"By the way, are you the strongest national alchemist in this country? Why I don't see anything special about you. Yao Lin looked Wu Ming up and down, trying to find out what was special in Wu Ming, "Actually, I want to know more, do you have any alchemy about immortality?" ”

"There is no alchemy of immortality, but I have information about it." Wu Ming took a sip of tea lightly, pointed to Rose and Xiuzi who were sitting on the side, and said, "If you send these two guys to Xinguo, I will sue you, and if you don't want to do it, I can find someone else." ”

"Good, good." Yao Lin beckoned, and at this time, a black figure jumped behind him, and if you looked closely, you would find that it was an old man in black, "Please, Master Fu." ”

"I see, young master." Fu Ye nodded respectfully, then turned to Wu Ming and said, "Please tell the young master about immortality." ”

"It's nothing, it's just those androids, they don't die no matter how they fight." Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and said, "Although their strength is not very good (compared to Wu Ming) and their IQ is generally low (Qi Luno said that the old lady is stronger than them), their immortal bodies are genuine. ”

"You're just saying that." At this time, another person dressed in black jumped behind Yao Lin, judging from her voice, it was a girl, "We need more tangible evidence, otherwise it would be too risky for us to do so." ”

"No need, Lan Fang. I don't believe the Alchemist of the Storm needs to play this trick with me. Yao Lin waved his hand and said, then looked at Wu Ming seriously, "Regarding the problem of these two people, Fu Ye will send them to the new country, as for the androids, let's investigate it ourselves first, but"

"Walk slowly." When Yao Lin wanted to say something, Wu Ming made a gesture of please, he knew very well what Yao Lin was going to say next, there was already Artoria at home, so for the sake of his own eating problem, Wu Ming simply drove people away, "We don't welcome rubbing rice here." ”

"Oh, what a pity." Yao Lin sighed and took Lan Fang and Fu Ye away, and was said by Wu Ming, even a cheeky guy like Yao Lin was embarrassed to eat here, "Since the Alchemist of the Storm is not welcome, then I will go to the Alchemist of Steel's house to try my luck." ”

"Master, your phone." Soon after Yao Lin left, the phone at Wu Ming's house rang, and Alcatel habitually took the phone to Wu Ming's side.

"Wu Ming, congratulations on your promotion." As soon as Wu Ming took the phone, Mastan's voice came from the phone, this call was made by Mastan in his office with an internal line, "Do you have any fun stuff, I've been a little bored lately." ”

"Although the President promoted me to colonel after the last settlement of Second Lieutenant Maria Ross, I wonder if you were promoted faster than me?" Wu Ming lay lazily in his chair, not at all like a colonel, "Are you envious of me now?" Don't admire brother, brother is just a legend. ”

"Sometimes I really wonder if you are the illegitimate son of the president, this kind of promotion speed is like a rocket." Mastan sighed, "But I advise you not to be too complacent, this kind of thing is promoted quickly, but it falls faster, maybe when you have to clean the toilet." ”

"You won't see that day." Wu Ming said with a grin, "But you shouldn't have called me to congratulate me just to tell me about this kind of thing, I didn't know you on the first day, you must know that Colonel Arson is notoriously foul tempered, maybe you are cursing me in your heart now." ”

"Don't put your filthy mind on me, I'm very upright and pure." When Mastan said this, his subordinates around him gave him a middle finger, "You and Miss Bailu are here, are you two playing some exciting game at home?" ”

"Yes, Lulu is here, too, but we've been bored lately." Wu Ming shook his head, Mastan's taunt was far from it, "Do you have any fun games, I have thought of a very fun game, called 'Colonel Beat and Set Fire', so I would like to ask you to make a cameo appearance as the big boss of this game." ”

"It's a shame I don't have the time." Mastan said indifferently, "I have a fun job, I wonder if you want to do it?" Recently, there is going to be a patty in Elizabeth's bar today, but there is a lack of some guys who can maintain order, I wonder if you are interested? ”

"Do you want me to be a thug? I'm a national alchemist, and it's a shame for you to let me do this kind of work. As Wu Ming spoke, a powerful aura was emerging in the distance, it was an artificial person, "No matter how poor I am, I can't spoil my image like this." ”

"The notorious alchemist of the Storm actually told me about the image? Did I hear the joke? Mastan looked out the window, and a premonition of danger rose in his heart, "You must know that Elizabeth is a beautiful woman, and if you agree, you can work with a beautiful woman." ”

"Sounds good." Wu Ming nodded, "But I don't know where that bar is?" I'm so pure, I don't even know where the red light district in Chuo City is. ”

"You fart, do you need me to sue you or something?" Mastan's voice began to become stern, "I advise you to hurry up, Elizabeth's job is very busy, you are not the only one who can do this job, if you don't do it, I will have to do it." ”

"Really, it doesn't save me face at all." Wu Ming hung up the phone, released his perception, and quickly locked on the location of the android, and there was a person Wu Ming knew next to the android - Fu Ai, "I'll go out for a while, if I guess correctly, it's the greedy fat man." ”

"Are there no bullets? Then you're welcome. Gratoni opened his mouth of horror, a large amount of saliva kept coming out, and the tattoo of the devouring snake on his tongue made him look even more terrifying, and the sight of Lieutenant Fauai and Sergeant Fili in front of him was a delicious meal in his eyes.

"Damn, what kind of monster is this." Fu Ai habitually deducted the plate of the depleted pistol a few times, and looked at the cyborg that was constantly regenerating, and an indescribable feeling occurred in his heart, "Really, how did the Alchemist of Storm catch this kind of ghost thing in the first place. ”

"That's it." More than a dozen wind blades suddenly shot out from behind Fu Ai, and before Fu Ai could react, Gratoni was cut into dozens of pieces by the wind blade, "Because these guys' IQ is generally not high, abusing them is abusing vegetables, I think as long as it's not raining, the colonel can kill one." ”

"To put it lightly, how many people in the world do you think can launch such an attack, you are more like a monster than this monster." Fu Ai looked at the Gratoni who was cut into meat sauce, Wu Ming's casual blow just now was more powerful than those large mortars, and it was definitely a meat grinder to harvest human lives on the battlefield.

"Originally, I heard from the arson colonel that there were beautiful women here, how did you know that you were the only woman." Wu Ming sighed, looked at Fu Ai, and shook his head again, "Forget it, count me unlucky, I was pitted by Mastan's bastard again." I don't trust him anymore. ”

"Wu Ming, do you want me to make a hole in you? I suddenly wanted to do it. Fu Ai smiled very brightly, but her background was already completely black, and Sergeant Fili next to her couldn't help but shudder when he looked at her, "Don't worry, my marksmanship is very good, I will definitely make the most beautiful hole." ”

"You must have misheard, Lieutenant Fuai, I'll just say, there is no way to describe you as beautiful as you, you are simply an angel." Wu Ming said very shamefully, but he secretly complained in his heart that there were two angel-like guys in his house (Eve, Wind Slash Binghua).