Chapter 0292 - The Poster of the Clinic's Sheep's Horn Madness
Mom, what's going on, in this world, there are still people who dare to beat me? Hahahaha...... Dani rolled down the steps and onto the pile of firecracker confetti that had been piled up by the cold leaves, her hair, her face, and her chest on that cold day.
Dani wanted to get up, raised a kick and kicked it on Leng Ye's egg, making him roll on the spot in pain: this old bastard, why are you piling up these broken confetti here, isn't this clearly against the old lady?
…… I, where am I? Suddenly, my mind was foggy, and I was confused.
That's right, that's right, it's Leng Ye, a guy with little triangular eyes...... No, no, no, now my main enemy is not him, but Lao Xiao, who touches my hands and necks and conveys affection...... And the one who said that my uterine fibroids were the size of a duck's egg, and also said that I had gonorrhea! He also slapped me in the mouth and kicked me out of the clinic!
She felt as if she had snot in her nose, and when she reached out to wipe it, it turned out to be red! She pulled toilet paper out of her pocket, pulled it off, wrapped it up, and stuffed it into her nostrils!
I'm fighting with you! If this revenge is not avenged, the old lady will not be surnamed Dai; If you don't die in my hands, my mother won't be surnamed Dai!
Thinking of this, Dani, who was still lying on the ground at this time, opened her left eye and took a look, this guy was still standing in front of the door, looking at the street scene and the beautiful woman at ease.
She shook her hand and used it hard, and felt that the strength was okay. Suddenly, he got up, turned around, and pounced on the chick like an eagle!
The chicks here are not fluffy and fluffy little kang chickens that only come out of eggshells, but chicks that are inseparable from Xiao Xingchen and were born in the same year and month.
Xiao Xingchen gently lifted the sole of his shoe, and the sole of the shoe was just facing her face.
One of her impulses suddenly met the resistance of Xiao Xingchen's sole, and she was facing the sky on her back and the back of her head hit the ground.
The toilet paper in his nose was squeezed out, and the blood from both nostrils was flowing like a stream. She hurriedly blocked it with her hands, there was blood all over her face, hands, and clothes, and she had a good face, but now it was hideous and scary!
“…… Yes...... Can't you who came with her help her? Hurry up and help her go to a nearby hospital for emergency treatment! Shu Ruifen knew that her son had caused a catastrophe, and her heart was flustered, and she said to the deep bucket face and other women who came with Dani.
"She has gonorrhea, who dares to help her, if she wants to live this disease, she will still be in the pit!" Deep Barrel Face muttered.
“…… What do you say about me, you say I have gonorrhea? I see that your family has gonorrhea! When Dani heard the words of the deep-faced woman, she was as sad as Xiao Xingchen beating her.
So, she jumped up again and threw herself at the deep bucket face, and the deep bucket face was coldly thrown to the ground by her, and the two women tore together.
After a while, Dani pressed the deep bucket face under her body, and the blood from her nose dripped onto the deep bucket face, hair, and clothes. She threw her fist into the nose of the deep bucket face, and the nosebleeds of the two fused together.
"Ahh
Deep Bucket Face raised her foot and was about to step on her right hand, when she suddenly saw that there was no eyeball in Daini's eyes, she was frightened and hurriedly retreated to the side!
Dani fainted, and the successive blows made her so angry that she fainted all at once!
"Xiao Xingchen, quick, hurry up and wake her up, go to the police, I'll speak for you!" The big reporter Zhong Zi has never seen a person as big as his head, his face is covered with blood, and he has never seen anyone faint.
She thought that it was Dani who was wrong first, Xiao Xingchen who was wrong, if he could save her awake, it would be regarded as making up for it!
"Hey...... You asked me to save her, haven't you woken up yet? Xiao Xingchen thought to himself, you are underestimating me too much, and you have to go to the police to speak for me?
"You ......" Zhong Zi has seen all kinds of people in her more than a year of journalist career, and she has never met him like this, and she is angry for a while.
Xiao Xingchen turned around and returned to the clinic, and stood beside Mrs. Wei Chi again.
"Doctor Xiao, hurry up, human life is at stake! Go and save her! Zhong Zi saw that he couldn't convince Xiao Xingchen, so he turned to Xiao Gaoxian.
Xiao Gaoxian's whole body was already trembling. In the past, he was confident that he was not a timid person, but in the past few years, he has really made him a little timid in prison!
When the old couple saw what happened in front of them, they were already trembling and had no claim.
Xiao Gaoxian also had the intention of saving people for a long time, but his body couldn't be the master. He heard the call of the reporter and hurriedly got up!
"My dad, don't go!" Xiao Xingchen felt sorry for his father, seeing him trembling, if he went, he might not be able to save her.
Xiao Gaoxian stood in front of the door and swayed left and right, Xiao Xingchen couldn't see it well, and held him up.
"Old Leng!" When Xiao Xingchen saw Leng Ye standing there laughing at Mimi, he knew that he was also a person who liked to watch other people's jokes. Those two women already had an opinion with him about recruitment, and a person like him, two women fighting, can he be comfortable?
"Director Xiao Xiao, what's the matter?" Leng Ye asked as he ran like an athlete.
"You help my dad home......" Then, he took out a brain wave pill from the small bag on his left wrist, and said, "When you get home, you feed him a pill!" ”
"Yes!" Leng Ye replied sonorously!
