"After the night of candles in the singles' cave room, the bride walked out with difficulty by holding on to the wall, standing outside the house and crying to the bachelors in the house: Liar bastard bastard, you said you had thirty years of savings, I thought it was money!"

"Hahahaha" After a meat joke was finished, everyone burst into laughter.

Now on the tourist bus to Haiyun City, the tour guide Wang Le and the tourists of the steel mill are completely integrated, one after another meat jokes emerge in endlessly, everyone laughs and laughs for a while, feeling that this time is not to travel, but to find Miss collectively, all of them are full of excitement on their faces, and they can't wait for the car to fly to Haiyun City all of a sudden.

The rookie tour guide Xu Hui really wants to jump out of the car, as a yellow flower girl, Xu Hui really can't bear these meat jokes, this is simply an insult and blasphemy.

You said that you just need to say a few words, but it turns out that these people are talking endlessly, from getting in the car to the present, they are still talking one set, and they are still talking about it, and they are still talking about it...... I've never heard of it!

Don't these people know that there are girls in the tour group? These people are all using themselves as air? I was looking forward to the first group trip, and it would be the best memory, but it was completely ruined by this group of bastards.

Xu Huizhen didn't expect to meet this group of unqualified people, especially the tour guide leader Wang Le, who is simply the lowest man in the world, the most shameless man, if it weren't for his encouragement, people who came to travel would definitely not be so obscene.

At this time, Wang Le, the tour guide leader, spoke: "A man is looking for a young lady, after the two go to bed, the young lady is silent, and the man said angrily: Will you call it?" The young lady didn't understand the situation when she first entered the industry, and suddenly asked: What is it called?

The man rolled his eyes and said, "Call. What a bed! When the young lady heard this, she immediately shouted: bed, bed, bed."

"Hahaha."

After Wang Le finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter in the bus.

Xu Hui couldn't bear it anymore, feeling that she would go crazy if she endured it any longer, so she immediately got up from her seat and roared at Wang Le: "Bastard, don't talk about it anymore, I can't stand it." ”

"Hahaha." As soon as Xu Hui's words fell, everyone burst into laughter.

After Wang Le heard Xu Hui's words, he immediately rushed to Xu Hui's side from the aisle, and said with a bitter face: "It's so inconvenient for people now!" ”

Xu Hui wants to cry! Why didn't you think about it when you spoke by yourself! was also laughed at by this group of people, and was used by Wang Le, and he was inexplicably resentful in his heart, and immediately raised his hand and slapped Wang Le's face.

How could Wang Le let Xu Hui fan himself, stretched out his right hand, grabbed Xu Hui's little hand like lightning, touched Xu Hui's jade hand and said, "I'm not afraid that you will hit me, but I am afraid that your hand will be hurt by rebound when it comes into contact with my cheek." ”

Xu Hui's cheeks were crimson, she pulled out her little hand vigorously, and said angrily: "You, Wang Le, you are a complete bastard. ”

After Xu Hui finished speaking, her eyes were full of tears, she didn't know what to do, she couldn't beat it, she couldn't say it, she couldn't help but sit down in her seat sadly, hugged her head and cried. I'm a girl, traveling with a group of you men, and you still treat others like this, and you don't let people live? Xu Hui is so uncomfortable! I really don't want to do it anymore, I want to quit immediately.

Seeing that the beauties were all angry and crying, Wang Le couldn't bear it, so he hurriedly sat down next to Xu Hui and said, "I'm sorry!" Makes you angry, so be it! I'll lend you a shoulder! It's free, there's no charge. ”

Xu Hui Lihua said angrily with rain: "Get out." ”

Wang Le is very glad that the old monster of "Play Travel Agency" has a good eye, always looking for beautiful newcomers to be tour guides, and every time he travels, he is accompanied by beautiful women, which is really pleasing to the eyes.

Xu Hui is a standard beauty, her black and bright hair is tied into a ponytail, her skin is as fair as jade, her face is round, her eyes are big, her nose is pointed, and her wonderful facial features seem to be finely carved by skilled craftsmen on her face, which is simply beautiful bubbling.

Now, Xu Hui's face is full of crystal clear tears, as if a flower has been stained with a little rain and dew, it is really beautiful!

Xu Hui is about six or seven meters tall, her figure is convex and backward, and her upper body forms a beautiful mountain scene in a yellow tight T-shirt, which is breathtaking.

The slender beautiful legs are not wearing stockings and are exposed to the air, but they look smoother than wearing stockings, and everyone wants to touch them twice to try the feel, but Wang Le is a decent gentleman, and he doesn't care to do that kind of thing.

Such a woman was angry and cried, Wang Le couldn't bear it in his heart, and immediately said to all the tourists: "Whoever dares to tell a meat joke again, take off his clothes." ”

Xu Hui is speechless! Except for you, no one will have so many meat jokes, what kind of face do you have to say to others! Take off your clothes if you want! But thinking of this, Xu Hui felt bitter in his heart, if he took off his clothes, he would not want to live, and glanced at Wang Le with resentment, this glance contained endless killing intent, if it was said that the eyes could kill, Wang Le would definitely die.

