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It's a place that's not destined to appear on any map. Here, you can't move, you can't connect. Few people in the village go out, so naturally they have little knowledge. If a sedan enters the village, it can be defined as a steel beast. The premise is that there has to be a way in.

Some people say, isn't there a TV to get information? I'm sorry, but in this hellish place, do you still expect electricity? The news is closed, so those who have a little shrewd mind to go out to work can blow it up when they come back, and more people would rather go hungry outside than come back to this place. The biggest entertainment in the whole village is to hold my wife in bed after dark. So when those migrant workers come back, the most asked question is what do the girls outside the village look like? Do your thighs have the whiteness of the village chief's wife?

Whenever this issue is mentioned, the village chief will be angry and scold: How do you know that my wife's thighs are white, and you haven't seen it! Actually, the men in the village really haven't seen it, but everyone knows that it's true, so everyone laughs and doesn't answer.

The reason why everyone knows is that it is due to one person, Li Qianfo, who hates Li Qianfo in the village. This calf has done all the things of stealing chickens and touching dogs, but everyone has no evidence at all, knowing that he did it, but there is nothing to do about him.

Peeking at the village chief's daughter-in-law, who he bought for 2,000 yuan from traffickers, bathing is his greatest pleasure. And after success, he also shared it with others very generously, so the men of the whole village naturally knew about it. It's just that no one dares to say that Li Qianfo said it. The simple truth is that they are really afraid of this calf.

Betray him, and the next day the goose that has been raised for many years will become a pile of bone slag; The well water may have a urine smell; It is also possible that his wife's legs are not white, and the men of the whole village will also know. Think of how hateful this calf is!

At noon on this day, the sun was shining high, and the temperature was oppressive. Those who work in the fields will also stop and run under the shade of the trees to rest or sleep.

However, there were two people who were not afraid of the scorching sun and stood outside against the scorching sun. makes people sigh, it's fucking incredible that there can be such a young man with such good concentration in the fart ditch.

Not only that, but the two of them were standing in a very strange position, one standing on the other shoulder, and the one on top of him was lying on the wall with his hands on his chin, looking intently at something.

The young man below is not tall, but his body is unusually fat, and because of his extremely dark appearance, it seems to be a black tower, giving people a very solid and honest feeling. The young man on the black fat man was the opposite of him, with a delicate appearance, a small short head, and fair skin without the slightest swarthyness of a rural person. The body is a little thin, and it looks a little like a girl from behind.

"Brother, have you washed it?" The fat black man asked the young man on his body.

"Washed. I took off my clothes and saw it clearly. The young man replied calmly.

"Hehe, tell me about it! It's tickling in my heart. ”

"You'll have to come up and see it later."

"That's not good, Grandpa God's said you're weak. I'm so heavy, I can't crush you. Then I'll look at it next time. The black fat man said.

The conversation between the two is unremarkable and nothing special. It can only be said that the younger brother of the black fat man feels very sorry for his brother. But if you know that they have been in this situation for more than ten years, you will know how deep the relationship between the two is. It's like peeking at the village chief's daughter-in-law taking a bath, which has been going on for more than two years, and the black fat man has been acting as a ladder, and it is all the thin young people watching. It was not described for the black fat man once, and the latter did not complain at all. In fact, they could have carried a ladder so that both of them could have seen it. But after using this method for the first time, it seems that I never wanted to change it, maintaining this weird balance.

"The village chief who was raised by the son of a bitch was worried that people would peek, so he actually built the fence so high. When Lao Tzu is on fire one day, he must have knocked down the wall for him. Then bring the whole village of men to see. The weather was so hot, and there was a person on his back, and the black fat man's forehead was sweating, and he couldn't help but complain.

"Tired, aren't you? Then I'll come down. The young man said.

"Don't! No matter how you say it, you can only come down until you finish washing. Leave me alone, don't get tired. The black fat man laughed.

"Nope. I've seen enough of it for so many days. I'm leaving tomorrow, so come and see for yourself later! The thin young man jumped off the fat black man.

"Let's go, where are we going! Hunting in the mountains? ”

"No, go outside the mountains." The young man replied calmly.

"Ah, but you've never been out! Didn't they say that it was more dangerous outside than the mountains? The black fat man worried.

"This is my life!"

