22. After drinking
Here Yu sat in the bathtub and hummed happily, but Li Wu's eyebrows were wrinkled as if they could kill flies, and he said helplessly: "What do you want?" ”
Ever since he opened his eyes to consciousness, he knew that he had been calculated. The means are so clumsy, but the effect is still the same. Even if he didn't have any memory after being drunk, the smell that filled the room made him clearly understand what happened last night.
"Marry me!" The woman, who was crying non-stop, suddenly looked up and replied. There is no sadness on his face after losing his innocence, but a naked, naked, naked longing.
Li Wu tilted his head, unable to bear to look directly. Sitting there, I can't tell where is the waist and where is a lump of fat in the chest, is it the person who went up with him last night? He almost vomited all the food he had eaten last night. If he were to share a bed with such a mellow and fat woman in the future, he would definitely live for several years, and he would have nightmares every night. How can there be a person in the world who looks so similar to a white-haired pig, is he dreaming? Li Wu closed his eyes tightly and opened them again, his eyes did not change, he was delusional. Li Wu glanced at the woman again, and finally discovered one of her advantages, that is, the only thing desirable in her whole body was that she was fair-skinned, but no matter how fair-skinned she was, he would not feel a lump of fat.
"No! I already have a wife. With comparison, Li Wucai realized how lovely the Yu family was, he was simply an immortal.
"I don't mind, I can be your equal wife." The woman didn't hesitate.
Li Wuqing's muscles jumped, and for the first time he had the urge to swing his fist, gritted his teeth and said, "I mind!" ”
"You ......" The little eyes wrinkled, and the tears came out again.
It is said that women cry because of pear blossoms and rain. Why is it that all he encounters is heavy rain, a drop of a pit? Li Wu stood up a little irritably. Go open the door, and it will be locked without surprise. He shook the door a few times as if in anger. So obvious, what is it that is not deliberately framed? Which bastard actually dared to fix him. And stuffed such a disgusting thing to stumble him. It's best to hide him well and don't let him find it, otherwise it's strange if he doesn't pull him out and dismantle him.
Li Wu sat on the edge of the bed again, calmed down, and began to test the environment he was in, "Let me ask you, where is this?" Who are you Li Wenqiang? ”
Xu is Li Wu's tone was very bad, and the woman didn't dare to make him angry again, and replied: "This is my family, do you know my brother?" ”
"Don't just know. Or was it your good brother who kindly brought me to your bed? Li Wu gritted his teeth and said. Drinking and making mistakes, even if he has already practiced and closed his mouth, if he is not careful, he still falls into the way of others.
"How is it possible, my brother feels sorry for me the most." The woman's eyes widened in disbelief, but the small eyes under the squeeze of the fat didn't see much change, "You are not allowed to slander my brother." ”
"It's a brother and sister relationship, don't you see the door being locked from the outside?" Li Wu was a little upset, it was all at this time. I don't know if anything will happen without him in the store, if there is a little more gossip
"I drank so much wine last night, how could I be with you"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the woman: "You don't believe me? ”
Li Wu snorted coldly. Even if it is an answer, the most important thing at the moment is to find out who Li Wenqiang is. If there is a deep hatred, there will be no such hand in the business field. However, the second shopkeeper Liu Dequan shouted at him openly and secretly, trying to pull him down from the position of the big shopkeeper...... That's right. It seems that Li Wenqiang has been quite close to Liu Dequan for a while. Li Wu's eyes narrowed, it was really premeditated.
But what's the use of such a good thing for him? If it's a beauty. He may have to think about it more, but even if he is disgusted by such a lump of fat, at most he nods and accepts, but the key is that Liu Dequan will be so simple?
If you can't figure it out, you feel that the other party has ill intentions. Li Wu turned his head and glanced at the woman again, and secretly hated in his heart, Liu Dequan, in order to pull me off the horse, you really took great pains.
"What's your name?"
"Little Sister Li."
This figure doesn't match the name at all.
