378, the Xianxia setting of the Eight Classics actually does not kill people and seize treasures at all

"Wow...... See you again after a long absence. ”

"yes, yes. It's so touching, my tears are about to fall when I see it, how can it be so touching. ”

"It's like the plot of a TV series. Let's go, let's get some snow. ”

"You go get the snow, I'll go find the soundtrack of Blue Life and Death."

Under such Cheng DΓΉ's mental pollution, Siyuan finally couldn't bear it, he knocked on the glass hard, frowned and waved to the two guys outside who had been talking from the beginning, and motioned for them to come in.

"Oh, we've been discovered, aren't we hiding well?"

Qianruo turned her head and looked at Luo Fu in surprise, her acting skills were very exaggerated. And Luo Fu straightened her more exaggerated pectoral muscles and snorted: "If he is discovered, he will be discovered, and he can still eat us." Go, get in! ”

After the two of them came in, they didn't find a place to sit, so they stood next to Siyuan so prettyly, looking down at the Joan of Arc who was holding Siyuan and was coquettish.

"It's even more beautiful than it was a few years ago."

"Yes, yes, I always thought that foreigners were gorillas with coarse pores and a strange smell on their bodies, but I didn't expect her to be so exquisite."

"Look at her skin, it's almost white and translucent."

"And it's not pale at all, it's red and tender, and I really can't tell it's hundreds of years old."

"Huh?" Luo Shi was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at Qianruo: "Which side are you helping?" ”

"Nonsense, of course it's on your side."

"Didn't I say it, don't mention age."

Siyuan squinted his eyes and watched Luo Fu take the lead in playing treasure, she had been going around for almost seven or eight years since she came out of the Wanling Card, and now her behavior pattern is no different from that of ordinary women, and as a serious demon girl, she sometimes makes Siyuan want to cry, but there is no way to help her.

"You're so rude."

Siyuan finally couldn't help it. He looked up at the two troublemakers, crying and laughing. But Luo Fu sighed after hearing his words, and then his eyes drifted out of the window: "It seems that the old saying is still true." We are so beautiful, squatting in his house every day, he doesn't even take advantage of it. But as soon as this Persian cat came. He couldn't put it down...... Sure enough, it's a house flower without the fragrance of wild flowers. ”

"I am Gaul, not Persian. You can call me Rabissell, my hair color was originally dark brown, due to the effect of the Holy Light that I inherited from St. Michael's will. Joan of Arc straightened up: "I am a true Gaul, born in a small village in the middle of nowhere in France. ”

Joan of Arc's seriousness and strictness made Luo Shi dumbfounded, although she had known this girl before, and even she and Siyuan rescued her by traveling through time and space with consciousness, but she had never communicated with her so closely. Now it seems. This kind of stern seriousness that makes people speechless really makes Luo Shi, the person who came to find fault, very helpless, like a punch in the water.

Siyuan raised his head and looked at Luo Fu, who was choked and had nothing to say, and finally couldn't hold back and laughed: "What about her...... That's it. ”

That's right, this French saint, that's it. Although she maintained the appearance of more than 500 years ago, only eighteen or nineteen years old, she was actually a 500-year-old girl. But this old girl has been shrunk into knights for the past five hundred years, living the life of an ascetic, let alone getting married. Even if she is in love, the only movie she has seen is the Roman holiday released in 1953, the only opera she has seen is Tchaikovsky's tragic opera "The Girl of Orleans" in four acts, also known as "Joan of Arc", she has read a lot of poetry, and she has published a lot of literature. Especially in certain directions, she can be said to know nothing, as if she knows that human reproduction needs to be papapa, but she doesn't know that not all papapai will lead to pregnancy, it's just so evil.

"You two can sit together."

Siyuan sighed. They moved in, and just as they were about to say that they should sit on the opposite side, they crowded next to Joan of Arc.

There were four people sitting in the seats of the two, and they squeezed Joan of Arc on Siyuan's body at once, this big sister in France has a figure that is not inferior to Luo Shi, basically the kind of size that can see the edge of ** from behind, so it makes Siyuan quite embarrassed......

"As an uncle born in the late 70s and early 80s, you are too shy." The dog was finally full, and he leaned back on the sofa and touched his stomach: "You should be bold, our girls in Great France are known for their enthusiasm." ”

Siyuan didn't pay attention to this guy who was running the train with his mouth full, lowered his head and slowly ate the seafood stew, feeling the body temperature of Joan of Arc next to him, embarrassed, don't want it.

"Ah, it's almost cheap, let's get down to business."

Goudan flicked his knife and fork to the table and took out a map from his bosom: "This is a map of Europe, and Joan of Arc and I have already marked it all when we came." ”

Siyuan took the map and unfolded it and looked at it carefully, this is a standard map of Europe, but different areas on it are drawn with different colored pens with different colored grids, and there are words written next to each grid, and the beautiful flower-style letters are not something that people like dogs can write, so Siyuan did not hesitate to affirm that this word was written by Joan of Arc.