After that, no one said a word of meat jokes, and until they arrived in Haiyun City, the car was quiet.

……

When night comes, the famous coastal tourist city of Haiyun City is shrouded in starlight and gentle sea breeze, which makes tourists who come here feel comfortable for a while.

In the Regent Hotel, Wang Le watched the tourists rest for an afternoon, stood in front of him full of energy, and smiled slightly: "Follow me, I will take you to eat the best seafood in Haiyun City, let you understand the customs of Haiyun City, and see the beautiful nightlife of Haiyun City." ”

"Okay." Hearing the words of Wang Le's tour guide, the tourists all shouted with high spirits, with a trace of excitement on their faces.

Now that it is difficult to find a job, Xu Hui let go of her dissatisfaction with Wang Le, and suddenly whispered beside Wang Le: "The accommodation is in the hotel!" There are no such projects! ”

Wang Le stared at Xu Hui's plump figure for a few moments, and then approached Xu Hui and whispered; "Rules are dead, people are alive!"

Xu Hui is a high-achieving student who graduated from the tour guide major, as a newcomer tour guide of "Fun Tour", with all the knowledge and quality of a tour guide, in Xu Hui's view, everything must be done according to the rules, did not expect that the team leader would not do things according to the schedule at all, but he was a newcomer, so he had to complain and swallow his anger.

"Come, give me your hand." At this time, Wang Le stretched out his right hand and smiled.

"What for?" Xu Hui's face showed a puzzled look, and she was far away from Wang Le all of a sudden, really afraid that Wang Le, the old tour guide, would play hooligan on herself, a rookie rookie.

"You're a girl, I'm here to protect you." Wang Le smiled.

With so many people following, will there still be an accident? What is there to protect! Xu Hui knew that Wang Le had bad intentions towards her, and said with a cold look in her eyes: "You don't have any thoughts about me!" I won't like you even if I die. ”

"Don't say it so absolutely, you're going to like me." Wang Le laughed.

"You're dreaming." Xu Hui was furious, she really didn't have a good impression of Wang Le, seeing Wang Le's ruffian-like smiling face, Xu Hui felt uncomfortable, and really wanted to go up and punch and kick twice, but ...... I'm afraid I can't beat it.

This Wang Lechang is actually very good, his thin cheeks give people a sense of perseverance, and under his heavy eyebrows are a pair of bright tiger eyes, but no matter how you look at them, the tiger eyes are ...... Lust-obsessed.

The delicate nose, almond-like lips, and the raunchy broken hair give people a feeling of neither men nor women, and the first impression is that they can't distinguish between men and women, like a "person. Demon".

But after really knowing this person's virtues, there is no need to doubt it, this person is an out-and-out stinky man.

Looking at Wang Le's side face, Xu Hui was depressed: "You said that you are so handsome, what are you not doing well, you have to be a stinky hooligan, why bother?" Why bother? Does your family know? ”

……

"You're tourists! Come here to eat seafood! It's cheap here. ”

"Hurry up! The seafood we have here is the most authentic. ”

"Come in! There's everything in there. ”

Tourists have never been here, so they are very curious about the East China Sea Dragon Palace Food City, walking all the way, their eyes turn back and forth, constantly looking at the seafood snacks on the stalls, their eyes are full of surprises, but without exception they expose the identity of outsiders.

At the entrance of the "Four Seasons Seafood City", Wang Le and the others were dragged to the seafood city by several beautiful waiters, and the waiters refused to let go, Wang Le and many male tourists' tofu was eaten up by those waitresses, but Wang Le and male tourists like these waitresses to eat their own tofu, and they can eat it all the time.

Wang Le scratched twice in the palm of the waitress's hand, the waitress not only did not get angry, but threw Wang Le a mesmerizing autumn wave, Wang Le smiled, put the autumn spinach in his pocket quietly, and immediately said to everyone: "See it!" How enthusiastic the girls in Haiyun City are! It's hard to be gracious! Let's eat here! ”

Xu Hui has been watching coldly, seeing the cheap appearance of Wang Le and the waitress, she almost vomited, it was so disgusting, it was really disgusting, damn it, people really can't be shameless to this point!

The tour guide and team leader all spoke, and of course the tourists were obedient, and couldn't help but follow Wang Le and the waiter to the seafood city.

In fact, this seafood city is just an open-air food stall, but it is surrounded by an iron fence, not on the street.

There are a lot of seats inside, but there aren't many people.

The waiter greeted Wang Le and his party with a smile, and then took the menu and asked everyone to order.

At this time, Wang Le spoke; "This is the cheapest seafood city, everyone can order it!"

Everyone picked up the menu and took a look, although they had never eaten seafood and didn't know the price, but they all felt that the price was not high, and then began to order.

After the waiter left, Wang Le said from the seat in the middle of the crowd; "This is a black shop, and the price will increase several times after eating."

"Ahh

Hearing Wang Le's words, everyone all showed shocked expressions, as if they had been struck on their heads by a bolt of lightning, and they were stupid if they didn't kill them.