Chapter 153: Pre-Qin Bird Seal
At 10:40 in the morning, Guo Fatzi has watched the time a few times, and he feels a little strange today, why hasn't Yang Kang gotten up yet? In the past, even if he had overslept, he would get up at most between half past nine and ten o'clock, but today is fine, it is almost time for lunch, and he has not yet gotten up.
Guo Fatzi picked up his mobile phone and dialed Yang Kang's number.
However, unexpectedly, Yang Kang's mobile phone was turned off.
"What's going on?" Guo Fatzi frowned, thought about it, thought about it again, ran to the kitchen to put out the bone broth, got up and walked upstairs.
Standing at the door of Yang Kang's room, he reached out and knocked on the door, but there must have been no movement inside.
"It can't be sick, right?" Guo Fatzi thought in his heart, knocked on the door again, but there was still no reflection at all, his fingers buckled on the handle of the door lock, twisted slightly, and found that the door was not locked, and immediately pushed the door directly and walked in.
Then, he saw Yang Kang rubbing his eyes, sleepily getting up from the sofa, on the ground, throwing a copy of the Qi Nourishing Technique, and a cushion, which was dismantled, and the cotton inside was scattered on the ground.
"Little prince, what are you doing here?" Guo Fatzi walked over, picked up the cushion from the ground, frowned and asked, "Why did you sleep on the sofa?" β
Yang Kang looked at Guo Fatzi in a daze, remembering all the things last night, it was like a dream of Nan Ke, but he could clearly feel that the Taiyin Baojian was on him, although he couldn't see it, he could clearly sense it, just like he couldn't see his internal organs, he was, he could sense it, he knew that they were all real.
Right. It's induction, just like he can "sense" the layer of treasure on the treasure, this is not to see, but to "sense", this feeling is really amazing.
However, he couldn't figure out why this "Taiyin Treasure Book" of alien high-tech civilization was actually related to Guo Fatzi's "Qi Nourishing Technique"? Could it be that Guo Fatzi's family are all aliens? A spy hiding among humans?
Yang Kang thought about it as he reached out to pinch Guo Fatzi's face. Aliens must be a little different from others, right? He had read a book. The aliens in that book are all made of rubber, and they can't be broken, cut down, or forked......
Guo Fatzi's fat face feels good when pinched. It seems to feel similar to that of human skin. In order to prove that the fat man was made of rubber. Yang Kang also twisted hard.
"Ahh Guo Fatzi was in pain, and hurriedly slapped his hand away, "What are you doing?" β
Yang Kang was slapped by him. The person has completely woken up, and said with a sneer: "I dreamed that you became an alien, the bull fork is terrible, I am not pinching, what is the difference between aliens and humans." β
"You usually read too many miscellaneous books, what time did you go to bed last night? How do you get to this point and still don't know how to get up? Also, How do you sleep on the couch? Guo Fatzi said as he picked up the copy for him, and he was a little hesitant in his heart, should he tell him the truth?
"Isn't this practicing the art of qi cultivation?" At the mention of this, Yang Kang was also aggrieved and said, "I've been tossing for several nights, fatty, you sue me, isn't your family's qi cultivation technique an alien secret technique?" β
"Are you really practicing this thing?" Guo Fatzi asked stunned.
"yes!" Yang Kang nodded very seriously and said, "Didn't you say that practicing this can enhance your physique?" I sat on the bed and practiced this thing and wanted to sleep, so I sat on the couch and fell asleep anyway. β
Guo Fatzi thought about it, thought about it again, and finally decided to sue him, damn Feng Xiucai, when will he be reliable, didn't he say - Yang Kang can't even read it? After a few days of study, he was not interested, but not only did he understand it, but he also really practiced it, and if he didn't, he had to tell him the truth and stop him, otherwise, God knows what kind of moth will come out.
Yang Kang had already stood up, just barefoot, and ran to the bathroom to wash-
When he was in the bathroom, he felt the Taiyin Baojian again, although he couldn't see it, but he could clearly feel that the soft, moonlight-like light of the Taiyin Baojian, nourished his body a little bit. I don't know if it's an illusion, but he feels that his whole body is relaxed and comfortable, and this thing is still very useful.
"Little Prince...... Akang! Guo Fatzi stood at the door of the bathroom and shouted.
"Don't make noise...... Yang Kang was full of joy, walked out after washing, and asked, "What are you doing, isn't it just late?" β
"Little prince, I have to tell you that this qi cultivation technique is not mine." Guo Fatzi was ready to tell the truth, and said directly, "We don't have such a tall thing in our family. β
"I know, alien secrets." Yang Kang said with a smile.