"What's written on this?"

Siyuan put the map in front of Joan of Arc: "I can probably guess a little, it's the area controlled by the Upper Three Realms, right?" ”

"Yes, but after my investigation, it doesn't seem that these people are in the same system. If Dante had not resisted the influence of the Green Cult in France, then France would have become a Green Cult country within twenty years. Britain was re-eroded by proto-Hinduism. Germany was slightly better, but the modern crusade tended to rise during this time. I feel that Catholicism, Protestantism, and Christianity are all corrupted in different ways, and I have not heard the bell of the Light for three years, and I even wonder if St. Michael has disappeared from this world. The rest of the countries, including Greece, Sweden, and Austria, are doing a little bit better, and the more populous countries are being eroded, and I think they're collecting the power of faith. ”

"Don't think so, that's what they're doing." Dogan sighed: "Europe can't stand it." ”

"yes, I can't stand it." Joan of Arc's eyes darkened: "Since Arroyo's death." The European form is completely free from collapse, and I have a feeling that they have the support of the Yankees behind them. ”

Although her tone did not change much, the clenched fists made Siyuan feel the anger of this holy woman, and it was not a simple matter to make a holy woman who was so well cultivated that it was outrageous.

"They were looting the treasures of Europe, including things like the Sword of the Victory Oath and the Crown of King Alayas. The only European treasure left was the magical colossus in Dante's hand. Joan of Arc is now expelled from the Catholic Church, and she will never be allowed to set foot in Europe, or she will be judged for heresy. ”

"And there's the heresy trial." Siyuan pouted: "They actually want to judge the last archangel of the human walkers, in my opinion, they are the real heretics." ”

When Siyuan said this, he also remembered that Bai Ze and Yingzhao had said that it was very popular to fight proxy wars now. Because the Celestial Empire is really difficult to bite, so they set their goal on the big Europe that has been fighting each other for hundreds of years, and from this map, Britain should be the first area to fall, and then it began to slowly radiate outward, in just two or three years, the whole of Europe was left with only France standing alone in the middle, and of course, there was Italy. Mainly because the Holy See hub is there, but Siyuan does not count on the Italians. After all, Italy...... Right.

And now that even the conscience of Europe has taken refuge in Greater China, you can imagine what kind of chaos has been made over there.

"I heard you've been attacked." Although Joan of Arc was squeezed to the point that her chest was flattened, she still did not forget to wipe her mouth with a handkerchief and gently put down her knife and fork: "If it is a vampire or a gargoyle, those people must be from England." ”

"Yes."

Siyuan nodded and let out a long breath: "...... It's too far. ”

"So, your faithful knight pleads with you. Wage a holy war. When Joan of Arc said this, tears were about to flow: "If you want, I am willing to be your handmaiden, and I will never leave for the rest of my life." ”

As soon as she said this, Luo Shi and Qianruo, who were eating and drinking, stopped what they were doing. Turning his head to look at Joan of Arc. Do they know what it means to be a handmaiden in Europe...... The maids of those big nobles are basically no different from the original roommates of the Celestial Empire, and if the master needs them, they have to throw off their arms and let people do it.

And now this Joan of Arc ...... actually took the initiative to make this kind of request, you can imagine how much she hoped that Siyuan would bring someone over.

But Siyuan, when Joan of Arc said this, he didn't think about sexology at all, but suddenly remembered a stalk about Poland......

"Your eyes are so strange, what do you think?"

Luo Fu paid the most attention to Siyuan, and she immediately found out that Siyuan was too void in the fugue, and then hurriedly asked: "You don't want this Yanma to be my son's stepmother, right?" I sue you, even if Mo Ran agrees, I don't agree. ”

"It's not...... A joke about Poland suddenly occurred to me. Siyuan said with a smile: "It is said that one day, a Polish picked up a magic lamp, and the lamp god asked him what he wanted. He said that the first wish is for China to attack Poland, the second is for China to attack Poland, and the third wish is still for China to attack Poland. The god of the lamp asked him in surprise, why do you want those guys in the east to attack your motherland so much? The Poles say, because then Russia will be ravaged six times! Six times exactly! ”

After Siyuan finished speaking, he suddenly became cold. Luo Shi and Qianruo glanced at each other, but they didn't realize that it was actually a joke...... The dog also looked at him with an unknown face, blinking his eyes, and his face was full of "Fuck, this stupid is crazy" expression.

Unexpectedly, after Joan of Arc glared at Siyuan, her shoulders began to tremble, and then her whole body shook with her very conspicuous big breasts, and finally she couldn't help it, hugged Siyuan's arms with both hands and buried her face on his shoulders and smiled.

This made everyone, including Siyuan, look at each other, and the dog shrugged after watching it for a long time: "The female knight's joke is really incomprehensible......"