"Then you're going out alone?" The fat black man asked, "Why don't I go with you?" I will do kung fu and can protect you. ”

A trace of reluctance flashed in the young man's eyes, and he shook his head and said, "I calculated for you, you are not suitable to go out now." Someone will come and pick me up, and someone will take care of me, don't worry. ”

"Oh well! You've never been out, so be careful! ”

The young man smiled and nodded, "Don't worry! Will your eldest brother be that bad? You won't be bullied. I'm about to leave, so I'll let you fulfill your wish once. Attach this to the chest. The young man pulled out a crumpled piece of yellow paper from his big yellowed white trousers, which was covered with strange symbols.

The black fat man was pleasantly surprised: "What a good thing this is!" ”

"Through-the-wall charms. After bringing it up, hold your head in your hands and rush against the wall. You can easily walk through the wall and see what you've always wanted to see, but never seen before. ”

"Haha, really? Brother, I really don't want you to die. There is this kind of thing, why didn't you take it out earlier. The fat black man was very happy.

"This is drawn especially for you." After the young man said this, he cast his eyes behind the black fat man, and two people walked over from a distance.

An old man and a middle-aged man. The old man has a very steady pace, and it seems that he usually exercises his muscles and bones. And the middle-aged man's pace looks much easier, and he looks like a practitioner at first glance.

Where the fart ditch is so big, even if a donkey runs out casually, you can immediately recognize whose family it is. At first glance, these two people were not from the village, and they were very well-dressed, and at first glance they were from outside the mountains, not from other villages.

"Excuse me, are wall charms really easy to use?" The old man stepped forward and asked with a smile.

Without waiting for Li Qianfo to answer, the black fat man was not happy at first, and said dissatisfiedly: "I said where did you come from, this bad old man." How dare you doubt my brother? He is the youngest, most handsome and most powerful Taoist priest in my village, will what he say be fooling people? ”

The eyes of the middle-aged man beside the old man immediately became sharp, and what the black fat man said made him a little dissatisfied.

The old man didn't care, and asked with a chuckle, "Hehe, that's really disrespectful." It's only the first time I've heard of such a thing as a wall piercing, so I'm curious. I wonder if I can put on a show? ”

The fat black man's head shook like a wave drum and said, "Who are you!" How dare you order me. My brother finally drew a talisman for me as a souvenir, so I didn't want to use it. ”

The old man laughed twice, and had a good impression of this young man who was unscrupulous and did not have a little bit of the city's young age. The friendship between the two young people also made him feel a little emotional, in the noisy metropolis, pure friendship has long ceased to exist.

"Oh well! Then don't perform. Little brother, please do something, do you think it's okay? The old man asked with a smile.

"Ask my brother, he said help, I will help." The black fat man replied.

"The person who comes is a guest, Tie Dan, you can perform a wall-piercing technique for him. I can also verify that the spell works. Li Qianfo, who was standing next to the iron egg, finally spoke.

Tie Dan, who had been reluctant just now, immediately nodded and said, "Okay." Let this bad old man see how good my brother is. ”

Just do it, Tie Dan put the wall piercing charm on the wall on his chest and stood up, hugged his head with both hands, and asked, "Brother, I'm ready." Isn't it just a matter of rushing over? ”

Li Qianfo nodded and said, "Luck, don't have any distractions." ”

"Okay!"

Iron Egg stomped his feet twice, ready to charge. At this time, the old man spoke out to stop it.

"Little brother, wait for now. I wonder what to do if it fails? The wall is so hard, you're going to get hurt. ”

Although it is an earthen wall in the countryside, it is installed like this, and ordinary people have to be injured. I just heard Li Qianfo say that it was the first time to use it, and I inevitably had some worries. Besides, the Dao technique is illusory, and I just asked about it on a whim. If these two babies are playing nonsense, if they collide, they will have to be a big deal.

The old man's kindness did not move Tie Dan, but became angry.

"Bad old man, are you begging for a beating! I even said that my brother's spell would be useless? ”

"Don't talk nonsense, let's try it." Li Qianfo urged without being salty.

Tie Dan snorted lightly at the old man and said, "Look at it, there is only one chance." After saying that, he was silent for a moment, and suddenly stomped his foot vigorously, and there was a muffled crashing sound.

The middle-aged man's face immediately changed, and he looked at Tie Dan in surprise.

"Drink!" Tie Dan shouted, holding his head and going straight to the high wall of the village chief's house.

