Chapter 32 Prelude to the Manure Digging
In the interrogation room of the Public Security Bureau, Director Fan Wuxian was furious at this time.
"One of you, a relative of a parent and a public official, actually played a bumper car game of a child's house in public, and the public family lost face...... Say!! Why are you doing that? If you can't say one, two, or three today, I, Fan, will bring you to justice today! β
"Fan Ju, haven't you told you how many times on the road, it was Captain Liu who hit me first! What does it have to do with me, I really can't let my dad deal with it! What else can you ......?"
Syllable!!
Fan Wuxian slapped his big mouth hard, and immediately blinded Shi Jinchao.
It took a full thirty seconds for him to react, covering his face and standing up angrily, "I'm grass!" How do you beat people! β
Syllable!! Fan Wuxian didn't explain to him, he directly slapped his mouth again, just now he hit the right cheek, this time he hit the left cheek.
Looking at Shi Jinchao, who was beaten back to the stool, Fan Wuxian said hatefully: "Little rabbit cub, your father doesn't dare to say the word 'I grass' to me, this mouth can be regarded as educating you for your father!" β
"I'm going to sue you for violent law enforcement!!" A trace of blood oozed from the corner of Shi Jinchao's mouth on the stool, revealing an extremely resentful look
"Haha! Just go and sue! Little rabbit cub, Lao Tzu can't go back to H City this time, your whole family will weigh it up to Lao Tzu! In the past few years of TMD, I have heard that there are many examples of cheating fathers, but Lao Tzu has encountered a ...... like you who cheat other people's fathers."
Fan Wuxi scolded angrily and hatefully and was about to raise his hand to pull it away, but was stopped by Captain Liu, who didn't dare to squeak, "Don't fight Fan Bureau!" If you fight again, something will happen...... Actually, I was also responsible for this, I was really out of control at the time! Can't stop at all...... Well, hit me if you want to! β
Fan Wuxi withdrew his big hand and squinted at Captain Liu, "Really?" I can't see that you're quite righteous......"
"Don't slap the right side of the face...... Fan Wuxie's eyes were a little scary, and Captain Liu immediately covered the swollen right side of his face just now
Bang!!
As soon as Captain Liu's voice fell, Fan Wuxian kicked him away, "Lao Tzu gave the nickname of Fatal Scissor Leg to the army back then, if you have this kind of request, Lao Tzu will fulfill your righteousness......"
After kicking this kick, he ran over again, and kicked again, "I let you run the train with your mouth full, so you can't stop!" You can't stop......"
Shi Jinchao suddenly felt less pain on his face......
After a frenzy of hammering, Fan Wuxi pulled his big-brimmed hat and sorted out his appearance, "In view of the fact that you have committed the crime of endangering public safety and your attitude of admitting guilt is extremely bad, you will be tentatively detained in this bureau for 24 hours, and then escorted to the detention center to wait for the verdict of the judicial department......"
After speaking, Fan Wuxian slammed the door and left......
There is no doubt that after he went out, a few police officers came in and gave each of them a pair of silver bracelets with great enthusiasm.
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When Shi Jinchao and Captain Liu were sadly locked up in the bureau, Qin Xiaomao's electric car had already made a detour and returned to the Mankone Restaurant again, and Wang Yuyan was already standing at the door waiting for him.
There was no way, Qin Xiaomao didn't plan to go to that unlucky place again, but he really couldn't stand Wang Yuyan's little girl's crazy phone call if she didn't answer all the way, and after answering, it was another coercion and temptation......
"Oh, your girlfriend is really good......" Wang Yuyan took off the duck tongue mirror and glanced at Li Chanjuan, her tone was a little strange
"Sensei nonsense! Didn't you say your grandfather wanted to see me? Why can't you bring someone? Qin Xiaomao was a little impatient
"Cut! If it weren't for Grandpa, I would have to come down and pick you up, as if someone would want to talk nonsense with you! The doorman came over and helped him park the car......"
"Uh...... Tricycle ......" The doorman was stunned for a moment, but then walked over
Qin Xiaomao naturally didn't care about this kind of mild slap in the face, got out of the car, greeted Li Chanjuan from the back carport very gentlemanly, and then threw the key to the doorman, "Well, the fruit in the back helps me take care of ......"
