't expect my old Gu to be the boss, ah, hahahahahaha-".
Before the laughter fell, Qiu Ran said: "Grandpa, the month and date of birth on your ID card are wrong, why is it February 31?" ”
Well, what's going on? Fei Jing snatched Gu Juezhai's ID card and looked at it, and immediately laughed, happier than Gu Juezhai just now: "Old Gu, your ID card is fake." Hahaha, fake IDs can't be counted. Qiu Ran, Qiu Sheng, you will call him Grandpa Gu in the future. Fake ones can't participate in the rankings. Gu Juezhai was anxious: "How can it be fake, how can it be fake?" Sling the bull! I snatched my ID card and looked at it, and I was also stunned.
Fei Jing grinned and said, "Whether I am a regular yamen or a parallel yamen, do you say that there are thirty-one days in February?" Hahaha, Qiu Ran said that you can rank with your ID card, and a fake ID card is equal to no ID card, so you are not eligible to participate in the ranking. Hahaha. ”
Gu Juezhai was so angry that he stomped his feet, and said in a series of words: "How can this be reasonable, how can it be reasonable, bastards, they all eat dry rice for nothing, and such a simple thing is wrong." Alas, Lao Fei, this is the fault of the issuing authority, what does it have to do with me? ”
Fei Jing was unforgiving, and continued to giggle: "The issuing authority is right, the issuing authority is wrong, how can the dignified national yamen be wrong?" It has something to do with you, it's too related, you are not a certificate issued by a state organ at all, so it is a false certificate. Hee-hee, hee-hee. ”
Gu Juezhai was choked by the non-static breath, and there was nothing he could do. His ID card was obtained for him by someone else, and he didn't even look at it when he gave it to him, and he never used it. I was only discovered by the careful Qiu Ran today, and I went back to find the police station that issued the certificate to settle the account. "Okay, if you're ruthless, I'll be the third line." Gu Juezhai retreated to the next best.
This cloudless controversy is over. There was a dispute over where to go.
The Qiu Ran sisters and brothers had never seen the solemn side of these masters in the cultivation realm, let alone the scene where the cultivators dared not come out when they saw any of them. I thought that these grandfathers were like this, and the cultivation world was also happy and lively. They were also funny, these grandparents didn't even know where to go, so they hurriedly flew like they were rushing to grab some treasure.
Zhang Daohan said to go to him, and Fei Jing said to go to him. In short, every man said that he would go to his own place. After arguing for a long time, the Qiu Ran sisters and brothers understood a little, Zhang Daohan and Hang's cave mansion were all under water because of the construction of the reservoir, and Fei Jing and Gu Juezhai were too lazy to drill into the water. However, Zhang Daohan has never confiscated his apprentices and has no sect, so his cave mansion is very quiet.
Hang Wu took in two apprentices, but they haven't been in contact for a long time. She got angry when she saw the appearance of the two apprentices, and did not allow the apprentices to go to her cave, so her cave was also very quiet. But her cave was far away, and the others were too lazy to go underwater or run far.
Fei Jing and Gu Juezhai's cave fell on the land. But Fei Jing has a sect, although he lost the head of the sect to his apprentices hundreds of years ago, and the apprentices lost it to his apprentices, but after all, there are a lot of disciples and grandchildren. Hang Wu is her own apprentice and she is too lazy to meet, how can she run to meet other people's apprentices? Not to mention Zhang Daohan, he is a person who doesn't even bother to accept apprentices. The non-Jing family directly vetoed it.
Gu Juezhai Cave Mansion is in the capital, and he accepted three apprentices in his early years, but they all died. The two of them died with a group of Western monks when they were fighting the Fa, which made Gu Juezhai very proud. One was burned to death without even passing the Jindan period, Gu Juezhai can't be blamed for this. This apprentice was somehow entangled by a prostitute in the Qinglou before the catastrophe, and hid it from his master Gu Juezhai, but the love robbery did not pass. This made Gu Juezhai very embarrassed, cultivating to such a high generation of grandmasters, the closed disciples didn't even have the Jindan Tribulation. This made Gu Juezhai dare not see people for a long time. Since then, he has no longer accepted apprentices, and he has never even returned to the capital, and he doesn't know what happened to the cave where it was lost. This made the other three people shake their heads and resolutely refuse.
In the end, it is most appropriate to go to Zhang Daohan, and drill into the water. So everyone flew to Zhang Daohan's Cave Mansion.
Zhang Daohan's cave is really not far away, it is more than 300 kilometers away from Qilin City, a place called Baoyin Mountain. This mountain is not famous at all, there is a reservoir in the mountain, and the cave house is under the reservoir.
Zhang Daohan is now double-sealed by himself, and he has no mana at all. Fortunately, he made a few jade pendants early, and the magic method to open the cave mansion was in the jade pendant. Qiusheng's gloves have the function of avoiding water and fire, so after entering the water, they automatically separate a waterway for him to pass. Qiu Ran still took her with her, and when she saw the water parting in front of her, Qiu Ran felt very novel.
In Qiu Ran Qiusheng's view, it is a very ordinary underwater mountain wall, Zhang Daohan pressed a jade pendant on the mountain wall, and the mountain wall automatically opened a door of about one meter and a half, and the strange thing is that the water does not rush into the door but stops quietly at the door. There is a long corridor into the door, which is very clean without any water stains, and the air is also very refreshing.
There was another door at the end of the road, and Zhang Daohan still pressed the jade pendant on the door, and it opened automatically. Inside is a hall of about 100 square meters, in which there are stone beds, stone tables and stone benches. Qiusheng Qiuran thought that this was the cave house, and he was already very shocked in his heart, there was such a good place under the water. But they soon realized that they were wrong.
Zhang Daohan pressed again on the ground not far from the door, and a hole immediately opened in the ground, and there were stairs below. Going down the stairs, I walked about 200 steps, and it was another road. After walking through the Yongdao Road, there was another door, and after Zhang Daohan opened the door, it surprised Qiusheng Qiuran inside.
Inside is a hall of more than 300 square meters. The hall has a teak floor, and there are many calligraphy and paintings on the walls. The ceiling of the hall is decorated with luxurious crystal chandeliers, and the four walls are also decorated with various illuminations. Zhang Daohan turned on all the lights, and immediately it was full of gold. The Qiusheng sisters and brothers don't understand, where does this electricity come from?
There are more than a dozen small doors around, and I don't know what else is going on inside the small doors.