Will the piercing of walls be successful? The old man and the middle-aged man were a little full of expectations, and they didn't know why, but seeing Li Qianfo's calm expression, they actually believed that this talisman was real.

If they go through it, then this scene will definitely become the most memorable moment of their lives.

"Boom!" After a loud bang, a huge hole was left in the high wall of the village chief's house, and the iron egg passed through the wall. The old man and the middle-aged man were so stunned that their jaws almost didn't fall to the ground. This is what is worn through, is it crashed through?

"Haha, it worked...... It worked! The sound of Tie Dan's excitement came from the courtyard.

Then the village chief's daughter-in-law, who was still bathing in the courtyard, finally reacted, screamed, and then scolded.

Tie Dan just laughed, rushed out again with his head in his arms, and shouted vigorously when he came to Li Qianfo's side: "Brother, it's successful." ”

The old man couldn't stop crying, and he never thought that the result would be like this.

"Little brother, are you alright?" The old man likes Tiedan's character very much, and he can see that this kid should also know that the wall piercing charm will not succeed, so in order not to embarrass his brother, he knocked down the wall with all his might.

"Haha, what's going to happen to me? Now you believe that my brother is awesome, right? Tie Dan patted the dust on his body and asked proudly. It can be seen that he is very happy to maintain his brother's face.

"Admiration, it really surprised me!" The old man said very cooperatively, and he understood it. If you refute it, I'm afraid that you will immediately suffer the contempt of the other party.

"Count you as talking." Tie Dan said happily. "Brother, what's going to be done next? Are there any other powerful charms? Take them out together to open the old man's eyes. ”

"Look at what, don't hurry up and leave. Do you have to wait until the village chief lets the dogs bite us? Li Qianfo shook his head, then turned around and walked in the direction of home.

As a personal guard, Tie Dan naturally followed behind and left immediately, ignoring the old man and the middle-aged man.

"Young man, walk slowly, I have something I want to ask you about." The old man shouted at Li Qianfo's back.

Li Qianfo stopped, didn't turn back, and said, "If you're here to find someone, come with me!" With that, move on.

The old man stood there and was amazed, how did this young man know that he was looking for someone? He really came to find someone, and since the other party had already said it, he simply took the middle-aged man and followed behind Li Qianfo.

The village is not big, but it has a lot of everything. For example, there are such things as Taoist temples. The dilapidated walled courtyard, the gate with red paint, and the spiritual pagoda that you can know at a glance that it can belong to the cultural relics level, make the old man feel that he has returned to ancient times. Do modern people still live in such places? Thinking about the person he was looking for, it was not surprising.

The old man followed Li Qianfo into the Taoist temple and shouted in the main hall: Old man, someone is looking for you. Then he went directly into the back hall with the iron egg.

The old man stood on the main hall and looked at it, there were still three Qings on the main hall, and the incense case was below, all of which were available. Sanitation was also very clean. Two rows of wooden chairs are placed on either side of the incense table, with a puff cushion in the middle.

It has been completely converted into a combination of worship and residence.

Before he came, the old man had received some information from his master, who lived in the only Taoist temple in the village. It seems that the young man did not lead to the wrong place, how did he know that he wanted to come here. Could it be that he is the boy who has received the true inheritance of his elders, otherwise how could he have brought himself over without asking anything.

Just as the old man was thinking, a loud laugh came from the back hall.

"Old butler, there are still three years before our appointment, why did you come early?"

The voice is loud and the words are clear, piercing through the ears, like ringing a bell. As soon as the words fell, a Taoist priest wearing a navy blue Taoist robe and a white beard walked out of the back hall. The eyes are bright, the pace is steady, although the dress is simple, but it gives people a feeling of fairy wind and bones.

When the old man saw the appearance of the visitor, his expression immediately changed to a screen, and he bent down and saluted: "Old man, I haven't seen you for many years." You're still like that, you've always been good! ”

"My body bones will not accept it for a while. Come, sit down. Lingjizi smiled.

The two sat down, and the middle-aged man stood behind the old man.

"Steward Long, your master is very good!" Lingjizi asked.

"My master's health has not been very good recently, and he can't compare with the Taoist chief. The Taoist chief meditates in meditation every day to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon. I haven't seen him for many years, and my face hasn't changed. Let me feel ashamed to wait for the next generation. Long Aotian said respectfully. This time, I came by the order of my master to fulfill the covenant I made twenty years ago. ”

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