The doorman was stunned again, "I'm sorry, sir...... I'm not looking at the bike......"
"Hehe, can you tip the help? You can't provide this little service in this high-end restaurant, right? Qin Xiaomao chuckled, and then took out the dozen red tickets of more than two thousand from his pocket
"Uh...... All right! β
Qin Xiaomao immediately took out a ten-yuan ticket from the red ticket and handed it over......
The performance of this picking suddenly surprised the doorman, but thinking of Wang Yuyan driving the luxury car before, and the possible identity of the old man, he endured it and didn't have a seizure, but he still secretly vowed to steal a few more fruits.
After a small episode of Qin Xiaomao's pretending to be in front of the door, several people quickly arrived at the private room on the second floor, and the familiar old man in the private room was sitting there sipping tea slowly......
"Ah, young man, we're meeting again!!" Wang Longping put down the tea and stood up
"Oh, sit down, sit down! Doesn't this bother me......" Qin Xiaomao hurriedly waved his hand at the old man
As they spoke, several people sat down.
"It's time to serve!!" Wang Yuyan gave an order to the waiter who came in, then lowered her head and began to play with her mobile phone, without looking at Qin Xiaomao
"Young man, come and sit ......," the old man waved at Qin Xiaomao
Qin Xiaomao looked at Li Chanjuan hesitantly......
"Oh, this meeting of the little couple is inseparable! Let's talk about things, let the two girls go to their house to talk about their ......"
As soon as the old man said this, not only did Li Chanjuan blush, but even Qin Xiaomao's cheeky skin was a little hot.
Hurriedly explained: "She's my high school classmate......"
"Haha!" The old man laughed loudly
"Well, Chanjuan, you and this little lady...... The girl sits, I sit on that ......" nodded at Li Chanjuan, and Qin Xiaomao moved her ass to the big table in the private room. I don't know what this old man thinks, but these few people also chose a table that is estimated to be able to sit in a private room for more than a dozen people.
"How old is the young man!" As he spoke, the old man handed over a cup of tea that had been poured just now
Qin Xiaomao hurriedly took it, took a sip, and thought for a while: "20 or 21 or 23......"
"Full of nonsense!! Big fool a ......" Wang Yuyan immediately raised her head when she heard this, and sarcastically said disdainfully
Li Chanjuan was also happy when she heard it, and her heart became more and more ...... to Qin Xiaomao, who was no longer so dull But in my heart, I remembered what he said about getting married, and I was gloomy again.
When the old man heard this, he didn't think about it, he thought that Qin Xiaomao must have wanted to mediate the atmosphere, so he replied with a smile, "The young man is quite humorous!" β
Qin Xiaomao scratched his head and said seriously, "Actually, I'm really not joking!" β
"Oh?"
"Hehe, in fact, this is because I didn't get my birth certificate when I was a child, and I couldn't get a hukou, and I only got a hukou when I went to school, and I used to be a black household. This led to the mistake of 23 when I registered my household registration, alas, and then the ID card was wrong, and it was written as 20, in fact, I went to school earlier this year 21, and I just graduated from college......"
Hearing Qin Xiaomao's careful explanation, the old man also thought it was quite interesting. He made a gesture of reminiscence, and said with a smile, "Alas, young man, you are right! You're in a good time. In the past, when there were no computers, there was a high chance of registration errors, but after computers became popular, that is, when your group of people grew up, the authorities were not very familiar with the use of computers, and errors were frequent. I've always heard of this before......"
"You used to be in a public institution......
"Hehe, they're all retired now!! After talking for a long time, I forgot to ask your name, what a rude...... Young man, it's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Wang Longping, just call me old Wang Tou......"
"Hehe, don't dare! My name is Qin Xiaomao, and Grandpa Wang will call me Xiaomao......"
"Hehe, the young man's name is just as interesting as yours!"
"Still a little hairy? It should be called a Mao liar, so that you can no longer deceive people......"
Wang Yuyan muttered this, Qin Xiaomao immediately became happy when he heard it, the meaning is clear, think about it in the obscenity.
