NO.016 GO HOME
For those who don't know him, he has been assigned to the singer camp, Lee Muge said whocare, because he has now boarded the plane to the Celestial Empire with the five eldest sisters Kim Tae-hee, Lee Hyo-ri, Ha Ji-won, Son Ye-jin, and Lee Mong-hee. Reading artifact yan pants ai
Calculate the time, it's time to go back to your hometown to start the New Year, originally the old ancestor was already dissatisfied with himself running to the PC to play for so long, if he really got stuck and went home for the New Year, it is estimated that the old ancestor will stage a scene of beating his descendants in front of hundreds of family people, for the sake of his own face, Li Muge felt that it was more reliable to go back a few days in advance.
Originally, the women really doubted that Li Muge said that he would take him back for the New Year, but when he really got on the plane at this time, the women had a sense of reality, and then they chattered vigorously about whether they were dressed up too exaggerated, don't the older generation like to wear no makeup, but they really don't have any bright spots without makeup, a national goblin who doesn't want the author to say that he is famous (well, it's that Li Xiaoli) has a sad face along the way, and his biggest charm is to wear heavy makeup. The light makeup herself is a village girl, she is not like Son Ye-jin and Kim Tae-hee, these two are really a little light makeup can kill everyone in seconds, he... But fortunately, Ha Ji Won, who doesn't wear makeup, is a female man, similar to himself.
"Ah sneeze~" Ha Ji Won sneezed innocently, then looked around blankly, and continued to sleep with Li Muge in his arms. Last night, as the main force, I was taken care of by Li Muge, these guys are very good, they all let themselves fight with Li Muge first, and then go up to enjoy the rain and dew. So the director zhì Ha Ji Won is the most sleepy every time, and Son Ye-jin and others keep saying something, "It's not good to let you get pregnant first, I really don't know how to be grateful!" ”
The time when South Korea went to China, everyone understands, everyone gags all the way and Ha Ji Won's nap arrived, because Li Muge used his own private jet to go home this time. So the route was opened early, and it flew directly to the nearest civil airport in Li Muge's hometown.
"Ah, Muge, your hometown is in Sichuan, are you a Sichuan man?" Son Ye-jin squinted her eyes and said with a grin.
"What a Sichuan man. Yes, there was an ancestor in history who moved his family to this place because a certain daughter-in-law liked pandas very much, but fortunately, there were not too many families at that time, and he was the head of the family, so he moved over to you. Later, the people didn't bother to move around, so they settled down. Li Muge shrugged his shoulders and explained casually.
"Alright, let's go, the car that came to pick us up has arrived." After Li Muge finished speaking, he walked out of the airport with the girls.
The expected battle to greet the luxury convoy did not happen, just a row of taxis parked at the door, and then Li Muge was naturally introduced into the car.
"Hey, that's too big. Originally, I thought that dozens of luxury cars would be parked at the door, and then I saw you all bowing and shouting young master! It's just a taxi. So disappointed. Lee Hyo-ri pouted and gave me back my fantasies.
"Hehe, young lady, it's not me Li Datou bragging. Those luxury cars you said were hit face to face, and our car could hit three of them without taking off the parts. The driver turned his head and said with a smile on his face.
Lee Hyo-ri scratched his head embarrassedly, and was found to be too loud.
"Drive your car, you know who this is?" Li Muge patted the driver's shoulder angrily, and asked with a smile, For the people who work in the Li family, knowing everyone's name and their family is something that every child of the Li family must do. After beating and scolding a driver very unceremoniously, after the old man found out, he directly stripped off his clothes and tied them to a tree and blew the cold wind for three days, the old man very seriously summoned all the four generations of descendants in front of Li Muge's generation and said very sternly, "No matter how you treat your subordinates outside, but here." Who would dare to do this in the future, Lao Tzu killed him directly! ”
Anyway, at that time, Li Muge's brothers and brothers were stunned, but later everyone knew that it seemed that every other generation would be educated like this, and one or two unlucky eggs from their parents and grandfathers were taken out as a model. Of course, it is also thanks to the blessing of strict style that the Li family can survive from the era of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms to the present. It doesn't depend on the fact that every generation has outstanding talents. It is based on the broad wind of the world (it seems to be a bit overblown).
In fact, in the final analysis, it is very simple, the people of the old Li family are extremely harmonious internally, and they are definitely not for outsiders to see, and there is no need to do it for outsiders. In fact, this kind of family affection that is rare in wealthy families can be generated, in fact, Li Muge discussed it with several of his uncles when he was drinking and farting, and finally came to the conclusion, "People like us who are naturally smart are either dragons and phoenixes among people or geniuses in the world, and the talents of our own family can be on the same level as us, so ah, it is difficult to find a confidant, not to mention that it is my own relatives, if we are not kind to our own people, how can we talk to others." ”
In layman's terms, it means that strange things can only be with strange things.
