Chapter 11: The Eggplant Worked

With a melancholy dream and a tired body and mind, Qin Xiaomao slept until dusk in a daze.

Knock knock!! He was awakened by three slight knocks on the door.

"Well, it's a strip...... What time is it? Qin Xiaomao opened his eyes in a daze, stretched his waist and walked out of bed

"My husband is awake! It's getting dark! Dinner was all ready......"

"I've slept for so long?" As he spoke, he opened the door

"Ah......" Qin Xiaomao suddenly let out a frightened scream, then took a few steps back and sat on the bed, trembling and stretched out his hand to point at the slender strips, "Tiaotiao you...... You ......"

Slender strip was a little overwhelmed, "Old ...... What's wrong with you, husband......"

Qin Xiaomao couldn't help but feel a little terrified in his heart. At this time, the steamed bun face in his eyes was no longer the face that was a little ugly to look at, but at least it was not too scary under normal conditions.

From his line of sight, at this time, the slender steamed bun face was showing a state full of holes!

That's right, it's full of holes! At this time, the main interface of the slender steamed bun face, that is, on the cheeks, seems to have been drenched by some corrosive liquid, and there are some extremely concave strip pits densely distributed on the cheeks!! It's like the state in a zombie movie before you get the virus and your face is about to lose flesh!

In fact, this can be regarded as Qin Xiaomao's bad luck, who let him sneak a peek at an extremely disgusting zombie movie played on the computer of a couple next to him on the train when he came back before, and subjectively directly associated with this aspect.

"Husband, don't scare me......" Slender Tiao took a step forward with great worry

"Don't come here! Stay back! Come over again, I'm going to call it......" As soon as his mouth was bald, Qin Xiaomao popped out a classic line

Seeing Qin Xiaomao's attitude towards himself suddenly turned one hundred and eighty degrees, Slender Tiao suddenly became sad, "Husband, what's wrong with you!" It was so good to people before! And I also gave someone the eggplant that has a great weight loss effect......"

"Ahh Qin Xiaomao was stunned for a moment, and then remembered something, "Tiaotiao, you mean that the eggplant is ...... on your face"

"Well, yes, husband! Originally, I wanted to slice the eggplant as my husband said, but the eggplant was too small, so I cut it into many thin strips. Unexpectedly, soon after these eggplants cut into strips were put on their faces, they began to blow non-stop, and it was like putting mints on them! After that, I felt like the flesh on my face where the eggplant strips were placed was constantly being sucked away by something...... It wasn't over until the eggplant strips were completely dry and fell off, and my face was like this...... Husband, are you scared by the way I am now? But since you know that you can lose weight, you should know what I'm going to do! Also, people feel that there is less flesh on their faces, and they feel very comfortable! ”

The ability really worked!! Qin Xiaomao's heart suddenly froze, and he completely woke up from his confused state.

"Come here, let me take a closer look......" At this moment, he didn't care about the slender and terrifying face

"Okay!" Saying that, Slender Leaned over very well-behaved

"Sit down!"

"Husband, I'd better stand......" A more terrifying blush appeared on the slender and terrifying face

Knowing the truth, Qin Xiaomao will not continue to think about the horror, seeing the slender and somewhat twisted posture, she just feels a little embarrassed, she is afraid that her thin wooden bed will collapse.

"Then I'll stand, you sit......"

Saying that, Qin Xiaomao stood up, and with great force, he made a move that was more in line with the man's gentle pulling of the woman over. This kind of slender movement is naturally more useful, and he sat on the edge of the bed gently without struggling at all.

Holding a slender and fat big steamed bun face, with the help of a somewhat dim light, Qin Xiaomao began to carefully observe every change on her face.

First of all, it can be seen that this slender knife work is really good, originally Qin Xiaomao was only the size of a thumb the eggplant he was holding, and it stands to reason that he couldn't cut much, but at this moment, there were fifteen or sixteen concave meat pits on her face, which showed how meticulous she could cut.

