Chapter 674 of the main text: How to Die in a Trick

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"Ouch, it's you?"

Guo Degang blinked his little eyes, grinning like a pork flower, and said: "Look at this trouble, tsk, what do you say I should do, am I crying with joy, or am I in pain?" ”

"Hahaha, Mr. Guo, I thought you forgot!" Fan Xiaoye was amused and laughed. `

"Where can I be, I will remember it for the rest of my life!"

Lao Guo Yan was stunned for a few minutes and said, "To tell you the truth, that was the first time I received a flower basket since I took the stage. At that time, I still wanted to find you, but the noble man was too busy and left first, if it wasn't for today's fate, then I would regret it for life! ”

You see, what is called being able to chat, this is called being able to chat.

Fan Xiaoye was greatly relieved and said with a smile: "We are also hanging out, so let's go in and listen to cross talk, or you are speaking well and showing a little heart." ”

"No, it's different!"

Lao Guo waved his hand and said seriously: "You don't know, I collected the flower basket at that time, just like collecting a wreath." ”

"How?"

"If you are born and die, just this one, and you will talk about it in the next life!"

"Hahaha!"

Talking to this person, she felt that even her skin was slippery a lot, and said with a smile: "What you said, today is really fate, let's leave a phone number, and we will contact you often in the future." ”

"Eh, good!"

Lao Guo picked up the brand jacket and scratched it in his pocket a few times before he found a business card. On the other side, Lin Leyi prepared it early and offered it with both hands.

"That, I still have some things, so I'll leave first, and we'll talk another day!" Fan Xiaoye glanced at his watch and said goodbye to him.

"Oh, you're busy!"

Guo Degang got out of the way and saw her stepping on her high heels, clicking to the side of the road, and a big run like an armored car creaked to a stop. 'Good fellow, such a mighty car is not at all wrong with this woman. And before she got into the car, she remembered turning around and waving her hand.

"Master, it's time for us to go!"

Right now. A fat little apprentice came over, with a flat nose and small eyes, a flat big face, and a cheap temperament in his bones.

"Oh. Let's go! ”

Lao Guo answered, put on his clothes and hat, and got into an Audi Q7. The space of this car is not small, but the two fat men are crowded in the front row, and they are still a bit daring to drive a game console.

After Guo Degang's deeds. In just over three years, net worth has increased exponentially. not only opened a cross talk school, but also set up a clothing brand, and the business is doing well.

Food, clothing, housing and transportation are constantly upgrading, O6 is a horse 6, O7 has become a PT Rambler, followed by a Chrysler 3OOC for his wife, this year's most fierce, PIA is a Q7.

He feels that he is mixing well, and he is not much different from those high-profile stars. The result is hey. Properly I was confused! Not to mention Zhang Ziyi and Ning Jing, even the nursery and Chen Shu didn't treat him well. So Fan Xiaoye took the initiative to take the stubble, and coupled with that period of the past, the more touched.

The two of them drove all the way to Daxing, where he bought a building, uh, a tube building. No way, have you ever seen a sty1e villa with a tube building?

"You're back, how was the shooting?"

As soon as they entered the door, the teacher Wang Hui was busy inquiring. Lao Guo took off his hat. Throwing it away, Balabala said it briefly, and then said, "Hey, I didn't tell you before. When I was in Guangde Building with Mr. Zhang, did someone give me five pairs of flower baskets? Today I really touched the main one! ”

"What a coincidence, who?" She wondered.

"The two most popular!" He looked greasy again, and pointed upward.

"Which two...... Ah, you say those two? Wang Huite was shocked. `

"I didn't expect that! Oops, who would have thought that day of a chance encounter. It has become a bad relationship today! He leaned back in the sand and sighed.

"Virtue!"

Wang Hui took a sip, suddenly remembered something, and said: "By the way, a performer came to you in the morning and wanted you to go to the sea and perform with someone, oh, Zhou Libo." ”

"Zhou Libo? Why do you eat it? He was stunned.

"I just came up last year, and I said it in Shanghai."

"Oh......"

Lao Guo pondered for a moment, shook his head and said: "This job can't be accepted, the north and south factions are purely chickens and ducks, and they can't get together, help me push it." ”

"Done!"

…………

If you ask who is the most popular in 2oo9?

Some people say Chu Qing, some people say Xiao Shen * Yang, and some people say Sun Honglei, but in this place in the magic capital, their answer is Zhou Libo.

The life history of this product will not be repeated, but after he returned to the stage, he immediately became popular on the beach with "Thirty Years of Laughter". From the end of last year to the present, there have been 31 consecutive performances, with an audience of 28ooo people and a total box office of 650,000, and even praised by Mr. Yu of Si (bai) Wen (1ei): "Only one talent will come out in a hundred years." ”

And today, it is the last show of "Thirty Years of Laughter", and from next month, his new program "Laughing on the Sea" will be officially unveiled.

Night, Majestic Theatre.

