443 This is not my home
After getting married, Zhang Jianzhong moved to the suite purchased in the border town, however, his parents were still too remote and did not move with them, Min Min also felt that it was not convenient to live at home over there, and he still ate lunch and dinner at home, if Zhang Jianzhong was not at home on a business trip, he would still live in his own home.
On this day, Dad and Zhang Jianzhong didn't come back for dinner, the mother and daughter had been waiting for them, but Nazhi waited for the two drunks.
Min Min said: "This can't be blamed on Dad, if he doesn't drink it, people can't help him?" ”
"Your dad is old and confused, he is used to forcing others to drink, he will arrest whoever he catches, and treat Xiao Zhang as his subordinate." Secretary Hao understands the rules of officialdom drinking, the big ones should be drunk, the small ones should be drunk, and the small ones should not be drunk, and they must be drunk if they don't want to, and they can't push it off.
Min Min said: "Dad is not confused about this. ”
"Look at how drunk he is, he doesn't even know his last name."
"No matter how strange he is, he can only blame himself, it is he who wants to drink and get himself drunk."
Secretary Hao was stunned for a moment, feeling that his daughter had something to say.
"When did he drink and he didn't get drunk and said that it was a business party, I don't believe it, every time he had a drink? If people don't drink, they can't socialize? People can't talk about business without drinking? ”
Secretary Hao sighed, looking a little like the **** son-in-law.
At the beginning, I wanted to marry my daughter, and I always thought that it was a blessing who would marry my daughter, but if I really married my daughter, I felt a certain kind of guilt, after all, Min Min never crossed that hurdle.
Some things are easy to say, but if Xiao Zhang really wants to keep it like this for the rest of his life, Secretary Hao also feels selfish. Therefore, the more Xiao Zhang seems to be responsible, the more he seems to be promising, the stronger this sense of guilt becomes, so he protects his son-in-law everywhere, and doesn't want him to have any grievances everywhere, even if Min Min says a word about him, she will also favor him and prevent her daughter from hurting him.
"Help Xiao Zhang into the house!"
Min Min frowned and said, "Let's let him stay in the living room!" He's full of alcohol, don't smell the room. ”
"How can you do that? Anyway, he's your husband too! How can you keep him in the living room? You don't want him to sleep in the living room all night, do you? ”
"We said okay, if he had drunk, he wouldn't be able to come into the room."
Secretary Hao couldn't bear it anymore and shouted loudly: "You're too unreasonable, aren't you?" ”
Min Min bit back and said, "Didn't you do the same to my dad?" He drank outside, and you didn't let him into the room, so he spent the night in the living room? ”
"Your dad is your dad, and Xiao Zhang is Xiao Zhang."
"What's the difference between them?"
Secretary Hao is dumbfounded again, can't you think about it? You can't understand him? Is Xiao Zhang a good grower of good wine? Didn't he drink alcohol to relieve his sorrows? My daughter really didn't have any consciousness at all.
Actually, Min Min is a very virtuous woman, it's not that Zhang Jianzhong drank wine, she didn't let him in, that was once, Zhang Jianzhong drank wine and slept like a dead pig, Di Minmin said: "I want to drag, can I drag?" ”
Zhang Jianzhong said: "If you can't drag it, you will pour water on me, and I will wake up as soon as I splash it." ”
Min Min was amused by him and said, "I don't feel sorry for you, I still feel sorry for my bed!" The bed is wet, where do I sleep? ”
Zhang Jianzhong is very conscious, no matter how drunk he is outside, he no longer drills into the room, and over time, this has become a habit in their lives.
However, Min Min is still very opposed to him drinking, saying that drinking hurts his body, and saying that you can't go out to socialize without drinking? Zhang Jianzhong said, I also want not to drink, but nowadays people drink alcohol at every turn, whether they talk about business or not, they can't sit together and drink alcohol, and it is said that drinking can have an atmosphere.
Min Min said: "You are good in everything, but you are not good at drinking." ”
Zhang Jianzhong also said that he wanted to change it, and he also said that when he talked about business in the future, he would not drink it if he was killed, but he still couldn't change it, and he drank so much that he came back to apologize, saying that he didn't want to drink, but people would not let him go, and if he didn't drink, he wouldn't sign a contract with him, and poured the wine on his head. He said that he also knew that he had done something wrong, and he had no face to ask her for forgiveness again, so you punished me, right?
