1. Special skills for picking up tasks with your face
"Huang Quan, Mahaku, Okazaki, Bancho, Yuri-chan, Apricot, that bastard, Nanami-chan, a part-time soldier, a humanoid self-propelled cannon, an alien priest girl...... Well, there are already (9) people, and it's worthy of Lord Motohara, and it's going well!"
Looking at the nine signatures on the list, Haruha smirked his head and laughed.
"Why does it get weird from the middle...... Haruhara, it's a good thing that you're so happy, but if you don't gather 30 recommenders by the day after tomorrow, you won't be able to participate in the election, right?"
Leisurely enjoying the Key Club coffee signed by Haruhara, Okazaki spread his right hand helplessly, "And all the people who can talk to you have already been pleased, although the process is very spineless, where are you going to find the remaining 21 people next?"
The laughter stopped abruptly, and dense cold sweat instantly crawled all over Haruhara's head: "Ahahahaha, what kind of stupid thing to say, Okazaki, I'll show you: thirty minus nine... Equals, equals... Wait, there really is...... Twenty-one?"
"I said...... You're not completely unthinking about what's next, are you?"
"That...... Where? I've already planned it all!"
Haruhara stiffly made a V-shaped gesture and made a stiff smile at Okazaki, who was full of suspicion.
"Really? So Haruhara, you've already selected the candidates for the support speech, right?"
"Voice...... Solidarity speeches? Uh-huh, yes, of course...... Yellow Springs, of course!"
"Really? Is that super popular beauty transfer student? It's a good choice, but by the way, what's your campaign promise?"
"Campaign promises? This... This one... Yes, of course... Yellow... Yellow Springs!"
"Huh? What's wrong? Haruhara, do you have something to look for me?"
Just when Okazaki was about to complain about his stupid friend's campaign promise, he found that a beautiful black girl wearing black stockings and an almost perfect body and appearance suddenly emerged from behind Haruhara, half-squinting her eyes and looking at Haruhara unkindly: "And Haruhara-san, I happen to have something to look for you, a little ~ a little ~ come with me!" Well? ~」
Before Haruhara, who felt very bad, fled, Huang Quan grabbed Haruhara's tie and dragged the struggling Haruhin up the stairs not far away with a sweet smile that seemed to exude black chess, stumbling on the stairs like a sandbag and dragging Okazaki's gloating sight.
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"Stupid, what is your relationship with that girl called Mashiro? Of course, I'm not interested in knowing, I'm just asking for the sake of Sister Hades and Kagura......
Letting go of Haruhara, who was almost suffocated, Huang Quan asked a strange question that Haruhara had not expected with a terrible expression of 'I will kill you if you don't answer'.
"The relationship between pets and owners...... Probably."
Haruhara, who had finally freed himself from the tie that almost strangled him, replied cautiously and honestly.
It took Huang Yuan four or five seconds to digest the information in Haruhara's words, and then two crimsons appeared on his fair and delicate cheeks, and he grabbed Haruhara's collar in annoyance: "What kind of dangerous relationship is this?!" I didn't expect Chunyuan to look stupid, and you actually dared to play this kind of play with other women behind your mother's back!"
No, no, no, it's clear that you're more dangerous now, right?
Waving his hand again and again to show his innocence, Haruhara, who really felt that his life was in danger, hurriedly explained, "It's not a play, it's Mashiro Sensei!"
"Huh?"
Huang Quan paused his furious state and tilted his head in confusion.
Looking at the puzzled face of Huang Quan, who was close at hand, Haruhara's face turned slightly red for some reason, and he continued to explain, "Mashiro-sensei is Mahaku, and now she is temporarily living in Sakuraso, and I am taking care of her daily life for the time being......
"It turns out that the real white sauce is the cute Mashiro teacher~ What? It's a pity that girl deserves you. It turns out that you are just the identity of a servant~Ahahaha~"
Ending the question with apricot's finish-of-work laughter, Huang Quan put down Chunyuan with satisfaction, and while saying merciless words, he happily helped Chunyuan straighten up his wrinkled collar: "Let's just say, no matter how you look at it like this, you are a stupid gangster who wants to go to the dark side of life~ How can there be such a cute girl who likes it?" I'm really sorry for overestimating your charm by accident~"
Chunyuan, who had been splashed with the merciless venom of Huang Quan, who was gentle and gentle, could only dare to be angry and silently resist Huang Quan's verbal violence with unyielding eyes.
"Stupid, raise your chin, well, okay~ By the way, why did you suddenly think of running for student president?"
After tidying up his collar, Huang Quan, who was addicted to playing, began to help Haruhara's tie back up the tie that had been pulled out of shape by himself.
"Well...... Of course, it's for the girl I like!"
Haruhara replied honestly blushing.
Huang Quan's movements paused, and then slowly tightened Chunyuan's tie: "Oh~ Is that so?"
"That's a very good girl, so if I can become the student council president, I can straighten my waist and express my heart to the girl I like."
