Chapter 0535 - Cure a Few Thorns
"You can't even get rid of a monkey, so what are you doing here as a security guard? Huh? Whew~~~Ah? Okay, if you can get rid of this monkey, you can consider keeping you, or if not, you can also take your salary and leave! Leng Ye tilted his head with his hands stuck on his waist and said to the security guard of the little old man with a bamboo pole.
The security guard of the little old man with a bamboo pole listened to it, opened all the squeaky electric doors, took off the security uniform and threw it on the chair handle of the security room, picked up the big broom, and held it high. The ribs on the body are clearly visible! shouted loudly: "Monkey trickster, do you think you can go or not?" ”
"I've been playing here for more than a month, this is my territory, who can tell me to leave? Besides, you know, your leaders have greeted you! The monkey trickster was thirty-five or sixteen years old, as strong as a bear, looked at the ribs like pork ribs on the little old man's wooden pole, and said with a sneer.
When the old security guard with sturdy yellow teeth heard that he had been fired, a thick layer of ice formed in his heart. In order to keep this job, he also took off his clothes, picked up a bench from the security room, and shouted: "Monkey trickster, I warn you, if you dare to smash our jobs here again, don't blame me for smashing your jobs!" ”
"Hey, what are you doing? Do you want to fight? The monkey took off his crewneck shirt, revealing a muscular bump. A gesture to a ferocious male monkey hand: "Up!" ”
When the male monkey saw it, he pounced on the old security guard with the solid yellow teeth, and in an instant, three bloody streaks were scratched by the male monkey on his chest.
The big broom of the little old man with a bamboo pole suddenly threw himself on the monkey's head, and the monkey fell and fell to the ground.
The monkey jumped up and rushed towards the security guard of the little old man with a bamboo pole. The security guard of the little old man with a bamboo pole dropped the handle of the broom, and the handle touched the chest of the monkey man, and the monkey man fell to the ground! On the chest, the part that was pounded by the broom handle resembled a round red mole.
The male monkey also knew that the persimmon was soft to pick, and he stuffed the shredded meat from the sturdy yellow-toothed old security guard into his mouth, chewed it for a while, and then pounced on him.
The sturdy yellow-toothed old security guard threw himself up on a bench, and the monkey fell to the ground, blinking. The old security guard was red-eyed, raised the stool and threw it at the monkey, and with a slam of the monkey, he grabbed the bench!
The monkey sat up slowly, trembling and looking at the men with fear, its eyes slowly turning from yellow to red.
The monkey's left hand covered the reddened part of his chest, and his right hand raised the bench and said, "I sue you that I am playing monkey here, and someone agrees!" ”
"No one agrees, this is in front of our hospital!" The solid yellow-toothed old security guard was in danger of being laid off, so he fought hard! If you don't fight, you may not have time! He let the blood flow from his chest. Forced to scratch the chest with the monkey's paws, three blood streams were formed.
"Master Leng, what's going on?" Xiao Gaoxian went to the public toilet outside and saw that the front door was full of people. So he ran to him and asked.
"Director Xiao, please hurry up and take him to take a look, it was caught by a monkey!" Leng Ye pointed to the old yellow-toothed security guard.
"Lao Huang, let's go!" Xiao Gaoxian took the urine and pulled the solid yellow-toothed old security guard and left.
"I ......" Lao Huang knew that Xiao Gaoxian was Xiao Xingchen's father, and he also knew that Xiao Xingchen was the future dean, and he saw that Xiao Gaoxian knew this person with small eyes. He immediately looked at Leng Ye with teary eyes.
"It's okay! There you go! Leng Ye said.
"This ...... Don't blame me, let the monkey trickster greet us in front of our door! "The old security guard with yellow teeth is called Lao Huang's Dao by Xiao Gaoxian.
"What's your name?" Leng Ye asked.
"My name is Huang Ge......"
"Alright, let's go!" Leng Ye saw Xiao Gaoxian's legs rubbing each other, and knew that he was holding urine, so he urged.
"Are you going or not leaving?" The security guard of the little old man with a bamboo pole took a broom and shouted to the monkey puppeteer.
"Wait a minute, I'll make a call!" The monkey took out his mobile phone and called.
"Let's go! Less verbose! The security guard of the little old man with a bamboo pole took a broom and touched his body.
The bamboo wings of the broom touched the monkey's teeth, and he made a call as he retreated.
At this time, the three monkeys pounced on the little old man with a bamboo pole together, and he raised his broom head and swept it in the air, and two of the three monkeys fell to the ground. There is also a monkey standing on the head of a broomstick.
The three monkeys kept attacking, and the security guard of the little old man with a bamboo pole kept sweeping in the air.
The monkey charmer whistled, and the three monkeys retreated behind the monkey charmer. The security guard of the little old man with a bamboo pole still stood there with a broom and his legs crossed.
In front of the outpatient building, four security guards ran, and one of them ran in front of a small white face, shouting: "Lao Wang, what are you doing here?" Didn't I sue you? He and my family's relatives? ”
Leng Ye looked at the four security guards, they were all young people, and the oldest was no more than thirty-five years old. On the face of a small man, there was still white paper, one white paper with five yuan written on it, and ten yuan written on the other white paper.
"Will relatives be able to play monkey in front of the door? Is such a hospital still like a hospital? Leng Ye said with a small glare at Xiao Bai's face.
Xiao Baiyan is the security captain of Xicheng Community Hospital, named Zhang Jiqun, he smoked a cigarette and circled around Leng Ye twice, only to see him wearing a white crewneck shirt. The crewneck shirt has a faint yellow color, which is clearly worn for a long time. A pair of gray pants crumpled and a pair of plastic sandals with a strap on the front that was broken in half.