Min Min asked, "How do you want me to punish you?" ”
Zhang Jianzhong said: "You can punish me as much as you want, and you can ask me to kneel." ”
Some people drink and get drunk and go crazy, beat and scold, and some people are so well-behaved that people can't cry and laugh, they will do things that they can't usually do, and they will say sweet words that can't be said, Zhang Jianzhong belongs to the latter type, and before the words fell, he "plopped" and knelt down.
Min Min hurriedly pulled him up and said, "Get up, get up." How can you kneel? Are you still a man and not a man? ”
"I'm not kneeling to others, I can't kneel my wife! Men kneel down to their wives and do not bow down. You won't let me kneel, I'll kneel. Zhang Jianzhong said, "You are my wife, right?" If it's my wife, don't pull me, just let me kneel before you, it's my will. ”
- My wife, I was wrong.
- My wife, I don't want to drink either, and I want to change my ways, but I don't stand firmly, I don't change my ways, I accept criticism, and I never correct it.
Min Min was not angry at all, and thought sweetly, he was drunk like this, and he knew that he was his wife, and he knew that he had done something wrong, but he was so drunk that his heart ached and he was uncomfortable, especially when he was so drunk that he vomited "wow" in the bathroom.
Zhang Jianzhong moved, and Secretary Hao hurriedly asked, do you want to drink water? He shook his head and said, help me to the bathroom. Secretary Hao didn't think about it, so he helped him up, swayed, and was almost pulled down by him.
"Stand firm. You're on your feet. ”
Secretary Hao also felt that he had said nonsense, did he still need to be supported if he wanted to stand firm?
"This way, this way. The restroom is over here. Zhang Jianzhong went in the wrong direction, Hao: "I'm your mother!" ”
Zhang Jianzhong laughed "haha" and said, "Don't lie to me, can't you fool?" My mom isn't as strong as you, and my wife isn't as strong as you. Am I not at home? Didn't they send me home? How did it end up here? ”
"This is also your home!"
Zhang Jianzhong raised his index finger and shook it, saying, "No, this is not my home." ”
Min Min immediately came over and helped him and said, "Look at you, how drunk you are?" ”
Zhang Jianzhong laughed again and said, "By the way, this is my wife." He suddenly lay on Min Min's shoulder and said, "Wife, I sue you, just now, there was a fat woman who pretended to be you, saying that she was my wife, and I saw through it at a glance." ”
Secretary Hao was so embarrassed that his face turned red and he was so angry that he couldn't speak. Min Min said a little proudly: "I know, I know that you are powerful, I know that you don't need to look, you can smell who your wife is." ”
Zhang Jianzhong said: "I didn't lie to you, I just have the ability!" If you don't believe it, you go to that fat woman and ask if I said that at the time? Did it push her far away? ”
Min Min didn't want her mother to be embarrassed and said, "She's not fat!" ”
Zhang Jianzhong's thinking seemed to be a little unable to keep up, and asked, "Aren't you fat?" Isn't it fat? ”
"She can only be considered plump."
"You're right, you're right. Whatever my wife says is right. ”
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Jianzhong's legs became weak, and he slid down Min Min's body, Min Min didn't catch it, but in fact, he couldn't catch it, and the person knelt on the ground.
- I've done something wrong again, wife, I've done something wrong. Actually, I didn't want to drink so much, and when I had dinner with the heads of the Ministry of Armed Forces, I knew that I couldn't even drink alcohol, so I didn't dare to take the initiative too much, it's all your father, Deputy Secretary Li wants me to drink, it's almost over, and he wants me to clink glasses with the minister, can I not touch it? You can't listen to other people's words, can you not listen to your father's words? As a result, I drank like this.
- Don't sue your mother, I drink like this, the subjective reason is the main thing, and it has nothing to do with your father, I admit the punishment, I kneel to you. Actually, your dad was drunk enough. Maybe right now, your mom is teaching your dad a lesson at home!
Secretary Hao was angry and funny when he heard it, and said to his daughter, "Don't hurry up and help him up." ”
Min Min said, "I can't help it. ”
Secretary Hao came over to help his daughter, and set up Zhang Jianzhong on the left and right.