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I never thought that unintentionally urinating could cause such a big trouble, who did you provoke?

Actually, looking at the appearance of the little female ghost, he is also a little tempted, beautiful and pure, little Lori with a long white dress, who doesn't like it?

It's not like that.,This thing looks good.,It's not easy to use.,Besides.,The category is not a pervert.,It's not a beast to the point where humans and ghosts eat it.,That little Lori looks good.,But if you want to talk about life.,It seems that Dou E is more suitable.

After pondering for a night, he figured out such a result - Dou E is more suitable than the little female ghost.

When Dou E asked him to eat in the morning, he was a little embarrassed, and secretly looked at Dou E for the first time, well, the appearance, body, skin and personality, which are quite suitable, virtuous and dignified, can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, fight the evil ghosts, and beat the king of Hades

Uh, forget it about beating Hades, he was staying, Lu Bu grabbed him, shook it from side to side, and said strangely: "Hey, what's wrong with you kid today, staring at Dou Dou with a look, it can't be what spring dream you did last night, right?" ”

Category smiled bitterly: "Spring dream, it would be nice if you had a spring dream, you don't know, this time it's a spring dream come true"

So, he told everyone about the little female ghost without any reservations, and after everyone heard it, they were all dumbfounded, and the collective silence was silent for a long time before they burst into laughter.

Lu Bu smiled and leaned back: "Oh, I thought it was a big deal, this is a good thing, such a beautiful little female ghost took the initiative to come to the door, what are you still pretending to be ashamed of?" Hurry up and take it. One day we'll have a happy drink together."

Liu Bei also shook his head and said: "Although people and ghosts have different paths, but since ancient times, there have been good stories about the relationship between people and ghosts, and besides, you are not an ordinary mortal, even if you accept it, it's nothing, man." Don't worry too much, it's a big deal to be a concubine first, and don't delay you from marrying a wife."

The category said frantically: "Please, I want you to help you come up with ideas to get rid of her, not to let you make me bad and become a hairy parent." She's a ghost."

Lu Bu waved his hand with a big grin: "What's wrong with the ghost, which ghost is not human?" Aren't a few of us also ghosts, you are so taboo, and you still talk to us about a fart? ”

Category is speechless: "These are two different things, okay?" You're okay with the red rabbit horse, why don't you marry it as a wife? ”

Lu Bu said angrily: "Fart, Chitu is a stallion!" ”

The category is not allowed: "Then if it is a mare, you will marry?" ”

Lu Bu slapped the table: "Do you like to marry or not?" Say what I do, the red rabbit horse is not a human! ”

Dou E hurriedly persuaded: "Okay, okay, what are you arguing about, Mr. Fan is also in a bad mood, Brother Lu, you can say a few words, he doesn't want to, you still say cool things." Besides, how can a person marry a ghost and cut off his yang energy, that is to kill people. ”

Liu Bei also said: "Yes, this matter is just a Huaichun female ghost who took the initiative to send it to the door to ask for joy, don't bother with it, I was joking with you just now, besides, even if it is really married, we have to look at it a few times, right?" ”

Lu Bu rolled his eyelids and said nothing, and sighed and said, "She also asked me to make a decision in two days." Otherwise, or else I will be abolished, and you say, do I want to take her in? ”

Dou E's expression changed: "Sir, do you really want to follow her?"

The category hurriedly explained: "No, no, what I said is not the one that I received." Uh, it's the one who collects it, that is, it means to accept and take back the underworld."

Liu Bei smiled: "Taking back the underworld means it's over, are you willing to do it?" ”

Category smiled bitterly: "Brother Liu, it's not reluctant, I don't think it's bearable, you see, Ah Xiang has been here for so long, and I have always said that I buried her and sent her to the underworld, haven't I always done that?" I understand now, the underworld is not a good place, it is a person who has to suffer if he goes, there is always a hell of so many crimes, there is always one suitable for you, you want to be reincarnated, you want to be reincarnated? It's hard for me to see, just like ordinary people like us who have committed big crimes, we have to wait for a hundred and eighty years after death, you said that the little female ghost is at least a hundred years dead at a glance, and she is still wandering around in the sun, just like her, can she be good in the underworld? ”

Lu Bu spoke again: "Tsk, I can't see that you are quite pitiful, or you can tell her that you are already married, isn't it over?" ”

The category was stunned for a moment, and patted his head: "Oh, that's right, how did I forget this stubble, I just fooled her, saying that I was already married."

Dou E shook her head and said: "It's useless, you deceived her for a while, you can't deceive forever, she wants to be undead to you, it's useless for you to get married, unless, let her be sad for you, let her die for you, let her give up on you completely!" ”

The category looked at her and didn't speak, but secretly stuck out her tongue, looking at Dou E, who is usually very gentle and reasonable, why is she so ruthless when she talks about this?

Liu Bei also glanced at Dou E and said with a smile: "It's terrible, Dou E is a big female, Xiao Fan, you can listen to her words and try it." ”

The category scratched his head: "What kind of test is this?" Please help, I'm really inexperienced."

Dou E glanced at him and said, "That's not easy, don't you have a confidante named Xia Bing, you bring her here, find an opportunity, in front of that little female ghost, stage a show of affection, won't she be heartbroken by herself, and then run away?" ”

The category was stunned and said: "However, she said that she wanted to pinch me"

"Stupid, where are your skills? She said that if you pinch it, you will pinch it? A palm thunder down, see if she is honest or not! ”

Dou E's words made Lu Bu shudder: "My obedient girl, it seems that you can't offend women if you really offend anyone, Xiao Fan, just listen to Dou Dou, we probably won't be able to help you anymore."

Dou E looked at Lu Bu with a smile and said: "Otherwise, it's okay to hand it over to Brother Lu, in fact, he has already coveted it, I think, just with Brother Lu's heroic posture and talent, I don't know if that little female ghost will have to empathize and don't fall in love immediately." ”

"You're so bad, hey, we're scheming here, she'd be so sad if she knew, but now it's all about that." ”

Everyone was gossiping, which could be regarded as helping the category to make up their minds, and the category sighed slightly, thinking that the more afraid of trouble, the more troublesome it became, it was busy enough in the past two days, and it was still in time to catch up with such a thing. Fortunately, the little female ghost also gave a two-day deadline, so let's talk about it in two days

So what do you do these two days? Category thought about it again, you need to pay attention to the movement of Jile Temple at night, and be idle during the day, well, by the way, go to Xia Bing, and by the way, take a look at the problem of her uncle's factory