Chapter 33: We Pull the Hook
Cheng Yujia suddenly ran to the two of them and said to Zhang Feng: "I said Team Leader Zhang, you two are really funny, one is called Zhang Gong, the other is called Zhang Feng, the name rhyme is not to say, the most interesting thing is that one of you has darker skin and the other has whiter skin." ”
Zhang Gongdao: "Is there any problem?" I am white, therefore I am, he is black, so he is here, our brothers are two guns together, invincible in the world. ”
"Where's your gun?" Cheng Yujia said.
Zhang Feng said in his heart, Zhang Gong, a slut, and a child are talking about a combination of guns. Sure enough, Cheng Yujia was speechless when she asked Zhang Gong, a slut. "Look, you two don't have guns," Cheng Yujia said again.
"Yes, even men can't deny that they don't have guns, right? This girl forced Zhang Gong to be anxious, so Zhang Gong held the idea of a dead friend and an immortal poor man.
I heard Zhang Gong say: "Cheng Yujia, both of us have guns, I don't believe you ask Zhang Feng." ”
"Really?" Cheng Yujia said suspiciously.
So the girl turned her face and asked Zhang Feng again: "Team leader, where is your gun, let me take a look!" People are really curious. Obviously not! ”
Yes, Zhang Feng can't bear it anymore, he can't say that he doesn't have a gun, right?
After thinking for a while, Zhang Feng said: "Cheng Yujia, you are still young, you can't watch it now, and you can watch it when you grow up later." ”
"Where am I small?"
This is also something that a girl can't bear. After speaking, the little girl straightened up her "grab" in front of Zhang Feng, probably thinking that she was really not big, and shrank back in frustration.
The little girl turned her head again and looked at Zhang Feng pitifully and said, "They're still growing, right, team leader?" ”
"Yes, of course it's right, our classmate Cheng Yujia will definitely grow up."
Dr. Zhang: This is complete nonsense, the age will definitely grow, 20 this year, 18 next year is impossible. Zhang Feng should be coaxed into a child.
Unexpectedly, this girl clapped her hands and said, "I know, team leader, you are so good." ”
Zhang Gong gave Zhang Feng a thumbs up to himself, and said in his heart, why didn't I find that Zhang Feng's level of coaxing girls was quite high.
At this time, Cheng Yujia asked Zhang Feng again: "Team leader, which high school are you going to go to?" ”
Dr. Zhang said, "The East Star is high." ”
Cheng Yujia immediately said happily: "Okay, okay, I also want to go somewhere, okay, team leader, you won't lie to me." ”
"Why am I lying to you?" Zhang Feng said.
"Alright, let's pull the hook." After saying that, Cheng Yujia stretched out his slender right index finger, and Zhang Feng thought helplessly, this is really a child. But also stretched out his finger and pulled her.
This little girl is like a little girl of 15 or 6 years old and a 5 or 6 year old boy downstairs in her house who agreed to go to the same elementary school.
Everyone returned to the guest house, and the two buses were already in the courtyard of the guest house.
The vice principal and the two teachers arranged for the students to get in the car and wait for a while, and the three of them went for a short meeting and left.
Seeing Zhang Feng getting into the car, the fat driver and the young girl both said hello to Zhang Feng. As soon as Zhang Feng wanted to find a seat, he saw Cheng Yujia waving to him, so he had to walk over and see that this girl occupied two seats next to each other.
Cheng Yujia saw Zhang Feng coming, and hurriedly got up from the seat on the outside and said, "I'm a girl, I should sit inside, right?" ”
As she spoke, the little girl moved to the seat inside, sat down, pointed to the seat outside, and said to Zhang Feng: "Team leader, you are a boy, you should sit outside to protect my girl, right?"
"Yes, yes," Zhang Feng said as he sat in the seat outside. Xindao, this is really just a child.
Zhang Feng sat down and asked, "Cheng Yujia, isn't your family from Dongxing, why do you go back to Tiegu?" ”
Cheng asked, "Team leader, how old are you this year?" I'm 15 years old.
"I'm 16," Zhang Feng replied,
The little girl turned her head and said solemnly: "Team leader, first of all, let's change each other's names, we are also good friends now, after all, the first kiss of others is also given to you." ”
Without waiting for Zhang Feng to speak, she continued: "You are older than others, people will call you Brother Zhang Feng in the future, you can call someone Xiaojia, my family is also called like this." In addition, other people's things are still solid, so I have to go back. ”
Zhang Feng said: "Xiaojia, I was giving you artificial respiration at that time, not kissing you, so remember, your first kiss is still there." ”
"No matter where you are in the future, no matter who you are facing, you don't have any psychological pressure, you are still the same as before, do you understand?" Cheng Yujia nodded as if she didn't understand, and shook her head again.