More than 13oo seats were filled, and as the curtain opened, revealing an extremely rudimentary stage, only a shelf stood in the center, on which the program outline was placed.

Subsequently, Zhou Libo appeared on the stage like a dog, wearing a suit and leather shoes, Piapia poked on the stage, bowed first, and said: "Good evening, before the performance, tell you something about thirty years away." In fact, this performance, today is the 32nd, which has shocked many parties, including CCTV reporters also came, they are very concerned, and I am also very happy. And yesterday, a local performance organization wanted to promote me and Mr. Guo Degang from Beijing to perform on the same stage in Shanghai. Personally, I declined ......"

"Haha!"

laughed at the bottom, and applauded sensibly.

"There's no derogatory connotation about this, I just don't think it's suitable, everyone thinks, how can a garlic eater and a coffee drinker be together?"

The goods were sold obediently, and the performance had actually started, and said: "To say that the difference between the north and the south is still very big, because the cultural foundation is different, one is agricultural civilization, and the other is urban civilization." For example, when you go to the north, this kind of funny work, people like to stand on the stage with a good man and then wear a skirt and a cloth shutter knot on his head. You can't even understand when you walk, that's how people walk......"

As soon as the words fell, he raised one leg, his left hand was behind and his right hand was in front, compared an index finger, jumped a few times, and said in a sharp voice: "He always has to ask, why is this, hey!" ”

"Hahaha!"

The audience laughed even harder, and they all knew who they were talking about.

"We can't do that kind of action when we go to the sea, we always have to wear a pair of pants on stage. There is also cross talk in the north, they are very traditional and like to wear long shirts. Cheongsam, it's the twenty-first century, and I'm still wearing a cheongsam, for example, I'm wearing a gray cheongsam at twelve o'clock at night, standing at the turn of the stairs, and saying to you, the eldest sister is back, I'll send you a good ......"

As he spoke, he learned to jump zombies, and there was another burst of laughter from the audience.

"In short, there is a big difference between the north and the south, and you can't get urban civilization and agricultural civilization together!"

Zhou Libo crossed a line on the outline and moved on to the next paragraph, saying: "In the past 30 years, there have been many changes in our literary and artistic circles, in fact, all those who are engaged in literary and artistic work should not forget a very special year......

He started with the Spring Festival Gala in 83, talking about Li Guyi, Guan Mucun, Zhang Mingmin and Fei Xiang, and then talked about the singing world and Liu Huan.

"Liu Huan has been famous for so many years, and I have never found his neck...... After the end of this Olympic Games, a friend of mine asked me, Liu Huan is yes, but he has a problem, how can you wear an old man's shirt on such a big occasion, it's too unpretentious! I said, what do you know? People also want to wear shirts, but as soon as they wear shirts, they will come to their heads! Be lenient with artists! ”

"And Han Hong, I've seen her herself, her front teeth are still separated, take a closer look, yo, you can see it with a small tongue, but people are singing! Yalasso...... How much is this Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! I'm going to sing it, whatever they say. ”

"There is a text called "Mulan in the Army", I didn't believe it when I was killed, how could she not be revealed? Later, when I met Li Yuchun, I realized, oh, this is technically possible...... The last time I turned on the computer, I saw a beautiful poster of Li Yuchun, and then below it was a slogan from the Family Planning Commission, called: Give birth to a boy and a girl. ”

After mocking the three celebrities, he began to go to the film and television circle again, saying: "It turns out that people in the cultural and artistic circles, I have come to a conclusion that all those with ugly faces are generally very strong." Needless to say, is Zhang Yi's face ugly? Absolutely, you said that he was beautiful and belonged to you, there is a problem with your eyes, Zhang Yimou's face looks like he has been chopped by a kitchen knife, and it is an unopened kitchen knife, but it does not affect him to become a master! ”

"Another example is Feng Xiaogang, is Feng Xiaogang's face still called a face? If I meet him in the alley at half past nine in the evening, I don't want him to do anything, so I'll give him my wallet! But it doesn't affect his achievements, make a fire one, oh, although it was done by Chu Qing last year! ”

"Besides, this Chu Qing is really a model of a man. I always thought his face was amazing, he looked like Zhang Zhen from a distance, Zhang Zhen knew it, the very handsome young man in "Red Cliff...... But when you look closer, guess who it is...... We are all Northeast silver silver, and we are stewed pork vermicelli ......"

"Hahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter, especially those die-hard fans who followed all the way, because this is a new stalk that was not available before.

"Being able to switch between these two people is worthy of being a Golden Globe actor! I don't have any malicious intentions, Chu Qing is not good-looking, but his achievements are recognized, and there is a Fan Bingbing as his fiancée. If I were him, would I still be standing here? I sell tickets on the side of the road every day, shake hands for 10 yuan, hug 100 yuan, chat for 1,000 yuan a minute, if you need special services, please come to the house to talk in detail......"

"Hahahaha!" (To be continued.) )

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