"Hey, don't say it, young master madrigal, I really know it, of course I don't know the others, but I really know this young lady, my son liked him back then, but he liked to go crazy, and the bedroom was full of her posters, a big man, you said that what Jiast hurts mini, you say disgusting or not." Li Datou said with a smile.
"Speaking of your son, where is the iron egg now?" Thinking of the other party's tiger-backed bear waist but always likes to be a sissy and disgusting guy, Li Muge suddenly asked.
"He, now that he's going to be a stylist, the conscience of heaven and earth, I was really afraid that he would become a, but it's okay, judging from the efficiency of his hooking up with female models, my son will definitely be able to give me a lot of babies in the future."
"Hahahaha, that's it, how can the guy who messes with us be a!"
"Hahahaha, too."
The women sitting in the back looked at the two faceless girls in the front row talking about how many girls someone's son had won, and suddenly had an urge to go home.
Li Muge always thinks that if a man takes care of himself and puts himself in a 'I have liked you for so many years, I want you to sleep every day for so long' but the other girl doesn't know, and then the other girl falls in love and gets married by herself, this man looks like this world is no longer saved, the world betrayed my negative thoughts, Li Muge can only say helplessly, you deserve it.
As for why Li Muge suddenly came up with this sentence...
"Don't get away from it, I'll tell you! You didn't tell us at the time, we had to walk up the road to your house on our own! Li Xiaoli kicked Li Muge's ass fiercely, and then said angrily, the conscience of heaven and earth, the old lady is wearing high heels.
"That's it, what are you talking about the secret love of men and women, can you talk a little more, the problem we are facing now is climbing the mountain!! Oh, my God!! It's really a mountain climb!! Your family lives in the mountains!!!!!! Son Ye-jin stepped forward frantically and grabbed Li Muge's collar and roared loudly, "What else are you talking about in this case, I like you, you don't like me, I still fall in love behind my back, and get married!" You're insane!! ”
"Ma Ma, calm and calm, it's just a few miles away, don't be so exaggerated, didn't I let you exercise a long time ago, you don't blame me." Li Muge looked innocent.
"Innocent your sister! How many miles? It's a few miles of mountain roads!!!!!! Kim Tae-hee scratched Li Muge frantically and said unrelentingly.
"Young master, young lady, it's time to go up the mountain, it's not early, if it's dark, it will be very troublesome." Li Datou said with a smile on his back luggage, it is obvious that this situation is for him who has served in the Li family for decades, he doesn't know how much, every time a newcomer brings his daughter-in-law to the door for the first time, this kind of thing will happen, if he climbs the mountain without saying a word, then this kind of woman Li Datou will not be so comfortable, women, in front of their own men, they are still really good, coquettish, tricky, that is the normal small couple model.
But speaking of which, Li Datou looked at Li Muge's flattering look, and fell into memories as he walked, that was the first time he saw Young Master Muge's mother.
"Your family's habits are really strange. Is it just to give a disadvantage? ”
A beautiful woman who didn't talk squatted in front of her with a smile on her face, saying that what I said was right.
"Cut, I won't climb, oppa you carry me."
"If you don't carry me, I'll perform Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall, anyway, it's you who are embarrassed, I don't care about it~~~~"
Such a fairy-like woman, alas, why did she have an accident with the young master. If it weren't for the fact that more than 100 people in the entire Li family had been investigating for ten years, everyone would have thought it was a premeditated murder case, but the more this happened, the more uncomfortable it made the entire Li family feel uncomfortable, which is why Young Master Muge has been more favored than others since he was a child.
When Li Muge saw Li Datou walking up without saying a word, he was suddenly unhappy, "Ah! Li Datou, you won't come to help, didn't you see me being sprayed half to death by my daughter-in-law? Don't explain it to me yet. ”
"Young Master Muge, this is your daughter-in-law, not my daughter-in-law." Li Datou turned around and shrugged his shoulders helplessly.
"Ouch, my temper, if you make me angry, I'll beat your son." Li Muge said angrily.
"You go, my son won't be back in a few days." Li Datou said that there was no pressure. (To be continued.) )
This period of the New Year at home,The original idea was to write about five chapters.,But this idea was set when I didn't change jobs.,Because the update was fast at that time, the water five chapters said nothing.,But now my update can't guarantee stability.,So the next chapter is skipped after a brief introduction.,At the same time, the timeline is also a little faster.。 Went straight into the debut of the plug-in group and the debut of Kara and Girls' Generation. xh118