Zhang Feng smiled bitterly helplessly, and said in his heart, he won't leave a psychological shadow on this little girl.
At this time, the conductor suddenly said to Zhang Feng: "Little brother, where are you at home in Zhang Village?" ”
Cheng Yujia's seat was in the middle of the bus, so it was not far from where the conductor was sitting.
Zhang Feng said: "First of all, can Sister Wang not bring small characters, and Sister Wang asked me where my family is and if I want to marry into my village?" I don't dare to introduce you to a male 'matchmaker', I'm afraid that Brother Shao will beat me. ”
"Wang Yan won't marry into your village, and I, Shao Shengli, won't fight friends."
The fat man heard the conversation between Zhang Feng and the conductor, and said on the side, this product has regarded Zhang Feng as a friend.
"Huh! Brother, how did you know that my surname was Wang just now, and now you still know that my brother Shengli's surname is Shao? In addition, I don't want you to introduce me to a male 'matchmaker', but I want to introduce you to a female 'matchmaker'. Do you have a fixed media? The conductor said.
Zhang Feng said: "Brother will count." I haven't decided on a media yet, I'm so dark, no one wants it. ”
Zhang Gongxin said, you will be a fart, people told you that one is Dongliu and the other is from Shaozhuang, the vast majority of Dongliu is surnamed Wang, and the vast majority of Shaozhuang is surnamed Shao.
Sure enough, the conductor said: "I remember, I told you which village I and my brother Shengli are from, and you know what our surnames are."
"How about it, Zhang Feng, I heard them call you Zhang Feng, sister will introduce you to a beautiful woman, right?"
Zhang Feng smiled: "I said Sister Wang, it won't be your sister, right?" ”
The conductor also smiled: "It's really my sister, she also goes to school in your Tiegu No. 1 Middle School, and she is in the second year of junior high school." ”
"Are you pretty? I don't want you to be pretty. Zhang Feng joked, anyway, it's okay to take the car, and chatting should only relieve boredom.
"Yo! , just now I said that no one wants you, but now I am starting to pick fat and thin. My sister's name is Wang Jiaoxue, and she is much more beautiful than me. The conductor laughed again.
Zhang Feng looked up and saw that almost everyone in the car nodded. It seems that she is really a beauty.
"Then it's settled. I said sister, let me exchange handkerchiefs with your sister tomorrow, anyway, it's okay after this exam. Zhang Feng continued to climb along the pole. Xindao is a joke anyway, brother can still scare you as a woman.
"You're in a hurry, even my sister is called, I'm a little anxious tomorrow, you can see my sister tomorrow morning."
"My sister listens to me, although you are a little dark, but you are very attractive, besides, you are a boy, what are you afraid of black spots." The conductor said.
After the conductor Wang Yan finished speaking, he thought to himself, a boy is the first talent, the second ability, and the last is the appearance.
Sister, I see how skillful you are to give Brother Shengli to support his arm, it is obvious that he has been familiar with it before, this word 'cai' has passed the visual inspection, you kid can't know, there is a sister and a cousin among the students sitting in this car, he told me that you went to school in a foreign country, and you didn't come back until the time of the high school entrance examination.
But when the thin monkey teacher came, he dared to appoint you as the team leader, which shows that he is optimistic about your ability, and in the eyes of his old teacher, he thinks it will not be too bad, and as for your kid's appearance, he is not too bad to see people.
In view of the above points, I have the qualifications to 'see little' and 'big see' with my sister. But it's not enough to be engaged to my sister.
Wang Yan was pondering, but suddenly heard a voice coming......
"Brother Zhang Feng, I'll exchange handkerchiefs with you tomorrow, it just so happens that my mother gave me 200 yuan, you can find a handkerchief to wrap and change it for me." It's Cheng Yujia, the little girl, who is joining in the fun.
When the conductor saw that someone had cut off his beard, he immediately stopped: "Do you know what it means to change handkerchiefs, you little girl?" When an adult talks, what do you interject as a child? ”
"Where am I young, my brother Zhang Feng said, I'm young, I'm still old."
After the little girl finished speaking, she still held up her 'grab' by Zhang Feng's side. At the same time, I said in my heart, of course I know what a 'handkerchief is'