Worried about the power efficiency of the magic guide ark at the limit of one hundred and twenty when the local people saw a silver meteor crossing the sky in the moonlight, the technicians in the sky were worried about the magic furnace that could explode at any time, but no one dared to say anything to dissuade the black demon. Luckily, however, there were no signs of monsters on the way to Iceland, and the Valkyrie seemed to have finished their patrol and returned to Valhalla's Heavenly Palace early to rest.

Looking down from the sky, Iceland at night is far more lively than Yihao imagined, and although it loses the convenience of electric lighting, the ubiquity of torches and oil lamps shows that it is not inferior to the prosperity of ancient Northern Europe. After a hard day's work, people gathered in the tavern to drink and talk loudly, and the bewitching dancers on the stage danced seductively, and the men in the audience responded enthusiastically and excitedly. If you just look at the scene in front of you, you can't imagine the current state of the world shrouded in chaos of destruction......

It seems that the revival of ancient Northern Europe evokes the leakage of Yihao's past, and since the monsters have not come out to make trouble, then there is no reason for him to rush back to the Valhalla Heavenly Palace. In order not to alarm the people in pleasure, Yihao ordered the magic guide ark to quietly anchor in the harbor, and then disembarked with the evil spear and went to the most bright place in the town alone.

"Well, that's good, it's worth the risk......"

Brünnhilde was quite disgusted by this kind of thing, and Siegfried did not suffer less because of this, but compared to the lessons of the past, it was the man's ** who prevailed. Yihao swaggered down the hustle and bustle of the Happy Street. I picked a hotel that seemed to be quite large and ready to commit the crime.

"It's just a pretty lively ......."

The moment he pushed the door into the hotel, the loud noise and the hot wind mixed with the smell of sweat and alcohol rushed to his face, and Siegfried's memory seemed to be pulled directly out of his mind, making Yihao involuntarily enter the mode of action of the dragon slaying hero.

“…… Huhu is right. That's the atmosphere! Wine and fights are indispensable spices in a man's life, so it's okay to indulge a little here...... Is that a drink before a fight or a fight before a fight......"

Be infected by the atmosphere of the hotel. Yihao began to worry about the problem that made others listen to it with a panicked face. If it was the supreme violence possessed by the disciples of the Iron Gate, even if it didn't rely on any spiritual power, it would be enough to set off a storm that swept through this happy street, right? However, I don't know if it was luck or misfortune, but before Yihao decided on the order of action, an arrogant figure somewhere in the hotel attracted his attention first.

It was a burly, middle-aged man, with a wet head that seemed to have just been plucked out of a wine barrel and a jagged beard dregs on his chin. At first glance, it seems to be a sloppy drunk, but if you look closely, you will see that the upper body of the middle-aged man** is covered with fierce muscles, and together with the terrible scars that can be seen everywhere on his body, they constitute a "danger" signal that constantly radiates outward. Probably feeling the potential danger of the middle-aged man, even if he unscrupulously waved the wine bottle, he grandly monopolized several of the most beautiful dancers in the hotel. Nor did any man dare to speak out in protest.

"Hey, hey, won't you......" Yihao looked at the arrogant middle-aged man blankly, with a complicated expression on his face that seemed to be mixed with surprise and disappointment. After hesitating for a moment, he let out a long sigh as if deflated, and walked in the direction of the middle-aged man.

"Wha! This little wine is nothing! I think when I was competing with the King of Giants, I drank half of the sea in one go! If you want to get Lao Tzu drunk, first move all the wine in the store! ”

The dancers who accompanied the wine responded politely to the middle-aged man's bold words, but if they knew that the lascivious middle-aged man who was holding them up and down was actually the reincarnation of Thor, the god of thunder in Norse mythology. Perhaps he would no longer be dismissed as drunken gibberish. After all, in Norse mythology, the match between Thor and the giant Utgard is quite famous, but the result of the match is far from what someone boasted......

“…… Please, that's when you were calculated to drink it with a barrel connected to the sea, and it turned out that you didn't lose to Utgard four times, so what's there to be proud of? ”

"Poof!" The sudden accusation made Tie Wudao squirt out the wine on the spot, and he turned to the direction where the voice came from with a fierce expression, but he was stunned for a moment when he witnessed the speaker.

"Yi...... Yihao? How did you end up here? ”

"That's the question I want to ask, right? Bastard uncle! Yihao sat down indignantly opposite Tie Wudao, snatched the wine bottle on the table, and grabbed a mouthful, glaring at Tie Wudao indignantly. Aren't you busy destroying the world with Silver Kamen? Do you have time to fool around in Iceland? Or ......" At this point, Yihao's eyes suddenly sharpened. "The purpose of this time is to disrupt the tranquility of Iceland? If that's the case, I can't pretend that I didn't see it......."

"The little kid who hasn't even grown his hair still wants to threaten Lao Tzu?" Tie Wudao tilted his head nonchalantly, not taking Yihao in his eyes at all.

"Ah, yes...... I've got Chi You here. Yihao nodded wordlessly, and then reached out and traced a dark red summoning magic array in the air.