During the conversation, the dishes have been served one after another.
"Come, it's time to eat, let's talk and talk! Yan'er, don't play with your mobile phone......" Wang Longping greeted heartily, and the dinner officially began.
"Come, young man, try this restaurant's signature dish......"
Jingle Bell ...... Jingle Bell ......
Wang Longping picked up a piece of something that he couldn't see clearly what it was, and as soon as he handed it halfway, Qin Xiaomao's mobile phone suddenly rang.
"Uh, I'm sorry...... My wife is calling! He gave the old man an apologetic look and walked out
The old man smiled and didn't care, and stuffed the unknown object into his mouth.
Looking at the number of the landline at home on his mobile phone, Qin Xiaomao knew that this must be a call from Slender Tiao, and after thinking about it, he connected it without leaving the private room.
His mobile phone is a copycat love crazy 8 brand, the screen is very large, and the voice is not small, "Husband, where are you?" People are sitting at a table waiting for you......"
It just so happened that when the voice came out, Qin Xiaomao had already walked to Li Chanjuan's side, "Hehe, I have a dinner here, what's the matter with you!" Well, don't worry, I'm ......"
After listening to the slender words and saying a few more words, Qin Xiaomao had already walked out of the private room.
A strange emotion surged up on Li Chanjuan's face.
Wang Yuyan suddenly became interested and asked Li Chanjuan, "Beauty, is he still married as a liar?" Who can marry him? That sounds like a good sound......"
Li Chanjuan forcibly lifted her mind, and replied a little absentmindedly: "He did tell me that he was getting married!" Moreover, he himself said that he was still a daughter-in-law of more than 200 pounds......"
"Uh...... Cluck!! Wang Yuyan was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "Giggles, can you still believe the words of this big liar?" Sisters, I see that you seem to be interested in him, so I'll point you out!! β
Although Li Chanjuan didn't want to believe Qin Xiaomao's words, after all, he said it personally, and at this moment, when she heard a woman who kept calling Qin Xiaomao a liar, her eyes lit up, "Sister, how can you say this?" β
Wang Yuyan suddenly raised her arrogant chin when she heard this, and looked at Li Chanjuan confidently, "Not to mention his small physique, can you pick up two hundred pounds of fat man to the bed...... Phew, it's all about talking to this dead liar! I mean, do you listen to that voice like a fat man? From a physiological point of view, obesity may cause the voice to become muffled due to excessive suppression of the vocal throat...... I said, the call was her sister or something......"
Wang Longping heard his granddaughter's analysis at this time, narrowed his old eyes, smiled without saying a word, and began to think about his granddaughter's future in-laws.
After Qin Xiaomao, who was outside the private room, hung up the slender phone, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, his relatively indirect rejection of Li Chanjuan seemed to have been basically achieved.
However, he put aside this annoying question, and he thought about another important matter, that is, the purpose of the old man's meal.
For those vegetables is obviously self-explanatory, but he thinks it's far from that simple. After all, if it's just for the bending and stretching eggplant and the taste of the superb cucumber, you can just buy it with yourself......
Could it be that this old man believes in the nonsense cultivated by his special craft?
No, if this is the case, if the old man forcibly wants to go to the farm he has pulled out of his nonsense, then he may be exposed!
Of course, I still have a plan to deal with this flaw. I'm afraid that this old man won't be able to stand it, or that Wang Yuyan won't buy it from him anymore after he knows about it.
After all, mixing chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, pigs, cows, donkeys, dogs, people, cough cough, and all kinds of dung together to fool them, if you don't smoke them to death, you have to make them sick half to death......
After pondering for a long time with some distress, Qin Xiaomao was happy again: No matter how much, the so-called crops and flowers all rely on fertilizer, and his own special ingredients are just more difficult to develop and research than the traditional formula, presumably with the level of the old man, he should be able to understand.
Finally, before entering the door, he called up the data of the hundred grass sacs again, and the words of the nine-grade body worker gave him further self-comfortβafter all, the level of the body worker should pay more, and what is the point of digging out some dung for 'scientific' research.