The third zero and fourth strikes, the point is crooked to the tech tree
The second update -
Autumn morning with a cool and pleasant style, although the sun hangs overhead, but not scorching, although the wind is cool, but not cold, the female demon king set up a tea table at the door of the house, today she does not soak in the hot springs, and is going to warm a warm kung fu tea. This woman's habits are also slowly changing, that is, the way of life has begun to become diversified, she used to drink tea for dozens of days as soon as she drank tea, and soaked in hot springs for dozens of days, but now, she will stagger her interests and hobbies, drink tea today and take hot springs tomorrow, go to a movie the day after tomorrow, and do something the day after tomorrow.
She has completely become a human woman, with the same attitude to life as an ordinary human woman.
Lin Bai sat beside her with a grin, also holding a teacup in his hand.
"Husband, the big red robe you bought this time is very delicious." The female demon king smiled with crooked eyebrows, like the eyebrows in a comic character: "In the past, you lied to people that Eagle Tea was the best tea, and then you used jasmine tea to fool people, but now that you are rich, you are finally willing to buy some good tea for others." ”
Lin Baigan laughed twice: "Hehe, if you were asked to drink the big red robe every day when I didn't have money, your husband and I would have to sell myself to make money, open a little white beauty, I will pick up customers inside, and I don't know if there will be a woman who will come to take care of the business......"
The female demon king laughed: "In the past, no one would come to the door when you opened a little white beauty, but now...... Then maybe, if the money can buy you to spend the night, a few women will be happy to spend money on it. Let the king count ...... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...... Tsk, it's terrible, I don't know. It's amazing to count. ”
"Hey, how do you count seven?" Lin Bai felt very frightened: "I didn't know that there were so many women who liked me. ”
The Witch rolled her eyes at him. Nor do they explain which seven of the seven women were.
Liu Lao was in a very high mood today, and actually came over to drink tea with the female demon king. In the past, he saw the female demon king setting the tea table by taking a detour, for fear of being caught by her and drinking eagle tea or jasmine tea together, but today when he smelled the smell of the big red robe, the old man Liu came over with a dazzled smile, begged for a cup of tea and sat next to him and sipped slowly.
When people get old, they are easy to become fine, and that's what he is talking about.
"Xiaobai, the old street is about to be rebuilt." Liu Lao said with a smile while drinking tea: "When will you go back and see?" ”
"Oh?" Lin Bai was overjoyed: "Is it almost ready?" ”
Don't talk about this, I don't think it, when it comes to this, Lin Bai has only been a year and a half now, and the time has passed so fast. Thinking about the fact that the female demon king dug out the hot spring in the living room at home, and Chen Liangxiao came to grab the license of the hot spring, it seemed that it was still yesterday, but it had been a year, and Lin Bai couldn't help but touch his chin: "It's aging so fast...... Am I going to be eighty years old in a blink of an eye? ”
Old man Liu laughed: "When you reach my age, time will not be very fast, I can't think much about what happened when I was in my twenties, I feel that time flies so slowly." When you are young, it is like you were born centuries ago. ”
The two laughed, and Lin Bai finished laughing and said, "That's it, let's organize the old neighborhoods in two days." Load the bus and go back to the rebuilt old street to have a look, everyone will definitely miss their home. Although this street is also very good now, after all, Hao Lao lent us to live. There is no feeling of that root. ”
"Done! I'll arrange the bus. Old man Liu took the initiative to take the job.
As soon as the two finished talking, they saw a big car coming from the street. The side of the car was painted with the four big characters of "Tianshu Technology", dragging a huge carriage, it seemed to be loaded with something great, the car drove to the door of Lin Bai's house and stopped, the door opened, and the fierce Lori jumped down violently, and before she could stand firmly, she yelled at Lin Bai: "Dad, you have a crooked science and technology tree!" ”
"What? What's going on? Lin Bai put down the teacup in his hand and walked over to the fierce Lori: "What's wrong with the technology tree?" ”
Fierce Lori pouted, with an indignant expression on her face: "It's the USB flash drive you gave me.,I'll take it back to study.,Now it's loaded with a giant machine qì people's information.,I thought it was very stylish, very awesome, very great.,Quickly let the company's technicians work overtime to build it.,As a result,As soon as the core code is imported,,The technology tree is crooked......
"Ahem, where is it?" Lin Bai was too curious.
"See for yourself!" Ferocious Lori snorted, turned to the technician in the car and said, "Get it down." ”
The carriage behind the cart opened, and a group of technicians were busy moving a huge machine person out of the carriage and placing it on the ground.