"Stink...... Stinky boy! Don't you dare! Tie Wudao jumped up on the spot, and was chased by the Jiuli Fierce God, and the fear of killing half the world overwhelmed the heroic courage inherited in his previous life, just when he turned around in a panic and wanted to escape

Now that Yihao has dispersed the magic array.

"How? Now you can talk to your uncle, right? "Yihao just scared Tie Wudao, and didn't really mean to summon Chiyou. The fierce god who could make the Norse god of thunder so terrified was actually just as difficult for him to control, and if he summoned her out casually, the whole of Iceland would be implicated.

"You...... You've learned badly! Stinky boy, I regret marrying my daughter to you now! Tie Wudao sat down again with a fierce face, but immediately put on a high-pressure posture of Mount Tai.

“…… I doubt that Sister Tielan will recognize you, an old man who hasn't been home for more than ten years. Yihao fought back with ease.

"Hmm......" seemed to be poked at the point, and Tie Wudao was suddenly suffocated when he heard this, and poured a glass of wine with a sullen face. Then he reluctantly changed the subject. "This ...... Leave this aside, stinking boy, where did you find out about that? ”

"That thing? Ah, do you mean you made a bet with Utgard and lost to him four times? Yihao's words seemed to turn into an invisible spear and pierced into the heart of the bad middle-aged. This is a well-known story in Norse mythology. Although I heard Sluder say it later......"

This is the story of Thor during his expedition to Utgard, the Frost Giant's territory, when Siegfried had accompanied Brunhilde to the Valhalla Heavenly Palace, and although he was not personally involved in the expedition, he later heard from Sluder that her father was deflated......

In the castle of the Frost Giants. Utgard, the king of the giants, comes out to meet Thor and proposes him the skills to compete. In the first game of the game, Thor said that he was hungry and would like to eat first, so the King of Giants ordered a long plate of meat for Thor and his castle cook, Rogie, to eat from one end each. Thor ate quickly, and immediately ate to the center of the plate. But the opponent's cook, Luo Ji, had already swallowed the meat, bones, and plates, and the result was self-evident. In the second Toljian race, his opponent was a kid named Shuki, and although Thor ran fast, he ended up humiliatingly failing. In the third scene, Tornay said he was thirsty. Borrow the largest wine corner in the castle to drink, so Utgard brought in a large wine corner and filled it with water. Although Thor drank three sips with all his might, the water in the bucket was almost full. In the final game, Thor offered to test his best strength, so Utgard asked him to lift a gray cat, only to be able to lift one of the cat's feet off the ground despite Thor's best efforts. In order to save the face of the gods, Thor also wrestled with Ellie, the old nurse of Utgard. As a result, she couldn't shake the old woman in the slightest, but she was pressed to one knee by the other party.

As a result, Thor, who had experienced a miserable four-game losing streak, left the castle of the King of Giants in disgrace, and the kind Utgard revealed the truth of the matter when he said goodbye.

It turned out that Roji, the cook who ate meat in the first game with Thor, burned a qiē "wildfire", and the long plate made of wood was naturally burned by the fire; In the second scene, Thor's drinking horn was directly connected to the sea, and Thor's booze caused the sea level to drop slightly; In the third race, the foundation of the race against Thor was "thinking", and there could be no more thing in the world that was faster than "thinking", so it was not unjust to lose; In the last scene, the cat was not a cat, but a giant serpent that surrounded the earth, and the divine power of Yumeng Gangde Thor almost dragged it out of the sea, and as for the old nurse Ellie who wrestled with him, it was "time", time was irresistible to anyone, and Thor just got down on one knee, which was already quite remarkable.

In the end, the King of Giants expressed his sincere admiration for Thor's bravery, so although the result was teased by Utgard, Tie Wudao still had a feeling of "glory despite defeat" in retrospect. It's a pity that Yihao's evaluation has severely dampened his self-esteem.

"As a result, the so-called 'simple-minded and four-limbed' refers to people like uncles, right?"

"Bastard thing! That's a past life! Things from a past life! It has nothing to do with me now! Annoyed and angry, Tie Wudao slapped the table and said something similar to Yihao's claims a few days ago. Damn it! It's really a big girl! Lan'er, Slud, and why are they all ...... to such a thin boy?"

"Uncle, do you know that there is a saying in this world called 'self-reflection'......" Yihao looked at the bad middle-aged man in front of him with sad eyes.

"Less verbose! Are you trying to say that I'm not a father? ”

"No, no, it's something that can be changed the day after tomorrow, but uncle, you ...... I don't have the talent to be a father at all! Yihao further denied Tie Wudao's personality traits.

"What...... What words! The eldest husband should act informally, and mother-in-law things like taking care of children are not a man's responsibility......"