"What alien secrets?" Guo Fatzi cursed, "Don't interrupt, I'll tell you the truth." β
"Huh?" Yang Kang was stunned and said, "What do you say?" You're an alien, huh? β
"You-" Guo Fatzi scratched his head in frustration, and finally said, "Our family is an old Chinese medicine doctor, yes, and there are indeed some qi cultivation techniques, but I have to tell you very responsibly, that thing, even if you practice unremittingly for decades, it is estimated that it will have no effect, at most, it looks a little stronger than ordinary people, and it is far away from the martial arts masters and heroes in your mind, and you can't fly with your sword and ride the wind." β
"I know you can't fly with your sword, ride the wind." Yang Kang smiled, "I don't expect to cultivate into a sword immortal, I just hope to be able to be like you and the stupid big man, and know a little kung fu." Every time I fight, the stupid big guy pulls me behind him, and it hurts me, okay? β
Guo Fatzi can understand his mentality, especially after knowing that he began to mix in the dark when he was fifteen or sixteen years old and became the underground boss of those gangsters in Jinling No. 2 Middle School, he can understand his mind even more - every man has a martial arts dream in his heart.
"This so-called Qi cultivation technique is actually a rubbing from an unknown ancient tomb stone wall." Guo Fatzi said honestly.
"What did you say?" Yang Kang was stunned for a moment, and then, his face darkened.
Seeing that his expression was wrong, Guo Fatzi was busy taking a few steps back to be safe, and shouted, "Little prince, you are calm...... Calm down...... This is not my attention, this is Feng Xiucai's attention, isn't this what you want martial arts secret skills? So, he asked me to give this to you, and he said - you may not be able to understand it, and even if you can understand it, you can't practice it, and after you toss for a few days, you will be impatient. β
"Dead fatty, you stop me!" Yang Kang finally got out of his anger, and looked for tools all over the house, but there were really no tools in the room, so he grabbed his slippers and began to chase and kill Guo Fatzi.
"Don't, don't!" For this matter, Guo Fatzi also knew that he was at a loss, and he hugged his head and ran away.
Guo Fatzi stretched out his hand to take the slippers he smashed over, and greeted all the eighteenth generations of Feng Xiucai's ancestors in his heart, it was all his bad idea, look, it is he who is unlucky now.
No, he must tell Master SΓΉ about this, and let Master discipline him well, by the way, the two washboards that Master bought last time are still on his side, and I will send them to Master next time.
Yang Kang saw that he couldn't catch up with Guo Fatzi, so he immediately sat down on the sofa.
"Little prince, are you really angry?" Guo Fatzi took the two slippers together, put them at his feet, and said with a sneer, "Just kidding, don't be angry." β
"Do you know how much effort I put into translating this?" Yang Kang picked up the copy from the ground and said, "I also called my university teacher seriously, you ...... You ......"
"Little prince, practicing martial arts is a very hard thing." Guo Fatzi sighed, sat down beside him, and said, "Moreover, it will take at least two or three years of uninterrupted work to have some effect, not as easy as you think, that fool should be born with divine power, people like him are naturally suitable for practicing plus fist and foot kung fu, I was forced to practice by my grandfather with a stick since I was a child." I don't want to lie to you, but it's really not that easy for a twenty-year-old adult to practice martial arts. β
"Okay, then you can explain it to me!" Yang Kang said, "You can't lie to me! β
Guo Fatzi smiled bitterly: "Feng Xiucai said, you are idle and bored anyway, it's good to get something to relieve your boredom." As he spoke, he picked up the copy of the volume and said, "We don't know what this thing is, the master analyzed, it may be the ancient warlock's qi practice and qi conduction technique, his old man was idle and bored, and it took a few years to finally translate all the Yin Shang bird seals into modern Chinese, Xiucai was curious back then, saying that this is the secret technique of martial arts, he wants to study it well, and as a result, he has studied it for a few years, and he has not seen him study a fart." β
"So, you're using this thing for me?" Yang Kang shook his head, and somewhat understood in his heart why the master could only use a stick to educate when he saw Feng Xiucai, and this monkey child could not be beaten.
"Feng Xiucai said, you are smart, maybe you will study something, and then cultivate into peerless martial arts." Guo Fatzi smiled, "Don't beat me, this is what he said." β
"Xiucai is still in Jinling?" Yang Kang asked, "Is there an original?" β
"What?" Guo Fatzi asked stunned.
"Is this the bird seal rubbing of this thing? Do you have? Yang Kang asked.
He originally thought that this "Qi Nourishing Technique" was a certain method of breathing and accepting passed down by Guo Fatzi's family, and he knew that some old Chinese medicine doctors and some cultivators more or less knew some methods of nourishing Qi and exhaling, as well as some corresponding movements, such as Five Bird Opera, Tai Chi and the like.
Therefore, he really didn't doubt it at all, but even he didn't expect that this thing was actually a rubbing book in the ancient tomb, and Feng Xiucai's research was fruitless, and he just wanted to practice martial arts, and this so-called ancient martial arts cheats were brought to him.
"Do you still want a bird seal rubbing?" Guo Fatzi was stunned and asked, "You haven't died yet?" β
"I'm idle and bored anyway, so let's take it as a pastime!" Yang Kang said in his mouth, but he was suspicious in his heart - the handwriting on the Taiyin Baojian is also an ancient seal - it should also be a pre-Qin bird seal.
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