Putting aside these unimportant things, Qin Xiaomao looked at a place where the light reflected the best in the meat pits, and he found that these meat pits actually appeared very harmoniously. It's not like the pits that go away, it's not like the scars left by wounds, it's like the skin is naturally sunken and is born that shape.

Seeing this situation clearly, Qin Xiaomao couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief in his heart, if it was really like a zombie, this kind of ability would not be needed at all, there would be no future at all.

"Hehe, congratulations, slim, weight loss has worked!" Without the shadow of zombies in his heart, Qin Xiaomao returned to his normal color, and at the same time there was an indescribable excitement

"Really?" Slender Tiao was a little incredulous for a while, although he also wanted to believe Qin Xiaomao's words, but he had always thought that Qin Xiaomao was just to make her happy, and as for this situation, she herself was actually half frightened and half suspicious

"Hehe, facts speak louder than words, don't you see it yourself? Besides, what's the use of me lying to you? ”

"Hmmm! Husband, let's go to dinner......" Hearing Qin Xiaomao's affirmative answer, he responded slenderly, but changed the topic, and a trace of imperceptible tears appeared in the eyes of the beans who were squeezed by the fat and difficult to see

"Let's go! Let's go to dinner, let's talk about future life planning! And I will ...... this kind of eggplant in the future Well, try to find out as many as possible, as for the reason, I studied chemistry, and biochemistry is the best, so you can rest assured in this regard......" Finding that Slender took the initiative to change the topic, Qin Xiaomao also remembered the matter of keeping his ability secret, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and at the same time said something that wanted to cover up, in his mind, no matter what, it is better to say it now than to really have any strong effect in the future.

After an episode again, both of them were in a much better mood unconsciously than others. The ability worked, and with the expectation of the future changes of the slender strip, Qin Xiaomao's heart naturally did not have such a strong instinct for the poor image of the slender strip, and the slender strip also had more expectations for himself and Qin Xiaomao......

At dusk on this day in July, at the dinner table in a farmhouse in Hongguang Village, S City, for the first time, a handsome young man and the misunderstood Miao rice bucket talked about a good meal.

Of course, this is the first time, and it will never be the last.

Following.

Qin Xiaomao and Slender Tiao got up before dawn, and today they have an urgent thing to do - selling vegetables!

This is the most direct means of economic source that the two of them discussed at dinner last night.

There is no way, Qin Xiaomao studied chemistry and returned to his hometown, a place dominated by agricultural trade, and there was no place for it. Of course, he can also go to the city to find the wrong farmer's job, but then he can't rest assured that he will be slim, and second, he will not be able to pull down his face. What's more, since they are all doing agricultural work, it is actually a reason to sell vegetables and be the boss by themselves, and they are more casual and free.

At this time, Qin Xiaomao was already standing in the vegetable field as a technician, responsible for picking all kinds of vegetables, and by the way, he could also test whether the vegetables had spirituality one by one; Slender strips, on the other hand, are manual workers who carry the picked vegetables onto an electric tricycle in the front yard.

Soon, the work of the two was almost busy......

"Did you weigh it?" Qin Xiaomao wiped his sweat and handed the last bundle of green onions to Slender Tiao, he was busy for a long time and didn't try out a spiritual vegetable, so he was really a little helpless.

"Weigh them all, fifteen catties of chili peppers, twenty catties of eggplant, fifteen catties of cucumbers......"

With a roll of his eyes and pondering the price, Qin Xiaomao shouted: "Let's go!" These things can be sold for a hundred and ten yuan at this time......"

"Okay, husband!"

……

Dozens of catties of vegetables were loaded into the electric car, and after bidding farewell to the slender strips, Qin Xiaomao set up an electric three-off car and drove slowly to the outside of the village almost at the speed of a turtle.

No way, although he can ride a motorcycle, it is the first time he has driven this electric tricycle, and he is 100% unlicensed. Fortunately, the current management of electric vehicles is still in a blank stage, not so strict, just open a little more to familiarize.

"Yo, isn't this the old Qin family kid......"