"Really? But Honghime likes me very much...... Ah, Hongji is my daughter's name, and she is also the granddaughter of the uncle, right? It's very cute, as long as I go back to Penglai, it will stick to me and call me 'Dad'...... Wow, that feeling is really numb! Yihao looked at Tie Wudao with a show-off look. Speaking of which, Sister Tielan also had such cute times, but Uncle had already run outside to wander at that time, right? ”

"Yes...... Damn! Stinky boy. Are you showing off? It's showing off! Tie Wudao clenched his fists and glared at him with eyes that could not tell whether he was envious or jealous. In that case, let's hurry up and give birth to a grandson with Lan'er, and this time I will definitely train you well! ”

“…… Sister Tielan and I worked so hard

I didn't even have time to give birth, and I didn't know whose blessing it was, so I responded with a cold gaze. "Then again. What are you doing in Iceland this time? Since he wasn't sabotaging, was he preparing to meet with Slude? ”

“…… What? Hearing the unbelievable name, Tie Wudao looked stunned. What did you just say...... Uh, that name. Could it be ......?"

"It's Uncle Slude...... No, Thor's daughter, Valkyrie, is the one in the middle of the earth, and she's awakened, huh? I'm currently helping Brunhild you at the Valhalla Heavenly Palace...... You don't know about it, do you? ”

Yihao pierced the dazed Tie Wudao with sharp eyes, and felt the strong reproach in Yihao's eyes. The bad middle-aged responded violently as if they were stimulated.

"I ...... How could I have known! I just arrived in Iceland today! I haven't had time to go inside the Valhalla Heavenly Palace...... And I was just going to have fun, and I didn't even think to ask about Valkyrie! It's normal not to know! ”

Tie Wudao's words were like a mixture of bluffing and stealing bells, and Yihao responded to see through Yiqi's indifferent words.

"That's right, so Sister Tielan and Slude, their attitude towards you is very normal, uncle......"

"Woo......" Tie Wudao covered his chest, revealing a look of deep stabbing. What's in it for you to hit me like this, stinky boy? Didn't the Iron Gate teach you to be an elder? In case the uncle's heart can't bear it and there is a problem. How are you going to explain it to Lan'er? ”

"It's nothing, the original tradition of the Iron Gate Land is 'the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, the front waves die on the beach'. Uncle, wouldn't it be nice for you to go with peace of mind? Sister Tielan and the second uncle, I'll report it well. Yihao replied with resentful words. Ah, and Slude, I'll also tell her that the reincarnated Thor is still dead in the battle with Eumongard, so uncle, you can go with peace of mind......"

"you! Don't make it seem like it's true when you don't have it! Your boy's sense of humor is getting worse and worse! Tie Wudao finally couldn't help but knock on Yihao's head. It's just that I stumbled you a few times in secret, and with such a deep grudge, has the manliness that Uncle left you before been exhausted? ”

"How many trips? I say. Do you know what Silver Kamen did? Distorting the First Law also unleashed the original sin gene, but almost one-fifth of the world's population died because of it! And it continues to grow! Yihao pulled Tie Wudao's collar and shook angrily. Fifth! Do you know what that concept is? Hand in hand, you can line up from the earth to the moon! So you actually said it was just 'a few trips'? Don't sue me, your head can only fit within a hundred! ”

"That can't be helped......" Tie Wudao scratched his head and showed a helpless expression. In the boss's plan, the sacrifice of those people is necessary, although it sounds cruel, but it is better than dying completely, right? ”

"Bastard! How can there be such a thing? Who gave you the power to decide the life and death of others at will! ”

“…… Don't get me wrong. "Silent for a moment, Tie Wudao changed his previous laughing appearance, and looked at Yihao with a bitter expression." It wasn't me or the boss who decided to destroy the world, but the source of the creator of the zào...... To that young lady, the world was just a building block toy that could be pushed back at any time, and she wouldn't frown even if she killed billions of people...... What the boss did was to make the least sacrifice to avoid the end of the world, and I think he did the right thing, so I followed him in this way. ”

"It's a high-sounding ...... Have you ever thought about those who were sacrificed! Do you think they'll agree with you? Yihao asked a pointed question.

"We don't need to agree, we are just doing what 'ourselves' think is right, and we have long been aware of becoming a bad party that will go down in history." Tie Wudao grinned and showed a heroic smile. "And I don't mean to convince you to accept it at all...... Since you don't agree with our idea, let's stop it with all your might! This is the reason why you were chosen as the spokesperson by Zhiyuan, and it is also what the boss wants to see, no matter what the world will become in the end, it is the result of you and him creating zào together. ”

"Hmm......" Yihao was silent when he heard this, and a complicated expression appeared on his face.

"Well, you don't have to think too much about this, anyway, how to do it, how to do it......"

Measuring his nephew's ambivalent mood, Tie Wudao patted him on the shoulder as if he was comforting.

It's just that the moment his hand touched Yihao's shoulder, a fierce head hammer slammed into his face!

"you!"

"Uhh

With a terrible scream, someone reincarnated by Thor knocked over the wine table behind him and was buried by the wine bottle on the table, while the abuser rubbed his head on the spot while giving the victim on the ground a fierce look.

"Don't make the atmosphere look like you're going to laugh at it! Since there is no problem with the silver mask, let's start settling accounts with you! ”

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