Haruhara raised his head slightly, his eyes full of determination: "And I have a pact with that girl."
"Promise?"
Stopping the dangerous action of trying to continue tightening his tie, Huang Quan's voice became a little strange.
"Well, an almost impossible agreement to fulfill, so, I want to prove in front of that girl that I am a good man, and definitely no worse than the scum who abandoned her before she liked......
"That...... What kind of person is that girl?"
Huang Quan lowered his head and continued to ask in a tone that was not imposing.
"Although she was sometimes fierce to me, and even used violence against me, and spoke without mercy, I knew that she was actually a gentle girl. At first, he always lectured me, but recently my relationship with me has become much better, not only keeping my secrets for me, but also helping me solve a big problem...... So even if I put my life on the line, I will definitely fulfill my agreement with her!"
Thinking of the bet with Miss Misaeda, Haruhara's right fist clenched suddenly, and his gaze became firm.
"Stupid...... Stupid, do you really like that girl that much?"
Huang Quan, whose face was slightly red for some reason, said softly, avoiding Haruhara's determined and burning gaze.
"Of course, because she's a super beauty! And she's the only girl who is willing to take care of a troublesome guy like me sternly and caringly. Huang Quan, you... Hmm..."
Chunyuan, who suddenly made up his mind to look at Huang Quan, was covered by Huang Quan, whose face was flushed.
"Don't, don't say it, stupid, though, though I don't... No... Well, I—anyway, I'm not ready yet!"
Looking at Huang Quan's back as he fled from the rooftop in a panic, Haruhara's knowledge that his choice for a support speech didn't seem to be able to count on Huang Quan, a guy who had become a little strange for some reason.
By the way, isn't this guy getting much cuter?
No, no, no, it must be an illusion......
Haruhara shuddered suddenly, and immediately shook his head again and again, trying to shake off this terrible delusion that he had for some reason.
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"Signing fee, 10,000 yen"
…… What strange things is that blonde red deer doing?
Looking at the crooked font of the dumb guy on a banner that was obviously made up in the hallway, and the blonde dumb guy who was looking expectantly at the passing students, Apricot covered her head in a headache and let out a weak scream.
The strange image of the blonde red deer probing the brain scared off most of the students who seemed to be somewhat interested, and just when Xing was glad that her second-year D class finally didn't have to continue to be embarrassed, a beautiful and cute first-grade girl with a single ponytail jumped over, and then argued with the blonde red deer under Xing's incredible gaze.
"We're going to sign ten!"
The single ponytail beautiful girl schoolgirl slapped the table in front of Haruhara, very unceremoniously.
"No, no, Nanami-chan, everyone can only sign once!"
The blonde red deer looked stunned and shook his head repeatedly.
"Tsk, let's sign one...... Well, 10,000 won."
"Ten thousand, okok, Nanami-chan's character is really beautiful and beautiful, wait a minute...... No, no, no, Nanami-chan, you've already signed it!"
"So what?"
"It's not a problem, Nanami-chan, don't make a fuss!"
"Hmph, who let you lie to me, a stupid idiot!"
Scam? Has that Haruhara, whose head structure is as empty as a ping-pong ball, actually evolved to this extent?!
"Where did I lie to you, Nanami-chan? You're the top 5 cutest girls in my heart!"
"Last month in the café, you clearly said that you knew Mr. Crow's meow, and you would introduce us to a dubbing job or something, and forced us to do such and such reluctant things, but why hasn't there been any news so far?"
Nanami, whose face was flushed, waved his arms, his eyes burning with rage.
Hearing this, Xing suddenly felt bad.
"It's not a lie, I'm the most indispensable partner of Teacher Gram and Crawmeow! And how can there be any strange thing......
Chunyuan, the bold blonde red deer, actually dared to say to the schoolgirl, no, it's not because of this, this stupid guy actually dared to pretend to be the partner of the teacher Crow Meow, which is absolutely unforgivable!
Apricot clenched the dictionary that suddenly appeared in her hand and took the standard nirvana throwing pose, locking onto Haruhara's hairy golden head.
In the next second, with a piercing whistling sound, the haruhara, which Nanami was justifying in front of him, disappeared.
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"Ding—
Obtain quest items: Re-explode Dictionary☆, Hero Quest trigger.
The quest NPC Apricot Fujibayashi ☆, and the host Yohei Haruhara☆☆☆ enter the primary quest quest "Parasitic Beast".
Main Quest: War
Protect the quest NPC Fujibayashi Apricot and kill at least 1,000 humans parasitized by parasites. (0/100)
Reward: A random skill card, officially opening the hero quest system.
Optional Mission 1: Hero
Save at least 100 normal humans from the parasites. (0/100)
Rewards: Equip a random piece of equipment, and increase the level of a random inherent skill.
Optional Mission 2: Pacifist
End the war between humans and parasites.
Rewards: Human Faction Fame +1000, a random character card.
(I don't have a eunuch...... So don't call it a eunuch melon, it's strange and ugly (ㄒoㄒ)... )