Lin Bai couldn't help but applaud: "The strength of Tianshu Technology is really awesome, it can build such a big machine in a few days." ”
"Humph! The shape is really awesome, but ...... Alas, don't say it, it's all tears, you can see for yourself. "Fierce Lori stretched out her hand and pressed it on the chest of the machine qì person.,That's the switch.,Once you press it.,The machine qì person starts with all his might.。
Lin Bai heard a burst of electronic synthesis and said, "Core power...... Connect...... Core System ...... Initiate...... Artificial intelligence...... Loading ...... Doodoo ...... Ready...... Now you can get up and running......"
"Wow, it's running, such a huge machine is running, will it destroy the human race?" Lin Bai shouted in surprise.
I saw that the huge machine man actually made a very gentlemanly bow to Lin Bai, and then said respectfully: "Dear sir, do you want to eat oranges?" ”
Lin Bai: "......"
"I am the intelligent orange peeling machine qì person No. B, I am afraid to provide you with orange peeling service, if you need to peel oranges, please give me an orange ...... first"
Lin Bai was shocked: "I'll rub it, this Nima's five-meter-tall machine qì person can only peel oranges?" Who the hell did this come up with this? ”
Fierce Lori looked at him angrily: "Isn't that what you studied?" That's what you gave me on the USB flash drive. ”
"I wipe ...... This...... Nima ......: "Lin Bai didn't know what to say for a while.
The ferocious Lori actually took an orange out and threw it to the machine qì people, the machine qì people were very skilled in catching the oranges, its flexible mechanical arm began to operate, its movements were soft and delicate, people were out of reach, the orange peel was peeled off quickly, not even a little bit of flesh was hurt, and soon, a peeled orange was put in front of Lin Bai, and the electronic synthesis voice said stiffly: "Sir, please eat oranges." ”
Lin Bai: "......"
"Dad, did you say you were a little crooked about the tech tree?" Ferocious Lori snorted.
"I'll wipe it!" Lin Bai almost went crazy, no wonder the Hydra Legion's desire to rule the world has not been successfully realized, it turns out that the Hydra Legion has crooked the technology tree...... Well, don't get excited, there will always be some great but useless Ming on the road to science exhibitions, just get used to it.
(Note: Please don't complain about the father-in-law's spoof, in fact, this kind of crooked science and technology tree of the Ming Fusang people like to do it the most, not long ago the Fusang people developed a machine that automatically feeds people to eat tomatoes...... The idea of the orange peeling machine of the father-in-law came from the tomato machine of the Fuso people. Reality is always more outrageous than fiction! )
Lin Bai said solemnly: "It's just a thing in a USB flash drive, didn't I give you several USB flash drives, right?" There's always some useful technology, right? ”
"Humph!" Fierce Lori angrily threw out the USB flash drives, and said angrily: "What kind of mess is this, the intelligent orange peeling machine Qì person B, the improved solar geocentric meter, and the high-temperature Arctic icebreaker Invincible...... What kind of planes are these used for? ”
Lin Baiqi said: "These sounds very powerful!" Is there anything wrong? ”
"Nonsense!" Ferocious Lori said angrily: "The geocentric meter is to be used to drill into the center of the earth, can it be used with solar energy?" Arctic icebreakers have to withstand low temperatures, what does this meow mean? ”
Lin Bai: "......"
"Then again, I want you to help me get some technology that can be used on my phone, what the hell are these things you gave me?" The fierce Lori's little mouth is so pouting that she can hang an oil bottle: "Dad is bad-hearted, Dad bullies people......"
Lin Bai couldn't cry or laugh, this time there was really no place to be reasonable: "Xue Xue is good, Xue Xue doesn't cry, Dad will find a way." ”
"You're a liar! You lie to the kids. Ferocious Lori waved the chainsaw: "You didn't say that when you and Xue Xue were in bed, you said that there were good things in the USB flash drive." ”
The words "in bed with Xuexue" fell into the ears of those technical workers of Tianshu Technology, and suddenly, dozens of disdainful eyes shot at Lin Bai, God, this is a thirteen-year-old little Lori, you man can actually do it? actually used some inexplicable technology to coax Lori to sleep with him.,It's crazy.,It's not obscene.,It's too shameless.,I have to sue him......
Lin Bai's sweat flowed down in eight petals, and he quickly covered the fierce Lori's mouth: "Don't deliberately say something misleading, so that others think I'm doing something to you, shut up......"
"Don't do it! You also touched someone's ass. ”
"Hey, that's you naughty, I'm just spanking you as a dad and teaching you a lesson......"
"I don't care, I don't care......" Little Lori's weapon, coquettish, this is a nirvana that any adult man can't resist.
Lin Bai faced a little Lori rolling on the ground, and felt that it was even trickier than the unholy alliance, what should this be done? The black technology of the Hydra Army seems to be unreliable, where to find some reliable technology to make Lori happy? (To be continued!)
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