To be honest, Leng Ye was really happy to see Xiao Xingchen beating Daini! He thought: His happiness represents the common aspiration of the people of the entire Olympic community!
Leng Ye was holding Xiao Gaoxian while humming a small tune freely. When he saw Xiao Gaoxian's angry face, his minor tone came to an abrupt end.
“…… You, O stars, ...... Alas, I'll go home to take care of your father......" Shu Ruifen was already anxious at this time, and wanted to cry without tears. She wanted to call her son home, but Dani was lying on the ground bloody, and no one would settle accounts with him when he came home?
If he hits someone, won't anyone beat him?
"Old Leng, help me back to the clinic!" Xiao Gaoxian should be a little sober at this time, go back by himself, and call an ignorant son to clean up this meeting?
Shu Ruifen trembled forward, grabbed one of Xiao Gaoxian's arms, and walked back to the clinic.
The 120 car came, in fact, Dani had already woken up, but she didn't dare to open her eyes! People say they have gonorrhea, do you have it? I have a number, and the little bastard is right! But on what basis is the mongrel right? I haven't slept with him!
I really don't have enough for this little bastard, but I didn't expect that I couldn't even beat the deep bucket face, do I still have the face to open my eyes? What do you do when you open your eyes? Look at the gloomy faces of those people in the whole community, there is no one who is unfortunate and gloating. Even the deep bucket face, which usually gets along well with himself, follows others to say that he has gonorrhea, and what is not contagious!
Leng Ye heard Xiao Gaoxian's order and helped him back again.
The brainwave medicine emperor in Leng Ye's hand was placed in his mouth, and after drinking a glass of water, after a while, he was refreshed. However, after sobering up, he was even more distressed. On the first day of opening today, I didn't earn a penny, and if I didn't get it, I would die!
Zhong Zi immediately asked his subordinates to go to the hospital with 120. Dani's two examinations were released by TV stations: one is to see if she has uterine fibroids, and if so, is it the size of a duck's egg? The second is whether she has gonorrhea, and if so, how does Xiao Xingchen know?
This, in itself, is explosive news!
Big reporter Zhong Zi hopes that Dani will have both diseases. She believes that it is not her own bad heart. If Dani really wanted to have it, how much news would it have?
If Dani is as Xiao Xingchen judged, then the ratings will increase by ten percent, which is really the same as playing. If this young man surnamed Xiao has any magic, the TV station can set up another column for the Star Clinic!
The blood on the ground outside, and the sand that Leng Ye had found out of nowhere, sprinkled it on it, and then stepped on it repeatedly with his feet, and then swept it into the dustpan. After dealing with one pool, go to deal with another pool of blood.
Xiao Gaoxian, Mrs. Wei Chi, and Xiao Xingchen's diagnosis of Dai Ni has been transmitted to all directions through the radio waves of Guò's mobile phone.
Soon, someone was walking towards the clinic.
Xiao Xingchen closed the door from the inside!
Xiao Gaoxian and Shu Ruifen took a look, this is fine! There is no endless road. In the future, the old couple will be less than fifty, go to find a job, and the family will eat and drink together, which is the greatest happiness!
When the door was closed, although the grievances with Dani had not yet been settled, the hearts of the old couple were still a little relieved.
This son who doesn't know what to do, everyone is here, what kind of calligraphy do you practice? Shu Ruifen was very puzzled when she saw her son spread a big red paper on the table.
Xiao Xingchen picked up the brush, in the end, the kung fu of the brush was still lacking in heat, his hand trembled slightly, and he began to write!
In addition to Xiao Gaoxian and his wife, the rest of the people in the clinic: Mrs. Wei Chi, reporter Zhong Zi, sister Xiao Ming, as well as Xiao Xiaoyan, Ding Huiyin, Feng Yao and Ouyang Jiahui, all stretched their heads over to watch.
"Poster: The clinic is open Monday to Thursday. Every day, only one patient is seen, the registration fee, 100,000 yuan! ”
Dizziness and dizziness......
After several of them saw his poster, they all had the same feeling, they are sick, and you have a number for 100,000 yuan?
Only Zhong Zi, from his poster, saw the ratings again. Although she also knew that this was nonsense that Xiao Xingchen's mind burned out with a fever!
The reporter knows that two people are walking on the street, one is normal, and the other is epilepsy, then, the vast majority of people will look at the patient who is like a god of jumping, and the ratings are similar, and the same!
Click-click-click......
Zhong Zi first took a picture of this poster of sheep's horn madness! Hee-hee, the ratings ahhh
On the glass door of the clinic, there are human heads. These large and small squashed faces suddenly became stickers on the glass door.
Xiao Xingchen held the poster of the brush words he wrote that he did not dare to compliment, and held it in his hand.
"Xingchen, are you crazy?" Xiao Gaoxian couldn't bear it anymore: this opening is probably one of the most unlucky openings in the world! It's bad enough, why bother?
Xiao Xingchen pinched the two corners of the poster with two hands and put it on his chest. Then, he motioned for Xiao Ming to open the door.
When the door opened, he heard a burst of laughter, and some not-so-malicious scolding: "This kid seems to be crazy about money!" ”
"100,000 yuan? Oh my God, people have 100,000 yuan to see him? ”
"Let's go to the hospital quickly, if you look at this kind of poster for a long time, you will get a heart attack!"