Because of her fat figure, Li Xiaomei has always had low self-esteem and sensitivity, so she naturally saw the disdain in Li Wu's eyes clearly. But she really can't do the act of crying, making trouble, and hanging herself, firstly, she is already a twenty-year-old girl, and secondly, Li Wu is really good-looking, she doesn't want to annoy Li Wu.
"Do you know my name?" Li Wu suddenly leaned his face closer to Li Xiaomei and said.
Li Xiaomei shook her head dumbly.
Li Wu was a little proud, "My surname is Li, maybe we were still a family five hundred years ago." ”
They are all from the same town, and the customs are not too far apart, and they also have a saying that they do not marry with the same surname. But Li Xiaomei finally met a man who looked good, and didn't sarcastically mock her as soon as he saw her appearance and figure, and this man also asked for her innocence, although it was used by his brother, but the fact has been achieved, Li Xiaomei will not give up, and whispered: "Maybe it's not a family." ”
"That's right, how can you enter a house if it's not a family?" Li Wu had his own crooked reasoning, and then persuaded: "Your girl, do you think it's okay to handle this matter like this today?" Wouldn't it be better if I gave you a good dowry, and then you found someone who loved you to marry? ”
"But my body ...... Maybe I'm already pregnant with your flesh and blood, and you actually ask me to marry someone else? ”
Although he only has such a son as a dog egg so far, Li Wu is not in a hurry, firstly, he is at the peak of the Spring and Autumn Period, and secondly, if he goes further this time, what kind of woman can't be chosen, and he can still look at such a lump of white fat? Moreover, he already has a lump of fat around him, and he doesn't want to be overwhelmed by two lumps of fat in the future. But Li Xiaomei is also telling the truth, in order not to have an accident, it seems that she has to prepare some shunzi soup for her to drink.
While Li Wu was silent, there was movement outside the door, and the next moment the door lock was opened, and then Li Wenqiang's voice came, "Sister, brother-in-law, are you up?" ”
He was still the shopkeeper last night, and he became a brother-in-law early this morning, Li Wenqiang was afraid that he was very proud in his heart. Dare to calculate him, hmph, Li Wu straightened his clothes, sat at the head of the bed for a long time, and shouted in.
Li Wenqiang pushed the door in response, with a smile on his face, and asked, "Brother-in-law, did you sleep well last night?" ”
"Call me the shopkeeper! I was crushed by a fat pig all night, and I said how I slept well? Li Wu squinted at Li Xiaomei, and sure enough, when he saw the latter trembling unconsciously, he turned his gaze on Li Wenqiang. Why didn't he find out that such a small character had the courage to do so before?
Sure enough, he is a fan of the authorities, he remembered a small detail when he asked like this, he was drunk last night, even if he was drunk and disorderly and regarded Li Xiaomei as a big beauty, Li Xiaomei is such a big man, and she doesn't know how to resist? This is obviously a game set up by two people.
"Brother-in-law, we can't turn our faces and deny people, you wiped my sister-in-law clean, and now you want to clean up the relationship, okay?"
"You still dare to threaten me, I haven't held you accountable for harming me, but you are familiar with me?" Li Wu's face was cold, "I don't know where you got your confidence?" Do you think this little trick can hold me? I would like to ask you, how did I, a drunken man, come out of the Victory Building? ”
Li Wenqiang didn't plan to talk to Li Wu about this, he just wanted the result, but Li Wu had been the shopkeeper for so many years, and his eyes were too penetrating, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Brother-in-law, what kind of tricks are not tricks, when this kind of thing happens, it is my sister who suffers." As an elder brother, I can't just watch my sister being taken advantage of. ”
"You sent it to the door yourself, so don't blame others for being ruthless when they say it. And what's going on in there, I'm drunk and don't know, you fat girl may not know, but it has absolutely nothing to do with you, cat crying mouse! I'm not going to talk nonsense with you anymore, try to get me an explanation, otherwise, hum! Li Wu shook his sleeves and strode out the door.
"Brother-in-law..." Li Wenqiang stretched out a hand and was about to stop him, but he was stopped.
"Brother, stop." (To be continued......)