"I said you, what the hell are you doing?" The little white-faced Zhang Jiqun tilted his head and asked.
"Don't ask me what I'm doing yet, you get rid of this monkey first, and clean the door for me!" Leng Ye opened his small eyes and said.
"Phew! What the hell are you? Zhang Xiaobai's face spit out half a long cigarette, and his eyes rolled, and his eyes were full of egg whites!
"I sue you, you're fired!" Leng Ye was also a little timid in the face of the four people. However, he still insisted on it.
"Call me, it's mine to get into trouble!" Zhang Xiaobai waved forward with a white face to the three people behind him.
Three young security guards pulled the shelves open to Leng Ye! Slowly surrounded from three sides.
"You can't do it, he's the hospital's security captain!" Shao Hongyu stretched out her hand and blocked Leng Ye's face.
"What?" The three young security guards stood up, and Zhang Xiaobai rolled his eyes and said, "Look at his bird-likeness, he can also be the security captain?" …… If he's the security captain, who am I? ”
"I warn you, whoever dares to mess around will be responsible!" Shao Hongyu still blocked Leng Yedao with one arm.
"Give it to me! Whoever dares to stop me, give me a fight! It's mine! Zhang Xiaobai continued to roll his eyes, and stretched out his hand to point at Shao Hongyu.
Three security guards stepped forward.
"Ruby, you go!" Leng Ye was worried that Shao Hongyu would suffer a loss, so he stood in front of her.
A big security guard stretched out his big hand, pressed it on Leng Ye's head, and pushed it forward, and Leng Ye fell to the ground.
At this time, the legs of the three security guards all stretched out and kicked towards Leng Ye together.
Under the legs of the three security guards, a leg appeared, and this leg was lifted upward, and the three security guards were lying flat on the ground.
The three security guards then jumped up and took up their positions together, preparing to attack the man.
Just now, after Xiao Xingchen arrived at the door of this house, he heard Leng Ye's trembling snorting sound like a piano, what else do you want, this is obviously the rhythm of the collision of thunder and lightning, yin and yang!
He didn't enter the door, he came in a car.
He only saw the entrance of Xicheng Community Hospital from a distance, and the crowd was three floors inside and three floors outside. Shao Hongyu was squeezed to the wall of the communication room, and after the three young feet kicked down, Leng Ye's intestines might flow out.
He didn't care about this, flew in front of him, picked up a kick, and picked the three security guards aside.
This little white face is the security captain of Xicheng Community Hospital, he doesn't know Xiao Xingchen, and when he sees someone playing crazy in his territory, he goes up and grabs the broom in the hand of the little old man's security guard.
Zhang Xiaobai's face didn't take it down.
The security guard of the little old man with a bamboo pole had seen Xiao Xingchen fighting, and he had a little impression of him. Looking at the little old man with a sand head and small eyes, you know their relationship. At this time, he is concerned with the issue of standing in line! If the team is right, they will be able to keep their jobs; If you stand wrong, you will have to be laid off!
"Lao Wang, don't you want to do it?" Zhang Xiaobai said angrily.
The security guard of the little old man with a bamboo pole with a tooth and a bamboo pole known as Lao Wang, he turned his eyes to the monkey tricker. I saw that the monkey was also glaring at him with his eyes!
"Lao Wang, I announce that you have been expelled!" After Zhang Xiaobai roared at Lao Wang, he threw himself at Xiao Xingchen.
Xiao Xingchen covered Zhang Xiaobai's head with one hand, and pressed him to the ground with force. Zhang Xiaobai's hands and feet kicked wildly, and his mouth was still shouting.
"Xingchen, what are you going to do? Let go! At this time, after Xiao Gaoxian saw Lao Huang, he walked out with those medical staff.
Almost all of the medical staff at Xicheng Community Hospital knew Xiao Xingchen because they participated in this morning's auction. Only the security guards did not go to the meeting, they did not know him.
Behind Xiao Gaoxian, there were seventy or eighty medical staff.
"I tell you, my name is Xiao Xingchen, you won't have heard of it, right?" Xiao Xingchen said to the three security guards who rushed up.
When the three security guards heard this, they retreated again and again, retreated to the south side of the road, took off the round cap, and bowed their heads to Xiao Xingchen. When Zhang Xiaobai heard this, the struggle of his hands and feet turned into trembling!
"You're good to go! The small temple of Xicheng Community Hospital can't afford a big bodhisattva like you! After Xiao Xingchen let go of his hand, he dusted his hands.
"That'...... What about my salary? As soon as Zhang Xiaobaiyan heard that he was Xiao Xingchen, he lay on the ground and raised his head.
"Who said I was going to pay you?"
"You told everyone about it, and you still want to pay the bill?" Zhang Xiaobai got up from the ground. touched his mouth and touched the purple blood in his hand.
"Shao Hongyu, remember, the salaries of the four of them are not paid!" Xiao Xingchen thought to himself, if you go to a unit and don't treat a few thorns, it is better to hold a fishing rod and fish for crucian carp in spring, sea bass in summer, sand fish in autumn, and cold river and snow alone in winter!
"The surname is Xiao, I sue you: I signed a contract, if you dare not pay my salary, I will sue you immediately!" Zhang Xiaobai pointed at Xiao Xingchen and said angrily.
Xiao Xingchen grabbed Zhang Xiaobai's neck, picked it up, and pushed it all the way out of the door, until it reached the monkey man's body, and pushed it to the side of the road together with the monkey man.
"You can sue right away, the sooner the better! But if you want to take a penny from me, you have to dream! Xiao Xingchen said.