In the end, Joan of Arc blushed, wiped the tears from laughter with a tissue, and glanced at Siyuan very charmingly: "It's time like this, you still have the heart to tell these jokes used to coax girls at the ball, you are really getting worse and worse." But you're right, I'm a French saint. It is foolish to ask you to wage a holy war against my homeland here. ”

Siyuan didn't know how to answer her, because ...... Whatever the reason, this jihad is impossible, not to mention the international implications...... Now is not the Crusades of a thousand years ago, if you really think far west. That will really cause a big incident, it will affect ordinary people for sure, and maybe it will cause all kinds of strange incidents, although she really wants to help Joan of Arc, but Siyuan really can't start such an unreliable thing as a holy war as she wants......

"You see, the knight's sister is now full of contradictions. She clearly knows that bullshit jihad is no longer possible, but she is very worried about the current situation in Europe, and this contrast is really heartfelt. Dogan slapped the table next to him and laughed, "Oh, oh, my saint can't be so cute." ”

"Don't interrupt." Joan of Arc glanced at the dog: "I also know that this is not realistic. I just ......"

"I just want my family to think far, right?" The dog's mouth was as unforgiving as ever: "And then in this name, I will eat and drink around him." ”

Siyuan frowned, this joke was harmless to himself, but it was a bit too much for Joan of Arc, so he hurriedly stepped on the dog's egg under the table. But when he turned his head to look over, he found that Joan of Arc was actually blushing and bowing his head, with a look of acquiescence.

That's right! It's just that he wants to refuse and welcome, and he wants to welcome and be ashamed. The shy face clearly read, "Ah, the old lady has been fighting for hundreds of years, and the old lady is really tired." Now I want to find an honest man to entrust for life, which of you dares to stop the old lady will be angry". made Siyuan's face full of consternation......

"I'm cāo. You're okay with that! Eldest sister. The dog was shocked at the time: "Aren't you really going to come over and explain yourself, what about the plan we said?" ”

"What's the plan?" Siyuan was stunned: "What are your plans?" ”

"I'll lend you a favor, and I'll take you to Europe." Dogan touched his chin: "But I don't think it's likely, so I have to think of another way, it's better to ...... Aren't you assassinated, then you have a debtor and a debtor. Grind him for a round first. ”

"Britain?"

"That's right, that's supposed to be the backyard for those guys. Let's find a way to kill them. Dogan touched his chin, and his face was full of conspiracy: "Isn't China the most famous teacher?" Then we have to use the last single seedling of the exorcists in the Far East. ”

Siyuan paused: "You mean the guys who exercise in the mountains?" ”

"It's not them." Dogan laughed: "And then...... I think this can be treated as a personal matter, and I promise no one will dare to stop you. ”

"Then I'll have to find someone first." Siyuan's face suddenly became heavy: "I don't want to see that guy." ”

"Are you willing to just watch your blonde-haired and golden-eyed holy sister die in depression? She's the last woman in Europe to have the perfect divine blood, and you can see her boobs and ass. Definitely alive and fed. ”

"Say that again." Joan of Arc slowly took out four or five pairs of white gloves from his pocket, and then carefully took out one and pointed at the dog: "I'll use the gloves to slap your face." ”

"Gotta ...... Don't worry, I'm just kidding. Goudan raised his hands in surrender: "I'm not going to duel with you...... It's not a level at all, I'm afraid of death. ”

Although they gaged there, Siyuan had to think on a deeper level. If he was still the same person, I am afraid that when Joan of Arc begged him with tears, he would have agreed, but not now, when he stood in his current position, he had to think about the problems that might happen, he knew that he was strong, but he was far from invincible. It's as if the realm can be hedged off, as if he still has a splint on his hand.

He is responsible for the castle tower, for himself, and even more for the people around him. The hot age has passed, and when the Olympics next year, Siyuan is about to usher in his thirtieth birthday. A thirty-year-old man, if he is still the kind of flower who doesn't care about it with his enthusiasm, then like Siyuan, he will definitely not live to be thirty-five.

"I'll think about it and give me some time." Siyuan stood up and patted Joan of Arc on the shoulder, and then said to Luo Shi and Qianruo: "You two are responsible for taking care of her, and the dog will come with me." ”

"Got it, leader."

After watching the two of them walk out, Joan of Arc slowly turned his head, looked at Luo Fu and smiled bitterly: "I can't use him now." ”

"Of course." Luo Shi sat opposite Joan of Arc with his arms crossed: "He is no longer the same person he was a few years ago, what he has experienced in the past few years is something you have not experienced in four or five hundred years." Give him some time and he'll give you an explanation. ”

"But ......" Joan of Arc looked up at Rashiki, "will he really help me?" ”

"Yes." Luo Shi nodded vigorously: "But I don't think he will like you to let him help you in this way." That's all I have to say, when one day he doesn't trust you anymore, you'll know what stupid things you've done. (To be continued......)