The speed of the electric car is actually much the same as the speed of a person's walking, and when he heard the sound coming from his side, Qin Xiaomao stopped immediately with a light foot of the brake.

I looked sideways at the big man in the village, the village chief Miao. In addition to the impression that the old man said, Qin Xiaomao also had some impressions, because when he was in college, he arranged a dinner at his home, and he also came. Of course, this Miao village chief is naturally the slender stepfather.

Seeing the identity of the person who came, Qin Xiaomao's blood couldn't help but surge, and he wanted to step forward and slam him, but thinking about the current situation, he still pressed down.

"Hehe, Village Chief Miao is not alive today!" Qin Xiaomao said knowing that the consultant was the village chief of one of the local tyrants here who needed to go to the ground in person.

The village chief walked over with a smile on his face and didn't speak, but walked around his car with a mouth on his face.

"Your uncle!" Qin Xiaomao scolded secretly, but he still had a smile on his face, and asked, "Village Chief, what's the matter with your old man?" If it's okay, I still have something to do! ”

"Hehe, it's actually nothing!"

It's okay and nonsense, your uncle! Don't you know you're disgusting? Qin Xiaomao scolded again, and he didn't have any respect for his cheap old man in his heart.

However, the village chief didn't have this kind of awareness, and after going around in a circle, he walked to Qin Xiaomao's side, leaned closer, and said with a smug and treacherous taste: "Qin family boy, when I heard that your father came to my house to discuss the marriage proposal with me, he said that he would leave the house and hand over the family to you, right?" ”

Leaving the house? This word obviously made Qin Xiaomao feel a little uncomfortable, thought about it for a while, and replied lightly, "Hehe, the village chief, you care about it so much, you don't care about your daughter in my house, but you care about my father." ”

"Humph!" The village chief's face changed suddenly, but he still maintained a wicked smile on his face, "Qin family boy, don't think that after a few years of college, you will have a few drops of ink in your stomach!" Don't say that your dad is not by your side now, even if he is by your side, your piece of land will have to be spit out for me sooner or later!! Don't think that it is insidious to deceive, it is useful to defraud the land use certificate!! Even if you use this trick now, it's useless! ”

Well? And this kind of thing? Could it be that Slim Strip came home for another purpose?

Qin Xiaomao's mind turned extremely fast, and he thought of some possibilities in an instant. However, he immediately denied the possibility of such an undercover agent.

Not to mention the performance of being slender and not hypocritical at all, even the old man is impossible to suspect. No matter how the old man fooled him, he couldn't fool him with this kind of loss-making thing, even if he fooled, he might have another purpose! If the old man once fooled the village chief, then now he will naturally have everything under control.

And pro? Funny of real Nima! I still think I am a royal prince and nobleman! Sit back and wait for the big move behind the old man......

Thinking of this, Qin Xiaomao smiled, revealing an innocent face, "Respected village elder, what are you talking about!" I don't understand the pinch at all! ”

"Humph! If you know each other, it's the best! Raise the slim strips for me first!! When Childe comes to clean you up, maybe I can say a few nice words! Niu B snorted coldly, and the village chief turned around and let go of Wang Babu and was about to leave

"Brute!!"

"What do you little bunny say?" The village had only walked two steps before it stopped, and it was obvious that it was very good to hear

After so many years of social darkness, Qin Xiaomao naturally did not give it for nothing now, but instead showed a harmless expression of humans and animals, and the poem was furious: "Ah!! The rising sun is like the rising sun, just like the double bed of you and me...... What a freehand use of the word 'first rise' in this poem made by Lao Tzu! ”

"It's stupid to read!" Although the village chief's ears are good, there is no reason for him to have a seizure when he sees Qin Xiaomao's behavior like this, so he leaves a polite word and leaves

The scum of the beasts!! Scum!!

Retracted his posture, spat fiercely at the back of the village chief, added the accelerator, and suddenly left the last cement road in the village, and went on the main road leading to the city with poplar trees on both sides.

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